Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 7pm
NYCH3 #1443, Finger Me First and Just Jaime’s Birthday Hash!!
Start / Prelube: The Carraige House, East 59th btw 2nd and 3rd
On-In: O’Neill’s, 3rd Ave and 45th St
Hares: Finger Me First and Just Jaime
Circle Emcee: Tit Totaller
Scribe: Doggie Erectus
We gathered at The Carriage House to celebrate Finger Me First and Just Jaime’s birthdays. They’re both so cute, it’s beyond me why they needed to bribe us with cake and the promise of not going to Queens. They had me at hello, there will be beer.
Eventually we found our way to O’Neill’s and gave out Down-Downs:
The Hares: Finger Me First and Just Jaime
Visitor: Just Zara, don’t harass her, she’s a resident now
Virgins: Just Anne, Just Avi, Just Miranda and Just Gary
Pimpy Longstocking: For trying to accuse somebody of something in some foreign language
Copa cum Bloody and Barnacle: Tit Totaller was able to translate Pimpyspeak well enough to decipher that Copa and Barnacle got stranded by cars in the middle of the road
Pimpy Longstocking: For a very athletic stretch that put his A$$ at the level of a passing dog that took one look and ran off in panic
Pecker Wrecker: For getting rear ended by a bike
The Hares: For having a drink check with no worthwhile drinks
NY Cock Exchange, Pussy in Boots, Death Breast, Matt and Just Mika: For hanging out at a drink stop with no worthwhile drinks
G-Dick: For doing all the dirty girls
A$$hole of the week: The Hares for a trail shorter than the HALT and their birthdays
Speedo Gonzalez: For doing a few bonus laps since the trail was short
The "I meant to do it but didn’t get around to it" Down-Down for Dr. Bruce showing up in a suit
O’Neill’s is a fine Irish bar so you’d think the patrons would be used to bad drunken singing, but they kept trying to close the curtains between coach and first class to shield themselves from the din. But they eventually gave up and took off.
And so did I.