Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers
Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.
We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!
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|Date/Time||Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path||Hare(s)|
|Join us as we celebrate our Tenth Anniversary!|
Start: Main Street Pub in Kings Park to pre-lube before 1pm start
Transit: Penn Station toward Port Jefferson 9:52am (Go to the rear of the pArTy TrAiN and mooch beers from hashers), Transfer at Huntington to Kings Park at 11:12am, and arrive at Kings Park at 11:29am. Proceed to Main Street Pub and pre-lube until the 1pm start.
Bring: Swimming gear, your usual kennel hash cash, and your own beer and food money
Give Aways: Special tenth anniversary patch and an event tag Features may include: lunatic asylum tour (unless illegal because we ALWAYS obey the law), inner tube float, and swimming in the Long Island Sound. Do not miss this one![Facebook Event]
|ALL our Grand Masters: I-Feel Tower, A Little Dirty, Kaptain Hooker, and Drunksophila Masterbater. So ....we might perform ..adequately|
|Queens Birthday Hash|
Queens Black Knights #66
Start: Maggie Mae's Bar in Sunnyside
Transit: 7 to 40 Street - Lowery St
Bring: Folks from Queens who’d like to help mis-manage us. It’ll be London Rules (bring your own funds for beer and food).
Give Aways: Special Queens Black Knights patch & event tag. Let’s do this annually (preferably 2nd Saturday in June) so we can exclaim that …”The Queens Hash Lives!”[Facebook Event]
|I-Feel Tower, Gabe The Babe, and Doggie Erectus|
|⚓ 🚢 return of the Five Borough Pub Crawl ⚓ 🚢|
Start: TBD but Boats Boats Boats! Bronx Bronx Bronx? We'll see!
|What A C*nt!|
|Red Dress R*n|
Garbling Mess (GM)
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Crouching Fiber Hidden Poopin’
Kim Dong Dildo
Grand Mattress Emeritus
I-Feel Tower & A Little Dirty
“Run With The Mad Cows!”
2014 – 2019 Misman
A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress. Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master.
A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer
I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology