Sunday, January 8, 2012, 3pm
NYCH3 #1462 — THE RIDDLE R*N
Start: 40 W. 40th St (btw 5th & 6th Aves)
On-In: McQuaid’s, 44th & 11th
Hares: Mickey Mouth and her Mouthketeers
Circle Emcees: Pimpy Longstocking & Tit Totaler
Scribe: Doggie Erectus
It’s the Mickey Mouth Riddle Run Club! Who’s the leader of the hash that’s made for you and me? M I C K E Y M O U T H
Mickey & her cast of sextuplets promised us a challenging riddle trail and we were not disappointed. We were given a chalk talk almost as confusing as the new NFL overtime rule and we set off to answer these questions:
1) Where Vikings go for culture:
Scandinavia House
2) 40 E. 49th:
That was a hard one
3) Where MM buys Indian food and spices:
Kalustyan’s
4) We are on the hunt for sex:
The Museum of Sex
5) MM’s age / MM’s age. Are you on the list?
40/40 Club
6) MM’s age at Riddle Run 1; MM’s been to 16 of this Avenue:
30th & 6th
7) Where MM buys stuff for her favorite hobby:
B&H
8) Acres and a mule and Mac’s Lives:
40th & 9th
9) You should be a diplomat when calling here for takeout:
Chinese Embassy
10) MM’s Cat, Super hottie in Breaking Away
McQuaid’s
Although there was a little confusion over the answer to #7 being the same as #4, we answered all the questions without getting lost and ended up at McQuaid’s and gave out Down-Downs:
The Hares: Mickey Mouth, Noah’s Dinghy, US Marine Whore, Mean Jean, Dave Too Long & Just Danny
Visitors: Sticky Genitals
Mickey Mouth: For riddles that were all obscure references to her personal life
Mickey Mouth: Again, for being a vegetarian and having so much meat at the On-In
Janeway: For being a pretentious British alcohol snob (Steamer Baldwin stood in)
Irish Spring: For trying to pay by swiping his credit card in the kitchen
Mickey Mouth: Again, for her birthday (we had some yummy chocolate cake!)
Mean Jean: For being one of the people who happened to be in the vicinity when Steamer Baldwin’s drink holder got broken
I Feel Tower & Second Cumming: For I Feel’s outlandish red, white & green zebra stripe pants (him for wearing them and her for letting him)
Now it’s time to say goodbye to all our company
S H I T T Y T R A I L
On-Out!