Sunday, November 20, 2011, 3pm
NYCH3 #1455, I Like Head a Little Dirty R*n
Start / Prelube: Subway Inn, 143 E. 60th St @ Lexington
On-In: R Bar, Graham & Meeker Ave, Brooklyn
Hares: Lil Dirty & I Like Head (Who said head), C*m celebrate our 3 years of hashing around the world!!
Circle Emcees: Pimpy Longstocking & Fast American Dave
Scribe: Doggie Erectus
We gathered at Subway Inn to help Lil Dirty & I Like Head celebrate 3 years of liking head a little dirty. They had mentioned hashing around the world for 3 years, but failed to mention that the trail would go through 3 boroughs. Don’t believe me? Check it out for yourself:
But the blow was softened by a drink check of dirty martinis on the Pulaski Bridge.
We eventually found our way to the R Bar and gave out Down-Downs:
The Hares: Lil Dirty & I Like Head. Gabe the Babe said it was so good that he drank too
Virgins: Just Daniel, Just Stephanie & Just Julie
Munchen, Fireman Tim & Just Lauren: For taking the train to the On-In
Lexy’s Bitch: For falling and also for his bitch slobbering and pooping all over
Pimpy Longstocking & Just Adam: PR’d at the hash
Munchen: For being the balloon captain of the Pillsbury Doughboy in the Thanksgiving Parade. Do I hear a renaming??
Pimpy Longstocking: For r*nning the Columbia Hash the day before and being too hungover to r*n circle
Just Steve: For accusing I Like Head of not living up to his name
Just Mio: For r*nning the Philly marathon and c*mming all the way back to NYC for the On-In
All the talk of dirty head made me feel, well, dirty, so I went home to wash my hair.