NYCH3 #1450, Pop Your Cherry Hash

Sunday, October 16, 2011, 3pm

NYCH3 #1450, Pop Your Cherry Hash

Start: Joan of Arc (the virgin) Statue, 93rd & Riverside Park

Prelube: Dive 95, Amsterdam btw 95th & 96th

On-In: Village Pour House, 108th & Amsterdam

Hares: Lazer Labia, Second Cumming & Teacher’s Pet

Circle Emcees: Speedo Gonzalez & Pimpy Longstocking

Scribe: Doggie Erectus

We gathered at the Joan of Arc Statue.  That chick has so much armor on that it’s no wonder she never popped her cherry.  In her honor, the hares laid some special cherry-popping checks where one lucky contestant got to tell how they lost their virginity (the sexual kind, not the first hash kind…).

After a few checks of animal husbandry we came to the Village Pour House and gave out Down-Downs:

The Hares: Lazer Labia, Second Cumming & Teacher’s Pet

Second Cumming: For something involving a High 5

Virgins: Just Andrew & Just Louis

Visitors: I Like Head, Naked Facial, The Second Cumming, Are We In Yet?, Apple jack & Mother Goose

Dr. Bruce: For setting shitty pack marks

Jersey A$$hole: For popping Joan of Arc’s horse’s ass’s cherry

Pimpy Longstocking: For losing his phone at the bar

Just Kyle: For losing her virginity to a guy that may or may not have been her cousin at the time

Pimpy Longstocking: For exposing his johnson in a pic from the Interhash and it was so small nobody noticed it

Just Maggie: Her tale of animal husbandry involved a stallion

Apparently Joan of Arc was burned at the stake when she was 19.  That will teach her not to make her checks so hard!