NYCH3 #1457, Santa’s Sluts Hash, Sexy Santas, naughty elves and everything in between!

Sunday, December 4, 2011, 3pm

NYCH3 #1457, Santa’s Sluts Hash, Sexy Santas, naughty elves and everything in between!

Start / On-In: No Idea Bar, 30 E. 20th St btw Park & Broadway

Hare: The Harriettes

Circle Emcees: Pimpy Longstocking & Tit Totaler

Scribe: Doggie Erectus

We gathered at No Idea Bar, one of our best special event locations.  We were pretty sure we were coming back to the same place so that took a lot of the pressure off finding the trail through midtown:

http://connect.garmin.com/activity/133196145

Eventually we found our way back to No Idea Bar and gave out Down-Downs:

The Hare: US Marine Whore

Visitor: Runner Girl

Virgin: Just Noel

Just Barak, Conelingus, Jersey A$$hole, Just Miguel & Just Robbie: They got the collective A$$hole of the Week for their manly pullup contest

And now for the best costume part of the hash, Headlights, Finger F*cked & USMW took over the festivities

Naughtiest Costume: Just Miguel, the S&M Reindeer

Nicest Costume: MILF & Cookies, That’s the most covered up we’ve seen her

Most Nostalgic: Dirty Udders & Just Judy, 2 Abominable Snowmen

Best Reindeer: Just Miguel, I Feel Tower and the winner is Headlights

Most Underdressed: Just Kyle

Best Christmas Sweater: Just Adam and the winner is $2 Balls

Lamest Costume: Doggie Erectus

Best Santa: Ow My Balls and the winner is Pimpy Longstocking

Sluttiest: USMW, Just Corrina or NY Slammer.  It was a 3-way tie

Now we know who’s naughty and nice.  Let the holidays begin!

On-Out!


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