Sunday, December 4, 2011, 3pm
NYCH3 #1457, Santa’s Sluts Hash, Sexy Santas, naughty elves and everything in between!
Start / On-In: No Idea Bar, 30 E. 20th St btw Park & Broadway
Hare: The Harriettes
Circle Emcees: Pimpy Longstocking & Tit Totaler
Scribe: Doggie Erectus
We gathered at No Idea Bar, one of our best special event locations. We were pretty sure we were coming back to the same place so that took a lot of the pressure off finding the trail through midtown:
http://connect.garmin.com/activity/133196145
Eventually we found our way back to No Idea Bar and gave out Down-Downs:
The Hare: US Marine Whore
Visitor: Runner Girl
Virgin: Just Noel
Just Barak, Conelingus, Jersey A$$hole, Just Miguel & Just Robbie: They got the collective A$$hole of the Week for their manly pullup contest
And now for the best costume part of the hash, Headlights, Finger F*cked & USMW took over the festivities
Naughtiest Costume: Just Miguel, the S&M Reindeer
Nicest Costume: MILF & Cookies, That’s the most covered up we’ve seen her
Most Nostalgic: Dirty Udders & Just Judy, 2 Abominable Snowmen
Best Reindeer: Just Miguel, I Feel Tower and the winner is Headlights
Most Underdressed: Just Kyle
Best Christmas Sweater: Just Adam and the winner is $2 Balls
Lamest Costume: Doggie Erectus
Best Santa: Ow My Balls and the winner is Pimpy Longstocking
Sluttiest: USMW, Just Corrina or NY Slammer. It was a 3-way tie
Now we know who’s naughty and nice. Let the holidays begin!
On-Out!