Sunday, January 1, 2012, 3pm
NYCH3 #1461 — POST NEW YEAR’S STUMBLE, CO-SPONSORED W/ GGFM
Start/Pre-lube: Matt Torrey’s, Bushwick Ave & Ainslie St, Brooklyn
On-In: Bushwick Country Club, Grand & Leonard St
Hares: The GGFM Committee
Circle Emcee: Fast American Dave
Scribe: Doggie Erectus
We dragged our hungover selves out of bed and made our way to Matt Torrey’s. The sight of the bartender pouring healthy shots of vodka into Bloody Mary glasses reminded me of the previous night’s insanity. Both events did take place at around 3 o’clock…
We got off to a slow start, but we were rewarded with beermosas on trail
We eventually found our way to the Bushwick Country Club and gave out Down-Downs:
The Hares: NY C*ck Exchange & Pussy in Boots
Visitors: Tailgate, Peter Jackoff, Stinky Toy Box, Strawberry Short C*ck & Tag Team
Virgins: Just Philipe & Just Christiana
Just Anna: For getting a Lexy-stain on her leg
Conelingus: For meeting one of the hash visitors the night before and not recognizing him
Just Miguel: For his dazzling purple suit
Just Miguel again: The Ow My Splat award for confusing Ow My Balls & Splat
Laird: DFL
Fast American Dave: FRB
Rack N Roller & Dave: For their birthdays
And this week’s Random Abuse of Power Down-Down was bestowed by BarfFly on Lexy’s Bitch
A$$hole of the Week went to Ground Control for changing in the open
Dr Bruce: For new shoes
All good things must come to an end. The hair of the dog will only delay the dreaded methanol metabolism for so long.
On-Out!