Sunday, November 13, 2011, 3pm
NYCH3 #1454, C*m celebrate Gretel’s 1 year an*lversary
Start / Prelube: Dive Bar, 96th & Amsterdam
On-In: 1020 Bar, 110th & Amsterdam
Hares: Gretel & Dirty Udders
Circle Emcees: Fire in the Piehole & Tit Totaller
Scribe: Doggie Erectus
We gathered at the Dive Bar to celebrate Gretel’s hashing an*lversary. He does all the work and we hang out at the bar and drink, sounds like a plan to me…
But there was a r*n in between Bar A & Bar B that took us through Central Park where we encountered some random strangers lurking about and looking for a different kind of celebration. We ran a little faster and came to the drink check where we had liquid Rim Jobs. Then we ran a little slower and crookeder and eventually came to 1020 Bar and gave out Down-Downs:
The Hares: Gretel & Dirty Udders
Visitor: Rapid Withdrawal
Tall Hare: Gretel, and when one hare drinks, Dirty Udders drinks too
Virgins: Just Jean Marc, Just Kelly, Just Jeanette, Just Annie & Just Meech
Just Meech: "That old guy in the red shirt knows what he’s doing"
I Like Head: For augmenting his cone with a plastic one
Eager for Beaver: For ignoring trail but eventually finding the drink check
Fire in the Piehole, Tit Totaller & Just Henry: For shortcutting
Eager for Beaver: For new shoes
Just Robbie: For losing his glasses and r*nning the Boston Marathon "just for training"
Fast American Dave: For losing his Rim Job on the first attempt and then trying again
CPA (the hasher formerly known as Juan): A$$hole of the week for being Dirty Old Man of the week
CPA: For trying to shift the blame onto too many others with a bunch of totally bogus accusations
Surprisingly, there was still beer left after all those Down-Downs. But eventually it r*n out, and so did I.