by admin | Apr 23, 2012 | NYCH3 Writeups
Sunday, April 15, 2012, 3pm NYCH3 #1476, Scotland Day Hash Start/Pre-lube: Caledonia Scottish Pub – 2nd Ave bet. 83rd St & 84th St On-In: Danny & Eddie’s, 1st Ave & 86th St Hares: Lesley, Mean Jean & Fire in the Piehole Circle Emcees: Pimpy Longstocking & Tit Totaler Scribe: Doggie Erectus We gathered at Caledonia, the hangout of the ancient tribe of the Picts. One of the natives spoke to us in his native tongue to tell us about the day’s trail and we understood a few of the words, just enough to get us going on trail and eventually find our way to Danny & Eddie’s to give out Down-Downs: The Hares: Lesley, Mean Jean & Fire in the Piehole Visitors: Goldilocks, Just John & Just Kelly Just John: Again, for running the whole trail with his bag Virgins: Just Julie, Just Jennifer & Just Mike Eager for Beaver: For doing the 2nd annual Scotland Year-and-a-day-late Writeup CPA: For his wooden nuts Dr Bruce: For offering everyone a bite of his gherkin Conelingus: For irresponsibly yelling at the wrong irresponsible parent Mean Jean: For noticing that the pizza crust had the same consistency as her cat’s tongue A$$Hole of the Week: Just John: For following non-hashers and telling other civilians that they should be r*nning Mean Jean: For whipping out her c*nt too soon What’s up with Mean Jean’s obsession with pussies & tongues?? On-Out!...
by admin | Apr 12, 2012 | NYCH3 Writeups
Sunday, April 8, 2012, 3pm NYCH3 #1475 — EASTER DEATH BUNNY HASH! Start/Pre-lube: Stonewall Inn, 53 Christopher St On-In: Mug’s Lounge, 13th St & Ave A Hares: NY Cock Exchange & Pussy in Boots Scribe: Doggie Erectus We gathered at The Stonewall Inn in our Easter finest. Finest what you ask? I don’t know… Some of us took the Dead theme pretty far. And then we ran pretty far and eventually found our way to Mug’s Lounge and gave out Down-Downs: The Hares: NY Cock Exchange & Pussy in Boots Visitor: Runner Girl Virgin: Just Jordan Marie: For the most creative use of pantyhose in making a head and hand outfit Mary Quite Contrary: For thinking trail was A to A and staying at the prelube The Hares: Again, for not setting the hotline Just Barak: For being Jesus on trail Irish Spring: For wanting to see Jesus on Friday too Runner Girl & Doggie Erectus: For changing in the open, Runner Girl for doing & Doggie Erectus for acting as a shield Just Barak: Again, for doing pullups on trail Just Barak: Again, for encountering people-shiggy on trail NY Cock Exchange: For demonstrating the best way to hail a cab Just Jackie: For r*nning in "Easy Access" long johns Conelingus: For bringing the heaviest bag in 3 years 10 Dix with Wings: For r*nning with her D-Chip So even though some of us are Gratefully Dead, Jesus rose about 8 times as he did his pullups and turned water into beer Amen!...
by admin | Apr 2, 2012 | NYCH3 Writeups
Sunday, April 1, 2012, 3pm NYCH3 #1474, April Fool’s Day Hash Start: 59th St & 8th Ave. Columbus Circle @ the entrance to the park On-In: Tap A Keg, 105th St & Broadway Hares: Sticky Jenitals & Irish Spring Circle Emcees: Pimpy Longstocking & Tit Totaler Scribe: Doggie Erectus We foolishly gathered at Columbus Circle. The hares were promising to play some April Fool’s Day jokes on us and we came out anyway We took off into the park and eventually found our way to Tap A Keg and gave out Down-Downs: The Hares: Sticky Jenitals & Irish Spring Visitors: Fey Lay, No Child Left Behind & Title 18 Section 2423 Virgins: Just Luke & Just Ashley Crouching Tiger: For getting shat upon by a pigeon Fast American Dave & Conelingus: For giving/getting massages on trail Mean Jean: For discovering raccoons for the first time Just Luke & Title 18 Section 2423: For r*nning in jeans Finger F*cked: For her tan lines A$$Hole of the Week: The Hares for their April Fool’s Day joke of the world’s longest BN and not having any Irish beer The Hares tried to spring another April Fool’s Day joke by having it rain on us, but it held off until we all made it back to the bar...
by admin | Mar 20, 2012 | NYCH3 Writeups
Sunday, March 18, 2012, 3pm NYCH3 #1472, St. Patrick’s Day Hash Start: St. Patrick’s Cathedral (51st St and 5th Ave) On-In: Dive 75, 75th & Columbus Hares: Hardman, Glassjaw, and Just Melanie Circle Emcees: Pimpy Longstocking & Tit Totaler Scribe: Doggie Erectus We gathered at St. Patrick’s Cathedral to continue our weekend of getting our Irish on. It had been a real half-marathon session of partying and we needed little excuse to keep right on going We took off and navigated through some shamrock checks and eventually found our way to Dive 75 and gave out Down-Downs: The Hares: Hardman, Glassjaw and his daughter Just Melanie Visitors: Forgy & Little Pink Gretel, Solar Eclits, MILF and Cookies, Conelingus, What A C*nt & Viagra Vince: For r*nning the NYC Half Solar Eclits: Again for wearing her r*ce number on trail Marie: For her fluorescent green tights Conelingus, Tits and Spits (aka Just Jenn), Doggie Erectus, Just Henry, Gabe the Babe, CPA, Lazer Labia & Forgy: For r*nning the Philly Green Dress the day before Glassjaw, Irish Spring & Solar Eclits: For being Irish A$$Hole of the Week: Leslie & Fast American Dave: For wearing orange shirts instead of green Such an eventful weekend, I had to go back to work to get a break!...
by admin | Mar 15, 2012 | NYCH3 Writeups
Sunday, March 11, 2012, 3pm NYCH3 #1471 Start: Ave A & 3rd St with a prelube at The Library, 7 Ave A btw 2nd & 3rd St On-In: Ace Bar, 531 E 5th St btw A & B Hares: Tit Totaler & Eager for Beaver Circle Emcees: Pimpy Longstocking & Tit Totaler Scribe: Doggie Erectus We gathered at The Library to read up on some really important crap that I’ve already forgotten. We had more important matters to deal with: 10 virgins and 3 visitors! So after educating them just enough to get them thoroughly lost, we took off and eventually found our way to Ace Bar and gave out Down-Downs: The Hares: Tit Totaler & Eager for Beaver Visitors: Rapid Withdraw, Fort Orgy & Runner Girl Virgins: Just Jim, Just Matt, Just Anna, Just Alex, Just Cassie, Just Carver, Just Clint, Just Caroline, Just Eric & Just Pete Just Zara: For paying Ha$h Ca$h with all $1 bills Eager for Beaver: For falling off a ski lift and breaking his collar bone CPA: For whining about the bartender Doggie Erectus: For engaging 2 strange skateboarders Mean Jean & Noah’s Dinghy: For the halt leading the blind She Likes It In The Benjamin, Just Tricia, Eager for Beaver & Tit Totaler: For their birthdays A$$hole of the week: Pimpy Longstocking for listening to a little old lady that told him "the track is that way" & his bag had a week’s worth of dirty laundry in it Trips & Balls: For moving to London Engaging that many virgins, visitors & skateboarders is exhausting! So shortly after circle, I took...
