NYCH3 #1481

Start: 72nd & Central Park West   Well this was the location given for the start of the hash but alas the group were meeting slightly to the left. This confused many an experienced Hasher especially since the Hares put the mark in the middle of the street. Some decided to check out the two other groups of runners meeting in the same location at the same time, Front Runners being one of them. Those groups however are not at all as fun as they don’t have beer and people talk about marathons and times.. and all that other non-alcohol jargon.   Well people eventually found the hares and off we went for the 147*th run of the New York City Hash House Harriers.   Note … no beer stop, complaint number one. Especially considering the humidity that day. A nice shot would have been welcome. I have no doubt that some people took a water stop or two along the way, possibly at the reservoir. I think everybody feels that slight bit of dread we you come up to the reservoir wondering… F**K.. how long will they make us go around this f***ing thing.   We came to the on-in Reid’s Tavern at 92nd and 2nd. Seriously… I thought the stench of Hashers was bad last week. This week it was even worse and most likely going to get worse as the summer wears on. The q to use the toilets for changing is getting longer each week too. ENJOY YOUR NATURAL ODOUR!! It also generally clears the pub of non-hashers. A great pub I have to say,...

NYCH3 #1480

NYC #1480 A fine strong number that is. I always prefer even hash numbers.. for some reason I always feel a better sense of accomplishment after doing one. Now down to business. Pre-lube may have been epic for those who went, alas, I was not one of them. 3 Sheets Saloon on 3rd, a fine establishment if ever there was one so long as you are a frat boy who likes beer.. ( Yes, please!! ). The hash itself started at West 4th Street and 6th.. chalk talk took an age, we will blame the late arrivals from pre-lube who decided to take their time. And then off we went.. the trail was set in a fine powdery substance of the edible variety. We went this way and that way. Some confusion was had deciding if 3 dots in a row was left or right.. best to check both ended up being the only option. I myself only recently found out that tennis balls are used to provide the perfect flour circles…( If you want more Hare know-how.. set trail!! We have lots of slots available over the coming months ). There was the usual trip through Union Square providing the chorus "Are you?".. with few responses. We eventually found our way thanks to some FRBs. I am still of the opinion that Fast American Dave has a teleporter…running… running.. Boom! he appears out of nowhere. We made our way to the on-in Barrow’s Pub, Barrow St. and Hudson. Another fine establishment where beer was served a plenty. Not a dry t-shirt was in the house. The sweaty stench...

NYCH3 #1479, AGM

Saturday, May 5, 2012, 3pm NYCH3 #1479, AGM Prelube/Start/On-In: The Parlour, 86th & Broadway Hares: The Committee Circle Emcees: Pimpy Longstocking & Tit Totaler Scribe: Doggie Erectus We gathered at The Parlour for one last r*n under the guidance of the old mismanagement.  And true to form, the pack suffered many accidents on trail, but more on that later… We eventually found our way back to The Parlour and gave out Down-Downs: The Hares: Fire in the Piehole & Tit Totaler Visitors: 4-Score and Back Door & Brown Eye for the Gay Guy Accidents on Trail:   Baboon A$$: For r*nning into a stoop   Tits & Spits: For getting her shoelace caught and going bungee humping   Donner Kebab: For falling Manslave: For his dress shoes Pimpy Longstocking: For discovering poop on trail and discovering (almost too late) that there was a dink check on trail Irish Spring: Fell down in the Ramble and Miguel swooped in to help him up Nads on Film: Couldn’t r*n cuz he has a date with a 15 year old later Dogface: For leading a large group astray Danny Choriki: For his new shoes A$$Hole of the Week: CPA: For the FRB’s being such Dicks.  RU? And he impatiently replies, "Still??" Couple of the Year: Just Miguel: For his love of paper mache helmets Worst Trail of the Year: Doggie Erectus: For setting a "Trail" with no marks along the river A$$Hole of the Year: Tit Totaler: For singing "Who Ate All the Pies" to a virgin and scared them off Last Year’s Mismanagement: For being shitty This Year’s Mismanagement: For being...

NYCH3 #1478

Sunday, April 29, 2012, 3pm NYCH3 #1478 Start: Broadway & W 103rd Street On-In: Broadway Dive, Broadway & W 101st Street Hares: Hardman & Laird Circle Emcees: Fast American Dave & Eager for Beaver Scribe: Doggie Erectus We gathered at Broadway & 103rd on a beautiful spring day.  Hardman & Laird had set us a trail with some serious hills and stairs: http://connect.garmin.com/activity/173117677 We eventually found our way to Broadway Dive and gave out Down-Downs: The Hares: Hardman & Laird Virgins: Just Kellie & Just Erin Visitors: Just Bob, A$$ on the Rocks, Ballzheimers & Arab in the Rafters Just Jenn & Solar Eclits: For r*nning with iPods Wet Connection: For running with a race chip Just Darryl: For being away from the hash so long he forgot how to do it Bulldozer: His grandmother is 76 years old and hasn’t forgotten how to do it Crawlaholic: For her new shoes Steamer Baldwin: For his bad hearing and thinking Prague was in Germany A$$hole of the Week: Gabe the Babe for mooching all the Down-Down beer.  Giving him more beer wouldn’t be much of a penalty so he had to down a cider Our hares definitely haven’t forgotten how to do it, set a trail that is…...

NYCH3 #1477, Queens. It’s alive!

Sunday, April 22, 2012, 3pm NYCH3 #1477, Queens. It’s alive! Start/Pre-lube: Sean Og Tavern, 6002 Woodside Ave @ 60th St On-In: Flynn’s Garden Inn, Skillman Ave btw 46th & 47th St Hare: Dogface Circle Emcees: Pimpy Longstocking & Tit Totaler Scribe: Doggie Erectus We gathered at Sean Og Tavern cuz it was a good place to get out of the rain.  And after suiting up the next generation of hasher in a mac, we took off into the wet and wilds of Queens: http://connect.garmin.com/activity/170931481 Eventually we found our way to Flynn’s Garden Inn and gave out Down-Downs: The Hare: Dogface Visitors: Sperm & Sperm Inside (with baby) Transplants: Kermit & Miss Piggy Kermit: Again, for using an umbrella in the rain Kermit & Sperm: For pushing the youngest hasher in a baby carriage Smashmouth: For not wanting to hash in Queens when it’s raining Love Boat: For dropping his phone in the toilet A$$Hole of the Week: Just Rafael for bringing a huge water bottle and thinking Dogface was the name of a bar Steamer Baldwin: For trying to carry all the bags and technology during circle And the baby never wears a mac in the pouring rain, very strange!...
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