Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers
Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.
We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!
Receding Hareline (Next 90 Days)
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|Date/Time||Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path||Hare(s)|
|(Virtual) Brooklyn Half Hash|
Start: Prospect Park - West Dr near Prospect Park Bandshell (40°39'45.0"N 73°58'34.4"W)
Transit: F/G to 15 St - Prospect Park Station, 🚴 CitiBike
Road races are starting back up in the city, but NYRR have decided to make the Brooklyn Half virtual. We usually do something hash-related for the half, so why not do something for the virtual half?
We'll also have a regular Sunday trail for those who want to come do a trail then hang out to cheer on the idiots doing the super eagle option. Checkspreader will set the chicken trail and Drop a Pin determined the 13.1mi super eagle route
Super Eagle Half R*nners out at 11am, Regular trail out at 11:15am
New York Road Runner details You don't need to sign up, but there is a free option that gets you a free month of Strava premium (and paid version that gets you a medal from NYRR). We also have an event on Strava if that's your thing.
|Checkspreader & Drop a Pin Slip It In|
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Teal Train to Pound Town
Shots for Tots
Kim Dong Dildo
Grand Master Emeritus
“Run With The Mad Cows!”
A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress, Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer
I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology