Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers

Long Island Lunatics H3Description

Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.

Schedule

We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!

Receding Hareline (Next 90 Days)

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Date/Time Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path Hare(s)
Long Islands 109 Trails to Heck!
LIL #109
Start: The Semi-Annual Amityville Horror Hash. Amityville Train Station.  
Cheeky
NYC Marathon Hash
NYC #1925
Start: 96th and 5th
Transit: 6/Q to 96th St
Sign up to hare!
2021 BEER MILE!
NYC #1927
Start: 72nd St Track (UWS)
Beer Mile Rules:
  • Each competitor drinks four 12oz beers and runs 8 laps (it's a 200m track), start - beer, then 2 laps, then beer, then 2 laps, then beer, then 2 laps, then beer, then 2 laps
  • Beer must be consumed before the lap is begun
  • Beer must be a minimum of 5% alcohol by volume. Hard ciders and lemonades will not suffice. The beer must be a fermented alcoholic beverage brewed from malted cereal grains and flavored with hops.
  • Hashers who vomit before they finish the race must complete one penalty lap at the end of the race

TBA
24th Polar Bear Hash
Brooklyn #1058
Start: Coney Island
Come run a trail around Coney Island, then an optional dip in the ocean. Bring hash gear, swim gear and warm clothes for after!
TBD

Mismanagement

Garbling Mess (GM)
Kaptian Hooker

Religious Advisors
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Drunksophila Masturbator

Fluffer
Crouching Fiber Hidden Poopin’

Hareraiser
Sir Gay

Haberdasher
Kim Dong Dildo

Grand Mattress Emeritus
I-Feel Tower & A Little Dirty

“Run With The Mad Cows!”

Contacts:
Kaptian: ProductionMkern@Gmail.com

2014 – 2019 Misman

A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress.  Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master.

2013 Misman

A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer

2012 Misman

I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology

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