NYCH3 #1440 – H.A.L.T.

NYCH3 #1440 – H.A.L.T.

Start: St. Marks Ale House (St. Marks and 3rd Avenue)

On-In: Grassroots Tavern (St. Marks between 2nd and 3rd Avenue)

Hares: Steve & Jimmy

Scribe:  Finger F**ked

I have to hand it to the hares.  After two years of identical H.A.L.T (Hashers Against Long Trails, for the uninitiated) trails, they managed to get their creative juices going, with a nice trail that amounted to a square about a mile and a quarter around, and not ending in TriBeCa. 

There’s never too much to report on these trails, since its over before you know it (that’s what she said!).  I opted to skip the eagle, which instructed the overachievers to jog in place for a few minutes, but did manage to blow right past the on-in and go back to the start, but more on that later.

Once I finally found the on-in, plentiful beer was to be had.  Aside from shameless promotion of the RDR and Catholic School Girls, the circle was presented with the following offenses:

       Hares, for setting a sh*tty trail as always

       Visitors

       Virgins

       Mickey Mouth, for giving away her crap at the start

       David, for trying to recruit people to run more after the trail was done.  It’s a H.A.L.T!

       Doggie Erectus for blowing by the on in to hang around the front of the start

       Basia, for not quite getting the eagle split

       Hot Rod, for becoming a year older and wiser

       AOTW was the hares.  5 checks in 1 mile?

The beer and pizza flowed (and oozed) on, but I had to get on-out before too long.

On-Out!


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