Wednesday, September 28, 2011, 7pm
Start: In front of Main NYC Public Library at Bryant Park (40th and 5th)
Prelube: Patrick Conway’s, 40 E. 43rd st (btw Madison and Vanderbilt)
On-In: Calico Jack’s Cantina, 42nd St & 2nd Ave
Hares: Bulldozer & Just Craig
Circle Emcees: Pimpy Longstocking & Fast American Dave
Scribe: Doggie Erectus
We gathered at Patrick Conway’s, well, some of us did. It’s a pretty fancy place where they tend to frown on wife beater gun shows.
We made our way to the start at the library which is kind of a weird place to start since most hashers don’t read much more than the labels on their beer bottles.
We didn’t stay there long; all those smart people coming out of the library made us feel uncomfortable so we hit the trail.
We eventually came to Calico Jack’s Cantina and gave out Down-Downs:
The Hares: Bulldozer & Just Craig
Virgins: Just Wendy, Just Tara & Just Mike
Visitors: Cunt See Shit & Crotch Thumper
Ow My Balls: For getting thrown out of the prelube and almost getting thrown out of Bryant Park
Bam-Bam Thank You Ma’am: For pirouetting on trail
Cunt See Shit: Apparently he really can’t see shit and ran in front of a cab
Smashmouth: Our former JM Lesley got the Smashmouth award for falling on trail and was at the hospital so Smashmouth drank instead
Smashmouth: Got another Down-Down for wearing his own face
A$$hole of the Week: The Hares
The "there’s one more beer left" Down-Down: Bulldozer
This was one of the last hashes before the Interhash in Savannah so the wheeling and dealing for regos and rooms was fast and furious. But eventually we all started to wind down so I took off.