Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers

Description

Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.

Schedule

We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!

Receding Hareline (Next 30 Days)

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Date/Time	Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path	Hare(s)
Saturday June 11 1:00 pm	Join us as we celebrate our Tenth Anniversary! LIL #114 Start: Main Street Pub in Kings Park to pre-lube before 1pm start Transit: Penn Station toward Port Jefferson 9:52am (Go to the rear of the pArTy TrAiN and mooch beers from hashers), Transfer at Huntington to Kings Park at 11:12am, and arrive at Kings Park at 11:29am. Proceed to Main Street Pub and pre-lube until the 1pm start. Bring: Swimming gear, your usual kennel hash cash, and your own beer and food money Give Aways: Special tenth anniversary patch and an event tag Features may include: lunatic asylum tour (unless illegal because we ALWAYS obey the law), inner tube float, and swimming in the Long Island Sound. Do not miss this one! [Facebook Event]	ALL our Grand Masters: I-Feel Tower, A Little Dirty, Kaptain Hooker, and Drunksophila Masterbater. So ....we might perform ..adequately
Sunday June 12 2:00 pm	Queens Birthday Hash Queens Black Knights #66 Start: Maggie Mae's Bar in Sunnyside Transit: 7 to 40 Street - Lowery St Bring: Folks from Queens who’d like to help mis-manage us. It’ll be London Rules (bring your own funds for beer and food). Give Aways: Special Queens Black Knights patch & event tag. Let’s do this annually (preferably 2nd Saturday in June) so we can exclaim that …”The Queens Hash Lives!” [Facebook Event]	I-Feel Tower, Gabe The Babe, and Doggie Erectus
Saturday July 16 11:30 am	⚓ 🚢 return of the Five Borough Pub Crawl ⚓ 🚢 Special #220 Start: TBD but Boats Boats Boats! Bronx Bronx Bronx? We'll see! [Facebook Event]	What A C*nt! 646.202.3954
Saturday September 17 2:00 pm	*Red Dress Rn** NYC #1960 Start: TBA [Facebook Event]	Brobayashi

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Mismanagement

Garbling Mess (GM)
Kaptian Hooker

Religious Advisors
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Drunksophila Masturbator

Fluffer
Crouching Fiber Hidden Poopin’

Hareraiser
Sir Gay

Haberdasher
Kim Dong Dildo

Grand Mattress Emeritus
I-Feel Tower & A Little Dirty

“Run With The Mad Cows!”

Contacts:
Kaptian: ProductionMkern@Gmail.com

2014 – 2019 Misman

A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress. Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master.

2013 Misman

A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer

2012 Misman

I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology