Sunday, January 15, 2012, 3pm
Brooklyn H3 #600/NYCH3 #1463 — THE POLAR BEAR HASH/BH3 600TH R*N. BROOKLYN ON A SUNDAY? LET’S GO SWIMMING! $25 HASH CASH = FOOD, FUN, AND EXTRA-SPECIAL HABERDASHERY!!!
Start/Pre-lube/On-In: Peggy O’Neill’s, 1904 Surf Ave
Hares: The BH3 Committee
Circle Emcees: Noah’s Dinghy & Technically Foul
Scribe: Doggie Erectus
We gathered at Peggy O’Neill’s to celebrate Brooklyn’s 600th r*n and for our annual Polar Bear Plunge. The cold weather and the subway delays were against us, but we were determined to go freeze our extremities off!
We did a r*n to warm up and then suited up for the main event. It was so cold that our balls shrank to the size of raisins and our voices rose into the soprano range.
Then we had to get dressed with fingers and toes so numb they felt like they were going to crack off. But we all made it back to the bar with all of our limbs intact and gave out Down-Downs:
The Hares: Noah’s Dinghy & Technically Foul
Virgin: Just Christina. She drank again for being a slow drinker and making herself come
Sarah Down Under, MILF and Cookies & Finger F*cked: for being the FRB’s
Smashmouth: For some unknown egregious offense
Bam Bam Thank You Ma’am: For jumping rope made out of telephone wire, although it was actually Just Beth that did the deed
Steamer Baldwin: For winning the "Who Shat On Trail" lottery
Ow My Balls: For showing his a$$
Ow My Balls: Again for being first in and staying in the water long enough to shoot video
Cheeky Bastard & Just Adam: For being so cold that they groped each other trying to generate some heat
Just Adam: Again for his Hipster outfit
Trader Blows & Finger F*cked: For their fancy penguin & Abominable Snowman hats
Technically Foul: For stealing Trader Blows’s fancy penguin hat
Just Corrina & Irish Spring: For being DFL
Steamer Baldwin: For being the one who had attended the earliest Brooklyn hash
Splat & Bushy P*ssy: For best couple, beating out the penguin & Abominable Smowman
Headlights: For being a former Brooklyn JM
Pimpy Longstocking: For his birthday
Just John: For losing his shorts
CPA: For trying to accuse someone of being a wuss by taking a hot drink after plunging into the Atlantic while he stayed dry
Come to think of it, staying dry may have been the smart thing to do
On-Out!