Sunday, October 16, 2011, 3pm
NYCH3 #1450, Pop Your Cherry Hash
Start: Joan of Arc (the virgin) Statue, 93rd & Riverside Park
Prelube: Dive 95, Amsterdam btw 95th & 96th
On-In: Village Pour House, 108th & Amsterdam
Hares: Lazer Labia, Second Cumming & Teacher’s Pet
Circle Emcees: Speedo Gonzalez & Pimpy Longstocking
Scribe: Doggie Erectus
We gathered at the Joan of Arc Statue. That chick has so much armor on that it’s no wonder she never popped her cherry. In her honor, the hares laid some special cherry-popping checks where one lucky contestant got to tell how they lost their virginity (the sexual kind, not the first hash kind…).
After a few checks of animal husbandry we came to the Village Pour House and gave out Down-Downs:
The Hares: Lazer Labia, Second Cumming & Teacher’s Pet
Second Cumming: For something involving a High 5
Virgins: Just Andrew & Just Louis
Visitors: I Like Head, Naked Facial, The Second Cumming, Are We In Yet?, Apple jack & Mother Goose
Dr. Bruce: For setting shitty pack marks
Jersey A$$hole: For popping Joan of Arc’s horse’s ass’s cherry
Pimpy Longstocking: For losing his phone at the bar
Just Kyle: For losing her virginity to a guy that may or may not have been her cousin at the time
Pimpy Longstocking: For exposing his johnson in a pic from the Interhash and it was so small nobody noticed it
Just Maggie: Her tale of animal husbandry involved a stallion
Apparently Joan of Arc was burned at the stake when she was 19. That will teach her not to make her checks so hard!
On-Out!