NYCH3 #1461 — POST NEW YEAR’S STUMBLE, CO-SPONSORED W/ GGFM

Sunday, January 1, 2012, 3pm

NYCH3 #1461 — POST NEW YEAR’S STUMBLE, CO-SPONSORED W/ GGFM

Start/Pre-lube: Matt Torrey’s, Bushwick Ave & Ainslie St, Brooklyn

On-In: Bushwick Country Club, Grand & Leonard St

Hares: The GGFM Committee

Circle Emcee: Fast American Dave

Scribe: Doggie Erectus

We dragged our hungover selves out of bed and made our way to Matt Torrey’s.  The sight of the bartender pouring healthy shots of vodka into Bloody Mary glasses reminded me of the previous night’s insanity.  Both events did take place at around 3 o’clock…

We got off to a slow start, but we were rewarded with beermosas on trail

We eventually found our way to the Bushwick Country Club and gave out Down-Downs:

The Hares: NY C*ck Exchange & Pussy in Boots

Visitors: Tailgate, Peter Jackoff, Stinky Toy Box, Strawberry Short C*ck & Tag Team

Virgins: Just Philipe & Just Christiana

Just Anna: For getting a Lexy-stain on her leg

Conelingus: For meeting one of the hash visitors the night before and not recognizing him

Just Miguel: For his dazzling purple suit

Just Miguel again: The Ow My Splat award for confusing Ow My Balls & Splat

Laird: DFL

Fast American Dave: FRB

Rack N Roller & Dave: For their birthdays

And this week’s Random Abuse of Power Down-Down was bestowed by BarfFly on Lexy’s Bitch

A$$hole of the Week went to Ground Control for changing in the open

Dr Bruce: For new shoes

All good things must come to an end.  The hair of the dog will only delay the dreaded methanol metabolism for so long.

On-Out!

 


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