Knickerbocker Hash House Harriers
Description
Founded by Wet Connection, Noah’s Dinghy and Mean Jean the Down-down Machine in January 2009 in response to the ever increasing need of NYC hashers to always have something to do. Sadly, the Knickerbocker was laid to rest in May of 2012.
Then one fateful night in October of 2012, something rose from within the Knickerbocker, with a need so great it throbbed and pulsed. That need was born out of having nothing better to do on a Wednesday night and a blatant disregard for the possibility of drinking at a bar without all the complicated mess of hashing to get there. What A C*nt!, seeing that nobody else was going to take care of this problem, took it upon herself to raise that which had lain dormant. Employing the help of a gay man, two hot chicks and Cheeky Bastard, she vowed to make whatever strokes necessary to keep it up until its climax in the spring.
The mismanagement of the Knick then became centered around the idea that Wednesday hashes should be simple and easy to get to (hello, downtown Manhattan!), and should employ the use of many songs and lots of bare butts. The season culminates in the Knick’s only special event, the “Knickerbocker in your Knickers,” just for folks who’ve always dreamed about r*nning around Manhattan in their underwear.
Schedule
The Knickerbocker H3 runs every other Wednesday (alternating with the NAWW) during the winter months, from October to April.
To hare for the Knick, contact our Hare-raiser, What a C*nt!.
Receding Hareline (Next 30 Days)
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Date/Time | Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path | Hare(s) |
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Saturday June 11 1:00 pm | Join us as we celebrate our Tenth Anniversary! LIL #114 Start: Main Street Pub in Kings Park to pre-lube before 1pm start Transit: Penn Station toward Port Jefferson 9:52am (Go to the rear of the pArTy TrAiN and mooch beers from hashers), Transfer at Huntington to Kings Park at 11:12am, and arrive at Kings Park at 11:29am. Proceed to Main Street Pub and pre-lube until the 1pm start. ![]() Bring: Swimming gear, your usual kennel hash cash, and your own beer and food money Give Aways: Special tenth anniversary patch and an event tag Features may include: lunatic asylum tour (unless illegal because we ALWAYS obey the law), inner tube float, and swimming in the Long Island Sound. Do not miss this one![Facebook Event] | ALL our Grand Masters: I-Feel Tower, A Little Dirty, Kaptain Hooker, and Drunksophila Masterbater. So ....we might perform ..adequately |
Sunday June 12 2:00 pm | Queens Birthday Hash Queens Black Knights #66 Start: Maggie Mae's Bar in Sunnyside Transit: 7 to 40 Street - Lowery St ![]() Bring: Folks from Queens who’d like to help mis-manage us. It’ll be London Rules (bring your own funds for beer and food). Give Aways: Special Queens Black Knights patch & event tag. Let’s do this annually (preferably 2nd Saturday in June) so we can exclaim that …”The Queens Hash Lives!”[Facebook Event] | I-Feel Tower, Gabe The Babe, and Doggie Erectus |
Saturday July 16 11:30 am | ⚓ 🚢 return of the Five Borough Pub Crawl ⚓ 🚢 Special #220 Start: TBD but Boats Boats Boats! Bronx Bronx Bronx? We'll see! ![]() | What A C*nt! 646.202.3954 |
Saturday September 17 2:00 pm | Red Dress R*n NYC #1960 Start: TBA [Facebook Event] | Brobayashi |
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Mis-Management 2019-20
Grand Master
Religious Advisors
- Geordi La Foreskin
- What a C*nt!
- Foreign My Twat
Hare Raiser
- What a C*nt!
Mis-Management 2018-19
Grand Master
Religious Advisors
- Geordi La Foreskin
- What a C*nt!
- Drop a Pin, Slip it In
Hare Raiser
- Metrosweatual
Past Mis-Management
2017-18
- Mandatory Fun, Grand Master and Hare Raiser
- Cosmopolitits, Grand Maitresse
- Geordi La Foreskin, Religious Advisor
- What a C*nt!, Religious Advisor
2016-17
- Geordi La Foreskin, Grand Master
- Cosmopolitits, Religious Advisor
- Piece o’ Slut, Religious Advisor
- Massive Load, Religious Advisor
- Mandatory Fun, Hare Raiser
- Krispy Kringle, Scribe
- Young and the Wristless, Fluffer
2015-2016
- Geordi La Foreskin, Grand Master
- Mouth Full of Gu, Religious Advisor
- Turd Dimension, Religious Advisor
- Mandatory Fun, Hare Raiser
- Krispy Kringle, Scribe
- The Young and The Wristless, Fluffer
2014-2015
- What A C*nt!, Grand Maitresse
- Cheeky Bastard, Vice Master
- Geordi La Foreskin, Religious Advisor
- Mouth Full of Gu, Religious Advisor
- Turd Dimension, Religious Advisor
- Mandatory Fun, Hare Raiser
2013-2014
- What A C*nt!, Grand Maîtresse
- Cheeky Bastard, Vice Master
- Irish Spring, Religious Advisor
- One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, WHORE!, Religious Advisor
- Mouth Full of Gu, Hare Raiser
2012-2013
- What A C*nt!, Grand Maîtresse
- Irish Spring, Religious Advisor
- Cheeky Bastard, Religious Advisor
- One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, WHORE!, Religious Advisor
- She Likes it in the Benjamins, Hare Raiser
2009-2012
The JM trifecta
Wet Connection
Noah’s Dinghy
Mean Jean the Down-down Machine