Brooklyn H3 #600/NYCH3 #1463 — THE POLAR BEAR HASH/BH3 600TH R*N. LET’S GO SWIMMING!

Sunday, January 15, 2012, 3pm

Brooklyn H3 #600/NYCH3 #1463 — THE POLAR BEAR HASH/BH3 600TH R*N.  BROOKLYN ON A SUNDAY? LET’S GO SWIMMING! $25 HASH CASH = FOOD, FUN, AND EXTRA-SPECIAL HABERDASHERY!!!

Start/Pre-lube/On-In: Peggy O’Neill’s, 1904 Surf Ave

Hares: The BH3 Committee

Circle Emcees: Noah’s Dinghy & Technically Foul

Scribe: Doggie Erectus

We gathered at Peggy O’Neill’s to celebrate Brooklyn’s 600th r*n and for our annual Polar Bear Plunge.  The cold weather and the subway delays were against us, but we were determined to go freeze our extremities off!

We did a r*n to warm up and then suited up for the main event.  It was so cold that our balls shrank to the size of raisins and our voices rose into the soprano range.

Then we had to get dressed with fingers and toes so numb they felt like they were going to crack off.  But we all made it back to the bar with all of our limbs intact and gave out Down-Downs:

The Hares: Noah’s Dinghy & Technically Foul

Virgin: Just Christina.  She drank again for being a slow drinker and making herself come

Sarah Down Under, MILF and Cookies & Finger F*cked: for being the FRB’s

Smashmouth: For some unknown egregious offense

Bam Bam Thank You Ma’am: For jumping rope made out of telephone wire, although it was actually Just Beth that did the deed

Steamer Baldwin: For winning the "Who Shat On Trail" lottery

Ow My Balls: For showing his a$$

Ow My Balls: Again for being first in and staying in the water long enough to shoot video

Cheeky Bastard & Just Adam: For being so cold that they groped each other trying to generate some heat

Just Adam: Again for his Hipster outfit

Trader Blows & Finger F*cked: For their fancy penguin & Abominable Snowman hats

Technically Foul: For stealing Trader Blows’s fancy penguin hat

Just Corrina & Irish Spring: For being DFL

Steamer Baldwin: For being the one who had attended the earliest Brooklyn hash

Splat & Bushy P*ssy: For best couple, beating out the penguin & Abominable Smowman

Headlights: For being a former Brooklyn JM

Pimpy Longstocking: For his birthday

Just John: For losing his shorts

CPA: For trying to accuse someone of being a wuss by taking a hot drink after plunging into the Atlantic while he stayed dry

Come to think of it, staying dry may have been the smart thing to do

On-Out!


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