NYCH3 #1464

Sunday, January 22, 2012, 3pm

NYCH3 #1464

Start/Pre-Lube: Nancy Whiskey Pub, 1 Lispenard St at West Broadway

On-In: Ace Bar, 531 East 5th St near Ave B

Hare: Just Miguel

Circle Emcees: Fast American Dave & Pimpy Longstocking

Scribe: Doggie Erectus

We gathered at Nancy Whisky Pub in anticipation of Just Miguel’s virgin hare attempt.  He’s been so eager with his costumes for Christmas and New Year’s that his first try couldn’t be that bad, or could it??

We followed a trail set in chalk, flour & Kool-Aid with some very artistic sidewalk drawings of hash-like things along the way.  Eventually a few of us found our way to Ace Bar and gave out Down-Downs:

The Hare: Just Miguel

Visitors: Online Pussy & Knight at the Coxbury

Virgin: Just Steve

Just Corrina & Just Zara: For blindly following Pimpy Longstocking who was completely lost

Rowdy: For actually following trail

Kinky Boots: Bestowed the Random Abuse of Power Down-Down on Rowdy

Just Miguel: For setting a trail only one person could follow

Just Jenn: For trying to get Just Miguel named Dicasso for his sidewalk art

Pimpy Longstocking: For not properly instructing the virgin hare

A$$hole of the Week: Pimpy again for cheating at something or other

Anyone that has the cojones to dress up as an S&M Reindeer for the Santa’s Sluts Run can certainly handle some ribbing for their sorry-a$$ first trail