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Date/Time Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path Hare(s) OnIn
Memorial Day
Brooklyn #1101
Start: In Prospect Park, between the Camperdown Elm and the Boathouse
Transit: Q/S to Prospect Park, Citi Bike to Lincoln Rd & Ocean Ave

[Facebook Event] A to A. Bring camp chairs, lawn blankets, snacks, beverages. The hare is happy to have a drink check if someone wants to distribute it or watch bags.
Cheeky Bastard
Happy Hour!!!
Harriettes #51
Start: The Liberty NYC, 29 W 35th
Transit: B/D/F/M/N/Q/R to 34th St Herald Sq

Calling all Harriettes*!!
It's a new year, new committee, and new events. We're gathering together for a happy hour on the anniversary of the Fleet Week pub crawl (RIP) to drink some drinks, chat about hash ideas, and other fun stuff. There is absolutely positively NO r*n, just the drinking part.
*Open to hashers who identify as women/nb/gender queer.

[Facebook Event]
The new Harriettes committee
Just An Average $h!tty Trail
NYC #1996
Start: Treadwell Park, 1125 1st Ave
Transit: N/R/W/4/5/6 to Lexington Ave/59th St, F/Q to Lexington Ave/63rd St

A to B, walker friendly, possible drink check

[Facebook Event]
Prairie Dog'n
The Creamiest Birthday in a Field
NAWW #386
Start: Carl Schurz Park, East 86th Street & East End Ave (UES)
Transit: NYC Ferry 90th St Stop, Q to 86th, 4/5/6 to 86th, CitiBike

National Strawberries and Cream Day! Brooklyn Half fatboy trail, Field of Creams's Birthday and picnic!

We'll A-to-A at Carl Shurz Park. Fatboy (short) and regular trail options.

BYOB or pick up beer near the end of trail. Feel free to bring food or snacks. Picnic blankets, etc encouraged. The hares will provide some and we will likely supplement with pizza if there is demand.

[Facebook Event]
Field of Creams & Drop a Pin
Brooklyn Half Pub Crawl
Special #225
Start: Franklin Park, 618 St. Johns Place
Transit: 2/3/4 to Franklin Av-Medgar Evers College

[Facebook Event] 6+ bars, approx. 45 minutes per bar, pay as you go, trail will be set between bars, hotline and Facebook will be updated for each stop
Cheeky Bastard
The Eric Hash 2.0
NYC #1995
Start: Hops Hill At Atlantic, 533 Atlantic Ave
Transit: D/N/R/B/Q/2/3/4/5 to Atlantic Ave-Barclays Center

With Erics like these, who needs enemies? $40 hash cash for private on-in with 3 hour open bar and pizza! Note this is a Thursday! [Facebook Event]
Cheeky Bastard, Dime Store Tom Cruise, Y My Gay, and Bibbidi Bobbidi Booze (aka the Erics)
Brooklyn at 1100
Brooklyn #1100
Start: The Owl Farm, 297 9th Street
Transit: R to 9th St, F/G to 4th Ave

Two former BH3 JMs return to mark another Brooklyn milestone. Turn out for a great on-in, terrific food, a brilliant drink check, and a trail of indeterminate quality
Noah's Dinghy and IMS
Surprise! It’s a Long Island lunatics trail
LIL #121
Start: Recovery Room Bar & Grill, 214 Station Plaza N, Mineola, NY 11501
Transit: pArTy TrAins from... Penn Station: 1:30pm Ronkonkoma train > 1:51 stop at Jamaica > 2:06 arrive at Mineola  —  Atlantic Terminal: 1:21pm City Zone train > 1:42 arrive at Jamaica, transfer to 1:51 Ronkonkoma train  —   Grand Central: 1:13pm Babylon train > 1:34 arrive at Jamaica, transfer to 1:51 Ronkonkoma train

a trail! [Facebook Event]

On-In: Lost Farmer Brewing in Mineola

Surprise! I’m Illiterate
bag/dc car help requested
Lost Farmer Brewing in Mineola
NYC #1994
Start: One Star, 147 W 24th St
Transit: 1/C/E/F/M to 23rd St

[Facebook Event]
Gabe the Babe
NAWW #385
Start: Jane Doe Bar & Restaurant, 12 W 44th St
Transit: B/D/F/M to Bryant Park, 7 to 5th Ave, S/N/R/Q/W/1/2/3 to Times Square, 4/5/6 to Grand Central

A to B. One-of-a-kind pub crawl that will put your puzzle-solving skills to the test! Happy hour pricing at each stop with London Rules ($1 oysters). No bag hag, everyone carries their own stuff. Pre-r*n if you want a workout. [Facebook Event]
Field of Creams & Metrosweatual
Flower Moon (and Cinco De Mayo!) Hash
GGFM #398
Start: Blue Mezcal Cantina 758 5th Avenue, Brooklyn, NY
Transit: R train to 25th Street, D/N/W to Prospect Av (can transfer to local R or just walk), OR Citibike!

Trail is A to B (live chicken/eagle trails and ~3 mile walker trail) outdoor on-in so bring WARM clothes. Cranium lamps and vessels/koozies recommended! Circle beers for purchase nearby. Hash cash TBD. [Facebook Event]
Nerves of Squeal; Jack in the Bus; Tall, Dark & Hammered
Looking for a bag hero!
Fraggle’s weird not-really An*alversary
NYC #1993
Start: Temperance Fountain at Tompkins Square Park (East Village)
Transit: 6 to Astor Place, L to 1st Ave, N/R to 8th St, Bus, CitiBike

A to B. General fraginess.

[Facebook Event]
Fraggle Cock
Looking for help with a drink check!
MAYDAY!!!
Brooklyn #1099
Start: The Brazen Head, 228 Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11201
Transit: 2/3/4/5/A/C/F/G/R, just pick one

Mayday! We are in danger! The time has come for all Hashers to complete the safety certification course! Cum expecting dangerous hash practices, wear your safest outfit, and be sure to practice your parallel parking! This will be quite a stupid experience.

[Facebook Event]
What A Cunt!
A Ditchy Celebration!
NYC #1992
Start: Departed Soles Brewing Company 150 Bay St #2a, Jersey City, NJ
Transit: Path to Grove Street

Trail is A-B, there will be an outdoor on-in, so bring warm clothes!
Hash cash for food + drinks (amount TBD) [Facebook Event]
Just Melissa and Team
Brooklyn #1098
Start: Hamilton's, 2826 Fort Hamilton Pkwy (Windsor Terrace)
Transit: F/G to Fort Hamilton Parkway

[Facebook Event]
Cheeky Bastard
Earth Day on the Island that is Long
LIL #120
Start: MacArthur Park Bar, Rockville Centre, Long Island Arrive early if you want food!
Transit: NOTE!!!: Some Babylon-bound trains may leave up to six minutes earlier than the posted times, due to construction work / track widening. BE PREPARED! Available pArTy TrAiNs: From Atlantic Terminal BK: 2:01pm City Terminal Zone 8888, arrive Jamaica 2:25. Transfer to Babylon 6254 leaving Jamaica 2:35, arrive Rockville Centre 2:51.  With the 10 minute transfer window, Brooklyn folks should be OK catching the Babylon train in Jamaica. From Grand Central LIRR: 2:13pm Babylon Branch 6254 towards Babylon, arrive Rockville Centre 2:51pm. From Penn Station LIRR: 2:10 Port Jefferson Branch 7554 towards Huntington, arrive Jamaica 2:31pm. Transfer to Babylon 6254 leaving Jamaica 2:35pm, arrive Rockville Centre 2:51pm. Due to the tight transfer and the potential that Babylon train schedule might differ, CONSIDER LEAVING FROM GRAND CENTRAL INSTEAD.

Trail will be A-to-B; if you do drive, it's just short Uber/Lyft/cab ride back to pick up your car.  Two (dead drop) drink checks! 3pm meet; pack away at 3:30. [Facebook Event]

On-In: Barrier Brewing Co, 3001 New St Suite A2, Oceanside, NY 11572

Tequila WhoreBarrier Brewing Co, 3001 New St Suite A2, Oceanside, NY 11572
NYC #1991
Start: Burp Castle, 7th St and 2nd Av. It's a quiet bar - shh!
Transit: 6 to Astor Place, F to 2nd Ave, L to 3rd Ave, N/R/W to 8th St NYU

A to B trail [Facebook Event]

On-In: The Spotted Owl, 13th St and Ave A

Mandatory Fun
(Bag hag or drink checker assistance welcome!)
The Spotted Owl, 13th St and Ave A
Brooklyn #1097
Start: Boat, 175 Smith St.
Transit: F/g to Bergen St (best) or A/C to Hoyt Schermerhorn

It’s National Cheeseball Day (yes really)! So wear something orange, something cheesy, and bring a virgin who’s cute and easy. Expect other cheesy jokes! Expect a cheesy on-in! The cheese will flow! Orange food will be provided! We will have a cheesiest pickup line contest! I could use some help providing a cheesy beverage check!

On-In: American Cheez!!!

What A Cunt!
Seeking help with a beverage check!
American Cheez!!!
Star Trek Hash!
NYC #1990
Start: Beer Garden in Urban Plaza between 50th & 49th in Hell's Kitchen (340 W 50th St, New York, NY 10019)
Transit: C/E to 50th, 1 to 50th

  Beer! A to B. Drink Check. $20 Hash Cash! Star Trek attire encouraged! [Facebook Event]
Field of Creams & Geordi La Foreskin Reach out if you can help with bags!
Val's egg-celent virgin lay!
NAWW #384
Start: SeaGlass Carousel at The Battery
Transit: 1 to South Ferry, R/W to Whitehall, 4/5 to Bowling Green

A-B /w holiday drink check that supports vision. 3pm start - punctual hashers will have an event advantage!

[Facebook Event]
Bibbidi Bobbidi Booze and Just Val
NYC #1989
Start: Kings County Brewers Collective (KCBC), 381 Troutman St in Bushwick
Transit: L to Jefferson St

A to B. Chicken-eagle split. Probably a drink check or two

[Facebook Event]
GrayVee Train (or perhaps Baby Train?)
Brooklyn #1096
Start: Redd’s Tavern, 511 Grand St (Williamsburg)
Transit: L to Lorimer St, G to Metropolitan Ave, J/M to Hewes St

A to B. At least one drink check.

[Facebook Event]

On-In: The Charleston, 174 Bedford Ave (b/t N 7th and N 8th)

Ba Dum Smurf MeowThe Charleston, 174 Bedford Ave (b/t N 7th and N 8th)
Pink Moon Hash
GGFM #397
Start: Fourth Avenue Pub 76 4th Ave, Brooklyn
Transit: R*n there, Citibike to Bergen/4th, or 2/3/4/5/B/D/N/Q/R/W to Atlantic Terminal

[Facebook Event] A to B trail!
Check Motherfucker
Cheeky's Birthday in March
NYC #1988
Start: Rolf's, 281 3rd Ave
Transit: 6 to 23rd St

Cheeky was born in 1988, so celebrate Christmas (aka his birthday) in March. Wear red and green, dress like Santa or an elf, and get holiday party drunk. A to B trail. [Facebook Event]
Cheeky Bastard
Piper's Gotcha Day
NAWW #383
Start: Dog and Bone, 338 3rd Ave (Kips Bay)
Transit: 6 to 23rd St, R/W to 23rd St

A-to-A. Dog-themed trail! (and of course, dogs are welcome!)

[Facebook Event]
Dime Store Tom Cruise & Just Piper
Lunatics Resume in '23
LIL #119
Start: The Bench, 1095 NY-25A, Stony Brook
Transit: 12:59p from Grand Central Madison (!), 1:01p from Atlantic Terminal, and 1:06p from Penn Station all arrive at Stony Brook at 3pm. The train from Penn requires one transfer, the other two require two transfers.

A to B trail. C-E, drink check. [Facebook Event]
Cheeky Bastard and Prairie Dog'n
NYC #1987
Start: Tom & Jerry's, 288 Elizabeth St (NoHo)
Transit: B/D/F/M to Broadway-Lafayette St, 6 to Bleecker St, R/W to Prince St

A-to-B. London Rules at On In. Possibly a drink check if someone wants to volunteer.

[Facebook Event]
Drop a Pin
Brooklyn #1095
Start: Circa Brewing Co., 141 Lawrence St
Transit: A/C/F/R to Jay St-MetroTech, 2/3 to Hoyt St

A to A trail

[Facebook Event]
Zeno's Pairadicks
St Patrick's Day Hash
NAWW #382
Start: Drop Off Service, 211 Ave A (East Village)
Transit: L to 1st Ave

A-to-A. London Rules.

[Facebook Event]
Lunch & Snack That Ass
Ides of March Toga Hash and Just Pavel’s Virgin Lay
NYC #1986
Start: Little Ceaser's (3rd and 107th)
Transit: 6 to 110th

A to B. Drink Check. Flashlight Recommended. London rules at On In.

WEAR A TOGA!

[Facebook Event]
Just Pavel, Cheeky Bastard, Panic! At the Dick Show
NYC #1985
Start: Somebody’s Darling on 1st Ave in Yorkville
A to B. Drink check. C/E split. London rules at On In.

[Facebook Event]
Love Canal
Brooklyn #1094
Start: NEW Start: The Anchored Inn, 57 Waterbury St
Transit: L to Montrose Ave

A to B trail. Circus/clown theme - costumes encouraged [Facebook Event]
Just Tyler
Worm Moon Hash
GGFM #396
Start: Scallywag’s, 508 9th Ave
Transit: A/C/E to 42nd St Port Authority Bus Terminal

Snack Dat Dog’n & Prairie Ass say worms hate runners and so do we! Walker focused boozy trail. Bring forth your walking virgins, booze hounds, and the mobility challenged.

Live trail, runner/walker split, A —> B

Three drink checks!!!

[Facebook Event]
Snack Dat Ass & Prairie Dog'n
Knickerbocker #172
Start: d.b.a., 41 1st Ave (East Village)
Transit: F to 2nd Ave

A to B trail

[Facebook Event]
Cheeky Bastard
NAWW #381
Start: Santiago's Beer Garden, 2337 1st Ave (East Harlem)
Transit: 6 to 116th St, M116 to 1st Ave & East 120th St, Citibike to 1st Ave & East 118th St

A to B trail. Maybe a drink check?

[Facebook Event]
Cheeky Bastard
NYC #1984
Start: The Vale Public House, Broadway & 141st
Transit: 1 to 145th / A B C to 135th (if you like hills)

[Facebook Event]
Obamanatrix and Foreign My Twat
President's Day & Just Cole's Virgin Lay
Brooklyn #1093
Start: Wild East Brewing, 623 Sackett St (Gowanus)
Transit: D/R to Union St

A-B with drink check, depending on BBB punctuality.

[Facebook Event]
Just Cole and Bibbidi Bobbidi Booze
Mardi Gras Hash
NAWW #380
Start: Jeremy's Ale House, 228 Front St, New York, NY 10038 (Southstreet Seaport)
Transit: A/C/4/5/2/3 to Fulton St, R to Cortland

There will be beads, a drink check, and king cake. A to B trail, London Rules.

[Facebook Event]
Noah’s Dinghy and USMW
Columbia #129
Start: Bob's Your Uncle, Columbus Ave & 106th St
Transit: B/C to 103rd, 1 to 103rd

The Columbia University New Traditional returns... again!

A to A "traditional" trail with a teamwork drink check. Bring your CRANIUM LAMP. London rules at the on-in.

[Facebook Event]
Mussel

Drink checker or bag guardian needed!
Superb Owl Hash
NAWW #379
Start: GrayVee Train's House 990 Decatur St. Apt 1 Brooklyn, NY 11207
Transit: L to Bushwick Av - Aberdeen St, J to Chauncey St  

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!?!?!? This will be a potluck! Bring a case of beer and/or food so we can enjoy the game after trail. Hash cash will be requested if we run out of things. [Potluck Signup form] [Facebook Event]
Drunksophila Masturbater
Please contact Drunks if you want to volunteer for a drink check.
NYC #1983
Start: Trinity Pub, E 84th & 2nd Ave
Transit: 4/5/6 to 86th, Q to 86th, M15, M103 or CitiBike

A to A trail with drink check. There will be a chicken eagle split. London Rules at On In (Hare has secured a 15% discount!)

[Facebook Event]
Balls Out
Brooklyn #1092
Start: KCBC, 381 Troutman St
Transit: L to Jefferson St

[Facebook Event] 1. A-to-B. 2. Walker friendly (E-T/W split). 3. Torches required! 4. (possible) Live trail 5. (possible) Drink check 6. Bag Hag desired (contact Prairie)
Prairie Dog’n
Snow Moon Hash
GGFM #395
Start:

Fáilte

531 2nd Ave, New York, NY 10016
Transit: 6

A to A London Rules.  Expect a short trail without a lot of checks. [Facebook Event]

On-In:

Fáilte

 

Metrosweatual

Fáilte

 
Groundhog Day trail
Knickerbocker #171
Start:

Pubkey (a.k.a. Formerly Formerly Crow's), Washington Pl and 6th Ave


Transit: A/C/E/B/D/F/M to West 4th St

[Facebook Event]


On-In: Pubkey (A to A)

Mandatory Fun, Field of Creams, Drop a Pin/Slip It InPubkey (A to A)
NAWW #378
Start: East End Bar & Grill, 3rd Ave & 94th St in Yorkville
Transit: 6 to 96th St, Q to 96th St

NOTE UPDATED 2PM START TIME
A-to-A. Live trail. Drink check and spank cheks guaranteed.

[Facebook Event]
Meow Ja Trois and Snack Dat Ass
NYC #1982
Start: *UPDATED* Whiskey Tavern, 79 Baxter St A
Transit: N Q R W 6 J Z to Canal

A to B, London Rules, Bring Illumination [Facebook Event]
Geordi La Foreskin and Obamanatrix
Gowanus Brewery Appreciation Hash
Brooklyn #1091
Start: Wild East Brewing Company, 623 Sackett St, Brooklyn
Transit: R to Union St

A to A prime. London Rules. Could use some help bag hag and/or drink check.

[Facebook Event]
Drop a Pin
27th An*l Flashlight Hash!
GGFM #394
Start: Out front of the Hayden Planetarium on 81st & Central Park West
Bring your cranium lamps, kerosene lamps, flashlights, fleshlights, whatever will help you see better in the dark!  Trail will be A-to-B, London rules @ On-In.  There will be a glug check!!! [Facebook Event]
Tall Dark and Hammered, Crazy Bob,  + Check Motherfucker
25th Polar Bear Hash
Brooklyn #1090
Start: Coney Island Brewery, 1904 Surf Ave
Transit: D/F/Q to Coney Island-Stillwell Av (note that N service terminates at Kings Hwy)

Polar Bear 2022

A to A trail then a jump in the ocean. There will be chicken and eagle trail options. One or two drink checks on the beach. Giveaway to all who take a dip. Bring swimming attire, a towel, and warm clothes for after.

[Facebook Event]


Cheeky Bastard and Dime Store Tom Cruise
NYC #1981
Start: Malachy’s Irish Pub, 103 West 72nd St
Transit: 1/2/3 to 72nd St, B/C to 72nd St

[Facebook Event]
Hardman and Just Sean
Brooklyn #1089
Start: The Owl Farm, 297 9th St
Transit: F/G to 4th Ave, R to 9th St

[Facebook Event] A to B trail. Drink check likely.
Bibbidi Bobbidi Booze
Knickerbocker #170
Start: Pony Bar, E 75th St & 1st Ave (UES)
Transit: Q to 72nd St, 6 to 77th St, CitiBike

A to B. Drink Check. Possibly a Chicken/Eagle split. London Rules at On In.

[Facebook Event]

On-In: Dorrian's Red Hand, 84th St and 2nd Ave

Love CanalDorrian's Red Hand, 84th St and 2nd Ave
New Year's Day Trail!
NASS #269
Start: Midwood Flats Flatbush Ave & Midwood St (Prospect Lefferts Gardens - Brooklyn)
Transit: Q/S to Prospect Park

A to B. London Rules at On In.

[Facebook Event]
Zeno's Paradicks
Knickerbocker #169
Start: Fifth Hammer Brewing (Long Island City)
A to B. Further Details TBA.
Prelube & Drop a Pin
Boxing Day Trail
Brooklyn #1088
Start: Bakers Bar, 7912 3rd Ave (Bay Ridge)
Transit: R to 77th St
Cheeky Bastard
Cheeky Mussel Birthday Trail
Columbia #128
Start: Dive Bar, 732 Amsterdam Avenue
Transit: 1/2/3 to 96th Street

[Facebook Event] The CUNT returns! Cum on out for an A to B trail with a drink check and a sprinkling of holiday cheer.
Mussel and Cheeky Bastard
White Trash Hash
Brooklyn #1087
Start: Continental Avenue and Austin Street in Forest Hills
Transit: E, F, M, R subway to 71st / Continental, or LIRR to Forest Hills

[Facebook Event]
Smashmouth
NASS #268
Start: Fort Washington Public House, Broadway and 165th
Transit: 1/A/C to 168th St

[Facebook Event] A to A trail

On-In: Fort Washington Public House

Mandatory Fun and CumligraphyFort Washington Public House
Ugly Christmas Sweater Trail
Knickerbocker #168
Start: Craft + Carry Hell's Kitchen (9th Ave + 51st St)
Transit: 1, C or E to 50th St, walk to 9th Ave, then a block and a bit north

Ugly Sweater Party

A-to-A. London Rules. Sweaters are optional. There WILL be prizes!

[Facebook Event]
I-Feel Tower
Brooklyn #1086
Start: EBBS Brewing Co., 182 N 8th Street
Transit: L to Bedford Ave

A to B. Both are dog friendly. “Borough Appropriate” drink check. Hash cash $5. London Rules at the on-in.

[Facebook Event]
Just Sarah and Bibbity Bobbity Booze
Cold Moon
GGFM #393
Start: Shenanigan's Pub, 802 Caton Ave, Brooklyn
Transit: F/G to Fort Hamilton

Cold Moon

A-to-A. London Rules.

[Facebook Event]
Zeno's Pairadicks
Infamy Hash
NYC #1980
Start: SingleCut BeerSmiths, 19-33 37th St
Transit: N/W to Ditmars Blvd or M60-SBS to Steinway St

[Facebook Event] A to A. London Rules. Bring a homemade ornament for our Charlie Brown Christmas tree and then keep up with its adventures around the city all season long! Figurines, beer coasters, origami are all welcome. The sillier the better! Bear in mind the tree is small when creating.
Jack in the Bus and Just Charlene
Santa's Sluts 2022
NASS #267
Start: Jeremy's Ale House (South Street Seaport/FiDi)
Transit: Everything goes to FiDi

[Facebook Event]
US Marine Whore
NYC #1979
Start: The Jeffery, 311 E 60th St (UES)
Transit: N/W to Lexington Av/59 St, 4/5/6 to 59 St-Lexington Av

A-to-A with a "heartwarming" drink check. London Rules at On-In. Hash cash TBA (~$5-7).

[Facebook Event]
Just Reilly & Bippity, Boppity, Booze
Brooklyn #1085
Start: Glorietta Baldy, 502 Franklin Ave
Transit: C/S to Franklin Ave

A to B trail. London Rules at on-in

[Facebook Event]
Cheeky Bastard
Orphan's Hash
NYC #1978
Start: Grill on the Hill, 1624 Amsterdam Ave (at West 140th Street)
Transit: 1 to 137th St - City College

[Facebook Event] A to A trail. $20 hash cash gets you 4 drinks of your choice selected from any beer on tap, well drinks, and frozen drinks. Also, non-Thanksgiving bar food: mozzarella sticks, onion rings, special grill fries!
Fluffy
Trade a Beer Trail
Brooklyn #1084
Start: Lucky Dog, 303 Bedford Ave Brooklyn
Transit: J/M/Z to Marcy Ave or L to Bedford Ave

A—>B
LIVE Trail
2 Drink checks
T-E split and Walker friendly
Hash Cash for circle beer & pizza (cost TBD)
Trade a Beer: bring an interesting beer(s) to circle and (blind?) trade with someone else for a chance to enjoy a new circle beer.

[Facebook Event]
Prairie Dog'n
BEER MILE!
Special #224
Start: 74th Street Track (UWS)
Transit: 1/2/3 to 72nd St

BEER MILE RULES:
  • Each competitor drinks four 12oz beers and runs 8 laps (it's a 200m track), so: chug-one-beer-then-run-2-laps, four times in a row
  • Beer must be fully consumed before running
  • Beer must be a minimum of 5% alcohol by volume. Hard ciders and lemonades will not suffice. The beer must be a fermented alcoholic beverage brewed from malted cereal grains and flavored with hops.
  • Hashers who vomit before they finish the race must complete one penalty 400m (2 laps) at the end of the race
[Facebook Event] | [Strava Event]
Cheeky Bastard (there will be a brief trail prior to beer mile for spectators or as a warm up for participants)
Brooklyn #1083
Start: Goldie’s Bar, 195 Nassau Ave (Greenpoint)
Transit: G to Nassau Ave

Start at Goldie’s A-B Pizza, Beer, and Aeriel Acrobatics at the on after $5 beer/$5 pizza hash cash (10 for both)

[Facebook Event]
Just Tyler
Friendsgiving 2022
NASS #266
Start: Oracle Playground, basketball court
Transit: Best options: Citibike or ferry to Brooklyn Navy Yard Subway: G to Clinton-Washington, C to Lafayette, 2/3/4 to Nevins, B/D/N/Q/R to Dekalb, F to York Street (but y tho?)

Trail is A-A prime. On-in will be at the home of the hares, we also have an outdoor deck to hang out on if the weather is warm enough. $20 hash cash covers drinks (beers, seltzers, mulled wine, sangria) and lots of homemade food, including all the Thanksgiving classics. There will be plenty of vegetarian options. Please RSVP your attendance here: [Facebook Event]
Nerves of Squeal + Ba-Dum-Smurf Meow
Beaver Moon
GGFM #392
Start: Uncle Paul’s Pizza NY, 70 Vanderbilt Ave (Midtown East)
Transit: 4/5/6/7/S to Grand Central - 42nd St

Happy hour at the start ends at 7. A to B trail with a drink check and ‘special treats’ for someone’s birthday. [Facebook Event]
Just Reilly and Cheeky Bastard
NYC #1977
Start: Shades of Green, 15th St and Irving Pl
Transit: 4/5/6/L/N/Q/R/W to Union Square

A-to-A. London Rules.

[Facebook Event]
Dime Store Tom Cruise
BK Marathon Fatboy & Spam Risk Virgin Lay
Brooklyn #1082
Start: Dive 75, W 75th St & Columbus Ave
Transit: C/B to 72nd St, 1/2/3 to 72nd St, CitiBike

A-to-A. Walker option available. Maybe a drink check (if any marathoners want to volunteer)

[Facebook Event]
Drop a Pin & Spam Risk
NYC Marathon!
Special #223
Start: 96th St and 5th Ave
Transit: 6/Q to 96th St

Short trail starting at 10am to watch the elites go by then hang out to watch everyone on the super-eagle trail go by!
Need volunteers to set a short trail, bring coffee, bagels, cups, paper towels, hand warmers, hard seltzers and beers.

ON-AFTER: Bob's Your Uncle (Columbus & 105th St)
Marathoners often head straight there, cheering hashers start trickling over from mile 23 with a circle around 5 to 6pm

[Facebook Link]
Masturbator Dislocater (and maybe some others?)
Just Eric and Just Ilya Virgin Lays!
NYC #1976
Start: Marshall Stack, Rivington St & Allen St (LES)
Transit: J to Bowery, F/M to Delancey St-Essex St, B/D to Grand St, CitiBike

A to A, London Rules, yada yada yada

[Facebook Event]
Just Eric, Just Ilya & Zeno's Pairadicks
Halloween Hash!
Brooklyn #1081
Start: Evil Twin Brewing - DUMBO Taproom
Transit: F to York St, A/C to High St

A to B, London rules. B has late night kitchen. Drink check.

[Facebook Event]

On-In: The Brooklyneer, Houston and Verick (Manhattan)

Love Canal & Just OmarThe Brooklyneer, Houston and Verick (Manhattan)
Amityville Horror
LIL #118
Start: Parking lot of Amityville LIRR station (near Ketcham and Railroad Aves.)
Transit: 5:25pm pArTy TrAiN from Penn Station arrives in Amityville at 6:32pm. 5:13pm train from Atlantic Terminal connects with the pArTy TrAiN at Jamaica.

Amityville LIRR Station

There will be pre-lube beer at the start, a drink check or two on trail, some spookiness

[Facebook Event]
Cheeky Bastard & Piece O'Slut
NYC #1975
Start: Tompkins Square Park - Temperance Fountain (East Village)
[Facebook Event]
Fraggle Cock (again)
Tag Team, back again
NASS #265
Start: Philipse Manor/Sleepy Hollow
We haven't set our first trail together, and already are titillated to do it again, and again, and again.

Transit: Metro North Hudson Line Party Train leaves Grand Central Terminal at 1:20PM sharp. Arrives Philipse Manor 2:17PM

Weather forecast: sunny with 67 degrees temp

Ideal for getting out of the Big Apple and r#unning wooded groomed trails in Rockefeller Preserve, venturing through the Sleepy Hollow Cemetery of Headless Horseman fame (who said head?) and having a gluttonous barbecue on the Hudson.

Three trail options: walkers, chickens and eagles.

Food options: beef hot dogs (and veggie type too) andouille, pork tenderloin, spicy beans, potato salad, pita and other breads, desserts, fruits, and Snack Dat Ass snacks.

Beer and seltzer: plenty. For snobby drinkers, or those who pick up beer to drink on the Metro North party train up and back, ice cooler will be available. And did I say only $10 hash cash?

Recommended party train back to Grand Central leaves @ 6:10 PM …to watch sun setting over the Hudson. Snack Dat Ass to organize on-on drinking back in the Big Apple for those with insatiable alcoholic desires

[Facebook Event]
Lunch & Snack Dat Ass
CHECK 1...2!
NYC #1974
Start: Whiskey Tavern, 79 Baxter St A, New York, NY 10013
Transit: Citbike, r*n, or N/Q/R/W /6 /J/ Z to Canal St

A to B. On-in will have indoor and outdoor seating. London Rules.

[Facebook Event]
Check Motherfucker
CHECK 1....
Brooklyn #1080
Start: Other Half Brewing Company, 195 Centre St, Brooklyn, NY 11231
Transit: Citbike, r*n, or F/G to Smith-9th St

A to B. On-in will have indoor and outdoor seating, and some noms. London Rules.

[Facebook Event]

On-In: Lowlands Bar 543 3rd Ave (at 14th)

Check MotherfuckerLowlands Bar 543 3rd Ave (at 14th)
Blood Moon
GGFM #391
Start: Top of The Isaiah Wall, corner of E 43rd Street and 1st Avenue
Transit: 4/5/6/7 to Grand Central and walk east, B/D/F/M/7 to Bryant Park and walk further east, CitiBike

[Facebook Event] Trail will be A-to-A starting near a tiny pocket park because it's easier to see the full-ish moon outdoors! On-after at an indoor bar nearby.  Will have some pre-lube beer and circle beer available, feel free to BYOB if you are a beer snob!  Hash cash ~$5

Tequila Whore!

NYC #1973
Start: Gramercy Ale House
Transit: 6 train to 23rd Street Station

Trail will be A-to-A. Possible Drink Check. London Rules. The On In has food.

[Facebook Event]
Just Reilly
(and a whole host of co-hares)
NAWW #377
Start: Harlem Hops, 2268 Adam Clayton Powell Jr Blvd
Transit: 2/3 to 135th St, A/C to 135th St

A to B trail, a drink check or two, outdoor on-in [Facebook Event]

On-In: 31 East 127th Street, backyard

Cheeky Bastard and Just Zoe31 East 127th Street, backyard
Annual Drunks & Pin Birthday Hash
NYC #1972
Start: Peculiar Pub
Transit: A/C/E/B/D/F/M to West 4th, R/W to 8th St, 6 to Astor Place, 1 to Christopher St

A-to-A. London Rules.

[Facebook Event]
Drunksophila Masturbater & Drop a Pin
A trail
Brooklyn #1079
Start: Fulton Hall, 250 Ashland Pl (at Fulton St)
Transit: Lots. Closest are Dekalb B Q R and Nevins 2 3 4 5 , also Lafayette C, Fulton G, and whatever else goes to Barclays

A-B. Drink check? Experimental outdoor on-in with food? I don't know what that means either. London rules.

[Facebook Event]

On-In: Dave & Busters

Surprise! I'm Illiterate!Dave & Busters
NAWW #376
Start: The Gaf, 1696 2nd Ave (note the change)
Transit: Q to 86th, 4/5/6 to 86th

A to A. London Rules at the on-in. [Facebook Event]
Just Sarah & Dime Store Tom Cruise
Come celebrate Fraggle Cock's birthday
NYC #1971
Start: 1272 Allen Malls
Transit: F to 2nd Avenue

[Facebook Event]
Fraggle Cock & Gabe the Babe

The dynamic duo once again seek to lay the worst trail ever. Can you do better? Sign up to hare a better trail.
A Better Mouse Birthday
LIL #117
Start: Brix & Barley, Long Beach
Transit: lirr penn station to Long Beach 12:42 pm to arrive at 1:39pm Atlantic Terminal to Jamaica 12:13 PM transfer at Jamaica to Long Beach 1:05 PM arriving at 1:39 PM

Come Celebrate A Better Mouse Snatch's birthday!!
Trail is A to B.
We will have two drink checks, pizza, treats/goodies and of course more beer + weekend shenanigans! Hash Cash is $15.00

A Better Mouse Snatch Patron Taint
NYC #1970
Start: Dive Bar, 732 Amsterdam Ave (UWS)
Transit: 1/2/3 to 96th St

A to B trail, new on-in!

[Facebook Event]

On-In: 251 West 95th St, 3N (if rain) or the roof (if shine)

Cheeky Bastard and Jew Mama So Bad251 West 95th St, 3N (if rain) or the roof (if shine)
Brooklyn #1078
Start: The Owl Farm, 297 9th St
Transit: F/G to 4th Ave-9th St, R to 9th St, Citi Bike to 4th Ave and 9th St

A to B trail. On-in will have indoor and outdoor seating, and its own food.

On-In: Mama Tried, 787 3rd Ave (@ 27th St)

Cheeky Bastard and Meow Ja TroisMama Tried, 787 3rd Ave (@ 27th St)
Red Dress R*n
Special #222
Start: Luminescence at Hunter’s Point South Park in Long Island City, Queens
Prelube time: 1:00p
Start time : 2:00p

Transit: NYC Ferry to Hunter's Point South, 7 to Vernon Blvd - Jackson Av, G to 21st St, CitiBike

Cum on-on to the 25th An*l NYC Red Dress R*n! Pre-lube in beautiful Hunter’s Point and enjoy the view while everyone gets dressed! At 2p sharp(ish) we’ll be on-out for a fabulous trail featuring a walkable turkey trail as well as chicken/eagle options. Imbibe at multiple drink checks in scenic locations! Open bar at a private on-in until 9p! (After 9, open to public). Righteous party in a never-before-hashed venue near to other popular after party locations! The on-in is very close to a subway stop and easily accessed by taxi services.

[Facebook Event]
Bro-bayashi
Harvest Moon - Pre-RDR PUB CRAWL!
GGFM #390
Start: Start: Drop Off Service 211 Avenue A, Manhattan
Transit: L to 1st Avenue, 4/5/6/N/Q/R/W to Union Square and walk a bit

Do you miss our beloved dive bars of yore?  Have you ever walked into a bar and thought, "Oh yeah, I've been drunk here before!"? Well come exercise your liver at GGFM's pre-Red Dress R*n Pub Crawl & Dress Exchange, featuring a collection of your most favorite holes-in-the-wall (no, not THAT kind of hole in the wall, unless that's your thing)!  If you have extra red dresses you're looking to clear out of your closet, or if you procrASStinated too long and/or forgot to thrift a red dress, this is your chance to swap and exchange! Trail will be marked; hotline and Facebook to be updated, and if the hare (or an associate) can work the tech via mobile then the hareline will be updated too!  BRING CASH AND TIP YOUR BARTENDERS GENEROUSLY! On-out from the start around 7:30 HST!
GGFM Committee
Soixante neuf, baby
NYC #1969
Start: 69 Canal St
Transit: A, C, F East Broadway J,Z Bowery B, D Grand St N, Q, R, Q, 4, 6 Canal St

A to B. London Rules.
Love Canal & What a C*nt!
38th Annual Downtown Fiasco (also Summit H3 #2169)
Brooklyn #1077
Start: William Street and Pine Street (in FiDi)
Transit: 2/3 to Wall Street, 4/5 to the other Wall Street, J to Broad Street, NYC Ferry to Wall Street

A to B, beer check along the way. London Rules at the bar on-in.

On-In: Jeremy's Ale House, 228 Front Street, NY, NY 10038

Secaucless, Massengil, and Cheeky BastardJeremy's Ale House, 228 Front Street, NY, NY 10038
NAWW #375
Start: Pier 84
Transit: 1,2,3,7,A,C,E,N,Q,R,W,S Times Square

A-A, chicken/eagle split, drink check, circle beers, hash cash TBD, multiple spank checks, and snacks at circle
Lunch & Snack Dat Ass
NYC #1968
Start: Park at 6th Ave & 9th St
Transit: PATH to 9th St, A/C/E/B/D/F/M to West 4th, 1 to Christopher St

A-to-A
On circle at nearby bar
London RULES!

[Facebook Event]
Dime Store Tom Cruise
- "This isn't the park I thought it was."
Labor Day Party Hash
Brooklyn #1076
Start: Fort Greene Park
Transit: G Fulton St, C Lafayette, 2,3,4,5,B,D,N,Q,R Atlantic Terminal, LIRR Atlantic Terminal, Citi Bike...

A to A, BYOB (will have a big cooler), drink check, chicken-eagle split, festive shiggy
Pizza Slut
NYC #1967
Start: Temperance Fountain at Tompkins Square Park (East Village)
Transit: L to 1st Ave, 6 to Astor Place, R/W to 8th St, CitiBike

A-to-B. Private outdoor On In. Hash cash (amount TBD)

[Facebook Event]
Fraggle Cock & Gabe the Babe
NAWW #374
Start: Isham St between Cooper and Seaman
Transit: A to 207th, 1 to 215

There will be Ice Cream!

[Facebook Event]
Foreign My Twat & Cumligrapher
Gadolinium - contrast
NYC #1966
Start: Madison Square Park
Transit: 6

Chalk talk essential to finding the trail, A-to-A with a probable tasty drink check [Facebook Event]

On-In: There is a shake Shake in Madison Square Park!!!!

Just Sarah & Metrosweatual
Geaux Tigers
There is a shake Shake in Madison Square Park!!!!
Brooklyn #1075
Start: Clinton Hall, 247 Metropolitan Ave (Williamsburg)
Transit: L to Bedford Ave, G to Metropolitan Av

Chicken, eagle and walker options. drink check weather permitting

[Facebook Event]
Just Tyler
LIL #116
Start: Far Rockaway Station, Nameoke Ave, Queens, NY 11691.
Transit: Party Train BROOKLYN!: Atlantic Terminal--1:40PM-2:34PM (Far Rockaway line)
Penn Station--1:40 train to Jamaica (Babylon line) transfer to Far Rockaway train at 2:02. Arrive at 2:34pm
If you are cumming from Lawn-Guy-Land you want to get to Jamaica before 2:02 to meet the Manhattan crew.

A to Beach.
$20 hash cash
Piece O' Slut
NYC #1965
Start: Nearby the Netherland Monument
Transit: 4 5 Bowling Green, 1 South Ferry, N W R Whitehall St, Citibike, Staten Island Ferry

A to A.
Hares will provide circle beer, on your own for food (plenty of nearby options).

On-After bar-hopping Stone St.


[Facebook Link]
🍕 Slut & Just Brad
3+2
NAWW #373
Start: West 116th St and Claremont Ave
Transit: 1 to 116th St

A to B. Chicken, Turkey, Eagle trails. There will be a drink check. BYOB. There is a bag bag/drink checker, but more help welcome. Food available at the on-in.
Mussel
NYC #1964
Start: Craft+Carry Upper East Side, 85th and 2nd Ave
Transit: Q/4/5 to 86th St

A to B, live set (we found a bag hag!). London Rules + a drink check. Food available at on-after.

[Facebook Event]
Jack in the Bus
Brooklyn #1074
Start: Kings County Brewers Collective, 381 Troutman St
Transit: L to Jefferson St

[Facebook Event]
GrayVee Train
Sturgeon Moon
GGFM #389
Start: BierWax, 556 Vanderbilt Ave, Brooklyn (Prospect Heights)
Transit: 2/3 to Grand Army Plaza, B/Q to 7th Ave

[Facebook Event]

On-In: Wild East Brewing Co., 623 Sackett St

Just Katie and Cheeky BastardWild East Brewing Co., 623 Sackett St
Gabe's Birthday Trail!
NYC #1963
Start: Murray Park, 21st Street and 45th Ave (Long Island City)
Transit: E/M/7 to Court Square

A to A and on after at Fifth Hammer Brewery nearby. Hash cash is $5 but you may bring something to share, beer perhaps. There will be a drink check!

[Facebook Event]
Gabe the Babe and Cheeky Bastard
“Feeling Groovy” Hash
NAWW #372
Start: Strangelove Bar NYC, 229 East 53rd St
Transit: E to Lex Av/53rd St, 6 to 51st St

The Garden State meets The Empire State. A to B trail. One drink check (at least)!

[Facebook Event]
SassyLassy and Loogie
NYC #1962
Start: Ryan's Daughter, 1st Ave and E 85th St (UES)
Transit: Q to 86th St, 6 to 86th St

A to A. London Rules for Drinks, $5 hash cash for pizza. Potential drink check!

[Facebook Event]
Love Canal
Brooklyn #1073
Start: Mekelburg's—Clinton Hill (happy hour until 7)
Transit: G to Classon, C to Clinton-Washington, Citibike, or run there!

A to A trail, outdoor seating, $1 wing night, great beers on tap!

[Facebook Event]
Nerves of Squeal
Just Zoe's Virgin Lay
NAWW #371
Start: Monsignor Raul Del Valle Square, Hunts Point Ave & E 163rd St, The Bronx
Transit: 6 to Hunts Point Av

Note the 2 pm start time! There will be pre-lube beer at the start! Chicken-eagle option! Beer and snacks at the outdoor on-in! [Facebook Event]

On-In: On-in is in Pugsley Creek Park. Go through the gate on Husson north of Gildersleeve

Cheeky Bastard and Just ZoeOn-in is in Pugsley Creek Park. Go through the gate on Husson north of Gildersleeve
2nd Annual Mimosa Mile
Special #221
Start: 74th St Track (UWS)
Transit: 1/2/3 to 72nd St

What was just a bad idea last time is now a new tradition.

One bottle of prosecco or bubbly wine (750ml), bring four cups. You can add as much or little OJ as you want. BYOOJ.

[Facebook Event] [Strava Event]
Tequila Whore is in charge
NYC #1961
Start: 1080 Bar & Lounge at Hotel R&L (1080 Broadway, Bushwick, BK) - Prelube from 6-7!
Transit: J to Kosciuszco Street or J/M to Myrtle Ave and walk a few more blocks

A to B. Hash Cash for Pizza at indoor on-in, London Rules for beers [Facebook Event]
A Better Mouse Snatch
⚓ 🚢 return of the Five Borough Pub Crawl ⚓ 🚢
Special #220
Start: Beatstro 135 Alexander Ave. THE BRONX
Transit: 4/5 to 138-Grand Concourse or 6 to 3rd Ave-138th St

Brunch brunch brunch in the shadow of the NYC Hip Hop Museum in the beautiful Bronx Bronx Bronx! Beatstro opens for Brunch at 11:30 AM, WE WILL BE ON-OUT TO LOCATION #2 AT 12:30! That means if you want brunch, get there at 11:30. If you just want a beer, get there at noon-ish.

Updates on our location will be available by
calling 212-HASH-NYC,
by visiting https://www.instagram.com/nychashhouse/,
or visiting https://www.facebook.com/groups/hashnyc/


[Facebook Event]

On-In: Updates on our location will be available by calling 212-HASH-NYC, or by visiting https://www.instagram.com/nychashhouse/ or https://www.facebook.com/groups/hashnyc/

What A C*nt!
646.202.3954
Updates on our location will be available by calling 212-HASH-NYC, or by visiting https://www.instagram.com/nychashhouse/ or https://www.facebook.com/groups/hashnyc/
Thunder Moon
GGFM #388
Start: Battery Park - FiDi --> follow the marks in
Transit: R/W to Whitehall, 1 to South Ferry, 4/5 to Bowling Green

A-to-A, BYOB (Duane Reade nearby for purchasing hooch) - come stretch out your legs/liver, & perhaps burn off a few calories in advance of Saturday's pub crawl!  Potential on-after nearby at White Horse for any overachievers needing pre-pub-crawl drinking practice. [Facebook Event]
Tequila Whore
NYC #1960
Start: 88th and Riverside
Transit: 1 / B / C to 86th, 2 / 3 to 96th

[Facebook Event]
Geordi la Foreskin and Just Brad
Slut's 🍕 Party
Brooklyn #1072
Start: York St. F Station
Transit: F to York St.

A to B. Chicken/Eagle. Better beer. Pizza! Hash-Cash $20

[Facebook Event]
Piece O'Slut
Lunatics Anal Hash-Pool Party trail
LIL #115
Start: Ridgewood Station Tavern 3231 Sunrise highway, Wantagh, NY 11793
Transit: From Penn: 2:25pm arrives at 3:21pm at Wantagh Station From Atlantic: 2:13pm, then transfer at Jamaica at 2:50pm. Arrives at Wantagh by 3:21pm

Bring a swim suit and a change of clothes there will be a pool at the end!

[Facebook Event]
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
NYC #1959
Start: Madison Square Park - look for marks near the fountain
Transit: R/W to 23rd St, 6 to 23rd St, 1 to 23rd St, CitiBike

A-to-A. BYOB.

[Facebook Event]
Zeno's Pairadicks
NAWW #370
Start: Dalehead Arch (Central Park near 63rd and Central Park West). 2pm start!
Transit: A/C or B/D or 1/2 to 59th St Columbus Circle

Bring beer, or buy it on trail

[Facebook Event]

On-In: Dalehead Arch (A to A)

Mandatory Fun & Meow Ja TroisDalehead Arch (A to A)
NYC #1958
Start: Balsley Park, 866 9th Ave, New York, NY 10019 (btw w. 56th/ w. 57th)
Transit: A/C/D/B/1 to 59th Columbus Circle, N/Q/R/W to 57th st, citibike dock w. 54th and 9th ave, RUN THERE!

A-A outdoors tiny park extravaganza! bubbler provided, bathrooms not.

london-rules/BYOB, bodegas galore. on-afters and foods of your choice.

potential drink-check

[Facebook Event]
Check Motherfucker
Brooklyn #1071
Start: St. Gambrinus Beer Shoppe, 533 Atlantic Ave
Transit: 2/3/4/5/B/D/N/Q/R/W to Atlantic

A-to-A. If there is rain there is a sweeper lined up, but should hopefully clear out before hare needs to set trail. May move to On-After for circle, but wanted to give folks an opportunity to buy beer.

St. Gamrbrinus has been one of the best bottle shops in the city for many years and is sadly closing at the end of the month, so wanted to share it and support it before it's gone.

On-After: Someday Bar three blocks east on Atlantic

[Facebook Event]
Drop a Pin
🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ Pride Hash 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️
NYC #1957
Start: Winston Churchill Square, 6th Ave and Bleecker St in West Village
Transit: A/C/E/B/D/F/M to West 4th, 1 to Christopher St

A-to-A and BYOB. Drink check. TBD On-After.

[Facebook Event]
TBA
Fraggle Cock Gets A Reprieve From His Lifetime Haring Ban
NAWW #369
Start: Survival Tree near One World Trade in FiDi
Pre-Lube: Oculous Beer Garden
Transit: 1/E to World Trade Center, Anything to Fulton

INDOORS on-in with pitchers & pizza

Misman Note: The hare claims to have received a lifetime ban from haring 25 years ago so this will either be epic or terrible, either way, let's find out together!

On-In: Mona's, 224 Avenue B (Ave B & 14th St, East Village)

Fraggle CockMona's, 224 Avenue B (Ave B & 14th St, East Village)
🍓 Strawberry Moon 🌝
GGFM #387
Start: Chelsea Park (27th St & 9th Av)
Pre-Lube: Billymark's West at 6:00 pm (332 9th Ave)
Transit: A/C/E to Penn, 1 to 28th or 7 to Hudson Yards

A-to-B + Walker friendly

Possibly live, possible drink check, Injured reserve/volunteers always appreciated (and rewarded)

[Facebook Event]
Prairie Dog'n
NYC #1956
Start: The Subway Inn, 2nd Ave & E 60th (Lower UES)
Transit: R/6 to Lexington/59th, F/Q to Lexington/63rd,

Trail will be A to B. London rule will apply. If the weather is good, outdoors on in.

[Facebook Event]
Gabe the Babe
Brooklyn #1070
Start: The Charleston, 174 Bedford Ave (Williamsburg)
Transit: L to Bedford Ave

A to A. London Rules. Free/cheap pizza with beer purchase!

[Facebook Event]
Dime Store Tom Cruise
Queens Birthday Hash
Queens Black Knights #66
Start: Maggie Mae's Bar in Sunnyside
Transit: 7 to 40 Street - Lowery St

Patches

Bring: Folks from Queens who’d like to help mis-manage us. It’ll be London Rules (bring your own funds for beer and food).

Give Aways: Special Queens Black Knights patch & event tag. Let’s do this annually (preferably 2nd Saturday in June) so we can exclaim that …”The Queens Hash Lives!”

[Facebook Event]
I-Feel Tower, Gabe The Babe, and Doggie Erectus
Join us as we celebrate our Tenth Anniversary!
LIL #114
Start: Main Street Pub in Kings Park to pre-lube before NOON START
Transit: Penn Station toward Port Jefferson 9:52am (Go to the rear of the pArTy TrAiN and mooch beers from hashers), Transfer at Huntington to Kings Park at 11:12am, and arrive at Kings Park at 11:29am. Proceed to Main Street Pub and pre-lube until the 1pm start.

Patches
Bring: Swimming gear, your usual kennel hash cash, and your own beer and food money

Give Aways: Special tenth anniversary patch and an event tag Features may include: lunatic asylum tour (unless illegal because we ALWAYS obey the law), inner tube float, and swimming in the Long Island Sound. Do not miss this one!

[Facebook Event]
ALL our Grand Masters: I-Feel Tower, A Little Dirty, Kaptain Hooker, and Drunksophila Masterbater. So ....we might perform ..adequately
Cheeky's 12 Year (and 1 Day) Hashiversary
NYC #1955
Start: Flatbush and 7th Ave (Pre-lube at Ocean's 8 Billiards, 308 Flatbush Ave)
Transit: 7th Ave on the B and Q

What can you say about someone who's been hashing for a shade over 12 years? Well, whatever it is, save it for circle! The hare is celebrating his hashiversary by trying to recreate the first trail he ever ran. Throwback details will include $20 hash cash and pizza at the on-in. Trail will be A to B, and the on-in will have outdoor space (weather permitting).

[Facebook Event]
Cheeky Bastard
Lunch's Annual New Rochelle Trail
NAWW #368
Start: Pelham Train Station
Transit: From Grand Central take 2:36 Metro North New Haven Train, Arrive in Pelham at 3:08

NOTE UPDATED START AT PELHAM TRAIN STATION

Back yard and front porch ON-IN - both COVID conscious outdoors- at hare's house, which is short walking distance to New Rochelle Train Station. Lots of cheap beer and spicy food. $5 hash cash.

If snobby spuds drinker, bring your own and put into ice pack at Pelham Train Station. Expect to have drink check, C/E split, and nice weather.

Late arrivals can go to New Rochelle Train Station and follow a marked trail to hare's house….or go to Pelham Train Station and follow C or E trail, carrying your bag.

[Facebook Event]
Lunch
NYC #1954
Start: Dylan Murphy's, 82nd St & 3rd Ave (UES)
Transit: 4/5/6 to 86th St, Q to 86th St

A-to-A. London Rules. Outdoor Seating. Cheap Apps.

[Facebook Event]
Love Canal
Memorial Day Hash!
Brooklyn #1069
Start: Prospect Park near Bartel-Pritchard Square (40°39'42.3"N 73°58'37.4"W)
Transit: F/G to 15 St - Prospect Park

A-to-A. BYOB and snacks. Bring picnic blankets or chairs if you have them.

[Facebook Event]
Ba-Dum-Smurf Meow!
ROY G BIV Trail
NYC #1953
Start: NE Brambles in Central Park. Google coord: “40.7775, -73.968"
Transit: A/B/C @81st or 4/6 @77th

A-to-A.
On-In/Circle in the park.
BYOB (Hare will keep it cold) or p/u beer after trail.
Bring a folding chair.
Walker/Virgin friendly.
Flashlights HIGHLY recommended.
Another crazy PD’n experiment.

[Facebook Event]
Prairie Dog'n
NAWW #367
Start: Forest Hills Station House, 106-11 71st Ave, Queens, NY
Transit: E/F/R to Forest Hills-71 Av or LIRR to Forest Hills Station

A-to-B trail with outdoor circle plus on-after option.

[Facebook Event]
Fingerbang
Brooklyn Half Marathon Pub Crawl
Special #219
Start: Mama Tried, 787 3rd Ave (corner of 3rd Ave and 27th St)
Transit: N/R to 25th Street

6+ bars, 40-45 minutes per bar, pay as you go, trail will be set between bars, hotline and Facebook will be updated for each stop
Cheeky Bastard
BK Half Bib Pick-up
NYC #1952
Start: Brooklyn Bridge Park, Granite Terrace (near Pier 2)
Transit: 2, 3 to Clark Street, A, C to High Street. Ferry to Dumbo or CitiBike.

If you are planning to pick up your bib for the Brooklyn Half, make sure you make an appointment in your NYRR dashboard! Proof of vax and ID needed for entry, pick-up ends at 9PM (trail will be short).

Trail is A to A. BYOB and a vessel!
Nerves of Squeal
Brooklyn #1068
Start: Fulton Grand, 1011 Fulton St
Transit: C or G to their respective Clinton-Washington stops

Ass to Ass (A to A) trail. Chicken-Eagle Split. Trail will be set live! Hare may or may not be using an El Camino.
Cum On Moses
Long Island Lunatics May Flowers=Shiggy(?) trail
LIL #113
Start: Buckley's 159 S Franklin Ave, Valley Stream, NY 11580
Transit: FROM PENN STATION: 1:12 PM Babylon Branch, transfer to Far Rockaway Branch in Jamaica at 1:35 (joining the BK PaRtY tRaIn), arriving Valley Stream @ 1:45 PM FROM ATLANTIC TERMINAL: 1:13 PM Far Rockaway Branch, arriving Valley Stream @ 1:45 PM Note, the 1:42PM Penn Station and 1:43PM Atlantic Terminal trains will get you there by 2:19 in time for pack out @ 2:30, but that's cutting your prelube time awfully close!

Bring a set of dry clothes, it ain't called Valley Stream for no reason!  Meet time 2pm, pack out @ 2:30.  On in is a mystery even to the hares right now.
Tequila and Poopin'
Flower Moon & Friday the 13th!
GGFM #386
Start: That Witch Ales You Brewery, 116 Madison St, New York, NY (Two Bridges/Chinatown)
Transit: F to East Broadway, J/5 to Chambers St, D to Grand St

A-to-B Trail. Great beer at the start and even better beer at the on-in. Indoor on-in. London Rules. Probably a drink check.
Drop a Pin
NYC #1951
Start: Maine Monument at the Intersection of Columbus Circle and Central Park
Transit: 1/A/C/B/D to Columbus Circle

A-to-A prime. Outdoor On-In/Circle in the park. BYOB or Pick-Up Beer Near End of Trail.

Optional On-After: Barcelona Bar
Gabe The Babe
NAWW #366
Start: Washington Square Park - West of the Arch along the path
Transit: A/C/E/B/D/F/M to West 4th, 1 to Christoper St, R/W to 8th St, 6 to Astor Place, CitiBike

A-to-A. BYOB (there will also be options to pick up beer near the end of trail). Multiple chicken-eagle splits. Drink check. (Two if I can get an additional volunteer). Bring blankets and such as the ground may be damp from rain all day Saturday, but conditions will be dry for trail.

On after at nearby bar as voted upon by the pack (or as commanded by our beloved leader)
Drop a Pin
NYC #1950
Start: Kills Boro Brewing Company, 62 Van Duzer St, Staten Island
Transit: Staten Island Ferry (6PM, 6:15PM, 6:30PM), Bus, Kayak....  Once you make it to the Island of Staten: ~One mile walk to Kills Boro Brewery or SIR one stop to Tompkinsville.... quarter mile walk.

A-to-A. London Rules.
Piece O’Slut
Brooklyn #1067
Start: Common Mollies, 46 Bushwick Ave
Transit: L to Grand St

A to B, London Rules
Cheeky Bastard
Long Island Lunatics April *technically* in Long Island Trail!
LIL #112
Start: St. Gambrinus Beer Shoppe 533 Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217
Transit: 2 3 4 5 B D N Q R to Atlantic Ave-Barclays Center Take the LIRR via Far Rockaway, Hempstead, and West Hempstead lines to Atlantic Ave-Barclays Center LIRR station

Trail is A to B. Drink checker needed

On-In: Banter Bar, Havemeyer and S 1st St

Dime Store Tom CruiseBanter Bar, Havemeyer and S 1st St
NYC #1949
Start: PJ Leahy's, Long Island City
Transit: J @Jackson, E/M @Court St, or G @21st

A to B. Walker Friendly

3 Turkey-Eagle splits...choose your distance!
TT Eagle, 5 mi
TT Chicken, 2.75

Drink Check (TBD)
London Rules at On-In
Prairie Dog'n
Ditch’s Birthday Trail
NAWW #365
Start: 60 Erie Street, 304, Jersey City
Transit: PATH to Grove St
Ditch Sucker
420 Hash!
NYC #1948
Start: Sculpture Park (Battery Park City)
Transit: 1,2,3 Chambers St

A to A. BYOB. Chicken (3)- Eagle (5) split. On-After Puffy's Tavern.
420 Committee
Barnacle BBQ the Third
Brooklyn #1066
Start: 21 Sterling Place
Transit: 2/3 to Bergen or anything to Atlantic Terminal

A to A prime. Hash cash will cover BEvERages at the outdoor on-in plus BBQ including vegan options

On-In: Backyard

BarnacleBackyard
Pink Moon
GGFM #385
Start: The Brazen Head 228 Atlantic Avenue, Brooklyn
Transit: 2, 3, 4, 5 to Borough Hall; A, C, F to Jay Street-MetroTech; G to Hoyt-Schermerhorn; Ferry to Brooklyn Bridge Park Pier Six / Atlantic Avenue; CitiBike

A to B trail! Drink check! London Rules. Indoor and outdoor options at on-in.
Nerves of Squeal
NYC #1947
Start: The Subway Inn, 2nd Ave and E 60th St
Transit: N/R/W/4/5/6 to Lexington Av/59 St

A to B! Outdoor on in! $10 hash cash!
What a C*nt
Scavenger Hunt Trail
NAWW #364
Start: Le Cheile, 839 W 181st St, New York, NY 10033
Transit: A or 1 to 181st, some buses probably, also bikes, boats, small aircraft

Bring your phone on trail: there will be a list of things to look for. Person who has the most photos will win a special prize! Probably A to A.
Idle Handjobs with a very special drink check provided by Cumligraphy
NYC #1946
Start: Lion's Head Tavern, Amsterdam Ave and 109 St - UWS
Transit: 1 to 110 St, A/B/C to Cathedral Parkway

A-to-B
Masturbator Dislocator
Brooklyn #1065
Start: Rocka Rolla, 486 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211
Transit: L to Lorimer St, G to Metropolitan Av

A to B trail. Chicken-Emu Split (lol wut?), walker-friendly. Indoor on-in, London Rules. Hare is looking for a bag hag and/or drink checker.
Surprise! I'm Illiterate
Drunk's First UES Trail!
NYC #1945
Start: Reif's Bar, 302 E 92nd St, New York, NY 10128
Transit: Q/4/5/6 to 86th or 96th Street (both approximately equidistant)
Drunksophila Masturbator
NAWW #363
Start: Mel's Burger Bar, 2850 Broadway
Transit: 1 to Cathedral Pkwy (110th St) [which is at Broadway], C to Cathedral Pkwy (110th St) [which is at Central Park West and will entail a 10 min walk to the start]

A to A trail, London Rules
Foreign My Twat
NYC #1944
Start: Marshall Stack, Allen St & Rivington (LES)
Transit: F to 2nd Ave, M to Delancy-Essex, B to Grand St, 6 to Spring St

A-to-A, London Rules
Zeno's Pairadicks
Brooklyn #1064
Start: 12th Street Ale House, 192 2nd Ave
Transit: 1st Ave on the L (aka one stop from Brooklyn)
Dime Store Tom Cruise
Sugar Moon
GGFM #384
Start: Beer Authority, 300 West 40th Street
Transit: A/C/E to 42nd St - Port Authority Bus Terminal. Also any of the bus lines that serve PABT. Citibike at West 41st St and 8th Ave.

A to A prime trail. Chicken Eagle Split. Indoor on-in, likely London Rules. Hare is looking for a bag hag or drink checker. If interested, contact him.
Cheeky Bastard
NYC #1943
Start: Tap-A-Keg, 2731 Broadway (btwn W 104th and W 105th)
Transit: 1 to 103th Street

A to A trail (hared by a visitor!)
Eat My Pussy
St Patrick's Day Trail
NAWW #362
Start: Drop Off Service (East Village)
Lunch
The Lunatics Return in 2022
LIL #111
Start: Sports Mania Pub & Grill, 143-67 243rd Street, Rosedale
Transit: 1:45pm Long Beach train from Penn Station arrives @ Rosedale at 2:18pm. Start is an eight minute walk from Rosedale station

There's precip in the forecast, so bring a dry bag. Trail will be A to B, likely London Rules at the indoors only on-in. The hare is weighing how to have a drink check. If you will be driving to trail (and are willing to let him use your car) please message him.
Cheeky Bastard
NYC #1942
Start: Peculier Pub, Bleecker and LaGuardia (Greenwich Village)
Transit: A/C/E/B/D/F/M to West 4th, 6 to Bleecker,

A-to-A. London Rules. Maybe a live trail, maybe not
Surprise Hare!
Brooklyn #1063
Start: Finn’s Corner Bar, 660 Washington Ave
Transit: 2/3 to Bergen St, B/Q to 7th Ave, Citibike at Underhill and Prospect

A-to-A, (probably) London Rules, indoor bar, outdoor back garden, covered street sheds
Check Motherfucker
NYC #1941
Start: Randolph Beer DUMBO, 82 Prospect St, Brooklyn, NY
Transit: F to York St, A/C to High St, El Camino, CitiBike

The front is like a car. The back is like a truck.
A-to-B. Bar On-In. Probably London Rules (pay your own way) at On-In.
Come on Moses!
Mardi Gras Hash!
Knickerbocker #167
Start: The Adirondack, 1241 Prospect Ave at the corner of Reeve Place
Transit: F/G to Fort Hamilton Parkway (exit at the back of the train)

A-to-A. London Rules. On-In has indoor/outdoor seating. THere will be king cake. There will be beads
US Marine Whore & Noah's Dingy
NYC #1940
Start: Central Park West & 103rd Street
Transit: B or C to 103rd Street Station or a longish walk from 103rd Street on the 1 line

The forecast is quite mild, but potentially wet. Plan is for A-to-A with quick circle near the start and then an on after at Bob's Your Uncle. So BYOB or hare will have circle beers.
Pussyfoot
President's Day Trail
Brooklyn #1062
Start: Fiona's Bar 562 Flatbush Ave
Transit: B/S/Q to Prospect Park

A-to-B trail!  Although the RAs might bless us with good weather, it's still winter and that means it gets dark early - bring a cranium lamp!  There may be a drink check! On-in is a bar location; London Rules + $2 hash cash.
Tequila Whore
NYC #1939
Start: Break Bar, 458 9th Ave (Hell's Kitchen)
Transit: A/C/E/1/2/3 to 34th St-Penn Station

Drink check, Turkey/Eagle split
Prairie Dog'n
Super Bowl Hash!
NAWW #361
Start: "One Star", 147 W 24th St (Chelsea)
Transit: 1/2/3/A/C/E/F/M to 23rd St
Dime Store Tom Cruise
NYC #1938
Start: Sutton Bar Room, 1074 1st Ave
Transit: 59th St on the 4/5/6, Lex/59th on the N/R/W, Lex/63rd on the F/Q

A to A, more likely than not will be a $20 hash cash beer/pizza situation
Cheeky Bastard
Brooklyn #1061
Start: The Westbury Inn, 673 Flatbush Ave
Transit: Q to Parkside Avenue, B/S to Prospect Park

A-to-A, London Rules
Zeno’s Pairadicks
🔦🌑 Flashlight Hash 🔦🌑
GGFM #383
Start: Middle of the 102nd Street Crossing in Central Park. Ish.
Transit: 6 to 103rd on the East Side, or B/C to 103rd on the West Side,

This is the **25th Anal R*nning** of the esteemed Flashlight Hash!  There is no actual commemoration, we just thought you should know.  The hares DO promise the best frigging trail this year.

Check the batteries on your cranium lamps, you're going to need them!

UPDATE: Looks like the rain will taper by the start of trail tonight, but it might be chilly in the dark so bundle up! On after is a bar but the end of trail might be briefly outdoors.
Crazy Bob, Check Motherfucker, and Tall Dark & Hammered
Groundhogs Day
NYC #1937
Start: Drop Off Service Ave A and 13th St
Transit: L/N/R/W/4/5/6
Mandatory Fun
NAWW #360
Start: Staten Island Ferry - Staten Island
Transit: PARTY BOAT 2:30 PM ferry from Whitehall to St. George

Trail starts at 3:15PM. Chicken - Eagle split. On-In has indoor/outdoor seating.


Boats Boats Boats

On-In: Kills Boro brewery

🍕slutKills Boro brewery
NYC #1936
Start: The Stag’s Head, 252 East 51st St
Transit: 6 to 51st St, E/M to Lexington Ave/53rd St, Citibike

A to A. There will be a drink check
Balls Out
Brooklyn #1060
Start: Evil Twin Brewing NYC - DUMBO, 43 Main St
Transit: F to York St, A/C to High St

A to A. Any lager or pale ale on draft is $5/pint all night!
Cheeky Bastard
🐺 Wolf Moon 🐺
GGFM #382
Start: Dive 75 101 W 75th St (75th & Columbus)
Transit: A/B/C & 1/2/3 to 72nd

Trail will be A-to-A & London Rules - Dive75 has a heated outdoor area for circle.  Plus, free candy!!! **Bring a cranium lamp!**
Tequila Whore
NYC #1935
Start: Fifth Hammer Brewing, 10-28 46th Ave, Long Island City
Transit: E or M to Court Sq-23rd St or 7 to Vernon Blvd-Jackson Ave, followed by a ~10 min walk

A-to-A trail. London Rules at the brewery. Fifth Hammer has a huge space for us to spread out and lots of delicious beer!

Please fill out this form if you plan on attending: http://tiny.cc/NYCHashSignUp
Gabe the Babe
24th Polar Bear Hash
Brooklyn #1059
Start: Coney Island Brewery, 1904 Surf Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11224
Transit: N/Q/F to Coney Island

Polar Bear Plunge 2020

1pm start, pack out at 1:30pm, A-to-A. Come run a trail around Coney Island, then an optional dip in the ocean. Bring hash gear, swim gear and warm clothes for after. Also your vaccination card, or the brewery won’t let you in!

Please fill out this form if you plan on attending: http://tiny.cc/NYCHashSignUp

[Facebook Event]
HoBoDega & Cheeky Bastard
NYC #1934
Start: Vol de Nuit, 148 West 4th St (Greenwich Village)
Transit: A/C/E/B/D/F/M to W4th, 1/PATH to Christopher St, R/W to 8th St, 6 to Bleecker, 🚲 CitiBike

A-to-A. London Rules. Courtyard we can use for circle.
Drunksophila Masturbator
NAWW #359
Start: Neir’s Tavern, 87-48 78th St, Woodhaven
Transit: J to 75th St - Elderts Ln

It will be A to A, London Rules with outdoor seating available. And a chicken-eagle split, plus a drink check? You’ll need to attend to find out if those come to pass too!

Please fill out this form if you plan on attending: http://tiny.cc/NYCHashSignUp
Cheeky Bastard & BDSM
NYC #1933
Start: Molly’s, 287 3rd Ave (Gramercy)
Transit: 6 to 23rd St

A to A. London Rules. Outdoor seating available.
Please fill out this form if you plan on attending: http://tiny.cc/NYCHashSignUp
Balls Out
Brooklyn #1058
Start: Cardiff Giant, 415 Myrtle Ave
Transit: G to Clinton-Washington Aves

A to A. London Rules. Backyard seating available. 
Please fill out this form if you plan on attending: http://tiny.cc/NYCHashSignUp
Cheeky Bastard
Knickerbocker #166
Start: Canceled
Sign up to hare!
NYC #1932
Start: Foxy John’s Bar & Kitchen, 143 East 47th Street
Transit: 4/5/6/7/S to Grand Central - 42nd Street

A to A trail. Heated outdoor seating at the On Inn. London Rules.
If you are not feeling well or have not been vaccinated, please do not attend. Most of us are fully boosted and test regularly.
Cheeky Bastard
White Trash Hash
Brooklyn #1057
Start: 4th Avenue and 86th Street
Transit: R to 86th Street

Optional pre-lube at Lonestar, 8703 5th Ave
Tit Totaller and Fire in the Piehole
Santa Sluts
NAWW #358
Start: Copper John's 160 W 54th St, New York, NY 10019
Transit: B/E to 7th Ave N/Q/R/W to 57th St 1/A/C/B/D to 59th

Trail will be A to A, multiple DCs, costumes encouraged, LONDON RULES; This will be an indoor event, NY state requires you to be vaccinated to enter the bar
The Harriettes
NYC #1931
Start: Welcome to the Johnson's, 123 Rivington St (LES)
Transit: F/J to Delancy-Essex, D to Grand St, CitiBike

A-to-B. Drink Check. London Rules at On-In (has outdoor seating for circle)

On-In: Marshall Stack, Rivington and Allen St

Nerves of Squeal and Drop a Pin Slip It InMarshall Stack, Rivington and Allen St
NAWW #357
Start: 31 East 127th Street
Transit: 4/5/6 to 125th Street, 2/3 to 125th Street

There will be a chicken and an eagle, both with a drink check. A to A prime. A prime will be the start’s outdoor courtyard. Beer and snacks will be provided.
Cheeky Bastard and Just Becca
🌔 Long Night Moon 🌔
GGFM #381
Start: Bob's Your Uncle, Columbus and 106th (UWS)
Transit: B/C to 103rd, 1 to 103rd

A to A. London Rules (BYOB). Cranium lamp recommended.
Doner Kebab w/ assistance from Red Hot Chili Pooper
Geordi La Foreskin 10th Hashiversary
NYC #1930
Start: Follow marks from W77th St and CPW (map pin)
Transit: B C to 81st St / 1 to 79th St

Headlamp recommended
Geordi La Foreskin and Mandatory Fun
🥳 Moses Birthday Trail 🥳
Brooklyn #1056
Start: 511 Lafayette Ave 1A (Bed Sty - Brooklyn)
Transit: G to Bedford-Nostrand Avs

There will be trail! (A-to-A)
There will be drink check(s)!
There will be food and beer at the end!
There will be SIDE-SIDE!!
Come on Moses!
Long Island #110
LIL #110
Start: Baldwin LIRR Station
Transit: From Manhattan: 12:57 Babylon train from Penn arrives in Baldwin at 1:39
From Brooklyn: 12:45 Hempstead train from Atlantic Terminal; Transfer at Jamaica to 1:20 Babylon train and arrive in Baldwin at 1:39
Fingerbang
☀️5K for Solar Eclits!
NYC #1929
Start: Jeremy's Ale House
Transit: 2, 3, J, Z to Fulton; 4, 5, 6 to Brooklyn Bridge; R, W to City Hall. Citibike 🚴 or Ferry 🛥️ to Wall Street.

Solar is turning 69-19 and will celebrate with a 5K A-to-A trail. London rules. For those concerned about covid safety there 'supposedly' will be a vaccine check upon entry to the bar, though if this is not the case there is abundant outdoor sheltered, heated seating.
Solar Eclits & Cheeky Bastard
Summit H3: Dogmeat's 28th Annual "Don't Be a Turkey" Hash
Special #218
Start: Gillette Train Station, 426 Mountain, Avenue, Gillette, NJ
Transit: 12:11 NJ Transit Dover Train from Pennsylvania Station, Switch in Summit to 1:14pm Gladstone Train and arrive at Gillette Station at 1:34pm

No New Amsterdam trail this weekend, but several area hashers will be going to Summit's trail in NJ. Come along!


From the hare (additional info at hashnj.com):
Looking for something different to do on Thanksgiving weekend? Stranded in NJ with relatives you need to get away from? Here's your answer . . . join the Summit H3 for Dogmeat's 28th Annual "Don't Be a Turkey" Hash! An opportunity to mingle, run/walk and of course drink good beer with your favorite NJ wankers.
Info about DBAT 28 . . .
Date: Sunday, November 28, 2021
Time: 2:00
Hares: Dogmeat and Milk Bone
Start: Convenient from NYC -- Gillette NJ Transit Train Station, 426 Mountain, Avenue, Gillette, NJ
Details:
- 2-3 T/E splits
- Scenic beer check
- At least one back check
On-After:
Chimney Rock Inn, GILLETTE
342 Valley Road
Private room, very conducive to mingling and catching up with Hashers you haven't seen in a while
- Private, COVID-safe setting
- All-you-want-to-eat meal and appetizers, served family style
- Craft beer selection
Things You Can Do to Prep:
- Practice the lyrics to "S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L"
- Update your planned participation on the Facebook invite (or by email to DogmeatH3@gmail.com if you're not on FB invitation) . . . PLEASE
- Preregister by paying Hash Cash in advance (Venmo @Tony-Saitta-1)
Hare's Phone: 908.655.7509

Dogmeat
Orphan's Hash
NYC #1928
Start: Grill on the Hill, 1624 Amsterdam Ave
Transit: 1 to 137th St

A to A trail. $20 hash cash covers beers/drinks and food. There will be at least one beer check
Fluffy
Brooklyn #1055
Start: Hinterlands Bar, 739 Church Ave
Transit: F to Fort Hamilton Pkwy

A to A. Backyard patio! Great beer! London Rules. Have proof of vaccination available
Zeno's Pairadicks
Dublin House Turns 100!!!
Special #217
Start: Dublin House 79th St between Broadway and Amsterdam
Transit: 1 to 79th St, M79-SBS

Dublin House is turning 100, they will have live music all weekend and they requested we come in to help support them.  With many Hash supportive bars closing, let's support the open bars that support us!
Not a Run this will be Drinking Practice
2021 BEER MILE!
NYC #1927
Start: 72nd St Track (UWS)
Beer Mile Rules:
  • Each competitor drinks four 12oz beers and runs 8 laps (it's a 200m track), so: chug-one-beer-then-run-2-laps, four times in a row
  • Beer must be fully consumed before running
  • Beer must be a minimum of 5% alcohol by volume. Hard ciders and lemonades will not suffice. The beer must be a fermented alcoholic beverage brewed from malted cereal grains and flavored with hops.
  • Hashers who vomit before they finish the race must complete one penalty 400m (2 laps) at the end of the race

Cheeky Bastard (there will be a short trail prior to the actual competition)
🦃 Friendsgiving Hash! 🍂
NASS #264
Start: Oracle Playground Basketball Court
Transit: Best options: Citibike or ferry to Brooklyn Navy Yard Subway: G to Clinton-Washington, C to Lafayette, 2/3/4 to Nevins, N/Q/R to Dekalb

NOTE: The on-in will be at the home of the hares—$20 hash cash covers food and drinks. The hare requests you please RSVP and be prepared to provide proof of vaccination status.
Nerves of Squeal & Just Devin
Beaver Moon
GGFM #380
Start: Hare Krishna Tree in Tompkins Square Park
Transit: L to 1st Ave, 6 to Astor Place, F to 2nd

It'll probably be dark. Headlamps never hurt. There are plenty of food and drink options around the park. Hopefully nice enough for A-to-A: plan for the weather appropriately you wankers!
Idle Handjobs
NYC #1926
Start: Madison Square Park (probably just west of the fountain)
Transit: R/W to 23rd St, 6 to 23rd St, F/M to 23rd St

A-to-A
Urban Sprawl
BK Marathon Fatboy Trail
Brooklyn #1054
Start: Dive 75, 75th and Columbus Ave (UWS)
Transit: 1/2/3 to 72nd St, B/C to 72nd St

There will be a short walking trail option for those in recovery mode and a regular trail for everyone just hungover from marathon day. Probably A-to-A, maybe A-to-A prime. There will be a drink check if I can get a helper!
Drop a Pin Slip It In
NYC Marathon Hash
NYC #1925
Start: 96th and 5th
Transit: 6/Q to 96th St

Volunteers already signed up to bring coffee, bagels, cups, paper towels, hand warmers, hard seltzers and beers. We could always do with more beer! ON-AFTER: Bob's Your Uncle (Columbus & 105th St)
Marathoners can easily take C train to 103rd St from 72nd St

On-In: Bob’s Your Uncle

Fast American Dave #5Bob’s Your Uncle
NYC #1924
Start: Central Park West and 106th Street. Meet at the Eastern side of the junction.
Transit: B or C train to 103rd

It will be short and dark. Bring a cranium lamp.
Pussyfoot
🧟🎃 Halloween! 🧛👻
NASS #263
Start: Pier A, Hoboken
Transit: PATH, Ferry, or ride share to Hoboken; Bayonne Bridge from Staten Island; Lightrail from Jersey City

This is an A-to-A trail. Bring a vessel! On after will be the village Halloween parade.
Ditch Sucker
Amityville Halloween Horror Hash
Special #216
Start: Amityville Train Station. The Ole' Hashers of Long Island rise again, so come get zombiefied! The Second of two trails in Amityville on Devils night. An A to B trail, Indoor drink checks, food and beer included at indoor on-in for $35. Trail will start at the station at 7, pack out by 7:45ish.
Transit: LIRR
Just Frank
Long Island’s 109th Trail to Heck!
LIL #109
Start: Amityville Train Station  
Transit: 3:54 from Penn arrives 4:59, 4:10 from Penn arrives 5:09; on the 3:43 from Atlantic Term you switch at Jamaica to the train from Penn arriving in Amityville at 4:59, and on the 4:13 from Atlantic Term you switch to the train from Penn arriving in Amityville at 5:09

The Semi-Annual Amityville Horror Hash. The first of two trails in Amityville that day. The first will be A to A, one drink check, hash cash about $15, snacks and beer included at an outdoor on-in. Then if you want to mix it up with the locals, their trail will start at the station at 7, pack out by 7:45.
Cheeky Bastard
NYC #1923
Start: Madison Square Park, West of Fountain
Transit: R/W to 23rd St, 6 to 23rd St, F/M/PATH to 23rd St

A to A. BYOB. Get your Shake Shack Fix, after Zeno's trail 🍔🍟🥤
Zeno's Pairadicks
Brooklyn #1053
Start: 60 8th Avenue
Transit: 2/3 to Grand Army Plaza, B/Q to 7th Avenue

The hare will be providing beer/snacks for $5 (or so) per hasher hash cash
Y My Gay
🌕 Hunter's Moon 🌕
GGFM #379
Start: For this very special Hunter's Moon, the start is near the playground named for those most fierce hunters of the animal kingdom... 🦛hippos🦛! No joke though, I heard they hunt watermelons. Find the rocks between the 🦛Hippo Playground🦛 and the Soldiers and Sailors Monument at W 90th St & Riverside Drive
Transit: 1/2/3 to 96th Street

October is the Hunter's Moon which is superbly appropriate because it's getting darker out earlier and we often find ourselves *hunting* for trail marks.  Is that flour? Chalk?  Oh crap, it's just spray paint from surveyors!?  Are you???! Come join for a spectacular fall trail, and maybe bring a cranium lamp?  A-to-A trail outdoors, BYOB (plenty of places nearby on Broadway)
Foreign My Twat +Fail of Two Titties
NYC #1922
Start: Umpire Rock in Central Park
Transit: A/B/C/D/1 to Columbus Circle N/R/W to 59th & 5th

A to A trail, pick up beer before hand
Love Canal & Gag'em Style
NASS #262
Start: Perry Ave and E Mosholu Pkwy N (edge of Mosholu Pkwy Greenway)
Transit: D to Norwood-205th St

A to B trail. Beer/snacks will be provided.
Cheeky Bastard and Check Mother Fucker
NYC #1921
Start: New Wave Pier, East River Esplanade (north of East 37th St entrance)
Transit: 4/5/6 to Grand Central 42nd St, East River Ferry to East 34th St

A to A, bright colours/80s themed attire encouraged (‘Tight & Bright’ per the hare)
Balls Out
even more beer & bbq!
Brooklyn #1052
Start: 21 Sterling Place in Park Slope
Transit: 2/3 to Bergen St or anything to Atlantic Terminal, 🚴, 🛴

A-to-A prime. $10 hash cash covers BEvERages at the outdoor on-in as well bbq including vegan options!

On-In: backyard

Barnaclebackyard
Pin and Drunks Birthday Trail
NYC #1920
Start: Washington Square Park - West of Washington Square Arch (40.7314, -73.9977)
Transit: A/C/E/B/D/F/M to W4th, 1 to Christopher St, R/W to West 8th, 6 to Astor Pl

A-to-A trail. BYOB for cicle, with a spot to pick up beer near end of trail. Drink check! $3 hash cash
Drunks & Drop a Pin Slip It In
NASS #261
Start: Finback Brooklyn (or adjacent sidewalk if you don't want to pre-lube), 545 President St, Brooklyn, NY 11215
Transit: N to Union St (appears that's running instead of the R, but same route 🤷)

A-to-B (There is a bag hag, but not a scooter/bike hag). Outdoor on-in at a spot with good beer and even better views!
London rules at the on-in (pay your own way), but will be collecting $2 hash cash.
Potential on-after at another place with great beer

On-In: Strong Rope Red Hook, 185 Van Dyke St, Brooklyn,

Drop a Pin Slip It InStrong Rope Red Hook, 185 Van Dyke St, Brooklyn,
School Girl's Hash
NYC #1919
Start: Rock Outcropping @ Southwest Corner of Sheep Meadow
Transit: A/C/B/D to Columbus Circle

The Harriettes have sinned. We cancelled the School Girls Hash, and in punishment we were sent Ida. Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Harriettes! We have been bad and must pay the penalty! Perhaps a spanking? We sincerely repent for our transgresses, and as penance we have planned a delightful little trail full of shrubberies, of varying heights so you get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle (bring a cranium lamp, in case). Trail will be A-to-A outdoors in the park, BYOB but with some freebies available (we recommend purchasing beforehand). There will be 1 or more drink checks, lots of religion, and costumes are encouraged!
The Harriettes
Brooklyn #1051
Start: North side of Cuyler Gore (near intersection of Greene Ave and Cumberland St)
Transit: C to Lafayette Ave, G to Fulton St. Or you can walk over from Atlantic Terminal

Live trail! A to A, BYOB. Potential on after at DSK Brooklyn, 710 Fulton St
Cheeky Bastard and Gabe The Babe
NYC #1918
Start: Maine Monument Columbus Circle
Transit: A C B D 59th St Columbus Circle 1 59th St N Q R W 57th St F 57th St Citibike

A-to-A. BYOB. Drink Check!
Body Swerve
🌽 Corn Moon 🌽
GGFM #378
Start: Southwest corner of Greenpoint Avenue and Manhattan Avenue, by the Dunkin' Donuts!  Get a pre-hash snack!  
Transit: G to Greenpoint

Come celebrate the Corn Moon at the GGFM!  Did you know that corn is a common adjunct in mass-market beers produced in North America, and is typically used as up to 20% of the grist? Corn produces a lighter color and flavor in beer than barley malt does.  Both Miller Light and Coors Light use corn syrup in their brewing. Trail will be A-to-A-prime-ish, BYOB and BYO-snacks, but with location nearby the end to purchase such things.  Or you could buy donuts in advance at the start of trail.  You do you.

On-In: Manhattan Avenue Park (northernmost tip of Manhattan Ave) - on after at Greenpoint Beer & Ale Co.

What A C*nt! & Leaky BladderManhattan Avenue Park (northernmost tip of Manhattan Ave) - on after at Greenpoint Beer & Ale Co.
NYC #1917
Start: Jackson Square Park (13th/8th Ave/Horatio/Greenwich Ave.) Probably an A to A trail with maybe an on-after nearby?
Transit: A C E L or run or citibike to the start.
Urban Sprawl
37th Annual Downtown Fiasco
Brooklyn #1050
Start: William St & Pine St in FiDi
Transit: It's FiDi, so just about any train except the L/G or 6th Ave Line

Joint hash with Summit H3. Will be their R*n #2100
Massengil, Secaucless, & Cheeky Bastard
24th Annal of the NYC Red Dress R#n
NYC #1916
Start: Locomotive Lawn (on the Hudson River Greenway)
Transit: 1 to 66th St, 2/3 to 72nd Street, for a longer walk A/B/C/D to Columbus Circle

Put on your finest red rag and cum on out to celebrate the NYC hash family! $6.9 of each $20 hash cash contribution goes to our charity, chosen to honor first responders on this auspicious date. There will be burritos! There will be bespoke, hand-crafted beer specifically brewed for this event by our very own GrayVee Train! (There will also be shitty beer and unglutenous options, have no fear). The trail will be shitty and you will be happy you came, because it’s fun to sweat in a dress with people who love you!

On-In: A to A trail

Your Red Dress CommitteeA to A trail
NYC #1915
Start: Washington Square Park (Lawn west of arch)
A-to-A. BYOB.
On-After: Vol de Nuit (148 West 4th St)
Drop a Pin Slip It In
Labor Day Hash
Brooklyn #1049
Start: McCarren Park (north end, btwn Bedford and Driggs, in the field across from the comfort station)
Transit: G to Nassau Ave, L to Bedford Ave
Grayvee Train
NASS #260
Start: Tompkins Square Park (central grass)   Pre-lube and on-after at Drop-Off Service
A-to-A, BYOB
Lunch
Please note change of date (to Sat 9/4)
[Postponed] Catholic School Girls Hash
NYC #1914
Start: New start location for Wednesday 9/1 is being urgently determined.
Due to the remains of Hurricane Ida visiting the Big Apple after hitting the Big Easy, we've decided to delay the Harriette's Catholic Schoolgirls run. Depending on how much rain we are going to get this Wednesday, there may be a trail or there may be some drinking/choral practice. More details to follow.
Mystery Hare
Brooklyn #1048
Start: Sternberg Park
Transit: G to Broadway, J/M to Lorimer St

A to A. Prelube/On after @ The Rosemont, 63 Montrose Ave
Cheeky Bastard
108th Bouy Bombardment to the Bay
LIL #108
Start: Westhampton station. Suggested restaurant for food  (This is NOT the Start, it is a half mile from trail): Boom Burger. 85 Montauk Hwy, Westhampton Beach, NY 11978. Please Fill out this form if you plan on attending.
Transit: LIRR to Westhampton (WH) From Penn: Depart Penn 11:42p; Transfer Jamaica 12:03p; Board train bound for Montauk, arrive WH 1:41 From Brooklyn. Depart ATB 11:45a; TTransfer Jamaica 12:03p; Board train bound for Montauk, arrive WH 1:41p THIS IS THE ONLY TRAIN TO TRAIL!!!  

Prepare shiggy socks, sunscreen, bug spray. This is an A to B Trail. With London Rules ON-IN.

On-In: Westhampton Beach Brewing Company

Kaptian HookerWesthampton Beach Brewing Company
NYC #1913
Start: Tompkins Square Park
Tompkins #1!
Dime Store Tom Cruise
M.A.F.H.
Brooklyn #1047
Start: Fruit Street Sitting Area
Transit: A C Hight St. 2 3 Clark St. F York St.

A to A BYOB will have cooler with ice
Piece O'Slut Prairie Dog'n
🐟 Sturgeon Moon 🐟
GGFM #377
Start:

Thomas Greene Playground


Transit: R Union Street Station or CitibikeCitiBike electric bike image

BYOB / A to A

Will provide ice cooler and Coors Light Pre-lube beer. Beer check pending available bag hag.

Plenty places to purchase beer if needed

Check Spreader

 

Looking for a Bag Hag for beer check


Let's do it Live
NYC #1912
Start: Chess & Checkers House Visitor Center in Central Park
Transit: A/B/C/D/1/2 To 50th Columbus Circle or N/Q/R/W/F to 57th then a 10 min walk into Central Park

PRE-LUBE: 6:00pm, Barcelona Bar @ 923 8th Ave…15 min walk to the Start, leave Barcelona at 6:45

Live hare A to A

Beer check and a Shot check on trail

~6mi Eagle, ~4 mi Turkey, and ~2.5 mi Walker trails

Recommend you buy your Circle beer acranium of time, and bring to the start.


Prairie Dog'n

Seeking a Bag-Hag…beverages provided
NASS #259
Start: J. Hood Wright Park
Just Becca and Mandatory Fun
Just Becca's Virgin Lay!
NYC #1911
Start: Dinosaur Playground, 6681 Riverside Drive (Riverside Drive and West 96th Street)
Transit: 1/2/3 to 96th Street

BYOB / A to A live trail
The EMs (Cheeky Bastard & Gag'em Style)
Brooklyn #1046
Start: 21 Sterling Place in Park Slope
Transit: 2/3 to Bergen St or anything to Atlantic Terminal, 🚴, 🛴

A-to-A prime. $10 hash cash covers BEvERages at the outdoor on-in as well bbq including vegan options!

On-In: Backyard

BarnacleBackyard
NYC #1910
Start: Near Bellevue Park (E. 27th St between 2nd and Mt Carmel Pl, Manhattan)
Transit: 4/6 train to 23rd or 28th Street and walk five minutes east.

PRE-LUBE: 6:30pm, Taproom #307, 307 3rd Ave

Live hare A to A'. I'll have some cold storage if you want to bring/keep cool your own ON-IN beers while on trail. Liquor Check confirmed (liquor...I hardly know her!)

Don't forget to bring your run-timid Virgins (that you haven't yet sacrificed to the WX gods) that have been promising to come to a hash for years...dedicated walker trail ~2.5mi.


Prairie Dog'n
NASS #258
Start: Hinton Park in Queens
Transit: Take the Main Street bound 7 train to 111 Street and walk 5 minutes to the start.

Trail is A to A. Hash cash is $5.00 and there will be more beer, wine and other drinks.
Gabe The Babe will be assisted by Cheeky Bastard
NYC #1909
Start: Tompkins Square Park (East Village)
Transit: L to 1st Ave, 6 to Astor Place, F to 2nd Ave, 🚴CitiBike

A-to-A! Live Trail! Beer check!

Optional on-after nearby


Spoonful of Fido
M.A.F.H.
Brooklyn #1045
Start: Parade Ground
Transit: F G Fort Hamilton Pkwy Q Parkside
Zeno's Pairadicks
🤶 Santa Sluts Present Christmas in July sponsored by GGFM!🤶
GGFM #376
Start: Chelsea Park (Google Coordinates) Located between 28th & 27th Streets, and 9th & 10th Avenues - follow marks into the park
This will be an A-to-A 5pm trail on a Saturday evening. It's BYOB for circle in a park and an (optional) on-after at a bar for those comfortable being inside. Multiple drink checks! Excellent people-shiggy! Scenic sights to see!  Break out that lacy red lingerie and Santa hat, because you're not freezing your cojones off December, you're sweating them off in July!  As a Xmas gift to the city we love, we will be collection (optional) donations to be shared with a local food bank or mutual aid organization. Sign up here if you are cumming!
The Harriettes
Do you feel lucky, Punk?
NYC #1908
Start: Madison Square Park
Transit: You should probably take a Citibike

Expect a walker friendly option

On-In: A to A

Metrosweatual
On 7-21-21 there could be cards and/or dice. Expect to gamble for beer!
A to A
third Sunday in July
NASS #257
Start: Mets - Willet Point 7 Train Station
near 126th Street &, Roosevelt Ave, Queens, 11368
Transit: 7 Mets- Willet Point, LIRR Mets - Willet Point

National Ice Cream Day!
A to B
Chicken-Eagle Splits
Outdoor On-In
Ice Cream On-After
BYOB. Will have cooler to keep drinks cold.

Piece O'Slut
Olympic trails and Tanitalizations
LIL #107
Start:
Wantagh Train Station
Suggested watering hole for food and beverages: Ridgewood Station Tavern

Transit: LIRR train to Wantagh station. Arrive Wantagh 3:17pm Penn: Depart 2:21pm Arrive Wantagh 3:17pm Atlantic Terminal: Depart 2:23pm Transfer Jamaica @2:44pm Arrive Wantagh 3:17pm

Come out, Cool off, to one of Patron Taints annual summer trails and prepared to participate in an Olympic themed Trail. Bring bathing suits for trail and an Olympic event on-in.
Patron Taint of The Willing Tongue
🇫🇷🥖🍷🧀 🇫🇷 Bastille Day 🇫🇷 🥖🍷🧀 🇫🇷
NYC #1907
Start: Washington Square Park, lawn north west of the fountain (40°43'52.9"N 73°59'52.3"W)
Transit: A/C/E/B/D/F/M to W 4th, R/W to 9th St, L to Union Sq, 6 to Astor Pl, 1 to Christopher St

Trail: A-à-A, Expect: un petit trail with fromage, baguettes, and wine at the end
Fingerbang
Brooklyn #1044
Start: Evil Twin Brewing - DUMBO Tap Room
Transit: F to York, A/C to High St

A-to-B trail; The On-In will be INDOORS at a karaoke place where we will have our own space. Drinks will be London rules (pay your own way) and while the spot doesn't serve food, there are many places nearby where you can bring in food from 🧑‍🎤

On-In: Planet Rose Karaoke, 219 Avenue A, New York, NY

Pert PlusPlanet Rose Karaoke, 219 Avenue A, New York, NY
5 Borough Pub Crawl!
Special #215
Start: Hop Shoppe in Staten Island
Transit: 10:00am Staten Island Ferry pArTy BoAt!*

Hop Shoppe is 1.3 miles from the ferry on foot OR you can take the Staten Island Railroad to Stapleton (2 stops) and walk .3 miles.

On-out from Hop Shoppe at 12:30pm SHARP, so if you want to eat (menu here), get there at open! *If you miss the boat, you can still make it to Hop Shoppe and have time to slam your brew.

Can't make it to Staten Island? Meet us at Whitehall Ferry Terminal (The SI Ferry in Manhattan) at 1:25pm to hit stop #2! You'll have a decent window to catch us downton, but don't miss the boat-Boat-BOAT!



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Just Ebere virgin lay!
NYC #1906
Start: Morningside Park @ 117th St and Morningside Drive (NOT Morningside Ave)
Transit: 1/B/C to 116th… but the 1 will get you a little closer

A-A trail. BYOB or option to buy some at a grocery store near the end of trail
Just Ebere
&
Foreign My Twat
Fluffy's Fourth on the Fifth
NASS #256
Start: Grill on the Hill
Transit: 1 train to 137 or 145

$20 Hash Cash!!!

Outdoor On-In.
Fluffy
NYC #1905
Start: Columbus Circle
Transit: 1 2  B  D N Q R W A C   Citibike

A to A BYOB Beverages can be found at the Whole Foods in the basement of the Time Warner Center
Gabe the Babe
Brooklyn #1043
Start: Mount Prospect Park
Transit: 2/3 to Eastern Pkwy Brooklyn Museum

A to A. Tip: Acquire beer at Gold Star Beer Counter, 176 Underhill Ave
Cheeky Bastard (& maybe a virgin co-hare)
🍓 Strawberry Moon 🍓
GGFM #375
Start: DeWitt Clinton Park 11th Ave, between 52nd & 54th Streets
Transit: B/D/E to 7th Ave or 1/2/A/B/C/D to Columbus Circle, and head west

A-to-A and BYOB - there are nearby locations to obtain provisions. Possible on-after for libations at a nearby joint!
Tequila Whore
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 Pride Hash 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
NYC #1904
Start: Stonewall Inn (West Village)
Transit: 1 to Christoper Street, A/C/E/B/D/F/M to West 4th

A-to-B trail, BYOB or there will be a place to buy beer near the end of trail This will also be a blended Pride/NAWW Ice Cream hash! Come get some tasty frozen treats! 🏳️‍🌈 Show your Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

On-In: Christopher Street Pier

Momentarily Vertical with a little frozen treat help from Idle HandjobsChristopher Street Pier
🐄 Long Islands 9 Pizzas of Analversary 🐄
LIL #106
Start: Long Beach Skate Park

If you are taking the train walk north on National, if you are driving there is parking around the skate park.


Transit: Penn Station Long Beach train at 2:45pm & Atlantic Terminal 2:45 train to Jamaica to trasfer to Long Beach train at 3:08pm, Arrives in Long Beach at 3:42pm

Cum out and Celebrate the Long Island Lunatics 9th straight(ish) year of Hashing with a Piece of Slut trail where it was all resurrected: Long Beach.

$7 HASH CASH = circle beer, and snacks

On-After: we're going to the beach, bring what you need.

Note the later start time 4PM
Piece O'Slut
🍺 BEER MILE! 🍺
NYC #1903
Start: 72nd Street Track, Upper West Side
Transit: 1/2/3 to 72nd St

Short trail at 7pm. Beer mile at 8pm.

Beer Mile Rules:

  1. Each competitor drinks four 12oz beers and runs 8 laps (it's a 200m track), start - beer, then 2 laps, then beer, then 2 laps, then beer, then 2 laps, then beer, then 2 laps
  2. Beer must be consumed before the lap is begun
  3. Beer must be a minimum of 5% alcohol by volume. Hard ciders and lemonades will not suffice. The beer must be a fermented alcoholic beverage brewed from malted cereal grains and flavored with hops.
  4. Hashers who vomit before they finish the race must complete one penalty lap at the end of the race

Of note, for record-keeping purposes, this is really a belated 2020 beer mile since this is usually held in November and we'll still have a 2021 beer mile in November!


Cheeky Bastard
Not GrayVee's Basement
Brooklyn #1042
Start: Cooper Park (East Williamsburg)
Transit: Graham St L

A to A in the Park. Grimm and Interboro breweries are nearby if you want fresh local beer!

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Bro-bayashi & Grayvee Train
NYC #1902
Start: Fort Greene Park on the hill south of the tennis courts
Transit: B to DeKalb Av, C to Lafayette Av, 2/3 to Nevins St, G to Fulton St, 🚴 CitiBike

LIVE trail! Expect AT LEAST 2 beer checks. The start will be at Fort Greene Park, on the hill south of the tennis courts. Also looking for a bag guardian to watch the bags for FREE beer.

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YMBJ
NASS #255
Start: Prospect Park Concert Grove
Transit: B/Q/S to Prospect Park, 🚴 CitiBike

If you can, bring a cooler and buy beer before at Brooklyn Beer & Soda, 704 Flatbush-great selection, closes at 5pm. For food Bluestone Cafe at LeFrak Center open until 6pm. Chicken/Eagle trail and sweet surprises!

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Zeno’s Pairadicks
NYC #1901
Start: The Great Lawn in Central Park (40°46'56.5"N 73°58'01.9"W)
Transit: B/C to 86th St, 🚴 CitiBike

A-to-A and BYOB. Won't be a place on trail to pick up beer so grab beer on your way to trail. Hare will have a cooler and ice to keep drinks cold!  Hare highly recommends hitting up Pioneer Supermarket on the SE corner of 74th and Columbus for tasty on-in beers.

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Gag'em Style
Memorial Day Hash
Brooklyn #1041
Start: 36th St Subway Station, 36th St & 4th Ave in Sunset Park
Transit: D/N/R to 36th St, 🚴 CitiBike

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Cheeky Bastard & Grayvee Train
🌼🌹🌺 Flower Moon 🌻🌸🌷
GGFM #374
Start: 🆕Washington St & W 13th St🆕 - Meatpacking District
Transit: A/C/E/L to 14St-8Av, 🚴 CitiBike

🚨🆕🚨DUE TO PROBABLE RAIN, MOVING START FROM CHRISTOMER ST PIER TO UNDER THE HIGHLINE IN MEATPACKING🚨🆕🚨

A-to-A, probably a drink check. BYOB, but also an option to buy beer near the end of trail.

On-After (depending on how the pack is feeling): The Standard Biergarten

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Drop a Pin, Slip It In
Special #214
Start: East side of "The Shed" (545 W. 30th, where The Vessel meets the Highline in Hudson Yards)
Transit: 7 to 34 St-Hudson Yards, A/C/E to 34th St-Penn Station, 🚴 CitiBike

Trail: ~5mi Eagle, 4 Turkey. Live if I get a baghag. Probable drinkstop

On-After: Hudson Station

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Prairie Dog'n

Baghag(s): looking for assistance...beverages provided!
NASS #254
Start: New Rochelle Train Station
Transit: New Haven Line Train from Grand Central at 2:36 PM Arrives at New Rochelle at 3:11 PM

New Amsterdam Summer Sunday Hash, aka, NASS, founded In 1997 by Dogface and two others. This Sunday, May 23rd, will be Roy’s last NASS after 24 years being JM. Cheeky takes over the responsibility for the next 24 years. HaHa.

Trail starts at 3:15 from New Rochelle train station. Free parking on local streets on Sundays. Back yard and front porch ON-IN - both COVID conscious outdoors- at hare's house, which is short walking distance to RR Station and will be marked from Station for late arrives.

Lots and lots of cheap beer and packaged/prepared food will be available, one beer with 5.9 ABV. 🍺😎 See photo. Hope to do a beer check. Hash cash will be an outrageous $5.

If you don’t want my cheapo beer, bring your own. Metro-North allows alcohol consumption for your Party Train both ways. When I pick bags up at Station, the beers you brought will be put on ice. If you don’t have time to shop for better beer, the Diner Brew Company is one block from the station.

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Lunch
On-On the beaten Port North
LIL #105
Start:

Northport Train Station

Suggested (NOT THE START) venue to grab food and beverages closest to start:  Lark Pub & Grub 93 Larkfield Rd, East Northport, NY 11731. NOT THE START


Transit: Arrive Northport 3:31p From Penn Depart Penn 2:07pm Transfer Huntington 3:22. Arrive Northport 3:31p From Brooklyn: Depart ATB 1:45pm,  Transfer Jamaica 2:29p, Transfer Huntington 3:22. Arrive Northport 3:31p

Fill out this form if you'll be joining the Lunatics on trail

From the Hare: Dress for shiggy, expect mud and water crossing. Best to bring change of clothes.  
IF YOU'RE SICK, FEEL SICK, OR HAVE BEEN IN PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS THE COVID-19 VIRUS PLEASE REFRAIN FROM JOINING US. Please practice social distancing whenever possible if not masked. When unable to maintain a social distance, please wear a face covering. Face Coverings are required in circle. Please wash your hands and/or sanitize your hands before or after coming in contact with others. Hand Sanitizer will be provided for all hashers and virgins attending. It is highly suggested that hashers use them whenever necessary.
SirGay
Special #213
Start: Madison Square Park (look for marks around Shake Shack area)
Transit: R/W to 23rd St, 6, to 23rd St, F/M to 23rd St, 🚴 CitiBike

A Wednesday hash in Manhattan? Why I never heard of such a thing!

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Momentarily Urban Vertical Sprawl
(Virtual) Brooklyn Half Hash
Special #212
Start: Prospect Park - West Dr near Prospect Park Bandshell (40°39'45.0"N 73°58'34.4"W)
Transit: F/G to 15 St - Prospect Park Station, 🚴 CitiBike

Road races are starting back up in the city, but NYRR have decided to make the Brooklyn Half virtual. We usually do something hash-related for the half, so why not do something for the virtual half?

We'll also have a regular Sunday trail for those who want to come do a trail then hang out to cheer on the idiots doing the super eagle option. Checkspreader will set the chicken trail and Drop a Pin determined the 13.1mi super eagle route

Super Eagle Half R*nners out at 11am, Regular trail out at 11:15am

New York Road Runner details
You don't need to sign up, but there is a free option that gets you a free month of Strava premium (and paid version that gets you a medal from NYRR). We also have an event on Strava if that's your thing.

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Checkspreader & Drop a Pin Slip It In
Special #211
Start: Central Park - The start will be marked from NE corner of W 100th St & Central Park West to: (40°47'39.8"N 73°57'41.9"W)

In view of the forecast rain the start may be moved under cover (not the Flashlight Hash On-In). Follow the trail from W 100th St.


Transit: C to 103rd St, 🚴 Citibike nearby on West 100th St.

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Doner Kebab
Solar Takes Us To The Lake
Special #210
Start: Prospect Park - south side of lake (40°39'11.2"N 73°58'10.2"W)
Transit: Q to Parkside, F/G to Fort Hamilton, 🚴 Citibike

🕑2pm Start!🕑

Fancy and other 🍺 beers available at Pioneer grocery store directly beside subway entrance, likely 🌮 taco stand also. 🍷 Wine store, Divino, across street from subway with small but tasty selection of (chilled usually) ready to drink 🍹 cocktails.

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Solar Eclits
Special #209
Start: West 145th St and Edgecombe Ave (just inside Jackie Robinson Park)
Transit: A/C to 145 St

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Cheeky Bastard & Just Jeff
LIL One Hundred Whore Ways Tequila a Mouse
LIL #104
Start: Babylon LIRR Train station. Please fill out this Form if you plan on joining the Lunatics on trail.
Transit: Arrive Babylon 2:43p From Penn: Depart Penn 1:25p  arrive Babylon 2:43p From Atlantic Terminal: Depart ATB 1:13p Transfer @ Jamaica 1:50p arrive Babylon 2:43p

Hash Cash: $5. This will cover Beer checks and orange food/snacks at closing circle.  Please send hash cash to Tequila via Venmo here
Suggested place (Not the start) to get grub and food before (or after) trail: The Villager, 262 Deer Park Ave, Babylon, NY, 11702 (THIS IS NOT THE START!!!)
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IF YOU'RE SICK, FEEL SICK, OR HAVE BEEN IN PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS THE COVID-19 VIRUS PLEASE REFRAIN FROM JOINING US. If you have traveled from a state listed on NYS DOH travel advisory in the last 14 days from the trail please refrain from joining us. Please practice social distancing whenever possible. When unable to maintain a social distance, please wear a face covering. Face Coverings are required in circle. Please wash your hands and/or sanitize your hands before or after coming in contact with others. Hand Sanitizer & Gloves will be provided for all hashers and virgins attending. It is highly suggested that hashers use them whenever necessary.

One Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, Four & A Better Mouse Snatch  
420 Hash!
Special #208
Start: McCarren Park, Williamsburg, Brooklyn (near the comfort station)
Transit: G to Nassau, L to Bedford

Probably a drink check, definitely some shenanigans. Sign up here if you are cumming!
420 Committee
Special #207
Start: Hunter's Point South Park, Long Island City, Queens. Follow the marks from the ferry. Same hill overlooking the river, south of the ferry, that I used last year.
Transit: 7 to Vernon Ave / Jackson Blvd (first stop in Queens). Back of the train from Manhattan. Ferry to Hunter's Point South. Several Citibike locations nearby.

If it's raining there's a place nearby with shelter. Bathrooms at LIC Landing, the cafe by the ferry, are open till 4:00.

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Dogface
⛵ Cum Sail Away ⛴️ to Staten Island!
Special #206
Start: 1:00 pArTy BoAt! Staten Island Ferry departing from Whitehall Terminal
Once you’re off the ferry, look for the Uhaul box truck and GET IN THE BACK. 🙂

Lost? Late? Driving? Just don’t wanna take the boat? Text Ms. C*nt at 646-202-3954 and she will give you the secret start location.

Transit: 1/R to South Ferry, 4/5 to Bowling Green, 🚌 or 🚗 to Staten Island.

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Don’t miss the boat! or you’ll be late to an extravaganza of fun, shiggy, woods, sand, beach, beer, food, hooray!

Cheapie BEER will be provided, but bring fancy beer if ya want it. We’ll also have snacks and FOOD (including veggie! Nothing fancy, but there’s a lil grill if you wanna bring something for it). Hash cash by donation (suggested $5). You will definitely want a towel/blanket or something to sit on for the on-in so you don't get sand in your skivvies. Swimming available for the intrepid!

Good to know: SHIGGY SHIGGY SHIGGY-wear your long socks! Hare recommends being prepared to encounter (very avoidable) poison ivy. Hare will have poison ivy soap at on-in. Ferries run every 1/2 hr. St. George restrooms closed 5:00 PM to 4:30 AM, Restrooms are closed on all ferry boats. MTA busses to brooklyn/manhattan are available near the on-in.

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E̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ Some Mondays Matter
Special #205
Start: Brooklyn War Memorial in Cadman Plaza Park (Brooklyn Heights)
Transit: A/C to High St, 2/3 to Clark St, F to York St, 🚴 CitiBike

In Brooklyn every Monday used to matter, but that was in the before times. Now some Mondays matter! This is our first weekday evening hash in the five boroughs in over a year so we're testing the water a bit. Come join us! Sign up here if you are cumming!
Piece O' Slut
NoS Birthday Trail 🥳
Special #204
Start: Brig Park, underneath Manhattan Bridge
Transit: F to York, A, C to High Street, 2, 3 to Clark, 4, 5, R to Borough Hall. 🚣 Ferry to Dumbo or 🚴 CitiBike

Your pre-lube drink is on me! Bring a vessel!
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Nerves O' Squeal
Special #203
Start: J. Hood Wright Park, 173rd & Ft. Washington (Washington Heghts)
Transit: 1 and C to 168th, A to 175th

Another bloody hash starting in this damn park?! Yes, and for your commuting efforts you will be rewarded with a full bottle (okay, maybe a sip or two is missing from a few of them) of booze as well as Luna and Lara bars. Hey, spring cleaning! I have 14 bottles of alcohol and mixer to offer, so if we have more than 14 hashers I'll have to come up with a reward system based on best made-up trail stories.

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Idle Handjobs
LIL #103
Start: Massapequa Train Station Please fill out this Form if you plan on joining the Lunatics on trail.
Transit: All LIRR to Massapequa From Penn: Depart Penn 1:21p arrive Massapequa 2:23p From Atl. Term. Brooklyn. Depart ATB 1:23p transfer @ Jamaica 1:46p arrive Massapequa 2:23p

Come join the Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers on their 103rd hash trail. The celebration of their 1st trail of the year, and the new season: Spring!!!!!
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Hash Cash: $0 Bring your own beer. There will be a plentiful amount of places in, on, and around the start, trail and the on-in for hashers to purchase beer.
Suggested place to get grub and food before (or after) trail: American Beauty Bistro 24 Central Ave, Massapequa, NY 11758 (This is NOT the start)
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IF YOU'RE SICK, FEEL SICK, OR HAVE BEEN IN PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS THE COVID-19 VIRUS PLEASE REFRAIN FROM JOINING US. If you have traveled from a state listed on NYS DOH travel advisory in the last 14 days from the trail please refrain from joining us. Please practice social distancing whenever possible. When unable to maintain a social distance, please wear a face covering. Face Coverings are required in circle. Please wash your hands and/or sanitize your hands before or after coming in contact with others. Hand Sanitizer & Gloves will be provided for all hashers and virgins attending. It is highly suggested that hashers use them whenever necessary.

Sword Swollower & Surprise I'm Illiterate!
🍀🍻🇮🇪 St. Patrick's Day Hash! 🇮🇪🍻🍀
Special #202
Start: Clinton Castle at The Battery (FiDi)
Transit: 1/2/3/4/5/A/C/E/J/N/R to FiDi

Please note the 🕑2pm start time, this is also the end of Daylight Savings Time so it's gonna feel like 1pm anyway 🤷

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Lunch
Special #201
Start: Park Entrance at Central Park West & W 77th St
Transit: C to 81st St, 1 to 79th St, 🚴 CitiBike

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Love Canal & Dime Store Tom Cruise
Special #200
Start: John Jay Park - Upper East Side
Transit: Q to 72nd St, 6 to 77th St, 🚴 CitiBike

It's the 200th special? What does that even mean? We have no clue, but we like round numbers!

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HoBoDega & Cheeky Bastard
⚜️ Mardi Gras Trail ⚜️
Special #199
Start: NYC Parks Sitting Area at Prospect Ave & Greenwood Ave (Windsor Terrace - Brooklyn)
Transit: F/G to Fort Hamilton, 🚴 CitiBike

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U.S. Marine Whore & Noah's Dinghy
🇺🇸 President's Day Trail 🇺🇸
Special #198
Start: Maria Hernandez Park (Bushwick)
Transit: L to Jefferson St, 🚴 CitiBike

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Gravee Train
Super Bowl Hash (Kinda) - Buccaneers and Native Americans in Manhattan
Special #197
Start: Mannahatta Park, Water St & Wall St
Transit: 2/3/4/5 to Wall St, J to Broad St, ⛴️ to Wall St Pier

Taking some inspiration from the teams in the Super Bowl this year to take a historical tour of Buccaneers, Native Americans, and sportsball in Lower Manhattan

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Drop a Pin Slip It In
Special #196
Start: Thomas Greene Playground, 225 Nevins St, Brooklyn, NY (Gowanus)
Transit: D/R to Union Street or anything to Atlantic Ave/Barclays Center

No less then 4 open breweries to make this a better beer hash

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Barnacle
Special #195
Start: Washington Square Park
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Drunksophila Masturbator
Brooklyn #1040
Start: Cooper Park, Maspeth Ave and Olive St (East Williamsburg)
Transit: L to Graham Ave

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Cheeky Bastard
Flashlight Hash!
Special #194
Start: Corner of 96th Street and Central Park West (Manhattan, you fools)
Transit: 1/2/3 to 96th Street, B/C to 96th Street, or walk/run/bike/scooter/skip/dance your way on up

It's the ???th running of the Flashlight Hash!! Bring a headcraniumlamp!  Trail will be A to A-prime, with a tasty warm beverage at the end.  Bring layers for the outside! Sign up here if you are cumming!

On-In: 103rd & Central Park West, just inside the park

Tall, Dark, and Hammered, Tequila Whore, and Nerves of Squeal103rd & Central Park West, just inside the park
Occupy NYCH3
Special #193
Start: Zuccotti Park, Manhattan
The hare recommends bringing a vessel or other discreet way of consuming your beverages, as Zuccotti is highly visible.
Also bring extra warm layers, we’ll be protected from wind, but will also be in the building shade!

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What A Cunt!
Special #192
Start: Prospect Park Carousel
Transit: Q/S to Prospect Park

Yes there will be a hash today! Don’t worry, there will be a way to keep bags dry and a way to stay dry at the on-in.

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Zeno's Pairadicks
Cheeky Birthday Trail!
Special #191
Start: J. Hood Wright Park, W 173rd St and Ft Washington Ave
Transit: A to 175th Street, 1 to 168 St - Washington Hts

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Cheeky Bastard
Special #190
Start: Cadman Plaza Park (Brooklyn Heights)
Transit: A/C to High Street, 2/3 to Clark Street, R to Court Street, 4/5 to Borough Hall, F to York Street, CitiBike

Barnacle's laying his first NYC trail in seven years!

🎅🎄 Wear something festive! 🎄🤶

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Barnacle
Just Michelle's Virgin Lay
Special #189
Start: Catharine Turner Richardson Park, between Prospect Ave. and Douglaston Pkwy, Douglaston. It is 1/4 of a mile from the Douglaston LIRR station.
Transit: 12:18pm LIRR Port Washington train from Penn Station arrives at Douglaston at 12:50pm. Or take the 12:48pm Port Wash train from Penn, arrive at Douglaston at 1:20pm, and catch up.

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Just Michelle and Cheeky Bastard
🥳 Moses Birthday Trail 🥳
Special #188
Start: Fort Green Park (North of Tennis Courts)
Transit: C to Lafayette, D or anything else to Atlantic, G to Fulton St, N Q to DeKalb, 2 3 to Nevins, CitiBike

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Come on Moses & Mile High Cherry Pie
🐄 Lawnguylind Asynchronous 🐄
LIL #102
Start: Riverhead LIRR Station
Transit: LIRR to Riverhead

Come out to Riverhead and follow a trail laid by the good SirGay.
Then join circle form the comfort of your own home or space on the Zooms around 7pm.
Zoom Link: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/89868326341

Starting Mark: Riverhead Train Station
Chalk talk will be posted here the day before (Friday)
Trail will be set by Noon Saturday.

Weather: Rain
Trail length: 4-6.9 miles
Beer checks: 4-5, either dead drops, bars, or breweries on/Along trail


SirGay
Wednesday Social - Thanksgiving Edition
Special #187
Start: ZOOM! (Meeting ID: 876 8427 9791; Passcode: 327122)
Cum hang out for a bit. NoS has a couple rounds of trivia lined up. Winner gets a special prize!
Nerves of Squeal (Quiz Master)
Special #186
Start: Dewitt Clinton Park, 11th Ave. &, W 54th St (Hell's Kitchen)
Transit: A B C D 1 2 to Columbus Circle or CitiBike

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On-In: A B C D 1 2 to Columbus Circle or CitiBike

Foreign My TwatA B C D 1 2 to Columbus Circle or CitiBike
📚 History Hash 🤓
Special #185
Start: Washington Square Park
Transit: A,B,C,D,E,F,M,N,Q,R,1,6, Citibike

Note: 12:00pm start - 3pm showers expected.  Expect to bring your phone on the trail.  Photographic evidence of completion of the history hash scavenger hunt will yield a prize.

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Cum Fu Fighter, Piece of Schist & Metrosweatual
Prepare for probable late afternoon rain
Hash-athon and Mimosa Mile
Special #184
Start: 74th St Track (Hudson River Greenway)

Some idiots still wanted to r*n a marathon even though it's been canceled this year. Come r*n a full, half, a Mimosa Mile or just come and laugh/cheer at everyone.

Start will be at the 74th St track and much of the route will avoid street crossings by taking advantage of the Hudson River Greenway. There is also a loop of central park thrown in! Spectators should see marathoners three times and half r*nners twice after the start.

Original plan for a hare fell through, but instead, Nerves of Squeal is organizing a Mimosa Mile which will start 11:15ish! Unopened 750 ML bottle of bubbly, 11% ABV minimum + juice of your choice + opaque cups (Solo)


FULL ROUTE: https://www.strava.com/routes/2755953925981299098
HALF ROUTE: https://www.strava.com/routes/2755967404929803674
Starts
Drop a Pin Slip It In & Nerves of Squeal
The Ole Amityville Halloween Horror Hash
LIL #101
Start: Amityville LIRR Train Station. Please fill out this FORM to register if you plan on attending. Wear your best, spookiest, hash-iest costume, and enjoy the last full moon of almost two decades on all Hollow's Eve on Long Island. Closest Brewery/Brew Pub to LIRR Station:  Amity Ales, 192 Broadway, Amityville, NY 11701
Transit: LIRR Train to Amityville station arrive 5:18pm From Penn: Board 4:24pm Babylon bound LIRR train arrive 5:18pm From Atlantic Terminal Brooklyn Board the 4:13pm Far Rockaway Bound train, transfer at Jamaica at 4:44pm for the Babylon bound LIRR train arrive Amityville 5:18pm

Hash Cash will be $10. Please Venmo Kaptain.  IF YOU'RE SICK, FEEL SICK, OR HAVE BEEN IN PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS THE COVID-19 VIRUS PLEASE REFRAIN FROM JOINING US. If you have traveled from a state listed on NYS DOH travel advisory in the last 14 days from the trail please refrain from joining us. Please practice social distancing whenever possible. When unable to maintain a social distance, please wear a face covering. Face Coverings are required in circle. Please wash your hands and/or sanitize your hands before or after coming in contact with others. Due to space, safety and health we're capping attendance at 15. Hand Sanitizer & Gloves will be provided for all hashers attending. It is highly suggested that hashers use them whenever necessary.
Cheeky Bastard
Get PeNetr@ted! Epi's Bday BA$H
Special #183
Start: Prospect Park, Zucker Natural Exploration Area GRAND ARMY PLAZA ENTRANCE, go left on East Drive towards the big hill, will be marked and set up there. THIS IS AN A TO A TRAIL NOTE THE EARLY START 1PM!

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Epi-Penetrated
Upper Upper Upper West Side
Special #182
Start: J. Hood Wright Park, corner of 173rd and Ft. Washington
Transit: A to 175th, 1 or C to 168th

A to A, plenty of delicious bodega beers and Dominican take-out options! Plus brownies and sweatpants if you ordered some from Cheeky! Note the 2pm start time!  $10 hash cash will get you a NAWW flask pre-filled with the liquor of your choice--so everyone will have something to keep them warm if the weather is chilly! Sign up here if you are cumming!
Idle Handjobs
Special #181
Start: Fort Greene Park!
“Grassy area between the prison ship monument and the hospital”?
Dropped pin
Near 100 Washington Park, Brooklyn, NY 11205
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Just Cassidy and Rocky Mountain Spotted Beaver
Zeno’s Superfun Awesome Trail
Special #180
Start:

Prospect Park Concert Grove (map here), near the Lincoln Road entrance.

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A to A trail! BYO Beer and snax—there is a beer distributor .25 miles from the on-in. <br><br> Fill Out This FormThis Form To Attend.<br><br> This trail will follow NYCH3 Covid-19 guidelinesNYCH3 Covid-19 guidelines.
Zeno’s Pairadicks
🚴‍♀️ The First Ever NYC BASH! (Bicycle Hash) 🚴‍♂️
Special #179
Start: Domino Park on the grass just north of TacoCino in Williamsburg
Transit: 🚴‍♂️🚴‍♂️🚴‍♂️🚴‍♂️

Trail will be A to B and Citibike friendly. Plan to bike with a pack if you want to bring stuff as there will be very limited bag hagging. Some have generously donated free Citibike passes for those in need. Ping Sinuous or post in the NYC Hash FB group if you want one before the start (to get to the start easier). 🚨🕑NOTE THE 2PM START TIME🕑🚨   FILL OUT THIS FORM IF YOU'RE CUMING
Full of Schist & Sinuous
💃 23rd An*l NYC Red Dress R*n - Back to Basics! 💃
NYC #1900
Start: East River Park - Corlear's Hook, Just south of the Amphitheater

Red Dress is On-On! We're keeping this one in the family. Hashers from outside the tri-state area, please sit this one out.

REGISTER HERE

HASH CASH - $6.9 - this will cover ice, coolers, charcoal, getting stuff there and cleanup supplies. Any overage will be donated to this year's charity. Can't afford the hash cash? You can also sign up to be cleanup  crew or a drink checker.

Charity: New York Cares (Want to give extra? Cool! Here's the link.)

What to bring:

  • BRING A VESSEL. NO UNCOVERED CANS OR BOTTLES ALLOWED.
  • Bring TWO masks, one for the r*n and one for when that one gets moist and gross. 
  • Bring hand sanitizer, enough for you to use all day. Sanitize BEFORE AND AFTER touching anything anyone else might touch, especially food.
  • BYOB - we recommend bringing TWICE what you expect to drink at a hash. Please avoid glass whenever possible. There is a CVS .5 Miles away that sells beer.
  • We recommend you bring a small personal cooler (padded Trader Joe's bags work great) - we will supply ice. 
  • BYO Food - we are going to try to have a couple of charcoal grills, but we can't guarantee the park rangers won't come yell at us for them. No sharing, except with someone you live with. Don't forget plates/bowls and utensils!
  • Bring a blanket or towel for sitting. 
  • Bring a sweatshirt! It's supposed to get cool.
  • Bring Venmo or cash for haberdashery
  • Wear your red dress - or less than a dress! Duh!

How we're doing it:

  • REGISTER HERE so we can implement contact tracing, should it later become necessary.
  • Social distance. Stay 6 feet away from others. If you want to get closer to someone, get verbal consent before you do so.
  • WEAR A MASK goddammit. Any time you aren't putting something in your mouth, wear a mask that covers both your mouth and your nose. You can get one with the nifty straw hole for less hassle.
  • When you remove your mask to consume, back that ass up. Get at least 6 feet away from others.
  • Community cooler space will be limited, so if you have a cooler bag, bring it! In a pinch we'll have black trash bags. If you wish to use a community cooler, have an easily identifiable collapsible bag and keep your beer/drinks in the bag inside the cooler. 
  • Bathrooms - will be available, but the parks department will close them, probably a long time before we want them to. There are lots of bushes around. Be prepared.
  • Rain plan - in the case of rain, we will move approximately 1/2 mile south, under the FDR.

The NYC Red Dress Committee
What A Cunt!, Piece O'Slut, Foreign My Twat and Johnny Spreadsheet
🐄 Long Islands 100th Trail!!!! 💯
LIL #100
Start: Prelube: Bright Eyes Beer Company, 50 W Park Ave, Long Beach, NY 11561
Transit: 🚨 LOCATION CHANGE TO LONG BEACH 🚨 LIRR to Long Beach 🚨
NY Penn: 12:42 PM 6850 Long Beach Train arrives in Long Beach at 1:39 PM
Atlantic Terminal: 12:13 PM Far Rockaway Train to Jamaica; Transfer to 1:05 PM 6850 Long Beach Train arrives in Long Beach at 1:39 PM

Come join the lunatics of Long Island for the celebration of their 100th trail!!!

Please Register via HashRego HERE, attendance is capped at 25. If you don't you may not get anything to eat.

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IF YOU'RE SICK, FEEL SICK, OR HAVE BEEN IN PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS THE COVID-19 VIRUS PLEASE REFRAIN FROM JOINING US. If you have traveled from a state listed on NYS DOH travel advisory in the last 14 days from the trail please refrain from joining us. Please practice social distancing whenever possible. When unable to maintain a social distance, please wear a face covering. Face Coverings are required in circle. Please wash your hands and/or sanitize your hands before or after coming in contact with others. Due to space, safety and health we're capping attendance at 15. Hand Sanitizer & Gloves will be provided for all hashers attending. It is highly suggested that hashers use them whenever necessary.


LIL MisMan
Brooklyn Labor Day Hash!
Brooklyn #1039
Start: Prospect Park. Follow marks from Bartel-Pritchard Square
Transit: F to 15 St - Prospect Park, Citi Bike to West Drive & Prospect Park West docks

A to A trail. Bring your own beer, snacks, and mask.

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Cheeky Bastard
West Side
Special #178
Start: Locomotive Lawn
A-to-A trail.
Bathrooms nearby start.
Beer available for purchase near end of trail.
Dinner snacks at Pier i Cafe 1/4M north of circle
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Note the later start time. If the RA does their job maybe we'll get a nice sunset.
Piece O'Slut
Special #177
Start: East River Park, near East River Park Field #3 (Closest to Houston St pedestrian bridge)

A lovely A-to-A trail with views of the picturesque East River and some bridges you may have heard of. The trail will offer a chance to purchase beer and snacks towards the end for on-in, but you're also welcome to BYOB. The hare will also be awarding a 🏅prize🏅 in circle for a lockdown related challenge

It's been a few weeks since we've had a trail in the city, so please remember our precautionary measures to keep everyone safe. This includes wearing a mask while on trail, in circle and really any time you're not eating or drinking

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HoBoDega
LI #99 Craft Patch & Cheesey
Special #176
Start: Prelube: The Better Man Distilling Company. 161 River Ave, Patchogue, NY 11772
Please register here on Hashrego.
Hash Cash: $15, Please Venmo Sir Gay here.
If you do not have Venmo Please send payment via PayPal to Kanimal86@gmail.com.
Trail will feature some of the tastiest craft beers Long Island has to offer (Thanks to our hare).  
Transit: LIRR Train to Patchogue station. Arrive 1:10 PM From Penn Station: depart 11:42am, 12:10p transfer at Jamaica, Arrive 1:10 PM @ Patchogue. From Atlantic Terminal Brooklyn: depart 11:45am, 12:10p transfer at Jamaica, Arrive Patchogue 1:10 PM. Masks are required on all LIRR trains.

IF YOU'RE SICK, FEEL SICK, OR HAVE BEEN IN PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS THE COVID-19 VIRUS PLEASE REFRAIN FROM JOINING US. If you have traveled from a state listed on NYS DOH travel advisory in the last 14 days from the trail please refrain from joining us. Please practice social distancing whenever possible. When unable to maintain a social distance, please wear a face covering. Face Coverings are required in circle. Please wash your hands and/or sanitize your hands before or after coming in contact with others. Due to space, safety and health we're capping attendance at 15. Hand Sanitizer & Gloves will be provided for all hashers attending. It is highly suggested that hashers use them whenever necessary.  
Sir Gay
Special #175
Start:

Follow trail from NE corner of W100th St and Central Park West
to nearby lakeside location in Central Park


Transit: Citi-Bike is adjacent. C subway to 103 St.
Bus M10 on CPW or M96 from East or West Side.

FILL OUT THIS FORM IF YOU'RE CUMING TO LIVE TRAIL

Weather Alert:

In view on Sunday's forecast, the trail will be set all in flour (with some dry-wall as backup). All checks will be 1 and ON with some false trails marked with "F". The trail may not be available until later - say 2pm. There will be large trash bags at the start to keep your stuff dry. If necessary (and there is someone to look after the bags) the trail will be relaid at 3:15pm. For the ON-IN there is the possibliity of an undercover area in the Park, ¼ mile from the start.

A-A trail, available from Noon. Pack to set off at 3:30pm. Beer/Food available from delis and supermarket on W100th St. within 1 short block from the park. This will be marked from start. Hare will look after bags/bikes from 3:15pm.

The trail has a bit of (mild) shiggy, a bit of climbing, a bit of wet-stuff, some hills and plenty of shade.


Doner Kebab
Queens Lives!
Special #174
Start: LIC, Queens. Hunter's Point South Park. On a hill a couple of hundred yards south of LIC Landing (an outdoor bar that has stopped selling alcohol) and the ferry. Follow the arrows from LIC Landing. Pre-lube at the start - BYOB.
FILL OUT THIS FORM IF YOU'RE CUMING TO LIVE TRAIL
Transit: Ferry to Hunter's Point South.
If biking or running use the Pulaski Bridge from Brooklyn or the Queensboro Bridge from Manhattan. There are several Citi Bike locations nearby.
Subway - Vernon Jackson on the 7. Back of the train from Manhattan. First stop in Queens.


Trail is A to A, about 3.5 miles. There may also be a longer eagle trail. Three and you're on, all falses marked. Some checkbacks (not numbered, go back to the last intersection). One and you're on for speed checks and checkbacks. Trail will be set by midday. Please feel free to sing, dance, take photos, regroup, admire the view or show body parts at any or all checks. Or not, as you see fit.

Outdoor on in. BYOB. Trail goes past a supermarket near the end of the trail and will be marked.


On-In: Hunter's Point South Park, Queens.

DogfaceHunter's Point South Park, Queens.
Choir Practice
Special #173
Start: Zoom Room. Cum Sing with us! 
Ahoy! Ahoy! Tomorrow Tomorrow, Night night night.
Join for choir practice...
Why? Because we were gawd awful at closing circle on the 4th.
WE RUSTY!
So Join me and dust off them lunatic lyrics on the Zoom.
Meeting ID: 899 3997 6572

Kaptain Hooker
Live in Brooklyn! (Online elsewhere!)
Special #172
Start: Start: Brooklyn (Asynchronous and Pack) and ? (Asynchronous)

Brooklyn Start: William Jay Gaynor Memorial (Northmost End of Cadman Plaza Park)
Hare: What A Cunt!
FILL OUT THIS FORM IF YOU'RE CUMING TO LIVE TRAIL

Manhattan Start: TBA
Hare: TBA


Two trails will be set in Manhattan and Brooklyn respectively, both can be run solo, similar to the asynchronous trails we've been doing, but...

The Brooklyn trail will be treated as a regular in-person trail if you show up at 3:15. Pack away at 3:30.

HERE are the guidelines. Highlights for those who don't read:

  • The trail will be A-to-A.
  • The hare will stay behind to bag-sit.
  • In the event that more than 25 people show up we will split the pack into two groups.
  • The hare will not provide beer per usual - The end of trail will pass by a place where you can easily acquire beer to carry back to the start. You can bring beverages from home if you prefer. Bring a vessel!
  • No food will be provided to the group, but feel free to bring your own snacks for yourself.
  • Socially Distanced Circle will be at 5pm and we're still figuring out logistics, but plan to at least have a video feed of circle for those that don't feel comfortable joining in person.


On-In: Zoom Link

On-In: Virtual Circle<

What a Cunt?
Brooklyn is ready to r*n! first mark is at the Gaynor Memorial. Chicken True trail is ~3.25, eagle TT is ~5.25. There are THREE chicken/eagle splits! True trail marks -|-|-|-> are ALWAYS true. Where chicken/eagle marks are close, marks have a C or E next to them. checks are 3 and you’re on. Speed checks (both 🔀 and ⭕️ Kinds) are 1 and you’re on.) Some Falses are marked either F or ||| or both. There are numbered Back Checks and un-numbered YBFs (these are pretty obvious). There is at least one song check 🎵 and one dancing arrow 〰️➿->. There is minor shiggy and I kept my usual shenanigans to a minimum on the chicken trail.

Most notably there are many water crossings to help keep you cool! If you’re coming to group trail you may want to bring dry shoes/flops and other dry clothes. Both Sprinkler AND swimming opportunities for the very adventurous. Water checks are marked like this picture, and are regular checks. Stay cool! 😎

xoxo 💋
What A C!

A circle with little water-icons inside
Virtual Circle<
🍺🤸 Beerobics 🤸🍺Take 2
Special #171
Start: Join Zoom Meeting

Meeting ID: 822 4378 2072
Password: 225324
What to wear: Your hottest 80s workout clothes, leotard, or just nothing if it's too hot.
What to bring:
  • Some beer for drinking too
  • An awesome workout move to share with the class!
  • A yoga mat, towel or a rug.
  • A yoga block (or a water bottle or a tall boy) might be helpful for stability if you can't reach your toes without rounding your back!
Cum get ripped with us while we jazzercise! We'll play a drinking game based on Judi Sheppard Missett's weird and wacky commentary while we try a classic Jazzercise workout video together, and probably add some wacky commentary of our own.

On-In: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhR9f6KrK4k

What a Cunt!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhR9f6KrK4k
Getting Back to Hashing in NYC (With Options if You're Not Ready)
Special #170
Start: Lower Manhattan (Asynchronous and Pack) and Brooklyn (Asynchronous)

Lower Manhattan
Start: Battery Park (Look for marks to start from Netherland Monument near Bowling Green)
Hare: Drop a Pin, Slip It In
Hare Comment: Trail will be laid by 10am for those looking to run asynchronously
FILL OUT THIS FORM IF YOU'RE CUMING TO LIVE TRAIL

Brooklyn
Start: CitiBike Dock near Bartel-Pritchard Square (Prospect Park)
Hare: Cheeky Bastard
Hare Comment: Bring $$ for the 2 drink stops. The trail will be laid by 10am, but 1 of the drink stops doesn't open till noon!

This is our first step in the five boroughs to move back towards regular hashing safely while giving options to those not ready for that. There will be a trail laid in Lower Manhattan and Brooklyn, both can be run solo similar to the asynchronous trails we've been doing, but...

The Lower Manhattan trail will be treated as a regular in-person trail if you show up at 3:15, with the pack heading out at 3:30

  • The trail will be A-to-A, hares will stay with bags
  • In the event that more than 25 people show up we will split the pack into two groups
  • We will be taking attendance, including making sure we have contact info in case anything happens and we need to contact you following the hash (i.e. contact tracing)
  • Please follow all NY State and City guidance for mandatory quarantining if you've recently been to a COVID hot spot
  • Everyone must wear a mask on trail and in circle when not directly consuming your beverage
  • You're encouraged to bring a second mask should your first one get sweaty/damp. Being wet is good for some things but not for virus protection!
  • We're not planning to purchase beer for everyone with hash cash. End of trail will pass a place to easily acquire beer to carry back to the start so people can purchase their own. You can bring your own beverages if you prefer.
  • We won't be messing with food, but feel free to bring your own snacks for yourself.
  • Socially Distanced Circle will be at 5pm and we're still figuring out logistics, but plan to at least have a video feed of circle for those that don't feel comfortable joining in person

On-In: Zoom Link

Drop a Pin Slip It In and Cheeky BastardZoom Link
🥃🎨🍺🖼️🍷
Special #169
Start: Zoom Meeting

Stay at home got you feeling down? How about some art therapy with zen master artist Bob Ross!

What you’ll need:

  • to be prelubed
  • memory of a recent r*n outside for nature inspiration
  • any old arts and craft supplies you may have... markers, chalk, glitter and makeup from an old theme hash... (You could also draw a digital picture on a tablet or something)
  • one or more beers! (There will be a secret word that when Bob Ross says it, we all drink.)

Honors will be awarded in our post-lesson virtual gallery walk. And don’t think you lack any artistic talent. Remember, “There are no mistakes... only happy trails accidents!”


Foreign My Twat
Trail 98: IndepENDence WE'RE BACK!!!
LIL #99
Start: Register HERE through HashRego Pre-Lube/Start: McBrides Pub. 101 Bedford Ave, Bellmore, NY.    
Transit: Transit: LIRR arrive to Bellmore 3:48 PM Depart Penn Station at 2:55pm arrive to Bellmore 3:48 PM, No Transfer. Depart Atlantic Terminal Brooklyn at 2:45pm, Transfer at Jamaica At 3:20 PM, arrive to Bellmore 3:48 PM YOU MUST WEAR A FACE MASK WHEN RIDING THE TRAIN.

1st- Post Pandemic Procedures: Unfortunately the COVID-19 pandemic didn't just up and disappear, so The Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers have some "Guidelines." Those Guidelines being: IF YOU'RE SICK, FEEL SICK, OR HAVE BEEN IN PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS THE COVID-19 VIRUS PLEASE REFRAIN FROM JOINING US. Please practice social distance whenever possible. When unable to practice social distance please wear a face covering. Please wash your hands and/or sanitize your hands before or after coming in contact with others. Due to space, safety and health we're capping attendance at 18. Please register HERE The LIL will bring and provide hand sanitizer. 2nd: The Fun stuff: If you're aware of a PT summer trail you know to bring your bathing suit for there may be water crossing(s) &/or a wet on-in; Hash Cash will be $10. Please send money to the Kap: PayPal: Kanimal86@gmail.com
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Weekly Wednesday Social! 👩🏻‍🍳
Special #168
Start: Your kitchen! ZOOM LINK
Virtual cooking class with Amy! All recipes are gluten free and can be made vegetarian or vegan. Please note there is a little bit of prep work for you to do before the call (no more than 20 minutes, I promise). Read each recipe carefully!
Menu:
Balinese-style chicken
Summer Rolls
Thai green mango salad

Ingredient/Shopping List
Please reach out if you have any questions!
Nerves of Squeal
Asynchronous NYC Hash!
Special #167

Mid Brooklyn
Hare: Tequilla Whore
Start: Citibike docks by Grand Army Plaza, corner of Plaza St W and Flatbush Ave (near the 2/3 subway station @ Grand Army Plaza)
Hare Comment: Trail *might* include flour in addition to chalk markings. Checks & speedchecks will be one and you're on

Upper Manhattan
Hare: Dime Store Wanky
Start: Citibike Station on 73 and Amsterdam

Let someone in MisMan know if you're interested in setting a trail either this Sunday or for an upcoming Asychronus trail. We're still figuring out how long we'll be doing them.

Circle at 5pm on Zoom


  • Multiple trails will be laid across multiple boroughs (including at least two in Manhattan); Starts will be posted by mid-week
  • Run the trail solo or with a buddy (in other words: don't assemble a group)
  • Checks won't be marked by other hashers (and won't be that hard since we're out of practice)
  • Trails will be laid by 10am and circle will be at 5pm, so run it anytime between 10am and 5pm
  • Hashers will be encouraged to run the trail closest to them or at least not take public transit to get to a trail if possible
  • Trails will be A to A prime if you want to ride a bike to the start (i.e. start won't be too far from the end)
  • Take pictures/video at checks or on trail and we'll all join together to share during circle at 5pm!

Special trail marks


Dime Store Tom Cruise and Tequilla Whore
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 Pride! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
Special #166
Start: Zoom Meeting

Your hares are inviting you to a scavenger hunt. We'd love you to dress up in your PRIDE bestest and complete a series of tasks both before and during Wednesday night's Pride social. The hasher who has earned the most points through tasks completed will receive a Seamless gift card.

Check out The Facebook page for all the info.


Solar Eclits & Urban Sprawl
Asynchronous NYC Hash!
Special #165

Mid Brooklyn
Hare: Prairie Dog’n
Start: Parking lot of PC Richard & Son (590 Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn)
Hare Comment: Choose your own distance trail Turkey TT = 3.25 mi. All Eagles TT = 5.69 mi (7 different short T/E splits to choose from) Walker friendly. No checks, but multiple CBs and Whichy-Ways. Multiple optional drink checks (bring $$$ and rec a travel cup if you’ll consume on trail) ON-IN to-go drinks location does not open till noon. Enjoy and ON-ON!

Upper Manhattan
Hare: Foreign My Twat
Start: Citibike docks at 116th St and Broadway by Columbia
Hare Comment: The on-in or A prime will be about one subway stop away, but the pack will be rewarded with a scenic on-in with two options: a grocery store where you can build your 6-pack of beers or a restaurant next door with to-go food and cocktails (also near a Citibike station)

Lower Manhattan
Hare: Pert Plus
Start: Prelube at Coppelia 14th Street and 7th avenue
Hare Comment: There will be trail with an excellent on in.

Circle at 5pm on Zoom

  • Multiple trails will be laid across multiple boroughs (including at least two in Manhattan); Starts will be posted by mid-week
  • Run the trail solo or with a buddy (in other words: don't assemble a group)
  • Checks won't be marked by other hashers (and won't be that hard since we're out of practice)
  • Trails will be laid by 10am and circle will be at 5pm, so run it anytime between 10am and 5pm
  • Hashers will be encouraged to run the trail closest to them or at least not take public transit to get to a trail if possible
  • Trails will be A to A prime if you want to ride a bike to the start (i.e. start won't be too far from the end)
  • Take pictures/video at checks or on trail and we'll all join together to share during circle at 5pm!

Special trail marks


Foreign My Twat, Pert Plus, Prairie Dog’n
Kapt. Hookers Out of Lip Sink Battle
Special #164
Lip Sink Battle!!! Grab what ever props you like and join me for a Lip Sink Battle, On the Zoom. Zoom Link There will be three rounds, Winner takes all . Prize: BEER! Similar to Karaoke, you choose your song. BUT do not sing along with it (we'll leave that to the professionals), just move your lips/mouth to the words and dance to your chosen song. Please message me what song you'd like to Lip Sync to so I know there are no repeats. It's First come first serve. Pick Three songs. It should be a good time. If you have no idea what i'm referring to, please refer to this video. If you want to be lame and just watch, you can do that too.
Kap
Wash yo hands!!
🐑🐑Weekly Wednesday Social!🐑🐑
Special #163
Start: Zoom Meeting

Are you a good sheep? Do you know your fellow hashers? Come play a game with us and find out!


Drop a Pin & Fingerbang
Inaugural Asynchronous NYC Hash!
Special #162
Start: Multiple Locations! (See below)

  • Multiple trails will be laid across multiple boroughs (including at least two in Manhattan); Starts will be posted by mid-week
  • Run the trail solo or with a buddy (in other words: don't assemble a group)
  • Checks won't be marked by other hashers (and won't be that hard since we're out of practice)
  • Trails will be laid by 10am and circle will be at 5pm, so run it anytime between 10am and 5pm
  • Hashers will be encouraged to run the trail closest to them or at least not take public transit to get to a trail if possible
  • Trails will be A to A prime if you want to ride a bike to the start (i.e. start won't be too far from the end)
  • Take pictures/video at checks or on trail and we'll all join together to share during circle at 5pm!
Special trail marks

Mid Brooklyn
Hare: Come on Moses
Start: Betty Carter Park, Fulton & Lafayette
Hare Comment: This trail passes several important landmarks for Black History here in Brooklyn. R*n trail and then cum all over the circle to find out more!

Central Manhattan
Hare: Tall Dark and Hammered
Start: NE corner of 81 and CPW
Hare Comment: I'm hoping for about a four-mile trail. Checks will have false trails--so three and you're on. I will try to mark the falses, but there are no guarantees in life

Lower Manhattan
Hare: Drop a Pin, Slip It In
Start: CitiBike Dock on Sullivan St between West 4th and West 3rd (SSW of Washington Square Park)
Hare Comment: 3.69 mile trail. Bountiful options for to-go cocktails/beers/wine for pre-lube and trail will end at a place with an expansive to-go beer selection

Staten Island
Hare: Piece O'Slut
Start: St. George Ferry Terminal
Hare Comment: FYI - FERRY BAR IS CLOSED... BYOB if you want to pre-lube on the boat!!
(hashnyc.com does not encourage public transportation at this time)
Step off the ferry to the forgotten borough for a four mile trail! Exit the ferry to the right - NORTH SHORE ESPLANADE for the start of trail. Will finish nearby the ferry, and a choice of two nice establishments for ice cold beer.

Looooong Island
Hare: Kaptain Hooker
Start: The Boat Yard, Tobay Beach in Massapequa


Circle at 5pm on Zoom: join zoom meeting
Meeting ID: 827 1596 6408
Password: 696969
One tap mobile +19294362866,,82715966408#,,,,0#,,696969# US (New York)
Drop a Pin, Come on Moses, Tall Dark & Hammered, Piece O'Slut, Kaptain Hooker
HASH Virtual Musical Bingo!
Special #161
Start: Zoom Meeting
Meeting ID: 851 1886 4102
Password: HoboLove

Will you be singing? Will you be dancing? We can't tell you that but there WILL be prizes... Cum or it's your loss 😉
Love Canal & Hobodega
World Running Day!
Special #160
Start: Zoom Zoom!
Tonight! In honor of National Running Day, I am encouraging you to ‘run your 69’. What does this mean? Be creative! Run 6.9 miles, run 6.9 laps around something, run so your route forms 69 on Strava, etc. Most creative submission wins a prize (maybe).

This will be like ‘regular’ hash timing in light of curfew. What do I mean? I’m going to open the Zoom prelube a bit before 7, but will mute my mic/turn off my video to run starting at 6.9pm (6:54), returning home just before 8 to enjoy the on-after at 8. I encourage you all to do something similar.
Cheeky Bastard
Beerobics Class!
Special #159
Start: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/85330636913?pwd=TXEwTGxoYWtEYkpuWExhZFk3WmJyQT09

Meeting ID: 853 3063 6913
Password: beernear
***
Get fit with Beerobics! Let's pump some aluminum! (or at least laugh at What A Cunt! while she does)

All you need is two cans of beer (any size will do - I'm using 24oz) and a mat, rug or other way to be comfy on the floor.

Also recommended: beverages for drinking while you do beerobics! And maybe a towel for your sweat!
What A C*nt!
Hash Scavenger Hunt!
Special #158
Start:

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/81603149950


For this week's Wednesday fun, find the following items while you are out running/walking/biking. (They don't need to be found all in one outing.) Share your pictures with the group Wednesday night. The winner will receive a NAWW flask filled with booze!

  1. A condom in any condition (empty wrapper, completely intact, filled with semen, you get the idea)
  2. Someone blatantly smoking pot (I'll have to take your word on this one)
  3. A pile of dog poo that has been stepped in
  4. People who don't give a shit about social distancing guidelines (at least three people together who are not wearing face masks)
  5. A small child (no older than 8) in full face-mask and gloves
  6. Trash on the ground next to a not-full trash can
  7. Someone playing a multi-person sport (basketball, tennis, etc.) by themself
  8. Take-out food containers that still have food in them
  9. Someone taking pictures of flowers or a tourist-style selfie
  10. Someone standing/walking in the middle of a sidewalk or pathway so people can't get around them while staying 6-feet away

Bonus Point: Something that was clearly used for hard drugs (hypodermic needle, crack pipe, tiny plastic baggie, etc.)


Idle Handjobs    
V-I-R-U-S: Bingo of the Quarantimes
Special #157
V. I. R. U. S the Quarantine version of BINGO. Tune into a Zoom and play along. Zoom Link HERE. There will be 7 games played during the evening. 3 Regular games then 4 speciality games, all with unique prizes to be won. If you participated in Kaptain's Quarantine Quest Scavenger Hunt Zoom you've already received a VIRUS card. If you were unable to participate in the scavenger hunt but still wish to participate in this Bingo event and receive a VIRUS Card please make a donation to any of the following (If you have't already): Island Harvest A food Bank serving Long Island. Kids Need More a Non-Profit Charity dedicated to enhancing the lives of children, families & young adults coping with cancer and life-threatening illness. NYCH3 Hash Cash Fundraiser benefiting undocumented service industry workers. Monetary value of said donation does not matter. Please send a screenshot of your donation to ProductionMkern@Gmail.com, Subject: "VIRUS Card me please." A donation does not need to be made in order to participate in this Bingo event. Just email Kaptian. Limit 30 participants total.
Kaptain Hooker
Wash Yo Hands!
What Mad Gray A Vee C*nt Train Libs
Special #156
Start: Join Zoom Meeting
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/85653805884?pwd=NDRJRG4xZW81cEpoenhIWXBSZ01DZz09

Meeting ID: 856 5380 5884
Password: BEER
Transit: Ride the D, C, or A.

Crazy Hash Mad Libs!

GrayVee has created some exciting ways for YOU to collaborate and make up... THE GREATEST.💥
STORY.💥
OF.💥
ALL.💥
TIME.💥
💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

Plus a mad lib hash song!

Plus beer!

Plus limericks!
GrayVee Train and What A C*nt!
Trivia Night!
Special #155
Start: Zoom
Meeting ID: 835 6011 0100
Password: TRIVIA

Please show up by 7:15 to be assigned to a group!
Hobodega
First Weekly Wednesday Social!
Special #154

Hashers!  Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday we'll be drinking and sharing information about our favorite drinks!  Or our favorite drinks that are currently available!  Or whatever's most convenient for us to be drinking that night!  Below is a questionnaire we'll use to have each of us describe our favorite drink to each other so we can learn more about what goes on in our heads.  Feel free to pick and choose what questions you want to answer, or be prepared to answer them all!  Don't feel like being creative?  Someone else will volunteer to answer for you!  Just let us know what your drink is and we'll supply all your answers!  Feeling daring?  Don't read the questions below ahead of time!

  1. Please describe the aroma  of your drink
  2. Please describe the appearance of your drink
  3. Please describe the mouthfeel *wink* of your drink
  4. What childhood memory does this drink remind you of?
  5. What musical instrument would you associate with your drink?
  6. What food pairs best with your drink?
  7. Describe the flavor trying to use words that start with the same letter (your choice)
  8. How many bottles/pours of your drink would it take for you to remove all your clothes?
  9. What shade of gray would you characterize your drink as?
  10. What's the best dipping food for your drink?
  11. What is the best experience you've ever had while drinking your drink?
  12. Please describe what bathing in your drink would be like
  13. What barnyard animal would most appreciate your drink and why?
  14. If you had a houseplant you watered with your drink what would you name it?
  15. Please take a sip of your drink
  16. When did you first try your drink?
  17. What's the average distance you need to travel in order to make/obtain your drink?
  18. Seriously, how are you doing, in general?
  19. Please take another sip of your drink.  How are you feeling right now?
  20. Overall Impression

If there's time at the end there'll be a special Hash drink surprise!  If not we'll pick that up in a future meeting!

Join Zoom Meeting

Meeting ID: 878 6543 3269

Password: Train


graYvee Train
🥤🔄🥤🔄🥤🔄🥤
Special #153
Start: Zoom Meeting ID: 828 0116 3504; Password: FLIP
Join us for a game of flip cup, please join at the start time if you plan to play to help with setting up teams. Or just come watch!

Rules of Flip Cup

If you plan to play:

  • Wear either red or black.  This will determine which team you are on.  Teams will be made day of pending the color you show up in.
  • If you are quarantining with someone, it is easier if you wear the same color and play on the same team, however, this is not necessary, just easier for your teammates.
  • The losing team will eliminate 1 player each round until there is 1 person or 1 team standing.
  • The losing team will need to have 1 player drink twice if the team #s are uneven.  As the teams level out the amount of drinking per round will lessen.
  • Teams will line up starting with player #1.  Team member #1 will be player #1 for the first round, member 2 will be player 1 for the 2nd round, 3 will be 1 for the 3rd round, and so on…
  • You must have an area in your apartment to play flip cup.  Your screen will need to have angle to see the cup flip for your teammates.  This is a necessary tool in order to play. That being said, phones do not work but tablets should.
  • While the hash does not make you drink, this is a drinking game and the point is to get drunker for each round.  That being said, if you are not drinking please hold team spots for those that are drinking but please do come out and support those of us that are not as smart as you.
  • You are welcome to play with the alcohol of your choosing.  Choose wisely…
  • Have red solo cups on hand at home (or any other cup that you can play flip cup with)!  You are welcome to drink out of one cup and flip with an empty cup to save your Lysol wipes.  This game will destroy your apartment which I learned the hard way (you’re welcome for the heads up).

If you just want to watch:          

  • You do not need to participate to join the fun!  If you do not want to play, please reach out to Gag’em Style, she could use judges since she would like to play. Or just show up and creep on us (that’s cool too).  Bonus points if you have a white board to keep track of teams.
  • During the game, we will request those that are not playing to turn video off.  This is so the people that are playing are able to see their teammates easier.  We apologize for this, but it’s how the game works better and we encourage you to keep your mic on so we can hear you cheer us on.

Side notes:

  • Flip cup will start 15 minutes after the scheduled zoom meeting so if you plan to play, please log in on time so we can arrange the teams accordingly and any questions can be answered.
  • Remember this is for fun.  There is a lag on zoom and shit happens.  Please be respectful of the judges and everyone else on the call.
  • This will be a shit show, it is zoom, however, it is so much fun!!!

OPTIONAL: hash cash benefits NYC workers who cannot benefit from unemployment or other government benefits! $20 recommended donation, but totally optional and up to you how much! https://paypal.me/pools/c/8opGnHPQLp


Gag'em Style
The 8th An*al Underwear Run & Virtual Cock Tail Contest
Knickerbocker #165
Start: Wherever the heck you are now
Lose the pants, put on your fanciest knickers and make us a goddamn beverage. Submit your beverages to the judges here: https://forms.gle/PLQHoJ2do71jn1Gv8

Rules/point system posted on the form. Early submissions are eligible. The winner/s will receive something special they can consume, plus a roll of toilet paper*!
*provided I can afford the shipping

6:00p – Zoom Prelube
7:00p – Clap!
7:03-8 – R*n!
8:00 – back to Zoom for Cocktail reviews and circle
Zoom:https://us02web.zoom.us/j/83330426073?pwd=QklOS09VRUZJaGZPa1U1VzFnK1ErZz09

Meeting ID: 833 3042 6073
Password: underpants

OPTIONAL: hash cash benefits NYC workers who cannot benefit from unemployment or other government benefits! $20 recommended donation, but totally optional and up to you how much! https://paypal.me/pools/c/8opGnHPQLp


On-In: Wherever the heck you wind up after mixing and drinking your cocktail

YouWherever the heck you wind up after mixing and drinking your cocktail
It's 4/20! 7!
Brooklyn #1038

Because they got high, the 4/20 committee forgot to meet on 4/20. Better late than never? Rock your finest stoner look and light up a doob.

Join Zoom Meeting
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/88364802414?pwd=SGx1eFY1d2pSUUpFMWJ1NnJoRmJJQT09

Meeting ID: 883 6480 2414
Password: BKH3

OPTIONAL: hash cash benefits NYC workers who cannot benefit from unemployment or other government benefits! $20 recommended donation, but totally optional and up to you how much! https://paypal.me/pools/c/8opGnHPQLp


You
Party Like It's 1899!
NYC #1899
Start: Zoom: https://zoom.us/j/91491587907?pwd=cWV3RVU1Z3FUcVo2SURkcWtsdjRZQT09

Circle at 4:30!
You!

Going forward, we'll be looking for 'hares' to host our virtual hashes. We're looking for hashers that want to run a game, have a fun idea for something else they think will be fun for us to do while hashing virtually. Please reach out to mismanagement if interested or need help figuring out an idea you have!
Kaptian's Quarantine Quest Scavenger Hunt!!!
LIL #98
Start: Zoom Link https://zoom.us/j/91568922520?pwd=UWphWUtjYnRPeTk4b2x2MTRSeTJyZz09https://zoom.us/j/91568922520… Meeting ID: 915 6892 2520 Password: 193842 One tap mobile +19294362866,,91568922520#,,#,193842# US (New York) +13126266799,,91568922520#,,#,193842# US (Chicago)
Dial by your location +1 929 436 2866 US (New York) +1 312 626 6799 US (Chicago) +1 253 215 8782 US +1 301 715 8592 US +1 346 248 7799 US (Houston) +1 669 900 6833 US (San Jose) Meeting ID: 915 6892 2520 Password: 193842 Find your local number: https://zoom.us/u/ab7OD17NUB

Transit: Stay Home, If active outside stay 6ft apart from others, while wearing a mask and gloves.

Kaptian's Quarantine Quest Scavenger Hunt!!!

The Rules:

  • All participating hashers must display proper PPE; I.E: Wearing a mask in each picture of yourself, gloves too if your hands are visible (unless you are washing your hands), otherwise the point(s) DO NOT COUNT!
  • Each item can only count once.
  • Each Item must have its own individual photo.
  • A picture of yourself can be a selfie.
  • In order to win you need the most points, you do not need to complete all the tasks.
The Winner will receive a Seamless $25 gift card!!!  All items are to be delivered to Kaptian Hooker via email: kaptainhookerlilh3@gmail.com, With your Hash Name and “Scavenger Hunt” in the Subject, (Google drive/photo link also accepted via email) No Later than 7pm EST Saturday April 25th. All participating hashers must report to virtual circle via Zoom no later than 7:15pm. If a hasher is not in the room their points won’t count. Zoom Link: https://zoom.us/j/91568922520?pwd=UWphWUtjYnRPeTk4b2x2MTRSeTJyZz09https://zoom.us/j/91568922520… Click here to see the tasks of The Quest. Each participating hasher will receive a Virus (bingo) card. Limited to the first 30 hashers. To be used for the next Long Island Lunatics Virtual meeting where we will play Bingo Or V-I-R-U-S in this case. *This event does not count as a trail. Long Island Lunatic Trails will commence once Misman deems it safe to do so in accordance with the WHO, and CDC.
Kaptian Hooker
  Wash Your Hands!!!
New Amsterdam was established on Manhattan Island on this day 369 years ago (maybe?)
NAWW #356
April 22, 1625, the Dutch West India Company voted to erect a fort in the fledgling town. That fort, dubbed Fort Amsterdam, continued to exist in some form well into the 18th century, surviving the American Revolution and ultimately being torn down in 1790 to make way for a promenade. It stood just south of Bowling Green, the city's first park, on the spot where the Alexander Hamilton US Custom House (today's Museum of the American Indian) now stands.
The NAWW Committee
Tomorrow is the last NAWW (as if kennels mean anything these days) as well as Earth Day! So run a trail in the shape of your favorite tree and wear green to circle! Dave would also like people to build forts in their homes. Come to circle at 8pm to get a sneak peak of the sweet hab we were going to roll out tomorrow:
 
https://zoom.us/j/93539429390

Brooklyn #1037420 Committee
NYC #1898
Start: Zoom Link
Go r*n your own trial and come tell us about it during circle! Optional pre-lube starting around 2:45, circle at 4:30!

Remember to join our Strava group so you share your trail (and see everyone else's!)
You!
Knicks Like It In the Kitchen
Knickerbocker #164
Start: Zoom link
Pants-optional cooking show! Put on your second-best knickers (save your best for April 29th!) and bring something to cook or something you made all by yourself, you big kid you. Your r*n challenge: draw the shape of the main ingredient of whatever you're cooking with your trail and share here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/KnickerbockerH3/

Circle @ 8:15p

On-In: On-in Zoom link

You!On-in Zoom link
Brooklyn #1036
Start: Zoom
Meeting starts at 7:04 pm.
Circle at 8
Don't forget to #clapbecausewecare at 7!

Meeting ID: 941 8205 1615
Password: 044034
One tap mobile +19294362866,,94182051615#,,#,044034#
You!
Special #150

More details to come, but this is our first step in the five boroughs to move back towards regular hashing safely while giving options to those not ready for that. There will be a trail laid in Lower Manhattan and Brooklyn, both can be run solo similar to the asynchronous trails we've been doing, but...

The Lower Manhattan trail will be treated as a regular in-person trail if you show up at 3:15, with the pack heading out at 3:30

  • The trail will be A-to-A, hares will stay with bags
  • In the event that more than 25 people show up we will split the pack into two groups
  • Everyone must wear a mask on trail and really other than when consuming beverages at a safe distance from others.
  • We're not planning to purchase beer for everyone with hash cash. Trail will most likely end at a place to easily acquire beer to carry back to the start so people can purchase their own (will confirm this one next week once location is locked down). You can bring your own beverages if you prefer.
  • We won't be messing with food, but feel free to bring your own snacks for yourself.
  • We will be taking attendance, including making sure we have contact info in case anything happens and we need to contact you following the hash (i.e. contact tracing)
  • Circle will be at 5pm and we're still figuring out logistics, but plan to at least have a video feed of circle for those that don't feel comfortable joining in person

Sign up to hare!
Special #152Sign up to hare!
Special #149Sign up to hare!
🐰🌷Easter Hash🌱🐣
NYC #1897
Start: Zoom Meeting ID: 913-3011-9290

Virtual Trail! Optional pre-lube starting around 2:45, circle at 4:30!
Cum wearing your Sunday best or something Easter themed! The best outfit/item will win a prize!       (...prize is a song)

On-In: https://zoom.us/j/91330119290

You!https://zoom.us/j/91330119290
Special #151
More details to come, but this is our first step in the five boroughs to move back towards regular hashing safely while giving options to those not ready for that. There will be a trail laid in Lower Manhattan and Brooklyn, both can be run solo similar to the asynchronous trails we've been doing, but... The Lower Manhattan trail will be treated as a regular in-person trail if you show up at 3:15, with the pack heading out at 3:30
  • The trail will be A-to-A, hares will stay with bags
  • In the event that more than 25 people show up we will split the pack into two groups
  • Everyone must wear a mask on trail and really other than when consuming beverages at a safe distance from others.
  • We're not planning to purchase beer for everyone with hash cash. Trail will most likely end at a place to easily acquire beer to carry back to the start so people can purchase their own (will confirm this one next week once location is locked down). You can bring your own beverages if you prefer.
  • We won't be messing with food, but feel free to bring your own snacks for yourself.
  • We will be taking attendance, including making sure we have contact info in case anything happens and we need to contact you following the hash (i.e. contact tracing)
  • Circle will be at 5pm and we're still figuring out logistics, but plan to at least have a video feed of circle for those that don't feel comfortable joining in person

Sign up to hare!
NYC Dancing Practice
Special #148
Start: Join Zoom Meeting
https://zoom.us/j/406753858?pwd=QW5lbW5LQUd0RFlOb3YyRjBzN3lxUT09

Meeting ID: 406 753 858
Pass: 038038
R*n before if you want
Meeting opens for prelube at 7:04pm EST (GMT-4)
Don't forget to #clapbecausewecare at 7!

At 9:30pm New York time the mics are muted and the beat drops! This is all about getting your groove on and moving your butt after another week stuck in your apartment. Mix up a cocktail, dress to impress and join us for a heart-pumping, floor thumping good time. Party is guaranteed until 12:30 EST. If a west coaster wants to take on the role of DJ after that, email the hare!
DJ What A C*nt!
Send song requests to intrepidsquirrel@gmail.com
INTERNATIONAL DAY OF PINK
NAWW #355
Start:
Join Zoom Meeting https://zoom.us/j/450121604 Meeting ID: 450 121 604 One tap mobile +19294362866,,450121604# US (New York)
 

The second Wednesday of April is INTERNATIONAL DAY OF PINK!!! So, get decked out in your finest rosé threads and join us April 8th at 8pm for completely made-up accusations.
Everyone, basically
Virtual Hash
Brooklyn #1035
Start: Zoom Meeting
Meeting ID: 713 934 113
Pass: 1035
Optional pre-lube starting around 6:45, circle at 8
You!
Virtual Hash
NYC #1896
Start: Zoom Meeting
Meeting ID: 985 893 098
Password: 794368
Optional pre-lube starting around 2:45, circle at 4:30
You!
Virtual hash goes to the zoo!
Knickerbocker #163
Start: Zoom link: 628-972-810
Transit: wi-fi to empty Times Square

Prelube starts at 6:00, circle starts at 8:30. The Knickerbocker hash goes to the zoo! Dress like any animal or person you might find at the zoo. You can even come dressed as a hairless monkey!

On-In: https://zoom.us/j/628972810

What A C*nt!https://zoom.us/j/628972810
Distributed Hash #5
Brooklyn #1034
Start: Virtual Scavenger Hunt!!!

While out on your trail take pictures of:
  1. people not practicing practical proximity
  2. solo trail (anywhere you have the entire "trail" to yourself
  3. backboard no hoop
  4. shop selling to-go cocktails
  5. hash marks
  6. another hasher (whom you are not sheltering in with)
Post pictures to your Strava trail, or be ready to share them in the
ZOOM meeting ID 861-465-586 
Circle starts at 8, pre-lube will be open at 7.
Join the Hash NYC Strava group to be even more socially distanced based!

On-In: Video Chat from your Apartment!

You!Video Chat from your Apartment!
🎂NoS Birthday (Virtual) Trail🎂
NYC #1895
Start: [Download "ZOOM Cloud Meetings" for your phone or computer and join the Zoom meeting (meeting ID:420-390-076)]
Transit: [Head somewhere near your place where you can start your run, join the Video Chat from your phone or computer]

A virtual hash! Prelube starts in VC at 2:45, run your own trail starting at 3:15. Circle starts in VC at 4:30.

You can also join the Hash NYC Strava group to be even more social!

On-In: Video Chat from your Apartment!

You!

Nerves of Squeal isn't technically haring, but we'll still honor her birthday!
Video Chat from your Apartment!
NYC Distributed Special: Cum on Lūʻau
Special #147
Start: fire luau [Download "ZOOM Cloud Meetings" for your phone or computer and join the Zoom meeting (meeting ID:343-671-496)]

Transit: [Put on your finest Hawaiian shirt, and head somewhere near your place where you can start your run, join the Video Chat from your phone or computer]

Pre-lube zoom opens up at 2:30 / self-laid trail at 3:15 / circle at 4:21

You can also join the Hash NYC Strava group to be even more social!
Mile High Cherry Pie & Cum on Moses
Skidmark & Just Christine

Help us have a little fun. Get dressed up for a virtual Lūʻau and celebrate Saturday with friends.
NAWW's First Zoom
NAWW #354
Start: For this very first running of the Virtual NAWW, your task is to go for a run, bike, hike, or walk and remember the strangest thing  you saw in the midst of the zombie apocalypse. Share your stories with us starting at 8pm!
Transit: Join Zoom Meeting https://bmcc-cuny.zoom.us/j/687203538 Meeting ID: 687 203 538 One tap mobile +19292056099,,687203538# US (New York)
Everyone!!!
NYC Distributed Hash #3
Brooklyn #1033
Start: Pre-lube starts at 6:45 pm, trail at 7:15 pm and circle at 8:30 pm Link to Zoom Meeting Meeting ID: 795 874 116
Transit: [Head somewhere near your place where you can start your run, join the Video Chat from your phone or computer]

You can also join the Hash NYC Strava group to be even more socially distanced based!
Everyone
NYC Distributed Hash #2
NYC #1894
Start: [Download "ZOOM Cloud Meetings" for your phone or computer and join the Zoom meeting (meeting ID:683-944-663)]
Transit: [Head somewhere near your place where you can start your run, join the Video Chat from your phone or computer]

A virtual hash! Prelube starts in VC at 2:45, run your own trail starting at 3:15. Circle starts in VC at 4:30.

You can also join the Hash NYC Strava group to be even more social!

On-In: Video Chat from your Apartment!

You!Video Chat from your Apartment!
NYC Distributed Hash #1
Knickerbocker #162
Start: [Download "ZOOM Cloud Meetings" for your phone]
Transit: [Head somewhere near your place where you can start your run, join the Video Chat from your phone]

A virtual hash! Prelube starts in VC at 6:45, run your own trail starting at 7:15.  Circle starts in VC at 8:30.

On-In: Video Chat from your Apartment!

You!Video Chat from your Apartment!
Brooklyn #1032
Start: Monday! Monday! Monday! Stay the fuck home! When we get back to hashing I promise the best trail (of the night)! Stay safe. Love and good vibes at home.
Transit: https://www.prevention.com/health/a31570751/running-during-coronavirus/?fbclid=IwAR1ICJ_0FTjrNjimfP11AzvXacQ0hSHRoBUpuBXotllFC6ewxosUFWo8M2s
BH3 Comittee
☘️St. Patrick's Day Hash☘️
NYC #1893
Start: Drop Off Service, 211 Avenue A (Between 13th and 14th Streets)
Transit: 4, 5, 6, L, N, Q, R, W to Union Square

On-In: Drop Off Service

LunchDrop Off Service
GGFM #373
Start: Subway Inn 1140 2nd Avenue (2nd Ave @ 60th Street)
Transit: 6 to 59th Street/Lexington Ave, or F/M/N/Q/R to Lexington Ave/63rd Street

Friday the 13th, again!  Super spooky.  The moon may be bright but bring a cranium lamp just in case! Crow Moon  NOTE FROM MISMAN: We pride ourselves on our hash community and the MisMan at GGFM wants everyone to be happy, healthy halfminds, as always; our little trail doesn't seem to meet the guidelines for cancellation of large group gatherings and so we intend to go on with the show! We will provide you with the sh*ttiest trail we can under the circumstances, a drink check with your own personal disposable cup, and as much beer as you can afford on London Rules!  That said, exercise common sense, if you have it.  Remember - safety third!  On-on!! - GGFM Misman

On-In: Sutton Bar Room 1074 1st Ave (1st Ave b/w58th & 59th St)

PrelubeSutton Bar Room 1074 1st Ave (1st Ave b/w58th & 59th St)
A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbit says,"I might be a typo."
NAWW #353
Start: Village Tavern  46 Bedford St
Transit: A,B,C,D,E,F,M, 1

Alaskan Cosmos served at the drink check
Just Emily
How shitty is a trail set by a German? It's the Wurst!!!🌭🍺
Brooklyn #1031
Start: Farrell's Bar 215 Prospect Park West
Transit: F G to 15th Street/Prospect Park

True trail ~3 miles. Cranium Lamps!
Dunkel Schweiß & Cheeky Bastard
🕒Daylight Saving's Time Hash🕒
NYC #1892
Start: Muldoon's Irish Pub  692 3rd Ave New York, NY
Transit: 4 5 6 to Grand Central

Spring forward!
Love Canal & Hobodega
LIL Trail 97: The Living Daylight Patronage
LIL #97
Start: Prelube: Susans Pub. 8 Railroad Ave, Bethpage, NY 11714  
Transit: LIRR Arrive Bethpage 3:04pm 2:12p From Penn Arrive Bethpage 3:04p 1:45 From Atlantic Terminal Arrive Bethpage 3:04p  
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
National Procrastination Week Trail
Knickerbocker #161
Start: Flannery's Bar
205 W 14th St @ 7th Ave, New York, NY 10011
Transit: 1/2/3/A/C/E to 14th Street

National Procrastination Week is a real thing, as evidenced by Wikipedia!
Yes, it's last minute, but what else are you going to do on a Wednesday that will be as cheap or half as fun? Plus it's warm out and Accuweather says the rain is procrastinating too and won't get off its ass until after trail.
Latecummers are welcome during NPW! They get the privilege of running with their bags and catching up to the pack! They might even get a shortcut option if the hare has time to create one. Definitely the most phoned-in trail of the year, guaranteed! True Trail will be 3-4.

On-In: Probably Otto's Shrunken Head, but honestly you're gonna have to check the hotline because I put it

What A Cunt!Probably Otto's Shrunken Head, but honestly you're gonna have to check the hotline because I put it
Brooklyn #1030
Start: 4th Ave Pub, 76 4th Ave
Transit: D/N/R/B/Q/2/3/4/5 to Atlantic Ave-Barclays Center
Larrikin, so it could be you!
St. David's Day
NYC #1891
Start: David's Tea, 275 Bleecker St.
Transit: 1 to Christopher St., A B C D E F to West Fourth St.

On-In: 71 Barrow St., NY NY  10014 (Dave's apartment)

Momentarily Vertical; Hardman; Am. Dave #6; Smashmouth71 Barrow St., NY NY  10014 (Dave's apartment)
LEAP DAY C*ntHHH Sketchy Van Adventure
Columbia #127
Start: What A C's sketchy van
Northwest Corner of W. 116th St. and Broadway,
look for a sketchy-looking cargo van with FREE CANDY in the dashboard
Map
Transit: 1 to 116th-Columbia University

It's leap day! It's the 5th Saturday! That doesn't happen very often!
It's also the return of the sketchy van hash! C*m get into the back of my creepy-looking cargo van (don't worry, there will be beer in there) and enjoy the ride as we LEAP to another kennel for a special secret surprise! Prepare for a wonderful out-of-the-City trail with shiggy that is just close enough that you will have access to a train back to Midtown, should you wish to return before the truck departs.
Please note the early NOON-THIRTY departure
$15 hash cash!
What A C*nt!
Please note early start!
Hash Wednesday
NAWW #352
Start: Cornerstone Tavern 961 2nd Ave, New York, NY 10022
Transit: 6, M, E, F

On-In: Barcelona Bar

Sperm WhaleBarcelona Bar
Brooklyn #1029
Start: Sharlene’s, 353 Flatbush Ave
Transit: B/Q to 7th Avenue

New On-In!
Cheeky Bastard
📿🎉⚜️Mardi Gras Hash📿🎉⚜️
NYC #1890
Start: Offside Tavern, 137 West 14th Street
Transit: 1, 2, 3, E, F, M, L trains to 14th Street, or 4, 5, 6, L, N, Q, R, W trains to Union Square and walk over

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

On-In: Flannery's, 205 West 14th Street

U.S. Marine Whore & Noah's DinghyFlannery's, 205 West 14th Street
Knickerbocker #160
Start: Peculier Pub, 145 Bleecker St, New York, NY 10012
Transit: A/C/E/B/D/F/M to West 4th, 6 to Bleecker

Non-Pizza Food! Plentiful Beer at On-In!
Drop a Pin, Slip It In
Brooklyn #1028
Start: Michelle's Cocktail Lounge | 2294 Bedford Ave
Transit: B Q 2 5 - Church Av

On-In: 2016 Albemarle Rd Apt 4G Zeno's Flat!

Zeno's Pairadicks2016 Albemarle Rd Apt 4G Zeno's Flat!
🍺Brooklyn Pub Run🍺
NYC #1889
Start:  18th Ward Brewing, 300 Richardson St, Brooklyn.
Recommend you show by 3 so you have time to enjoy your first included beer before pack-away. Bag-Wagon leaves at 3:15, so if your bags aren’t loaded by then, you’re carrying them on trail.
Transit: L to Graham then 10 min walk.

Brooklyn Pub Run includes good beer at the On-Out + every stop + your normal On-In experience, plus a future hash at a discount, plus ~15 free beers to quaff on your own time.  We are past the RSVP period, however, you can still attend, it will just be pay-as-you-go on trail + hash cash. I may have a few extra rego's up for grabs: hit me up ASAP (kazkoi@hotmail.com or via facebook messenger) if interested. NYCH3 Facebook page has more details as well as the 'Who's Cumming' list. Offering a discounted rego for a walker/injured person to help bag-hag... you will still get to enjoy all of the pub stops! Expect the On-Out to be in East Williamsburg.
Prairie Dog'n Cost is $30 which includes a PubPass as well as food and beer at the On-In!
Valentine's Day / Chaste Moon
GGFM #372
Start: Desmond's 433 Park Ave (south of 30th St)
Transit: 6 to 28th St, R/W to 28th Street

Don't care for made-up Hallmark holidays?  GGFM has your solution: copious amounts of beer!

On-In: Atlas Social Club 51st St & 9th Ave

Blows in the ParkAtlas Social Club 51st St & 9th Ave
Headlamp Hash (No, I did not say ....)
NAWW #351
Start:

George Keeley

485 Amsterdam Ave


Transit: 1 to 86th or B,C to 81st

Shouldn't the NAWW always start on Amsterdam?

On-In: Bob's Your Uncle

Idle Hand Jobs
Bring a headlamp!!!!!!
Bob's Your Uncle
Brooklyn #1027
Start: Henry St Ale House | 62 Henry St
Transit: A C High St F York St 2 3 Clark St
Piece O'Slut
The Oscars Hash
NYC #1888
Start: Harlem Tavern 2153 Frederick Douglass Blvd, New York, NY 10026  
Transit: C to 116th St
Wanky Wonky
Trail 96: Yankee Doodie Dandy
LIL #96
Start: KJ Farrells, 242 Pettit Ave, Bellmore, NY. Right across from the Bellmore train station 🚂
Transit: Party Train: Penn Station: 1:54PM to Bellmore (Babylon line) Atlantic Terminal: 1:43PM Hempstead Line to Jamaica, then transfer to Babylon Line to Bellmore.
Yankee Yanker & Crouching Fiber Hidden Poopin’
World Nutella Day
Knickerbocker #159
Start: D.B.A. 41 1st Avenue btw 2nd/3rd sts
Transit: F to 2nd Ave, 6 to Bleecker, B/D/M to Broadway-Lafayette

It's World Nutella Day! Let's put some hazel nut spread in our mouths!

On-In: Not given by hare

Hobodega & Love CanalNot given by hare
Brooklyn #1026
Start: 423 Albee Sq (NW stairs down entrance to the Dekalb Food Hall)
Transit: B/Q/R Dekalb A/C/F Jay St. Metrotech 2/3 Hoyt or 2/3/4/5 Nevins

Pre-lube: Dekalb Food Hall, 455 Albee Sq (meet at the picnic tables, south end of the food hall after picking up a happy hour beer)

On-In: 436 Albee Sq 7A

Prairie Dog'n436 Albee Sq 7A
🏈 Super Bowl LIV Hash 🏈
NYC #1887
Start: Formerly Crow's, 85 Washington Pl
Transit: A/C/E/B/D/F/M to West 4th, 1 to Christopher St

A to A trail then sticking around for the game. Bring extra funds for Super Bowl Squares. Note the later than usual start, but come early and have a beer. Pack out at 4pm! Groundhog Day!

On-In: Formerly Crow's

Mandatory Fun & What a C*nt!Formerly Crow's
NAWW #350
Start: Desmond’s Tavern, 433 Park Ave.
Transit: 6 to 28th St, R/W to 28th St

Live Trail!

Momentarily Vertical Cheeky Bastard

Just Dan's Virgin Lay
Brooklyn #1025
Start: Beer Karma, 470 Union Ave
Transit: G - Metropolitan Ave L - Lorimer St

Cum join us as Just Dan lays his first trail! If the promise of a virgin lay is not enough, the hare is also promising a bounty of virgins to sacrifice to the hash gods, better beer, and an ~4 mile trail.

On-In: Beer Karma (A to A)

Just Dan & Piece O'SlutBeer Karma (A to A)
NYC #1886
Start: Josie Woods Pub  11 Waverly Place. New York, NY
Transit: R W N to 8th street station

On-In: Triona's

Drunksophila MasturbatorTriona's
Flashlight Hash!
GGFM #371
Start: Pre-lube and start: Malachy's 72nd and Columbus
Transit: Transit: 1, 2, 3, B, or C to 72nd St.

The twenty-second (more or less) anal running of the torches. See how Blows in the Park fills the big shoes left by A Little Dirty. All the usual flashlight shenanigans, especially including a glug check.

On-In: The Parlour, 86th and Broadway

Tall Dark & Hammered and Blows in the ParkThe Parlour, 86th and Broadway
National Library Shelfie Day
Knickerbocker #158
Start: New York Public Library Flagship Branch 476 5th Ave (at 41st Street) Meet on the steps near the lions.
Urban Sprawl
23rd Annual Polar Bear Hash
NYC #1885
Start: The Red Doors, 1205 Surf Ave.
Transit: D/F shuttle bus/Q to Coney Island - Stillwell Ave.

Come run a trail around Coney Island, then an optional dip in the ocean. Bring hash gear, swim gear and warm clothes for after!
BH3 Committee
23rd Annual Polar Bear Hash
Brooklyn #1024
Start: The Red Doors, 1205 Surf Ave
Transit: D/F shuttle bus/Q to Coney Island - Stillwell Ave.

Come run a trail around Coney Island, then an optional dip in the ocean. Bring hash gear, swim gear and warm clothes for after!
BH3 Committee
LIL Trail 95: Farming into 2020
LIL #95
Start: Prelube: Croxley Ale House, 190 Main St, Farmingdale, NY (2/10 a mile from train station) Many craft beers and great wings at the prelube. Cum on out to the first Lunatic trail of 2020. Bring $20, a flashlight, and virgins
Transit: Arrive Farmingdale @ 3:02p   From Penn: 1:12p Transfer @ Hicksville for the 2:44 towards Ronkonkoma arrive Farmingdale 3:02p From Atlantic Term: 12:43p Transfer @ Jamaica for the 1:35 Hicksville bound train, transfer at Hicksville for the 2:44 Ronkonkoma bound train arrive Farmingdale 3:02p

Penis Fly Crap has learned a few things about haring after 12 years of hashing, 3 years as Dallas hare raiser, and too many trails to count. Cum on out to his first Lunatics Trail and experience the varied terrain that Farmingdale has to offer, as we hash through the hills and dales of Long Island. There will be periods of light shiggy, and most of trail won't be just running along the road.
Penis Fly Crap
Jumble Hash
NAWW #349
Start: One Mile House, 10 Delancey St (Lower East Side)
Transit: J to Bowery, D to Grand St, 6 to Spring St

Expect multiple drink checks with food on trail

In heaven there is no beer
that's why we drink it here
and when we are gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer

On-In: One Mile House

Just Emily, Nerves of Squeal, and MetrosweatualOne Mile House
Bro-bayashi's Virgin Lay
Brooklyn #1023
Start: Union Pool 484 Union Ave
Transit: G Metropolitan Ave L Lorimer St
Bro-bayashi w/help from What A C*nt!
NYC #1884
Start: George Keeley's
Transit: 1 to 86th Street or B, C to 86th Street
Wanky Wonkey
Wanky Wonky's Chalkolate Factory
Knickerbocker #157
Start: Whiskey Trader 71 W 55th St (at 6th Ave)
Transit: F/N/Q/R/W to 57th Street or E/M to 53rd St

Bring a headlamp, kids! Let's break out the Scotch and the golf socks, 'cause it's National Argyle Day!
Wanky Wonky
Brooklyn #1022
Start: Circa Brewing || 141 Lawrence St.
Transit: 2 3 4 5 Borough Hall, A C F R W Jay St. MetroTech
Mile High Cherry Pie & Cum On Moses
Lunch's 75th Birthday Trail!
NYC #1883
Start: Drop Off Service, 211 Avenue A (Just above 13th Street)
Transit: N/Q/R/4/5/6 to Union Square. -------------------------------------------- If you are really lazy, you could take the M14A or M14D busses from Union Square to the bar 😉
Lunch
First trail of the year
NAWW #348
Start: Mullanes Bar and Grill, 71 Lafayette Ave
Transit: D/N/R/B/Q/2/3/4/5 to Atlantic Ave-Barclays Center, G to Fulton St, C to Lafayette Ave

🎂Cheeky’s Birthday Trail (Pt. 3)!🎂
Cheeky Bastard
🍾 NYE at the End of Long Island 🎉
LIL #94
Start: Montauk!
Transit: LIRR to Montauk: Arriving New Years eve, Day of Trail, 12/31, to Montauk.
To Make trail train:
From Penn 11:01a - Transfer @ Jamaica for the 11:27 Montauk bound train. Arrive Montauk 2:15p
From Atlantic Term. 10:35a -  Transfer @ Jamaica for the 11:27 Montauk bound train. Arrive Montauk 2:15p

Screw Trail, in it for the party train:
From Penn 4:19p - Transfer @ Jamaica for the 4:49p Montauk bound train. Arrive Montauk 7:34p
From Atlantic Term 4:20p - Transfer @ Jamaica for the 4:49p Montauk bound train. Arrive Montauk 7:34p

The I still have work and want to party with the lunatics train:
From Penn 5:51p - Transfer @ Jamaica for the 6:17p Montauk bound train. Arrive Montauk 9:07p
From Atlantic Term 5:49p - Transfer @ Jamaica for the 6:17p Montauk bound train. Arrive Montauk 9:07p

I'm Driving, and can help out other hashers car pool. (Link to carpool form)

Celebrate the End of the year at the End of Long Island with:
A roaring 20's themed super shitty coastal trail on Tuesday December 31st, New Years Afternoon around 2:30p, Roaring 20's NYE party with music and fire pits.  Rego is only $69 and includes a T-shirt to the first 15 rego's!

Here's what you need to do:
  1. Submit your rego: https://hashrego.com/events/lilh3-lil-trail-94-roaring-20s-nye
  2. Pay Kaptian Hooker $69 (check the Event Details on the url above)
  3. Book your room at Daunt's Albatross Motel (631) 668-2729‬ There are only a handful of rooms left! We need a headcount to plan beer and food quantities, so please book and pay by December 5th.
Hotel will open to Muggles by the 7th. Please help us book the entire hotel.
Long Island MisManagement of 2020
Last BKH3 trail of 2019
Brooklyn #1021
Start: Rocka Rolla, 486 Metropolitan Ave (Williamsburg)
Transit: L to Lorimer, G to Metropolitan

New On-In with very good beer! Drink Check?
Drop a Pin, Slip It In
🎂Cheeky’s Birthday Trail (Pt. 2)!🎂
NYC #1882
Start: Amity Hall, 3rd and Thompson, Greenwich Village
Transit: B/D/F/M/A/C/E to West 4th, 6 to Bleecker, N/R to 8th, 1 to Christopher, L to Union Sq, PATH to 9th
Cheeky Bastard
🎂Cheeky’s Birthday Trail (Pt. 1)!🎂
Brooklyn #1020
Start: Blue Agave, 7201 16th Ave
Transit: D to 71st St
Cheeky Bastard
Twas the night before
NYC #1881
Start: DownTown, UpTown at 91st & 2nd Ave
Transit: Q train to 92nd Street

Lose a few pounds before the holidays and then you can put them back on with gusto

On-In: Biddy's Pub on 91st & 2nd

PussyfootBiddy's Pub on 91st & 2nd
for any ε>0 there's a δ>0 such that if the distance of x from c is less than δ
NAWW #347
Start:

Milano's Bar

51 E Houston St

Zeno's Pairadicks
🎄 Annual White Trash R*n 🎄
Brooklyn #1019
Start: Bergen and Smith in Cobble Hill
Transit: F / G to Bergen St

No pre-lube
No beer checks
No false trails
No elves
Smashmouth and his Elves
🤶 Santa's Sluts 🤶
NYC #1880
Start: The Parlour Bar & Restaurant 250 W 86th St, New York, NY 10024
Transit: 1 to 86th St or M86 bus to Broaway

Trail will be A to A.  Costumes highly recommended. 🎅🏻🤶🏻🎄☃️❄️🌨🕎
Some Very Naughty Harriettes
Cocoa Moon
GGFM #370
Start: Cowgirl SeaHorse, 259 Front St
Transit: A C J Z 2 3 4 5 to Fulton St

Bon Voyage Swords! Also Friday the 13th, again.
Sword Swallower
Just Kyra's Virgin Lay!
Knickerbocker #156
Start: Drop Off Service, 211 Avenue A, New York, NY
Transit: L to 1st Ave
Just Kyra

Foreign My Twat as Supporting Actress
M.A.F.H.
Brooklyn #1018
Start: PourIT Authority | 292 Ashland Place
Current Beer Menu
Transit: 2 3 4 5 B D N Q R to Atlantic Terminal
Piece O'Slut
🎂 GrayVee Train's Birthday Trail! 🍺
NYC #1879
Start: Kings County Brewers Collective (KCBC), 381 Troutman St, Brooklyn, NY (Bushwick)
Transit: L to Jefferson Street
GrayVee Train
Finals!
Columbia #126
Start: Harlem Tavern 2153 Frederick Douglass Blvd, New York, NY 10026
Transit: B C 2 3 to 116th Street.
What A C*nt!
NAWW #346
Start:

Barcelona Bar

923 8th Ave
Happy Hour 4-7pm $3 Bud Light drafts
HOWL AT THE POON & DEAD HOOKER
Brooklyn #1017
Start: Randolph Beer WBURG 104 S 4th Street (that's the Williamsburg one)
Transit: J/M/Z to Marcy Ave

~Possible~ non-pizza food!

On-In: East River Bar 97 S 6th St

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, Whore!East River Bar 97 S 6th St
NYC #1878
Start: Clinton Hall, Washington Street, New York, NY (FiDi)
Transit: 1/R/W to Rector St, 4/5 to Wall St, J/Z to Broad St

Non-Pizza Food! Good quality of beer at the pre-lube, good quantity of beer at the On-In! Maybe a drink check.
Fingerbang and Drop a Pin Slip It In
Thanksgiving Orphans' Hash!
Knickerbocker #155
Start: Harlem Wine Bar, Broadway and 141st
Transit: 1 to 137th St
Fluffy
Brooklyn #1016
Start: Threes Brewing | 333 Douglas St
Threes Brewing
Transit: R to Union 2,3,4,5, D or N to Atlantic Ave-Barclays Ctr
6 Inches Ladies
🦃 Friendsgiving Hash 🦃
NYC #1877
Start: Whiskey Tavern, 79 Baxter Street (between Bayard and Walker Street)
Transit: J, Z, 6, N, R, Q, W to Canal Street, and B, D, to Grand Street

Non-pizza foods! Gobble Gobble!
Nerves of Squeal & Fast American Dave #6
LIL Trail 93
LIL #93
Start: Ziggy's Corner Pub, 1 Central Ave, Massapequa, NY 11758
Transit: Arrive Massapequa at 2:56 via Babylon Line of LIRR
From Penn: 1:55 Babylon Train arrives in Massapequa at 2:56
From Atlantic: 1:45 Hempstead Train; transfer to 2:20 Babylon Train in Jamaica

It’s November, Trail starts at 3p the pack will probably be away at 3:30, it gets dark at 4:30. Bring a headlamp!
What A C*N+
NAWW #345
Start: Dave's Tavern  42nd and 9th Avenue
Transit: Anything that goes to Port Authority or Times Square
Momentarily Vertical
Not a Larrakin
Brooklyn #1015
Start: The Brazen Head | 228 Atlantic Ave.
Brooklyn Borough Hall
Transit: 2,3 4,5 to Borough Hall A,C,G to Hoyt - Schermerhorn
Dunkel Schweiß
NYC #1876
Start: Loreley Beer Garden, 7 Rivington St, New York, NY 10002
Transit: 6 to Spring ST, F to 2nd Ave, B/D to Grand St, N/R to Prince St, J/Z to Bowery

On-In:

Drop Off Service, 13th St and Ave A

Love Canal & Cheeky Bastard

Drop Off Service, 13th St and Ave A

Raisin Moon
GGFM #369
Start: The Adirondack, 1241 Prospect Ave, Brooklyn
Transit: F/G to Ft Hamilton

Yup, Sixty-nine! Plus another digit no one cares about. Less Spooky. Still good.  Bring cranium lamps...it gets dark early!
Probably Prairie Dog'n, possibly Gag'em Style
National Bandana Day
Knickerbocker #154
Start:
Transit: 4/5/6 to 59th Street, N/W/R to 59th Street

Bring: A cranium lamp.   ***FREE BANDANA!***

On-In: Reif's Bar, 302 E 92nd Street

I-Feel Tower & 2nd CummingReif's Bar, 302 E 92nd Street
Brooklyn #1014
Start: Mission Dolores | 249 4th Ave BK
Transit: R to Union St 2,3,4 to Bergen St
Noah's Dinghy
Just Devin’s Virgin Lay!
NYC #1875
Start: Clockwork Bar, 21 Essex St, New York, NY 10002
Transit: F to East Broadway, D to Grand St, J/M/Z to Delancy
Just Devin and Ditchsucker
Metrosweatual's getting older trail
NAWW #344
Start: The Ainsworth 64 Third Avenue  
Transit: City Bike or 4,5,6,N,Q,R,W,L to Union Square

Drink check
Just Emily & Metrosweatual
Celebrate Cosmopolitits' Hashy Birthday
BK Marathon Fatboy Trail
Brooklyn #1013
Start: Genji Izakaya - Columbus Circle Genji Izakaya is located in the Whole Foods in the basement of the Time Warner Building.
Transit: A,C,B,D,1 59th St & Columbus Circle

Cum out to celebrate the over-achievers. Watch them gimp along a short chicken trail, or worse try the eagle. Silly over-achievers and their marathons.
Dunkel Schweiß + Dogface
Bring Cranium Lamps!
NYC Marathon Day Hash!
NYC #1874
Start: 96th and 5th
Transit: 6/Q to 96th St

Don't forget to adjust your alarms for Daylight Savings Time!

9:40 am (Wave 1) - Overachievers trail! Start: Staten Island

10:00 am - Trail for mortals and people who like sleep! Start: 96th and 5th. A-A with at least one opportunity to see the pros and front r*nners. ($5 hash cash)

11:00 am - Hang out at Mile 23.5 for brunchy snacks and beverages while we cheer on people who we know and don't know. (Please bring supplies and/or contributions PLUS your own vessel. Nominal hash cash.)

4:00(ish) pm - On-After at The Parlour, 86th and Broadway. We'll have food and drink provided and feelings of euphoria. Thanks, endorphins! ($20 hash cash)
Foreign My Twat and lots of awesome volunteers
GGFM / Knickerbocker Halloween!
GGFM #368
Start: One Star 147 W 24th Street
Transit: 1 or F/M to 23rd Street

Halloween. More spooky. (Note this is a THURSDAY!)

On-In: One Star One Star Thursday
October 31
7:00 pm
2019

GGFM / Knickerbocker Halloween!
Knickerbocker #153
Start: One Star 147 W 24th Street
Transit: 1 or F/M to 23rd Street

(Note this is a THURSDAY!)

On-In: One Star One Star Monday
October 28
7:00 pm
2019

M.A.F.H. + It is National Chocolate Day!!!
Brooklyn #1012
Start: The Chocolate Room | 51 5th Ave
Transit: 2, ​3, ​4, ​5​, B, ​D, ​N, ​Q​, and R to Atlantic Terminal
NYC #1873
Start: The Supply House, 1647 2nd Ave
Transit: M to 86th Street (@ 2nd Ave; M is replacing Q along Second Avenue Subway line this weekend), 4/5/6 to 86th Street (@ Lexington)
Sperm Whale
LIL Trail 92: The Horror Of Amityville
LIL #92
Start: Amity Ales, 192 Broadway, Amityville
Transit: 5:18pm LIRR pArTy TrAiN from Penn to Amityville, arriving at 6:32pm. (If you miss this one, the 5:55pm from Penn will get you there by the time trail starts.) Or, take the 5:12 or 5:42 from Atlantic Terminal.

Don your best Halloween Costume, r*n, and drink at this year's Amityville Horror Hash.
Cheeky Bastard
First NAWW of the season
NAWW #343
Start: Perdition 692 10th Ave, New York, NY 10019
Transit: A, C, E, 1, 2, N, Q, R, W

First NAWW of the season!  Expect an extra special drink check.
NAWW COMMITTEE (Featuring Idle Hand Jobs)
M.A.F.H.
Brooklyn #1011
Start: Randolph Beer DUMBO @ 82 Prospect St
Transit: F to York St, A/C to High St
Piece O'Slut & Spank the Plank
🍺🍺🍺
What A C!'s birthday trail that she tried to cancel!
NYC #1872
Start: Margarita Bar NYC Inside Whitehall Terminal (Staten Island Ferry Terminal) on the first floor*
Transit: R to Whitehall St, 4/5 to Bowling Green

*Note that the on-in is not in Staten Island. Hey guys! I signed up for this before Brooklyn posted their AGM was the day before! Then I tried to weasel out of it and get NYC to cancel it, but they said no! So now I get to do a trail for my birthday the day after an AGM and I'm convinced nobody is going to come. Prove me wrong! It would be wise to bring a vessel and warm clothes for an outdoor (covered) on-in experience. Also be emotionally prepared for rain...

On-In: Near FUNDSSAVVY 123 Wall St Suite 100

What A C*nt!Near FUNDSSAVVY 123 Wall St Suite 100
Brooklyn H3 AGM
Brooklyn #1010
Start: High Dive 243 5th Avenue
Transit: R to Union Street

Out with Old and In with New

May or may not have drink check(s)


On-In: Ginger's Bar at 363 5th Ave.

Committee
(Hare may or may not be Check Spreader)
Ginger's Bar at 363 5th Ave.
First Knick of the year!
Knickerbocker #152
Start: One Mile House, Delancey between Bowery and Chrystie

On-In: Offside Tavern, 14th St between 6th and 7th Aves

Just Gracie and The Knickerbocker Committee!Offside Tavern, 14th St between 6th and 7th Aves
Brooklyn #1009
Start: Midwood Flats, 577 Flatbush Ave
Transit: B/Q/S to Prospect Park   Bring flashlights if you got’em!

On-In:

 

Zeno's Pairadicks
 
NYC Hash Back to Sundays
NYC #1871
Start: Inwood Local Wine Bar & Beer Garden 4857 Broadway (Broadway @ 207th)
Transit: A or 1 to 207th Street ***Please check mta.info for weekend train schedules, the A is stopping at 181st so you'll have to hop on a shuttle bus (or walk or take the 1)***

Outdoorsy on-in, so dress accordingly!  Weather should be great, but it gets cool in the evenings now 🧤🧣🍁

On-In: Mr. McGoo's in the Bronx off the 1 train

Gag'em Style & 1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, Whore!
Basic White Girl H3 Unites for Fall!!!
Mr. McGoo's in the Bronx off the 1 train
Last NYC Wednesday Hash of 2019!
NYC #1870
Start: Radio Amsterdam 407 Amsterdam Ave, New York, NY 10024
Transit: 1 to 79th St.
Foreign My Twat
Brooklyn #1008
Start: Owl Farm, 9th St and 5th Ave
Transit: F/G to 4th Ave; R to 9th St

On-In: 40 Knots

Tequila Whore and Eager for Beaver40 Knots
Last NASS of the Season!
NASS #253
Start: Luz De America, 104-30 Roosevelt Ave, Corona
Transit: 7 to 103 St-Corona Plaza
Cheeky Bastard
Two Birthdays? Two Birthdays
NYC #1869
Start: Fools Gold NYC, 145 E Houston St, New York, NY 10002
Transit: F to 2nd Ave, B/D to Broadway-Lafayette, 6 to Bleecker, J/Z to Bowery

Your hares have decided to gift you with an adequate trail to commemorate their trip around the sun
Drunksophila & Drop a Pin, Slip It In
Brooklyn #1007
Start: Barcade, 388 Union Ave Brooklyn
Transit: G to Metropolitan Ave or the L to Lorimer St

🍺🍺🍺
Bro-bayashi, Gabe the Babe, and Check-Spreader
NASS #252
Start: Eastern Side of Thomas Boyland Park, Furman Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11207
Transit: Broadway Junction on A, C, J, Z. Please note that the L is not running.
Mile High Cherry Pie and Just Christine
Expect the Unexpected
NYC #1868
Start: George Keeley, 485 Amsterdam Ave
Transit: 1/B/C to 86th Street
Gag'em Style
🐇
🌘🍁🍂Slut's First of Fall 🍂🍁🌘
Brooklyn #1006
Start: Whole Foods, 214 3rd St, Brooklyn Meet on the roof to pre-lube with 16 craft drafts  
Transit: F to Carroll St with a lovely walk down 3rd st over the Gowanus R to Union St with a less lovely walk down 4th ave

"Equinoxes are opposite on either side of the equator, so the autumnal (fall) equinox in the Northern Hemisphere is the spring (vernal) equinox in the Southern Hemisphere and vice versa."
🍻Piece O'Slut 🍻
Every Monday Matters Headlamps are good Shiggy socks are a personal choice
LIL Trail 91: Laid From Long Island It’s Leftovers
LIL #91
Start: Valley Stream Prelube: Rail Road Inn, 151 S Franklin Ave, Valley Stream, NY 
https://goo.gl/maps/qx6Ff8NMtRvAzJjX9
Transit: Arrive Valley Stream: 3:19p 2:43p From Penn (no Jamaica Transfer) 2:42p From Atlantic Terminal Bk, Jamaica Transfer @ 3:03 for the Long Beach bound train, Arrive Valley Stream: 3:19p

On-In: Call the Kaptian: 516-375-3534 Follow Marks from E Hawthorne Ave and Horton Ave, Lynbrook, NY

Frank Llayd WrongCall the Kaptian: 516-375-3534 Follow Marks from E Hawthorne Ave and Horton Ave, Lynbrook, NY
NYC #1867
Start: Carlow East, 1254 Lexington Ave
Transit: 4/5/6 to 86th Street
Cheeky Bastard
Brooklyn #1005
Start: The Brazen Head, 228 Atlantic Ave
Transit: 2/3/4/5 to Borough Hall, F/G to Bergen St

Notes from the Hare: "It will be the best trail of your lives. There might be Multiple DC's (maybe more than in the RDR). There might be more fireworks than on 04/07. There might be nudity. There might be Shiggy! There might be an On-In! Heck! There might even be beer!"
Spank the Plank
RDR Hangover bR*Nch
Special #146
Start: The Irish Pub (yes, that's the name of the bar) 837 7th Avenue @ 54th St
$5 Brunch cocktails! Brunch menu until noon!
Transit: N/Q/R/W to 57th St, A/C to Columbus Circle, F/M to 57th St

Beermosas! Pack away at 12:30. You choose - r*n a few miles or stroll half a mile in your flip flops. A to A-Prime (meaning B is close by).  A quick circle to close the weekend, goodbyes, and plenty of beer.

NYC JMs & The 2019 RDR Committee

The 22nd An*l NYC Red Dress R*n
NYC #1866
Start: The Dubliner, 45 Stone St, New York, NY
Transit: 2/3 to Wall St, J to Broad St, 4/5 to Bowling Green, N/R/W to Whitehall

  • Chalk talk at 2:50 for an A to B trail
  • 4 drink checks!
  • Chicken, eagle and walker trails between each leg--choose-your-own-length-adventure!
  • Cool haberdashery giveaway!
  • Crash space available!
  • Discounts for offering crash space!
  • CHARITY auction!
  • Awesome party at a super-cool private on-in!
  • LOTS of leg hair!
  • Hash cash pays for the Main Event AND your hangover trail on 9/15NYC Red Dress Save the Date September 14 2019

REGISTER HERE!!!

 
The 2019 RDR Committee
Friday the 13th Pub Crawl - Red Dress Moon
GGFM #367
Start: Slaughtered Lamb Pub, 182 W 4th Street
Transit: A/C/E/B/D/F/M to West 4th St, 1 to Christopher St

Friday the 13th!  Come kick off your RDR shenanigans on this spooky creepy crawl-y themed(ish) tour de Village.  Each stop will be 30-45 minutes, trail will be marked, and the hotline will be set with each new crawl location! Note: Although there may be options for snacks at later crawl stops, the start bar is  a great place to grab some solid, hearty food so you have a base to soak up all the beverages for the whole night long - but maybe get to the start a bit earlier (6:30) if you plan to order food here.
The GGFM Committee
NYC #1865
Start: Drop Off Service, 211 Avenue A
Transit: L train to 1st Avenue
Pussyfoot
Summit Downtown Fiasco
Brooklyn #1004
Start: One Chase Manhattan Plaza (corner of William and Pine Sts.)
Transit: 2/3/4/5 to Wall St, J to Broad St, ⛴️NYC Ferry to Wall St
Secaucless and Massengil
NASS #251
Start: New Rochelle Metro North Station  
Transit: 2:36 Metro North, New Haven Line, train from Grand Central arrives New Rochelle at 3:11. If driving there is free parking on residential streets northwest of the station, or contact Ed for a lift to the station.

Please note this is a SATURDAY. On in at Lunch's house with plenty of good beer and traditional back yard / front porch spread of chillis (meat and veggie) and other dishes. $15 hash cash.

On-In: 125 Van Guilder Ave, New Rochelle.

Lunch125 Van Guilder Ave, New Rochelle.
Not going to Brooklyn!
NYC #1864
Start: Nancy Whiskey Pub, 1 Lispenard St, New York, NY 10013
Transit: Citibike 🚴 or 1, 2, A, C, E, N, Q, R, W to Canal St

There will be one drink check and lot's of good cheap beer at the On-In.

On-In: The Ainsworth 11th Street and 3rd Avenue

Nerves of Squeal + Cum on Moses + MetrosweatualThe Ainsworth 11th Street and 3rd Avenue
Brooklyn #1003
Start: McMahon’s Public House, 39 5th Ave
Transit: D/N/Q/R/2/3/4 to Atlantic Av-Barclays Center

Note the 3pm start.
Mystery Hare
Welcome, Freshmen!
**EARLY START**
Pack away at 2:14 PM EST

Columbia #125
Start: Arts and Crafts Beer Parlor 1135 Amsterdam Ave  
Transit: 1 to 116th St Columbia University

¡¡¡WEAR YOUR SHIGGY SOCKS!!!!

  Pack your bags!!! It is time to go back to school, and the Columbia University New Traditional Hash House Harriers are laying the trail-of-the-day. A swimsuit, towel, and opaque (non-glass) drinking vessel (preferably with a lid or cover)  are HIGHLY ENCOURAGED!!! A lock or a friend with a lock recommended.   You’ll need to have a swimsuit to enter the pool area. We may choose to check men’s shorts for a lining if we can’t tell if they are wearing a bathing suit. Feel the need to cover up from the sun? Throw on a plain white shirt or white hat and you’re set. We don’t allow shirts with colors on them on the deck.
Piece O'Slut

           &

What a C*nt!
NYC Trail 1863
NYC #1863
Start: McSwiggan’s   393 2nd Avenue, New York, NY 10010
Transit: 6 train to 23rd Street

There will be a drink check!
Sheet Storm
Brooklyn #1002
Start: Duff's Alcohol Abuse Center 168 Marcy Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211  
Transit: J M Z to Marcy Ave
Gravy Train
Party Like It's 1999
LIL #90
Start: Wantagh, NY
Prelube: Ridgewood Station Tavern, 3231 Sunrise, Hwy, Wantagh, NY
Transit: All Transit Via LIRR Arrive Wantagh 3:21pm
From Penn: 2:25p (no transfer) towards Babylon, arrive Wantagh 3:21pm
From Atl. Term. (Brooklyn): 2:12p Transfer @ Jamaica for the 2:50p towards Babylon, arrive Wantagh 3:21pm

A 90's Theme Hash! Party Like It's 1999 Best 90's Costume/Themed wear will win a Quail-Man bobble head.  Prepare for water crossing &/or a wet on-in; bring swimsuits or cleanup your birthday suit.
Patron Taint Of The Willing Tongue
Catholic School Girl Hash
NYC #1862
Start: One Star 147 West 24th Street btw 6th & 7th Ave
Transit: R/W to 23rd Street or 1 to 23rd Street

This will be A to A! Dress as your favorite Catholic School Girl, Nun, Priest, Altar Boy... Running Nuns!
Harriettes
The Start of the Next 1000
Brooklyn #1001
Start: Alligator Lounge, 600 Metropolitan Ave
Transit: L to Lorimer St, G to Metropolitan Ave
The Committee
BH3 1000th Recovery
Special #145
Start: O’Keefe’s, 62 Court St
Transit: 2/3/4/5/R to Borough Hall
The 1000 Committee
1000
Brooklyn #1000
Start: Circa Brewing Co., 141 Lawrence St.
Transit: A/C/F/R to Jay St-Metrotech

There will be a chicken-eagle. And lots of good beer...
The 1000 Committee
BH3 1000th Pub Crawl
Special #144
Start: Torst, 615 Manhattan Ave
Transit: G to Nassau Ave

Standard pub crawl rules apply - you are on your own, and hotline/Facebook will be set for each stop. Not a r*n.
The 1000 Committee
NYC #1861
Start: Peculier Pub, 145 Bleecker St, Manhattan
Transit: A/C/E/B/D/F/M to West 4th, 6 to Bleeker, 1 to Houston

Drink check and an outdoor On-In? 😲
Momentarily Vertical & Drop a Pin Slip It In
Brooklyn Summer Series #5
Brooklyn #999
Start: The Corners .
Transit: A/C Nostrand Avenue

Brooklyn Summer Series Finale before BH3 1000th
Check Spreader
Grog Moon
GGFM #366
Start: Walter’s Bar, 389 8th Ave between 29th and 30th Sts
Transit: 1 to 28th St, A/C to 34th St, 2/3 to 34th St

Just Marc's Virgin Lay!
Just Marc & Drug Bust Sign up to hare another trail here!
NYC #1860
Start: The Three Monkeys  236 W 54th St, New York, NY 10019  
Transit: B, D, E, R, N, Q, W to 57th Street
Wankey Wonkey and Drunksophila Masturbator
Brooklyn Summer Series #4
Brooklyn #998
Start: Divine Bar, 896 Broadway
Transit: J/M to Myrtle Av
Cheeky Bastard and Deja Pu
Gabe the Babe's Birthday Hash
NASS #250
Start:
Transit: R to 9th Street  or F/G to 4th Avenue - 9th Street

Join Gabe and make his natal day memorable. There will be non-pizza food. Walkers are welcome. A short trail for walkers after pack takes off
Check Spreader
Just Gracie’s Virgin Lay!
NYC #1859
Start: Welcome To The Johnsons, 123 Rivington Street
Transit: F, J, M to Delancey St-Essex St
Just Gracie, co-hare: Mile High Cherry Pie
Brooklyn Summer Series #3
Brooklyn #997
Start: Die Stammkneipe/ Der Schwarze Koelner 710 Fulton St, BK
Transit: G to Fulton St / 2,3,4,5,N,Q,R,B,D to Atlantic Ave / A,C to Lafayette Ave

Formal attire requested
Gynoplasty
First NASS in Bayonne
NASS #249
Start: Start and pre-lube - Lot 13 Long, corner of Ave E and East 18th Street, Bayonne, NJ
Transit: Take the Hudson-Bergen Light Rail from Hoboken Terminal to 22nd Street (PATH from Manhattan will take you to Hoboken). Exit from the front of the train. Trains depart at 05, 25 and 45 past the hour. The journey is 27 minutes. Fare is $2.25 each way, less if you are 62 or older.

Trail will be A to B but walkers should have no fear.
Smashmouth
NYC #1858
Start: Shades of Green, 125 East 15th Street
Transit: N/Q/R/W/L/4/5/6 to 14th St-Union Sq
Cheeky Bastard
Brooklyn Summer Series #2
Brooklyn #996
Start: Farrell's - 215 Prospect Park West
Transit: F G to 15th Street Prospect Park
Dunkel Schweiß
Five-Borough Pub Crawl #6.9
Special #143
Start:

BROOKLYN: Five Boroughs Brewing Co. 215 47th St, Brooklyn, NY 11220
Transit: Take the N or R to 45th St Station

Cum one, cum all to the greatest feat of beer athletics known to the City of New York, the 6.9th ever Five Borough Pub Crawl! Once again your Mattress of Ceremonies will be What A C*nt!, whether you like it or not. The beer will be f*king great, the bars will be f*king great, and there will be boats, Boats, BOATS! Stay for all 5 boroughs and win a patch! Patches will actually be on hand this year!! Read this F.A.Q. for more info.

What A C*nt! (intrepidsquirrel at gmail.com, 646-202-3954)
Daiquiri Moon
GGFM #365
Start: Mister Wright Fine Wines & Spirits 1592 3rd Avenue, New York (3rd Avenue b/w 89th & 90th Streets)
Transit: Q, or 4/5/6 to 86th Street

Also note that the following day, July 20, will be the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 Moon Landing! Binoculars will be on hand for enhanced observation of this magnificent celestial orb.
Splat
🎂 Leaky Bladder's Birthday Trail 🎂
NYC #1857
Start: Alewife, 5-14 51st Ave, Long Island City, NY 11101 PLEASE NOTE UPDATED START LOCATION
Transit: 7 to Vernon Blvd-Jackson Av / G to 21 Street-Van Alst

$15 hash cash, live trail, backyard on-in. Vegan-friendly cake and other non-pizza food!
Leaky Bladder
Brooklyn Summer Series #1
Brooklyn #995
Start: Pour it Your Own Damn Self @ Whole Foods 365   292 Ashland Place, or enter on Flatbush Ave.
Transit: 2 3 4 5 B D N R Q to Atlantic Ave G to Fulton C to Lafayette

Let's get this party started! Just like the name, you can pour your own beer at Whole Foods.
Tequila Whore
LIL Trail 89: Naughty List Most Wanted
LIL #89
Start: It's a Christmas in July hash Ya'll! Prelube: Harbor Crab Co. 116 Division St, Patchogue, NY 11772  
Transit: All Transit Via LIRR Arrive Patchogue at 3:54p 2:12p from Penn, Arrive Patchogue, at 3:54p (No Transfer) 2:12p from Atlantic. Transfer at Jamaica for 2:41 towards Speonk. Arrive Patchogue, at 3:54p Prelube is a .25 Mile west of train station.
Sir Gay
NYC #1856
Start: Bleecker Street Bar, 56-58 Bleecker St, New York, NY
Transit: B D F M to Broadway-Lafayette, 6 to Bleecker, N R to Prince St
Zeno's Pairadicks
Brooklyn #994
Start: 77th and 4th Ave
Transit: R to 77th St
Smashmouth
NASS #248
Start: O'Hanlon's Bar, 11812 Queens Blvd, Kew Gardens.
Transit: Kew Gardens-Union Turnpike on the E and F. Back of the train from Manhattan. South side of Queens Boulevard.
O'Hanlon's is next to the subway exit.

On-In: O'Hanlon's, 11812 Queens Blvd, Forest Hills

Doner KebabO'Hanlon's, 11812 Queens Blvd, Forest Hills
🎆 Independence Day Eve Hash! 🎆
NYC #1855
Start: Uptown Bourbon 3631 Broadway, between 149th and 150th
Transit: 1 to 145th and Broadway, A,C,B,D to 145th and St. Nicholas Ave
Fluffy
Brooklyn #993
Start: Sharlene's - 353 Flatbush Avenue
Transit: B Q to 7th Avenue, 2 3 to Grand Army Plaza

Achtung! This trail will feature an aphrodisiacal drink check! German non-pizza food at the On-In! Home-baked sensual treats for dessert! If you have loins, now is the time to [un]gird them!
Dunkel Schweiß
CUntHHH Classic!
Columbia #124
Start: Harlem Public, 3612 Broadway at 149th St, Manhattan
Transit: 1 at 145th or A/B/C/D at 145th

Don't Forget Your Shiggy Socks! CUntHHH Classic will feature a Harlem start! A NEW on-in!! A virgin lay! Stupid shiggy that will make you confused about where you are! BEER! Stuff that is only marginally legal at best! And SO! MUCH! MORE! Like the important stuff--BEER! A beer check will be on offer from generous harriette Foreign My Twat, and there is likely (LIKELY!) another beer check as well. This trail will be rain or shine - your hares won't give up, and neither should you! And trust us, if it rains we'll get you through quick, and the day will be beautiful and sunny again after! Suggested: Shiggy socks, sunscreen, a dry bag with a change of clothes
Just Canadian Matt and What A C*nt!
It's just Matt's virgin lay, y'all!!
🏳️‍🌈 Pride Hash! 🏳️‍🌈
NYC #1854
Start: The Hangar
115 Christopher Street
Transit: 1 or 2  to Christopher Street

Celebrate World Pride and the 50th Anniversary of the Stonewall Uprising by running through the city with your fellow half minds. Pack will leave on time and trail will feature drink checks.

On-In: The Ritz Bar and Lounge 369 West 46th Street

Momentarily Vertical, Solar EclitsThe Ritz Bar and Lounge 369 West 46th Street
Brooklyn #992
Start: Lucky 13 Saloon, 644 Sackett Street
Transit: 2 3 4 5 N Q R B D to Atlantic Terminal, or R to Union Street
Gabe the Babe
LIL Trail 88: Trail of 1000 Mermaids
LIL #88
Start: Update! Parade watching is on NE corner of 10th/Surf. Trail start:
1001 Riegelmann Boardwalk, Brooklyn, NY 11224
Coney Island, Brooklyn, NY, USA
Meeting place/chalk talk will be on the boardwalk, look for the On-On Flag &/or yell R U to find the pack.
 
Trail will occur AFTER the Mermaid Parade.
The event start time is when the parade occurs.
Pack will likely be away at 3pm.
Stay Tuned for updates and details.

Transit: The D, F, N, & Q Subway lines will take you to Coney Island. All run from Atlantic Terminal/Barclays Center. If you choose to drive please take note that free parking is very, very, scarce.
Kaptian Hooker &  What a €*nt.
Don't forget to bring a towel. 
NYC #1853
Start: Formerly Crows 
Transit: A, ,B, C, D, E, F, M to West 4th Street Station

On-In: Monday
June 17
7:00 pm
2019

Brooklyn #991
Start: 4th Avenue Pub 76 4th Ave
Transit: 2 3 4 5 B D N R Q to Atlantic Ave
Whoremaster & IMS
Bourbon Moon
GGFM #364
Start: McSwiggan's, 393 2nd Ave, New York, NY 10010
Transit: 6 Train to 23rd/ N Q R W to 23rd/M23 SBS/M15 SBS/Ride your bicycle

Bolly's Last Time Haring in NYC
Bourbon themed drink check made by Bolly
Bollywoodless
5K "True" Trail
NYC #1852
Start: Legends 6 WEST 33RD STREET https://www.legends33.com/  
Transit: Citibike, walk or take the B,D,S,M, or F, or 6

New On-In Non pizza food - beer choices will include Goose Island IPA, Stella, Shock Top, and Bud Light. There will be a wine option for Dogface and other non-beer drinkers.

On-In: The Ainsworth, 11th St and 3rd Ave

MetrosweatualThe Ainsworth, 11th St and 3rd Ave
990
Brooklyn #990
Start: Hamilton’s, 2826 Ft. Hamilton Parkway
Transit: F/G to Fort Hamilton Parkway (exit front of Coney Is/Church Ave bound trains)
Cheeky Bastard
NASS #247
Start: Pelham Bay Park subway station at the end of the 6.
Transit: Pelham Bay Park at the end of the 6. Front of the train. Go down the stairs. Don't go across the walkway - that's the trail.

Please note this is a Saturday. On in will be an outdoors picnic. Bring a towel if you want to go for a swim. $15 hash cash.

On-In: Picnic Area South, Orchard Beach in Pelham Bay Park, Bronx.

Lunch and DogfacePicnic Area South, Orchard Beach in Pelham Bay Park, Bronx.
Hudson Dusters Hash
NYC #1851
Start: Dublin House at 79th St and Broadway
Transit: B/C to 81st St, 1 to 79th St

Celebrate Global Running Day with the Hudson Dusters!

On-In: Dive 75, 75th St and Columbus

HHH Hudson DustersDive 75, 75th St and Columbus
Brooklyn #989
Start: St. Gambrinus Beer Shoppe 533 Atlantic Ave Brooklyn, NY 11217  
Transit: Atlantic Terminal 2/3/4/5/B/D/N/Q/R

Special food options - falafel dinner served at on-in!!
Gabe the Babe and Moss Bros
NYC #1850
Start: Offside Tavern, 14th St between 6th and 7th Ave
Transit: 1/2/3, F, A/C/E to 14th St, L to 6th Ave

Live Trail!

On-In: Triona's, Sullivan and W 3rd St

Mandatory Fun & Dunkel SchweißTriona's, Sullivan and W 3rd St
Memorial Day BYOB Picnic Hash
Brooklyn #988
Start: Bartell-Pritchard Square Entrance to Prospect Park
Transit: F/G to 15th Street

No Hash Cash!  The only BYOB Hash event of the year.  Bring your booze, blankets and chairs, food, snacks to share, park games, dogs, anything you like!  A-to-A trail from our location in the park.
Brooklyn Joint-Masters
LIL Trail 87: Hare with Many Names
LIL #87
Start: Half Moon Bar & Grill. 22 E Park Ave, Long Beach, NY 11561
Transit: Arrive Long Beach at 2:39p 1:43p from Penn, Arrive Long Beach at 2:39p (No Transfer) 1:42 from Atlantic.Transfer at Jamaica. Arrive Long Beach 2:39p.

On-In: Food trucks and tables next to the boardwalk on Riverside Blvd in Long Beach

DogfaceFood trucks and tables next to the boardwalk on Riverside Blvd in Long Beach
Fleet Week Hash! *Note: This is a Thursday
NYC #1849
Start: Dave's Tavern - 574 9th Ave between 41st & 42nd St Hash cash must be paid prior to trail starting
Transit: 1/2/3/7/A/C/E/N/Q/R/W to Times Square 42nd Street

Trail will be A to A.  There will be multiple Drink Checks, hash cash ($20) must be paid prior to trail. Shirts and IDs are required on trail (I don't care how old you are!)
The Harriettes
Brooklyn #987
Start: Floyd, 131 Atlantic Ave between Clinton and Henry
Transit: 2/3/4/5/R to Borough Hall, F/G to Bergen St

On-In: 40 Knots, Columbia and Sackett St

Eager for Beaver40 Knots, Columbia and Sackett St
Brooklyn Half Pub Crawl
Special #142
Start: Bonus Room, 991 Wyckoff Avenue
Transit: L to Halsey St, M to Myrtle/Wyckoff

Standard pub crawl rules apply. You are on your own for food and drink. Hotline will be set with each stop.
Smashmouth
NYC #1848
Start: American Trash, 1471 1st Avenue (between 76th and 77th Street)
Transit: 6 to 77th Street, Q to 72nd Street
Turd Bird
Brooklyn #986
Start: High Dive: 243 5th Ave at Carroll St
Transit: R to Union, 2 3 to Bergen

Bring a flashlight or head lamp.

On-In: High Dive

Six Inches, LadiesHigh Dive
First NASS of the Year. Please note this is a Saturday.
NASS #246
Start: Broadway Station on the LIRR. This is in Queens. Pre-lube on the train or at Penn Station.
Transit: Take the 2:48 from Penn Station or the 2:59 from Woodside. Port Washington branch. Both arrive at 3:12. Get a City Ticket. It's $4.50 one way, which is cheaper than a regular ticket. You can also get a round trip as Broadway is the nearest station to Bob's house.

On in will be a barbecue at Crazy Bob's house. There will be chicken and eagle trails.
Crazy Bob and Dogface
Crustacean Moon
GGFM #363
Start: Subway Inn: 60th Street & 2nd Avenue
Transit: 4/5/6 to 59th Street, N/W/R to 59th Street

Live trail! Still looking for Bag Hags! 🙂
Dunkel Schweiβ
NYC #1847
Start: 5 Mile Stone, 85th and 2nd Ave
Transit: Q to 86th Street and 2nd Ave, 4/5/6 to 86th Street and Lex
Nerves of Squeal
Brooklyn
Brooklyn #985
Start: Cherry Tree 65 4th Avenue
Transit: D/N/R/B/Q/2/3/4/5 to Atlantic Terminal
Larrakin
May Day! NYC Back to Wednesday!
NYC #1846
Start: Valhalla, 815 9th Ave (at 54th), New York, NY
Transit: C/E to 50th St, A/C/B/D/1 to Columbus Circle, R/W/N/Q to 57th

May Day!

On-In: Dave's Tavern, 574 9th Ave, New York, NY 1003

The New CommitteeDave's Tavern, 574 9th Ave, New York, NY 1003
Brooklyn #984
Start: Randolph Beer, 104 S 4th St
Transit: L to Bedford Ave, J/Z to Marcy Ave
Gabe the Babe  
NYC Annual General Meeting
NYC #1845
Start: Local 138, 138 Ludlow St
Transit: F to Delancey St, J/M to Essex St

Note, this is a Saturday, and it is the AGM! Say goodbye to the old committee (and this location of Local 138). A to A trail, awards, hab in the works, copious beer and non-pizza food!

On-In: Local 138

The CommitteeLocal 138
The 7th An*l Great New York City Underwear R*n
Knickerbocker #151
Start: Johnny Utah's, 51st St between 5th and 6th Aves
Transit: B/D/F to Rockefeller Center, 1/2 to 50th St, N/Q/R/W to 49th St

Yes, we run through the City in our underpants!

On-In: One and One (downstairs), 1st St and 1st Ave

The Knickerbocker CommitteeOne and One (downstairs), 1st St and 1st Ave
Brooklyn #983
Start: Fourth Avenue Pub (76 4th Ave)
Transit: D/N/R/B/Q/2/3/4/5/LIRR to Atlantic Av-Barclays Center
The 4/22 Committee
🐰 Easter Hash 🐥
NYC #1844
Start: Broadway Dive on 101st Street and Broadway
Transit: 1 to 103rd Street or 2 / 3 to 96th Street

Jesus can't go hashing, but you can!

Help needed with egg hunt!
Pussyfoot
Amaretto Moon
GGFM #362
Start: Clinton Hall, 90 Washington St, FiDi
Transit: 4/5 to Wall St, 1 to Rector St
Fingerbang
Drink checker needed!!
NAWW #342 Last NAWW of the Season!
NAWW #342
Start: Perdition. 692 10th Ave, between 48th and 48th
Transit: C, E to 50th, 1 to 50th, or all the trains to Columbus Circle and Times Square

 

It's the last NAWW of the season so we're cashing in the Kitty which means:

$10 HASH CASH! NON-PIZZA FOOD! GOOD BEER! 

Highlights include: A-to-A trail; vegan, vegetarian, and gluten-free food options; and dog-friendly location!


On-In: Perdition (A to A trail)

The CommitteePerdition (A to A trail)
Tax Day Hash!
Brooklyn #982
Start: Canal Bar (270 Third Avenue)
Transit: Union Street R

Bring your 1040s 1099s Schedule A, B, C, D
Check Spreader
NYC #1843
Start: WXOU Bar, 558 Hudson St, New York, NY 10014
Transit: 1 to Christopher St, PATH to Christopher St, A/C/E/L/2/3 to 14th St
Sinuous & Epi-penetrated
LIL Trail 86
LIL #86
Start: Rockville Center
Prelube: North Village Tavern 40 N Village Ave, Rockville Centre, NY 11570
Transit: Arrive Rockville Center (RVC) 3:02pm
From Penn: 2:21p Babylon Train to Rockville Center
From Atlantic Terminal: 2:23p Far Rockaway Train; Transfer @ Jamaica 2:46p Babylon Train to Rockville Center

Last minute update: Bring a dry bag ("it rained") and DO NOT buy a round trip ticket!
Ditch Sucker &
Drop a Pin Slip It In
Knickerbocker #149
Start: Previti Pizza, 123 E 41st St (yes, a real address, and there is beer there)
Transit: 4/5/6/7/S/Metro-North to 42nd St/Grand Central

National Sibling Day, so bring your brother! Especially if he's single and hot!
Cheeky Bastard
Live trail - bag hag needed!
Brooklyn #981
Start: Alligator Lounge. 600 Metropolitan Ave
Transit: G to Metropolitan, L to Lorimer

London Rules: pay your own way. Food for purchase at on in.

On-In: Anchored Inn, 57 Waterbury Street

Six Inches, LadiesAnchored Inn, 57 Waterbury Street
NYC #1842
Start: Formerly Crow’s, 85 Washington Place
Transit: A/C/E/D/F to West 4th St-Washington Sq, 1 to Christopher St, JSQ-33 (via HOB) to 9th St
Jersey Steamer & Turkish D
NAWW #341
NAWW #341
Start: 203 West 19th Street
Transit: 1 train to 18th Street
Momentarily Vertical
Brooklyn #980
Start: Corner of 4th Ave and 1st St
Transit: R to Union St, F/G to 4th Ave-9th St if you fancy a walk
IMS
🌲 Parks & Rec 🌳
NYC #1841
Start: Radio Amsterdam, 407 Amsterdam Ave @ 80th St
Transit: 1/2 to 79th St, 2 to 72nd St, C to 81st St


Drunksophila Masturbator
Looking for help bag hagging
CUntHHH LIVES!
Columbia #123
Start: Buddha Beer Bar 4476 Broadway (btw 190/191)
Transit: 1 to 191st or A to 190

You may want shiggy socks! Potential exposure to poison ivy.  The weather will be sunny and warm but there may still be a chill in the air - be prepared for an outdoor circle!
What a Cunt!
Bag help and BEER CHECKER wanted! If you're injured, this is a public service you can provide!
Knickerbocker #148
Start: 3 Sheets Saloon, 134 W 3rd by 6th Ave
Transit: A/C/E, B/D/F/M to West 4th St.

On-In: Triona's, Sullivan and W 3rd St

Momentarily VerticalTriona's, Sullivan and W 3rd St
Brooklyn #979
Start: Livingston Manor, 42 Hoyt St
Transit: 2/3 to Hoyt St, A/C/G to Hoyt-Schermerhorn
The Bendover
🎂 Nerves of Squeal Birthday Trial 🥳
NYC #1840
Start: City Swiggers, 320 East 86th St, New York, NY 10028
Transit: Q/4/5/6 to 86th St or M86-sbs
Nerves of Squeal
Mad Cow Marchness
LIL #85
Start: Bellmore Prelube: (now) KJ Farrells Bar and Grill, 242 Pettit Ave
Transit: Arrive in Bellmore at 2:48p. From Penn. 1:55P arrive Bellmore 2:48p. From Atlantic Terminal: 1:45p- Transfer Jamaica 2:20p-  arrive Bellmore 2:48p  
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Invasion of the Nerds
NAWW #340
Start: Barcade (East Village), 6 St Marks Pl, New York, NY
Transit: 6 to Astor Place, R/W to 8th St, L to 3rd Ave

Image result for nerd simpsons gif
Drunksophila masturbator & Placentahontas
Brooklyn #978
Start: Clark St subway stop on the 2/3 train (outside next to the Citibikes, specifically)
Transit: 2/3 to Clark St, A/C to High St

I promise to charm you with a new, nice, intimate and interesting On In. It will, however, be London Rules (but not for lack of trying - I've exercised LR all of two times in my many years of haring so I've earned it)
Whoremaster
🍀🇮🇪 St Patrick's Day 🇮🇪🍀
NYC #1839
Start: Drop Off Service, 211 Avenue A (Just above 13th Street)
Transit: N/Q/R/4/5/6 to Union Square or (update: the L is not running. Please take M14A or M14D buses instead)

Guinness and Irish Soda Bread to be offered, in addition to other good beers and pizza!

On-In: Drop Off Service

LunchDrop Off Service
Peanut Moon
GGFM #361
Start: The Library 7 Avenue A, New York, NY 10009
Transit: F to 2nd Avenue
Tequila Whore
Ides of March Toga Hash
Knickerbocker #147
Start: Down the Hatch, 179 W 4th St
Transit: A/C/E, B/D/F/M to W 4th St

Wear a toga!  Or a sheet that can approximate one!
Sheetstorm
Bag hag needed! Drink checker wanted! Contact Sheetstorm or Mandatory Fun
Brooklyn #977
Start: Pacific Standard, 82 4th Ave
Transit: D/N/R/B/Q/2/3/4/5/LIRR to Atlantic Terminal
Larrikin Rules Apply
NYC #1838
Start: Dave’s Tavern, 574 9th Ave
Transit: A/C/E to 42nd St-Port Authority
Cheeky Bastard and Just Shannon
NAWW #339 HASH WEDNESDAY
NAWW #339
Start: Perdition, 692 10th Ave between 48th & 49th
Transit: C/E to 50th, 1/B/D to Columbus Circle, N/R/W to 49th, A/Q/7 to 42nd

Cum atone for your sins! Dog friendly on-in!
Idle Handjobs
Brooklyn #976
Start: The Montrose, 47 5th Ave
Transit: B/D/N/Q/R/2/3/4/5 to Atlantic Ave/Barclays Ctr, LIRR to Atlantic Terminal
Gag’Em Style and Cheeky Bastard
📿🎉 Mardi Gras 🎉 📿
NYC #1837
Start: Irish-American Bar, 17 John Street
Transit: 2/3/4/5/A/C/J/Z to Fulton Street, R/W to Cortlandt Street

We’re bringing a little bit of NOLA to NYC for the Marid Gras hash. There’ll be everything you need to celebrate like a local—beads, King Cake, Zapps, and booze (aka a drink check). So get ready to say “Who Dat?” instead of “R U?”

Laissez les bon temps rouler!
US Marine Whore & Noah's Dinghy
Polar Bear Day/Kahlua Day/No-Brainer Day
Knickerbocker #146
Start: NYRR Runcenter, 320 West 57th Street, Ground Floor
Transit: A/C/B/D/1 to 59th St-Columbus Circle or N/Q/R/W to 57th St

These are all real holidays! It's a no-brainer, you should reach into your inner polar bear and brave the winter to come to the hash and have some Kahlua!
What a C*nt! (for real)
Brooklyn #975
Start: OK, Let's start at The Owl Farm, 297 9th St, Brooklyn, NY 11215
Transit: F/G to 9th street / 4th Ave, or D/N/R/W also to 9th street,
the station yours truly stopped one before a week ago.
Turd Dimension
NYC #1836
Start: Berg’n, 899 Bergen St, Brooklyn
Transit: A/C to Franklin Ave or S to Park Pl

Prelube: 1:20 @ Bad Seed, 585 Franklin Ave (2 blocks from the Start, free beer for those who pre-Rego’d)

Pub Crawl Run.  Live Runner + Walker trail with craft beer checks!!!
 
Notes: Live Runner + Walker trail with craft beer checks!!! Approx 4 x 1 mile trails (shorter for walkers) with craft beer checks at each stop. If you pre-Rego’d with PD’n then your beer checks are included in your hash-cash price, else pay as you go.

PLEASE NOTE THE EARLIER START
Questions? Contact Prairie or a member of the Committee.

Prairie Dog'n
Margarita Moon
GGFM #360
Start: Arriba Arriba Midtown 762 9th Avenue, Manhattan Margaritas!
Transit: B/D/E to 7th Avenue, 1/2 to 50th Street, N/Q/R/W to 49th Street and walk over a few blocks

On-In: The Parlour!

Tequila Whore & Gag'em StyleThe Parlour!
NAWW #338
NAWW #338
Start: The Scratcher 209 E. 5th Street
Transit: 6 to Astor Place or Bleecker

On-In: Trionas 237 Sullivan Street. 3rd and Sullivan

Rapunzel
London rules tonight! bag hag appreciated!
Trionas 237 Sullivan Street. 3rd and Sullivan
Brooklyn #974
Start: The Owl Farm, 297 9th St
Transit: F/G to 4th Ave-9th St, R to 9th St
Cheeky Bastard
NYC #1835
Start: Flannery's Bar, 205 W. 14th St at 7th Ave
Transit: 1/2/3 to 14th/7th A/C/E or F/M to 14th St, L to 6th Ave
Gag'em Style and Fingerbang
South Weasternton Northport
LIL #84
Start: Northport Prelube: The Laurel Bar 8 Laurel Road, East Northport, NY 11731
Transit: PArTy TrAin to Northport, arriving at 1:17p From Penn: 11:52a From Penn, transfer at Huntington (1:07p) arrive 1:17p Northport From Atlantic Terminal Brooklyn: 11:45a from Atl. Term. Transfer at Jamaica (12:15p), and Huntington (1:07p) arrive 1:17p Northport. Meet at Front of the train! For PArTy TrAin!!

Trail will be A➡B with bag / beer truck provided. Bring cash for a bar stop and a change of clothes. We will be getting muddy.  On-in is allowing us to play with fire, take that as you will.
Sir Gay  & Kim Dong Dildo
I Heart NYC Hashing Day
Knickerbocker #150
Start: Draught 55, 245 E 55th St, west of 2nd Ave
Transit: 4, 5, 6, N, R, W to 59th/Lex, E, M to 53rd/3rd, F, Q  to Lex/63rd

No, this is NOT a real holiday. It's an opportunity for you to come out and show the hash some love! Wear pink and read and hearts and all your love beads. Sparkles encouraged! Come have a nice love-ful r*n and then snuggle with your buddies in a cozy place with yummy heart-shaped beer and a box of tasty chocolates bar food!
Song of the week: Finger in Your Ear
Geordi La Foreskin & Cums Faster Than Men
Trail is A->A. Bring a cranium-lamp and a MetroCard!
Just Shannon & Moss Bros Birthday Trail
Brooklyn #973
Start: Duff's Alcohol Abuse Center
Transit: J M Z to Marcy Ave

Irish Whiskey meets German Beer! The really first double BD-Run @ BKH3! Come and find out what happens when these nice two cultures come together on a run!  Added bonus is Just Shannon's virgin lay.  
Moss Bros & Just Shannon
NYC #1834
Start: Columbus Circle entrance to Central Park
Transit: A/B/C/D/1 to 59th St./Columbus Circle
Turkish D & Fast American Dave
NAWW #337
NAWW #337
Start: Shades of Green, 125 E 15th St, New York, NY 10003
Transit: 4/5/6/L/N/R/Q/W to Union Square

There will be Shiggy, rain and another S. word on trail. Bring shiggy socks, headlamps and other protection - and maybe machetes. See Spank the Plank department of silly promises for details
Spank the Plank
🖤 Dark Hearts Deux 🖤
Brooklyn #972
Start: Applebees @ Atlantic Terminal Mall, 139 Flatbush Ave Level 2, Brooklyn, NY 11217
Transit: 2/3/4/5/B/D/N/Q/R to Atlantic

Valentine blues got you down? Come celebrate one of the saddest days of the year with  a shitty shitty trail, where we search for the meanings of love and life
Gynoplasty/ What-a-C*nt
🏈 Super Bowl LIII 🏈
NYC #1833
Start: One Star, 147 West 24th Street (between 6th & 7th Ave)
Transit: 1 to 23rd St or C/E to 23rd St

A to A trail then sticking around for the game. Bring extra funds for Super Bowl Squares.

Note the later than usual start.
Nerves of Squeal
National Croissant Day
Knickerbocker #145
Start: McKenna’s Pub
Transit: L Train Baby!  West most station. Also, A, C, E, F, M, 1, 2, 3

There will be croissants at the on-in.  This is a real holiday!
Just Elizabeth (Virgin Lay), Check Mother F*@&$# and Metrosweatual
They Upended Their Lives to Avoid the L Train Shutdown. Then There Was No Shutdown.
Brooklyn #971
Start: Rocka Rolla 486 Metropolitan Ave
Transit: L/G to Lorimer/Metropolitan
Just Ben
NYC #1832
Start: Killarney Rose, 127 Pearl St, New York, NY
Transit: Wall St stops on 2/3 or 4/5

Good beer variety & nonpizza food at on-in
Sheet Storm
LIL #83
Start: Dang BBQ, 174 Islip Ave., Islip
Transit: Revised from BK!: 11:21 Atl. Term to Jamaica, 12:20 Jamaica to Babylon, 1:18 Babylon to Islip OR 11:55 Penn to Babylon, 1:18 Babylon to Islip. Either way, arrive at Islip at 1:29
Cheeky Bastard
NAWW #336
NAWW #336
Start: One Star 147 West 24th Street
Transit: 1, C, E to 23rd St stations
Rapunzel and Tokin
22nd Annual Polar Bear Hash
Brooklyn #970
Start: The Red Doors, 1205 Surf Ave.
Transit: D/F/N/Q to Coney Island - Stillwell Ave.
BH3 Committee
22nd Annual Polar Bear Hash
NYC #1831
Start: The Red Doors, 1205 Surf Ave.
Transit: D/F/N/Q to Coney Island - Stillwell Ave.
BH3 Committee
No Sleep till ...
Knickerbocker #144
Start: Whiskey Tavern, 79 Baxter St A, New York, NY 10013
Transit: N,Q,R,W,4,6,J,Z Canal 1,2 Franklin B,D Grand F East Broadway

There will be a drink check!
Cum on Moses and Metrosweatual
969!! 969!!!
Brooklyn #969
Start: 69 4th Ave @ Bergen St. Prelube at The Armory next door 
Transit: 2/3/4/5/R to Atlantic Avenue/Barclays Center

On-In: Pacific Standard

Eager for BeaverPacific Standard
There will be 📐
NYC #1830
Start: Nancy Whiskey Pub, 1 Lispenard St, New York, NY 10013
Transit: A/C/E/N/Q/R/W/J/1/2/4/6 to Canal St

📐There will be a trail! 📐 There may be a chicken/eagle split! 📐 Greater than 80% odds of a drink check or two 📐 There will be (maybe) a new on-in 📐 There will be non-pizza food 📐
Drop a Pin Slip It In & Fingerbang

Looking for help with a drink check
NAWW #335 HAPPY NAWW YEAR!
NAWW #335
Start: Strangelove, 229 E 53rd
Transit: E/M to 53rd, N/R/W to 59th, 6 to 51st
Just Jeremy's Virgin Lay with Some Like It Twat.
Brooklyn #968
Start: The Double Windsor, 210 Prospect Park West
Transit: F/G to 15th St - Prospect Park

Probably London Rules at the On-In
IMS
NYC #1829
Start: The Four Faced Liar, 165 West 4th Street, New York, NY 10014
Transit: A/C/E/B/D/F/M to West 4th, 1 to Christopher
Jersey Steamer

Bag hag needed!
Umpteenth Annual Flashlight Hash
GGFM #359
Start: Dive Bar 96th Street & Amsterdam
Transit: 1/2/3 to 96th Street, or B/C to 96th Street and walk over

Bring cranium lamps, flashlights, glow sticks, light-up pasties, a medieval torch - whatever light-bearing device you have in your tiny NYC apartment that doesn't need to be plugged in to a wall!  As always, the hares promise a possibly sh*tty but definitely shadowy trail for our umpteenth anal Flashlight Hash.
Crazy Bob, A Little Dirty, Tall Dark & Hammered
THE 2019 STANDARD FOR SHITTY TRAILS
Knickerbocker #143
Start: McSwiggan's, 2nd Avenue between 22nd and 23rd Street
Transit: 6 or L (of course)

Live trail likely
Mystery Hare
New Years Hangover Hash
Brooklyn #967
Start: O’Keefe’s Bar & Grill, 62 Court St.
Transit: 2/3/4 to Borough Hall, R to Court St.

BH3 on a Tuesday!
Cheeky Bastard
Agoraphobia Trail #1
NYC #1828
Start: The Ginger Man, 11 E 36th St, New York, NY
Transit: B/D/F/Q/R to 34th St, 6 to 33rd, any other train that goes to midtown

Live trail, high quality On-Out beer, 2 drink stops, fucked up trail marks, shitty On-In
Prairie Dog'n
Bag hag likely needed
LIL Trail 82: Festivus
LIL #82
Start: Gibson (Valley Stream) Prelube: Méli & Mélo Restaurant and Lounge. 153 Dubois Ave, Valley Stream, NY.
Transit: LIRR to Gibson. 3:22p from Penn, transfer Jamaica 3:45p, arrives Gibson 3:59p 3:22p from Atlantic Terminal, arrives Gibson 3:59p

Join the Mad Cows of Long Island in celebrating, in you're ugliest of holiday sweaters, Festivus!

Hash Cash: $20 or an unopened toy (to be donated to Toys for Tots). Virgins: $10
Kaptain Hooker
BOXING DAY NAWW #334
NAWW #334
Start: L’Wren, 4004 5th Ave (Brooklyn)
Transit: D/N/R to 36th St

A Very Cheeky Birthday Hash
Cheeky Bastard
Christmas Eve
Brooklyn #966
Start: Fourth Avenue Pub 76 4th Ave
Transit: 2 3 4 5 B D Q R Anything you like to Atlantic Avenue/Barclays
Drug Bust
Christmas Eve Eve Hash 🎅
NYC #1827
Start: Anchor Bar 327 West 57th street between 8th and 9th
Transit: 1, A, C, B, D to Columbus Circle

$10 hashcash if you bring a $10 toy to Smashmouth's white trash run on 12/17!  (for distribution by the Marines on 12/20) or make a $10 online donation before 12/23 at https://www.toysfortots.org https://www.walmart.com has many toys under $10

Rapunzel

Long Moon
GGFM #358
Start: 141 LAWRENCE ST between Willoughby St and Fulton St in Downtown Brooklyn
Transit: Jay-St Metrotech A/C/F/G Dekalb Ave D/B/N/Q/R

Winter Solstice = shortest day of the year = longest night = most full moon
Sword Swallower & Surprise! I’m Illiterate
National Look For an Evergreen Day
Knickerbocker #142
Start: Rudy's, 9th Ave between 44th/45th
Transit: A/C/E/1/2/3/N/Q/R/W/S to 42nd St/Times Square

It's a real holiday, sort of!

On-In: Radio Amsterdam

Mandatory FunRadio Amsterdam
Annual White Trash R*n
Brooklyn #965
Start: 79th St and New Utrecht Ave
Transit: D to 79th Street

Bring any $10 unwrapped toy to this BK hash, and get $10 off your hash cash at the 12/23 NYC hash (or just bc you want to donate)! Rapunzel will collect the toys
Smashmouth and his Elves
NYC #1826
Start: The Supply House, 1647 2nd Ave, New York, NY
Transit: Q to 86th St, 4/5/6 to 86th St
Legs Lesley
NAWW #333
NAWW #333
Start: Four Faced Liar, 165 West 4th Street
Transit: A/C/E, M/D/F/B to West 4th
Zeno's Pairadicks
Whoremaster's Birthday Trail
Brooklyn #964
Start: Sharlene's Bar, 353 Flatbush Ave, Brooklyn, NY
Transit: B/Q to 7th Ave, 2/3 to Grand Army Plaza
Whoremaster
Santa's Sluts
NYC #1825
Start: Offside Tavern, 7308, 137 W 14th St, New York, NY 10011
Transit: 1/2/3/E/F/L to 14th St

Dress to impress! Prizes for best holiday costume!

The Hariettes
Queens Black Knights #65
Start: Diamond Dogs 34-04 31st Ave, Astoria 11106  
Transit: N to 30 Avenue stop
Rapunzel
L Train Memorial, Take Two
Knickerbocker #141
Start: Beer Karma, 470 Union Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211
Transit: L to Lorimer St

The End of the L is nigh!! In fact, it's ending right around the same time as this Knickerbocker season, so let's go raise some L while we still can! I promise not to put you on the subway, maybe!
What A Cunt!
Beer Checker Helper wanted! email the C**t
Brooklyn #963
Start: Gotham Market at The Ashland, 590 Fulton St
Transit: Q to Dekalb Ave, 2/3/4/5 to Nevins St
Blowzo the Clown
NYC #1824
Start: Otto's Shrunken Head, 538 E 14th St, New York, NY 10009
Transit: L to 1st Ave, 4/5/6/L/N/Q/R/W to Union Square and walk your booty over
Mandatory Fun
Prelube: Genji Izakaya in Whole Foods
NAWW #332
Start: In front of the Time Warner Center at Columbus Circle
Transit: A/C, B/D, 1 to Columbus Circle

Don't be late! London Rules! Craft beers promised! Headlamps recommended!
Dogface  
It's Dogface's birthday!
Brooklyn #962
Start: 99 Rogers, 99 Rogers Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11216
Transit: 3 to Nostrand Ave or 2,3,4,5 to Franklin Ave

London Rules
Déjà Pu
NYC #1823
Start: Fraunces Tavern, 54 Pearl St.
Transit: 4 to Bowling Green, 1 to South Ferry, 2/3 to Wall St, R/W to Whitehall St

Celebrate Evacuation Day


Cheeky Bastard
Hash Wedding
LIL #81
Start: Astoria. Prelube: Mad Donkey Beer Bar & Grill 32-07 36th Ave, Astoria, NY 11106
Transit: LIRR to Woodside. 1:47p from Jamaica, arrives Woodside 1:56p Subway to 36th St stop on the N line. From Woodside: 7 train to Queensboro Plaza, North N train to 36th St stop. From Atlantic Terminal: N train North to 36th St. Stop. From Penn: N Train (From Herald Square) North to 36th St. Stop. 

Its a Hash wedding ya'll! So lets have a trail, get weird, and get the two hares hash hitched.
Teal Train to Pound Town &  Just Lisa
Consumer Moon
GGFM #357
Start: O'Hara's
120 Cedar St, FiDi
Transit: N/R to Cortlandt St, 4/5 to Wall St, 1 to Rector St
Blowzo the Clown
Thanksgiving Orphans Hash
Knickerbocker #140
Start: The Craftsman on Broadway between 123rd & 124th
Fluffy
Brooklyn #961
Start: Canal Bar, 270 3rd Ave
Transit: R to Union Street
Gabe the Babe
NYC #1822
Start: Cafe Mogador, 101 St Marks Pl, New York, NY 10009
Transit: 6 to Astor Place, F to 2nd Ave

Happy Moroccan Independence Day! (No promise On-In will also be Moroccan)
Drop a Pin, Slip It In
NAWW #331
NAWW #331
Start: Malachy's Donegal Inn at the northwest corner of 72nd and Columbus Avenue. 103 W 72nd St, New York, NY 10023.
Transit: 1,2,3 to 72nd Street and the B, C to 72nd
Rapunzel
Brooklyn #960
Start: Washington Commons, 748 Washington Ave
Transit: 2/3 to Eastern Pkwy/Brooklyn Museum, 4/5 to Franklin Ave

It's dark! A headlamp might be a good idea! Also $15 hash cash woooooo!
What a Cunt!
NYC #1821
Start: Franklin Park, 618 St. Johns Place, Brooklyn!
Transit: 2/3 to Franklin Ave, S to Botanic Garden

On-In:    

Gynoplasty & Gravy Train   
CUNTH3 Goes To Philly!
Columbia #122
Start: Philly throws a great 4 day event.  Go for all 4 days or just Saturday for the main event.  Rego under CUNTH3 so we win the trophy!!! REGO HERE!!! https://hashrego.com/events/its-always-hashing-in-philadelphia
Transit: Greyhound is a great option, it's fast and cheap...just like your mom!
PHILLY H3
The Ultimate and Penultimate Pizza Hash
Knickerbocker #139
Start: 5 Napkin Burger 150 East 14th Street
Transit: 4,5,6,N,R,Q to Union Square or L to 3rd ave.

Pizza from the three greatest pizzerias on the planet will be served with beer on trail!  Expect to pay hash cash at the start and to have two pizza and beer stops.  Trail is not long and great for marathon recovery.
Just Christine, Rapunzel, and Metrosweatual
At the ON-IN, the Hares will accept praise for this culinary masterpiece and there might even be a salad. Bring ID for on in!
Marathon Recovery R*n
Brooklyn #959
Start: Columbus Circle/59th and Broadway in Manhattan  
Transit: A/B/C/D/1 to Columbus Circle
Whoremaster
NYC Marathon Day Hash
NYC #1820
Start: R*n start and mile 23 beer stop location: NW corner of 96th St and 5th Ave
Transit: 6 train to 96th St

Note 10:00AM start time; don't forget to change your clocks!! Hash cash for the full day will be $25 ($5 if just at 96th st + food, $20 if just at on-in, ). On After: THE PARLOUR: 250 W 86th St. Transit: Run the NYC marathon and walk from the finish line, or walk across Central Park from the beer stop and walk/bike/take the 1 train to 86th st.

On-In: THE PARLOUR: 250 W 86th St.

Foreign My Twat and lots of volunteersTHE PARLOUR: 250 W 86th St.
Halloween Hash NAWW #330
NAWW #330
Start: Rudy's, 627 9th Ave between 44th and 45th
Transit: 1, 2, 3, A, C, E, B, D, F, M, 7, N, R, Q, W, S to Times Square
Dunkel Schwieβ and some wankers from GGFM
Brooklyn #958
Start: 61 9th Street (exit station, turn left, cross canal, enter parking lot)
Transit: F/G to Smith-9th Street

London Rules (Probably)
I.M.S.
NYC #1819
Start: Lion's Head Tavern, 995 Amsterdam Ave, New York, NY 10025
Transit: 1/C to 110th/Cathedral Pkwy
Dogface
LiL H3 Trail 80- Douglaston
LIL #80
Start: Alley Pond Sports Bar & Grill 232-01 Northern Blvd, Douglaston, New York 11362
Transit: 11:48 from Penn Station to Douglaston. 11:39 from Jamaica to Douglaston (Change at Woodside). Brooklynites: suggest taking the from Penn station train Less then a 10 minute walk to Start.

$25 Hash Cash
Coffee Queefer & Doll Vag
First Knick of the Season!
Knickerbocker #138
Start: Flannerys Bar, 205 W 14th St (near 7th Ave)  
Transit: A/C/E/L to 14th St/8th Ave, 1/2/3 to 14th St/7th Ave, F/M to 14th St/6th Ave

On-In: Iggy's Keltic Lounge, 132 Ludlow St (near Rivington)&a

The Knickerbocker CommitteeIggy's Keltic Lounge, 132 Ludlow St (near Rivington)&a
AGM! AGM!
Brooklyn #957
Start: High Dive 243 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215  
Transit: R to Union Street 2, 3, 4, 5, B, D, N, R or Q train to Atlantic Terminal

2018 Yearly Superlative Awards!! Announcement of new Committee!!! YOU MUST BE PRESENT TO WIN IT!!!
The Committee
CPA's Farewell Trail ✈
NYC #1818
Start: Subway Inn, 1140 2nd Ave (2nd Ave & 60th), New York, NY 10065
Transit: 4/N/R to Lex/59th, M to Lex/63rd, E to Lex/53rd

Note: 2 PM START!
CPA is leaving us for the west coast, come tell him what you think about that after his shitty trail
CPA
BH3 AGM Pub Crawl
Special #141
Start: Hamilton's, 2826 Fort Hamilton Pkwy
Transit: F/G to Fort Hamilton Pkwy

This is not a run. Standard crawl rules apply - you are on your own for food and drink. About 45 mins. per stop. Hotline will be set with each stop
USMW & Cheeky Bastard
First NAWW of the Season!
NAWW #329
Start: Dave's Tavern, 574 9th Avenue between 41st & 42nd Streets
Transit: All the trains to Times Square: 1, 2, 3, A, C, E, N, R, Q, W, 7, S
Idle Handjobs
🍈🍈 Breast Health Day 🌰🌰
Brooklyn #956
Start: The Double Windsor
210 Prospect Park West

Transit: F, G 15th St , R Prospect Ave

Piece
of
Slut

NYC #1817
Start: Drop Off Service, 211 Avenue A, just South of 14th Street
Transit: N, Q, R, 4, 5 or 6 to Union Square or L to 1st Avenue

NYC Hash Back to Sundays
Lunch
Harriette's Drinking Practice
Columbia #121
Start: Gin Mill 442 Amsterdam Ave between 81st & 82nd St. This is NOT a r*n, this will be pay as you go, this is a LADIES ONLY event.  There will be cheap beer/liquor (entire bar is 1/2 off until 8pm), beer pong, and flip cup!!!
Transit: 1 to 79th St or B/C to 81st St
Harriettes Note this is not a run and is pay as you go
NYC #1816
Start: Bloom's Tavern East 58th btw 3rd and 2nd Avenues
Transit: 4,5,6, N, R, W to 59th Street.

Last NYC Wednesday Hash Before Switching to Sundays  
Rapunzel
Probably a good idea to bring a headlamp. Can someone help me with the bags? Thank you!
Brooklyn #955
Start: Front Steps of Borough Hall
Transit: 4/5 to Borough Hall, N/R to Court Street, A/C/F to Jay St - Metrotech
Noah's Dinghy
NASS #245
Start: Other Half Brewing Co., 195 Centre St.
Transit: F/G to Smith-9th Street
Cheeky Bastard
Queens Black Knights #64
Start: Alewife Taproom, 5-14 51st Avenue, Long Island City.
Transit: 7 to Vernon Blvd / Jackson Ave. Back of the train from Manhattan.
Doner Kebab
Drop a Pin's Birthday Trail and Mean Girls Day? 🤷‍♂️
NYC #1815
Start: Fool's Gold, 145 E Houston St, New York, NY 10002
Transit: B/D to Broadway-Lafayette, F to 2nd Ave, 6 to Bleecker, R/W to Prince, J/Z to Bowery

Nerves of Squeal insists this is Mean Girls day, so there may be a themed drink check
Drop a Pin, Slip It In
OCTOBERFEST!!!
Brooklyn #954
Start:  Die Stammkniepe  710 Fulton Street & Lafayette
Transit: G, C to Lafayette, 2,3,4,5,B,D,Q,N,R to Atlantic Ave

Live Hare!!! London Rules!!! Wear your best Leiderhosen or Drindl
Dunkel Schweiß and Drug Bust
Columbia #120
Start: Dive 75 101 W 75th St at 75th and Columbus
Transit: 1/2/3 to 72nd, 1 to 79th, B/C to 81st. Note the B/C will not stop at 72nd.
Rapunzel
NYC #1814
Start: Bedford Falls, 206 E 67th St, New York, NY 10065
Transit: F Q to Lexington/63rd, 4 5 to Lexington/59th, 6 to 68th

Long Time Cumming and Solar Eclits promise you a trail less awful than the traffic about midtown when the UN General Assembly is in session. Yup...that's about all we're ready to promise: there might be a semi-decent trail, there may be dancing girls, a drink check, not totally shitty beer....then again you'll have to show up to find out. Bring at least one of the following, just in case: cold weather sleeping bag, spare car tire or, headlamp.
Long Time Cumming and Solar Eclits
Brooklyn #953
Start: Kimoto Sushi 216 Duffield Street (24th Floor of A-Loft hotel)
Transit: A/C/F/N/R to Jay St - Metrotech B/Q to DeKalb G to Hoyt-Schemerhorn 2/3 to Hoyt Street 4/5 to Borough Hall...Really just whatever train you want.
Prairie Dog'n
NASS Does Red Dress Recovery R*n
Special #140
Start: GREENPOINT BEER & ALE, 7N 15th Street, Brooklyn, NY ....... A to A trail. Stumble out of bed the day after Red Dress and meet us for a Recovery R*n and Brunch. You're on your own for food and beer.
Transit: G train to Nassau Avenue

Set your alarm, 1PM START. Please note Weekend track maintenance: For those coming from Court Square to Nassau Ave. shuttle buses are replacing trains from Court Square to Nassau. G Train runs fine for the rest of the G train line. If you don't want to use the G it's a 3/4 mile walk from Bedford Ave on the L train.
Dogface
21st Anniversary NYC Red Dress R*n
Special #139
Start: Lucky Jack's, 129 Orchard St (between Rivington and Delancey)  
Transit: F to Delancy St. J / M / Z to Essex St.

Red Dress Run 2018

A-to-A R*n; 2pm makeup; 3pm start. Come out in your finest red dress for a day and night filled with beer, food, drunken debauchery, dancing, fabulous prizes and giveaways ( while supplies last )!

PRE-REGISTRATION for $ 40 available now. Sign up now! We need an accurate count on how many are going to attend. Don't get stuck paying more without preregistering.

CLICK HERE! Sign up now and pay $40 at the door.

On-In: Lucky Jack's

Jeter Eater, What a Cunt, Lexi's Bitch, ConeylingusLucky Jack's
Beer Moon
GGFM #356
Start: Gramercy Ale House 272 3rd Ave, New York, NY 10010 (3rd Avenue b/w 21st St and 22nd St)
Transit: 6 to 23rd Street, R/W to 23rd Street

It's your Red Dress PreLube Pub Crawl, and we have an important milestone BIRTHDAY to celebrate - Red Dress Turns 21!

Bring your birthday tiara (and spare liver), because we're planning one hecking good traipse around town, downing beers and booze and pickle-backs like only a 21-year-old can, until we can't take it any longer (or your hare passes out).  Trail will be marked from bar to bar, and we'll update Facebook and the hotline as we go (+/- 20-30 min. per bar).  Cheers!

GGFM Committee!
NYC #1813
Start: Fitzgerald Irish Pub, 3rd Ave and 25th Street
Transit: 6 to 23rd. (you could also do the R, W to 23rd)
Metrosweatual and Momentarily Vertical 
Brooklyn #952
Start: Barcade, 388 Union Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211
Transit: L to Lorimer, G to Metropolitan Av
Whoremaster
LIL H3 Trail 79 - Stony Brook
LIL #79
Start: Stony Brook. Prelube: The Bench. 1095 NY-25A, Stony Brook, NY 11790.  Right Across the street from the train station.
Transit: LIRR: 1:25p From Penn, arrives 3:17p (no transfer). 1:13p from Atlantic, transfer at Jamaica (1:50) and Huntington (2:42p) also arrives at 3:17p.
Hare: Shots 4 Tots Co-hare: Sir Gay
The trail art of Turkish D
NYC #1812
Start: Bar None , 3rd Ave between 12th and 13th street
Transit: 4,5,6,L,N,R,Q,W to Union Square

Bridges unlikely  
Turkish D & Jersey Steamer
Summit Downtown Fiasco
Brooklyn #951
Start: Corner of William and Pine Sts.
Transit: 2/3 to Wall Street, J/Z to Broad Street
Summit Hash (Secaucless and Massengil)
Columbia #119
Start: 7B 108 Avenue B
Transit: L 1st Ave, F 2nd Ave

We'll follow easy Larrakin rules. Two live hares will be randomly chosen by drawing straws and together they will set a trail no more than 1 mile to a drink stop.  Once the pack re-groups at the drink stop, two more hares will be chosen to set another 1 mile or less trail.  We repeat until we're bored, drunk, or dead.  London rules for hash cash. Larrakin style circle.  So bring ideas for good bars and good down-downs.
Could be YOU!
Queens Black Knights #63
Start: Veronica's Bar, 3404 36th Avenue, between 34th and 35th Streets.
Transit: 36th Avenue on the N, W, or, a bit further away, 36th Street on the M, R
Rapunzel
NYC #1811
Start: Double Down Saloon, 14 Avenue A, NY, NY
Transit: F to 2nd Ave, J/M to Essex St, 6 to Bleeker St
Leaky Bladder
Just Tom Virgin Lay, Labor Day Hash !
Brooklyn #950
Start: Circa Brewing Co., 141 Lawrence St, Brooklyn
Transit: N / R / A / C / F to Jay St Metrotech or 2 / 3 Hoyt St

Labor Day Hash! Early Start time, 3pm.
Just Tom & Coneylingus
NYC #1810
Start: West Side Tavern, 360 W 23rd St
Transit: A / C / E to 23rd St
Rapunzel
Just Lee's Virgin Lay
Brooklyn #949
Start: Lucky Dog , 303 Bedford Ave
Transit: L train to Bedford Ave.
Coneylingus and Just Lee
🐄 Mad Cows RGM!! ⭕
LIL #78
Start: Kings Park. Prelube and Trail Start: Main Street Pub, 21 Main St (map)
Transit: LIRR pARtY tRAiN to Kings Park leaves Penn at 11:52am (Atlantic at 11:43), change at Huntington, arrive at 1:24pm.

Note the early start time. We have a tide to catch! Bring a dry bag and a waterproof phone case if you have one. You WILL GET WET on this trail. Cum see who's taking over the Lunatics mismanagement!
A Little Dirty & Hindlick
Can Opener Moon
GGFM #355
Start: Dive 75, 101 W 75th Street between Columbus and Amsterdam.
Transit: 1/2/3 to 72nd St, B/C to 81st St
Dogface
🏫 Back to School Hash 🏫
NYC #1809
Start: One Star - 147 W 24th St between 6th & 7th Ave
Transit: 1/C/E/R/W to 23rd St

A to A trail, most likely multiple Drink Checks!!! Wear your best Back to School outfits!!!  
The Harriettes
Brooklyn #948
Start: Other Half Brewing Company
Transit: F, G Smith-9th St.
Piece of Slut
Fingerbang's Virgin Lay!
NASS #244
Start: Crazy Annie's, 3910 Broadway, New York, NY
Transit: 1/A/C to 168th St

Note: Hash is on Saturday! London rules on-in with good beer and a patio! 🍻
Fingerbang and Drop a Pin Slip It In
🍦Ice Cream Hash Presented by NAWW 🍨
NYC #1808
Start: Anchor Bar, 327 W 57th St, New York, NY
Transit: A/B/C/D/1 to Columbus Circle, N/Q/R to 57th St
Momentarily Vertical
Brooklyn #947
Start: Threes Brewing 333 Douglass St
Transit: D/R to Union, 2/3/4/5/B/Q/N to Atlantic
Just Ben
Columbia #118
Start: Schaller's Stube Sausage Bar  
Transit: Q, R to 86th St 4,5,6 to 86th St and Lexington Ave
Piece of Slut
Queens Black Knights #62
Start: Sean Og's, 6002 Woodside Ave
Transit: 7 to 61st St-Woodside, or M/R to 65th St, if you must
Surprise! I'm Illiterate
NYC #1807
Start: Dublin House, 225 West 79th Street, New York, NY
Transit: 1 to 79th St, C B to 81st St

Bag hags and help with Drink Check needed!
Pussyfoot
Brooklyn Summer Series #5
Brooklyn #946
Start: Kings County Brewers Collective 381 Troutman St, Brooklyn, NY 11237
Transit: L to DeKalb Avenue
Gravy Train
NASS #243
Start: Pelham Station, Metro North New Haven line. Pre-lube at Grand Central and / or on the train.
Transit: Take the 2:36 New Haven line train from Grand Central. Arrives Pelham at 3:07.

Regular trail and walkers's trail. On in will be at Lunch's house in New Rochelle. Food will include two chilies, one meat, one vegan, salad, rice and other side dishes. Good beers. $15 hash cash. If you are driving you can leave your car at Ed's house. Be there by 2:45 and he will take you to the start. Let Ed know if you are doing this.
Lunch
🎂 CPA Birthday Trail! 🎂
NYC #1806
Start: Barcade, West 24th Street, New York, NY
Transit: 1 to 23rd St, F M to 23rd St, C E to 23rd St

On-In: One Star, West 24th Street, New York, NY

CPAOne Star, West 24th Street, New York, NY
Brooklyn Summer Series #4
Brooklyn #945
Start: Grimm Artisanal Ales 990 Metropolitan Ave  
Transit: L to Grand Street

The on-in is opening just for us on a Monday night!!!
Drug Bust, Check Spreader, and maybe one mystery hare
Naughty...Cul
LIL #77
Start: East Rockaway. Trail start & Prelube: Barrier Brewing, 3001 New St (map)
Transit: ParTy tRaIn to East Rockaway leaves Penn at 1:42pm or Atlantic at 1:13pm. Both trains transfer at Jamaica. Arrive at East Rockaway at 2:26 (plenty of drinking time!). (Note: train schedules from Atlantic have changed. The 2:13pm train will still get you there in time for trail.)

Bring a change of clothes AKA Dry Bag or die. P.S. Anyone in a Naughty.Cul (nautical) get up gets a prize.
Kaptain Hooker
Bagpipe Moon
GGFM #354
Start: Highlands, 150 West 10th Street
Transit: 1 to Christopher St-Sheridan Sq, A/B/C/D/E/F/M to West 4th-Washington Sq
Cheeky Bastard
Dunkel Schweiß's Virgin Lay
NYC #1805
Start: Subway Inn, 1140 2nd Ave
Transit: 4 / 5 / 6 / N / Q / R to 59th St

This will be a live trail! Bag Hags needed ! Please !
Dunkel Schweiß & Coneylingus
Brooklyn Summer Series #3
Brooklyn #944
Start: Honey's 93 Scott Avenue
Transit: L to Jefferson
Blowzo the Clown
NASS #242
Start: Grant Ave A Station, Grant Ave and Pitkin Ave
Transit: A to Grant Ave

Wear shiggy socks!
Cheeky Bastard
FIVE BOROUGH PUB CRAWL!!!
Special #138
Start: BRUNCH START! 12-1:40p at Kills Boro Brewery, 62 Van Duzer St, Staten Island, NY 10301 MAP
This is not a run. The Staten Island start is a don't-miss brewery with a beautiful outdoor space excellent brunch and beer menus.* This year features new hares and new trail featuring Brewery Brunch (!), MORE BOAT RIDES (!) FOUR BREWERIES (!) a really shitty bar (!) and as always, an awesome patch for those who complete all five boroughs. On on from Brunch to the Bronx! *Can't make it by 1pm and still want your patch? Go late, document with photos and your work will count! The hotline will be set all day!! 212-HASH-NYC
What A Cunt!
645-202-3954
NYC #1804
Start: Shades of Green, 125 E 15th St near Irving Pl. Expect a flavorful Drink Check.
Transit: 4 5 6 L N Q R W to Union Sq

Expect a flavorful Drink Check.
Surprise! I'm Illiterate!
Brooklyn Summer Series #2
Brooklyn #943
Start: Greenpoint Beer & Ale
7 N 15th St Greenpoint, NY 11222
 
Transit: G to Nassau
Tequila Whore
Joint Hash with Hudson Valley H3
Columbia #117
Start: Mahoney's Irish Pub - 35 Main St, Poughkeepsie, NY 12601
Transit: 12:45 pm pArTy TrAiN from Grand Central to Poughkeepsie Station or catch the same train from Harlem-125th Street at 12:56 pm; Trains are hourly so don't miss this one!!!

We'll be towards the front of the pArTy TrAiN. Wear your Shiggy Socks and don't forget bug spray and sun screen!  The hares are requesting we bring additional cash on trail for Drink Check purposes.  Hash Cash will be $5!!!
Liar Liar Yeast On Fire & Goat Fucker
Queens Black Knights #61
Start: Bierocracy 12-23 Jackson Ave
Transit: 7 to Vernon-Jackson, G to 21st St,  E to Court Square

London Rules! (Pay your own way)
Six Inches Ladies
I-Feel Tower Turns 60 🎂
NYC #1803
Start: Johnny Utah's 25 W 51st St
Transit: B / D / F / M to 47 - 50 Sts - Rockefeller Ctr

There will be a FREE PATCH for all who attend
I-Feel Tower & Coneylingus
Brooklyn Summer Series #1
Brooklyn #942
Start: Circa Brewing Company, 141 Lawrence Street
Transit: A/C/F/R to Jay St.-MetroTech, 2/3 to Hoyt St.
Cheeky Bastard
Beach Day!
NASS #241
Start: St. George Ferry Terminal Munimeter Parking (Staten Island side of the S.I. Ferry)

**prelube available at River Dock Cafe in St. George terminal!**
Transit: 2:00p or 2:30p Staten Island Ferry from Whitehall Terminal. MAP HERE

Staten Island Beach
Bring: umbrellas, sun hats, swimsuits, flip-flops, beach towels, sunscreen, etc.
Wear: Shiggy socks, a whistle, other hash stuff
The Pitch: Pack your stuff into the van and have a "nice" r*n to the beach! A fine trail! Chicken/eagle, walkers may shortcut by bus or autohash as space is available. At least 2 beer checks! Shitty Trail guaranteed! Best of all, a REAL beach! A lovely, uncrowded free beach with a fabulous view, restrooms, a snack bar, nearby lifeguards and quality beer with your favorite Harriette, What A Cunt!

On-In: South Beach, near the Fountain of the Dolphins. South Beach, near the Fountain of the Dolphins. Wednesday
July 4
3:00 pm
2018

🎆 Independence Day Hash! 🎆
NYC #1802
Start: La Esquina del Salmon, 3379 Broadway, Manhattan, NY 10031 (137th and Broadway at former 137 Bar & Grill location)
Transit: 1 to 137 St - City College

Note: Special 3pm Start
Fluffy Lockerman
Brooklyn #941
Start: Franklin Park
Transit: 2,3,4,5,C to Franklin Ave or S to Botanic Garden
Piece of Slut
Prairie Dog'n Takes on Manhattan
Columbia #116
Start: Lupita's 2049 2nd Ave @ 105th St
Transit: 4/5/6 to 103rd St

Drinker friendly live trail, multiple drink checks, & Turkey/Eagle Splits
Prairie Dog'n
Waffle Moon
GGFM #353
Start: Old Town Bar, 45 E 18th St
Transit: N Q R W 4 5 6 L to Union Square
Solar Eclits
NYC #1801
Start: One Star, 147 W 24th St, New York, NY 10011
Transit: 1 to 23rd St, C E to 23rd St, F M to 23rd St

This will be a live trail!
Fast American Dave & Mandatory Fun
Brooklyn #940
Start: High Dive 243 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
Transit: R to Union St
Check Spreader
LIL #76
Start: Wantagh, Prelube: Bunker Hill American Tap Room (1912 Wantagh Ave, map)
Transit: 1:55pm paRty trAin from Penn to Wantagh (or 1:43pm from Atlantic), arrives at 2:51.

It's a Pool Party! Bring your bathing or birthday suit.
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Pride Hash and #1800!
NYC #1800
Start: Posh, 405 W 51st St, New York, NY 10019
Transit: 1 F R 6 A 7 cute, but really C E, 1 to 50th are your best bets.

🏳️‍🌈 Show your Pride! 🏳️‍🌈
Momentarily Vertical, Solar Eclits, Jolly Green Jizzer & Just Eli
Drinking Practice
Special #137
Start: This is not a run. This is drinking practice 101 and we have visitors in town. Meet at the Hofbräu Bierhaus NYC at 8pm.
Coneylingus
Brooklyn #939
Start: Beer Karma
Transit: L to Metropolitan/ G to Lorimer
Use Your Inside Voice
NASS #240
Start: Woodlawn Cafe, 3700 Jerome Ave, Bronx, right by the subway exit.
Transit: Woodlawn, last stop on the 4
Donner Kebab
Queens Black Knights Hash is Back
Queens Black Knights #60
Start: Station Bar, 3950 61st Street, Woodside. Just across 61st from the subway exit.
Transit: 61st Street / Woodside on the 7 . Both local and express stop here.

After a break of a few months the Queens Black Knights Hash is resuming regular service.
Dogface
NYC #1799
Start: Blarney Stone, 410 8th Ave, New York, NY 10001
Transit: A/C/E/1/2/3 to 34th St - Penn Station, D/F/M/N/Q/R/W to 34th St - Herald Sq
Krispy Kringle & Momentary Vertical
Brooklyn #938
Start:
Barclays Center

Transit: 2/3/4/5/B/Q/D/N/R
Spank the Plank
LVH3/CUNTH3 Campout Weekend!!!
Columbia #115
Start: The Woods Campground.  Rego here https://hashrego.com/events/lvh3-lvh3cunt-h3-2018-campout-2018 $125 through June 1 when rego ends
Transit: Gag'em to advise.  Contact emoore222@gmail.com for additional information.
LVH3/CUNTH3 Please contact Gag'em Style if you would like to help out at all.
Hudson Dusters Hash!
NYC #1798
Start: Coliseum, 312 W 58th Street
Transit: A/B/C/D/1 to 59th Street - Columbus Circle
Eager 4 Beaver and Cheeky Bastard
Brooklyn #937
Start: Hank's Saloon, 46 3rd Ave at Atlantic
Transit: B D N Q R 2 3 4 5 to Atlantic Ave-Barclays Center

On-In: High Dive, 5th Ave and Carroll St

Six Inches, LadiesHigh Dive, 5th Ave and Carroll St
NASS #239
Start: Larchmont Metro North Station. Pre-lube on the train.
Transit: Take the 2:36 train from Grand Central, New Haven Line. Arrives Larchmont at 3:15.
Smashmouth
NYC #1797
Start: Johnny's Bar, 90 Greenwich Ave
Transit: 1 / 2 / 3 / A / C / E to 14th St, L to 8th Ave,
Coneylingus & Asian Pissuasion
Memorial Day Picnic BYOB Hash
Brooklyn #936
Start: Bartel-Pritchard Square entrance to Prospect Park, follow marks to picnic location. Trail will be A-to-A, so you can leave your stuff while running trail.
Transit: F/G to 15th Street

The only BYOB hash of the year! That's right, no hash cash required.  Bring your beer, booze, bagged-lunch, and an inconspicuous drinking vessel.
Your JMs, Tequila Whore and Drug Bust
Mad Cows' 6th An*lversary!!
LIL #75
Start: Greenlawn. Prelube: Beau's Bar, 54 Broadway (map)
Transit: 1:21pm paRty tRAin from Penn (1:13 from Atlantic) to Greenlawn, change at Huntington, arrive at 2:43.
Hindlick
Vintner's Moon
GGFM #352
Start: Dive 75, 101 W 75th St
Transit: 1/2/3 to 72nd St, A/B/C to 72nd St or 81st St

Just Amy's & This Side Down's Virgin Lay!
Just Amy & This Side Down (FKA Just Mary) featuring Mandatory Fun
Fleet Week Hash!
NYC #1796
Start: Jeremy's Ale House 228 Front St
Transit: 2/3/4/5/A/C/J/Z to Fulton Street

Special Thursday Hash for Fleet Week!  Trail will be A to A. This will be a running Pub Crawl.  Hash Cash will be collected before the run.  BRING ID ON TRAIL!!!
The Harriettes
Note this is on a Thursday!!!  BRING ID ON TRAIL!!!
Brooklyn #935
Start: Die Stammkneipe / Der Schwarze Kölner 710 Fulton St, Brooklyn      
Transit: Atlantic Ave Station 2, 3, 4, 5, D, N, R, Q, W Fulton St G
Piece Of Slut
First NASS of the season
NASS #238
Start: Broadway Station on the LIRR. Pre-lube on the train. Run will start as soon as the train arrives.
Transit: Take the 2:48 from Penn Station or the 2:59 from Woodside. Arrives Broadway at 3:12. Get a City Ticket ($4.25). It's cheaper than a regular off-peak ticket.

Eagle, chicken and walkers' trails. On in is a barbecue at Bob's house.
Crazy Bob and Dogface
Brooklyn Half Pub Crawl
Special #136
Start: Red White & Brew, 8910 5th Ave
Transit: R to 86th Street

6+ bars, 40-45 minutes per bar, hotline and BK H3 Facebook page will be updated at each stop
Cheeky Bastard
NYC #1795
Start: Lederhosen, 39 Grove St, New York, NY
Transit: 1/2 to Christopher Street, A/C/E/B/D/F/M to West 4th St
Jersey Steamer & Just Anil
National Dance like a Chicken Day Hash!
Brooklyn #934
Start: The Kings Beer Hall 84 Saint Marks Place, Brooklyn NY 11217
Cum on Moses
Columbia #114
Start: Paris Blues - 2021 7th Ave @ 121st St.
Transit: 2/3/A/B/C/D to 125th St
Off Duty ZZZZZZ
NYC #1794
Start: The Dublin House, West 79th St
Transit: 1 train to 79th St

Bag hags needed!
Pussyfoot
Spring Clean Hash!
Brooklyn #933
Start: Hank's Saloon 46 3rd Ave, Brooklyn NY
Transit: 2/3/4/5/N/Q/R to Atlantic Ave/Barclays Center

Cum start off spring right, and help some randos along the way! Your friendly Gynoplasty is collecting costumes to donate, so raid your closet and strut (or don't) your 2013 Halloween best on trail! (Discounted hash cash for donations)
Gynoplasty Co-Hares: Cheeky Bastard / Just Kristy
LIL #74
Start: Port Jefferson. Prelube: Tara's Inn, 1519 Main St (map)
Transit: 12:22 pArtY tRaIn from Penn Station or Atlantic Terminal, transfer at Huntington, arrives at 2:27pm. (Hashers from Brooklyn also transfer at Jamaica)

Wear shiggy socks and trail shoes!
Jersey Steamer & Crotch Flap
NYCH3 Back to Wednesdays
NYC #1793
Start: Flannery's Bar, 205 W 14th St
Transit: 1, 2, 3 to 14th St
New JMs of the 2018/2019 Committee
Brooklyn #932
Start:
Randolph Beer DUMBO
82 Prospect Street
Transit: F to York Street, A/C to High Street
Drop a Pin, Slip it In
Annual General Meeting!
NYC #1792
Start: Park Avenue Tavern, 99 Park Ave
Transit: 4/5/6/S/7/Metro North to Grand Central - 42nd Street

Yes, there will be awards!  Yes, there will be a new committee!  Yes, there will be drinking!
The Committee
Roast Moon
GGFM #351
Start: Jeremy’s Ale House 228 Front street
Transit: 2/3/4/5/A/C/J/Z
Gag’em Style & Prairie Dog’n
5th An*al Underwear Run!
Knickerbocker #137
Start: The White Horse Tavern (Financial District), 25 Bridge St
Transit: 1/2 to South Ferry, 4/5 to Bowling Green

Celebrate the Knickbocker season finale by running around in your 'knickers'! RSVP at Meetup. Consider bringing a change of underwear in case weather is bad.
The Knickerbocker Committee!
Brooklyn #931
Start: Circa Brewing Co 141 Lawrence Street, Brooklyn, NY 11201
Transit: A/C/F/R to Jay Street-Metrotech 2/3 to Hoyt

Get your better beer at the start!

On-In: 40 Knots Bar 40 Knots Bar Sunday
April 22
3:00 pm
2018

NYC #1791
Start: Dive 75, 101 W 75th St (off Columbus Ave)
Transit: 1, 2, 3 to 72nd St/Broadway
Hardman & Laird
NAWW #328 Last NAWW of the Season
NAWW #328
Start: Dave's Tavern 574 Ninth Avenue
Transit: A C E N Q R W S 1 2 3 7 to 42nd St.
Momentarily Vertical
Brooklyn #930
Start: Mugs Ale House 125 Bedford Avenue
Transit: L to Bedford Ave

London Rules at the On In!
Dogface
NYC #1790
Start: Flannery's Bar, 205 W 14th St (off 7th Ave)
Transit: 1, 2, 3 to 14th St/7th Ave or A, C, E, D, L to 14th St/8th Ave
Pussyfoot
Columbia #113
Start: Tortoise & Hare, 6115 Broadway
Transit: 1 to 242 St Van Cortlandt Park

The start is about 1/4 mi. north of the station. There will be a shiggy trail, and good beer at the on-in (likely London Rules), with the possibility of a drink check and chicken/eagle split as well.
Cheeky Bastard & Drop A Pin, Slip It In
COSMOPOLITIT'S ON-OUT! 👋🏼😘❤️
Knickerbocker #136
Start: The Library 🤓 📚 7 Avenue A, New York, NY 10009
Transit: F/M to 2nd Ave

After 26 years in the city, Cosmo is finally making her way out of the city and onto the West Coast ☀. Please come out to help her say "See ya later"👋🏼 before she heads off on her not-so-Foreign adventure. As per usual, the food will be vegetarian/vegan friendly 🌱, there will be at least one drink check 🍸, and your hares will have a particularly shitty trail emphasizing all the bits that would make a girl want to move 2,000 miles away💩.

Please bring a fashionable outfit to change into post-run, a la Cosmo👗. Be creative...


On-In: Double Down Saloon

Cosmopolitits ❤ & Foreign My Twat 👌🏼Double Down Saloon
Brooklyn #929
Start:
470 Union Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211

Transit: L to Lorimer, G to Metropolitan
Inside Voice
NYC #1789
Start: DTUT, 1744 Second Avenue (corner of E 91st)
Transit: Q to 86th & 2nd, 4 / 5 to 86th & Lexington, 6 to 96th & Lexington

There may be a drink check.
Just Dave & Just Anil
NAWW #327
Start: Tribeca Tavern, 247 West Broadway
Transit: 1 to Franklin St, A/C/E to Canal St.

Also 4 6 J M Z N Q R W to Canal, btw.

LIVE Trail! New (or at least not recently used) On-In!
Cheeky Bastard
Brooklyn #928
Start: Zablozki's
Transit: L to Bedford Ave

И днём и ночью кот учёный Всё ходит по цепи кругом; Идёт направо - песнь заводит, Налево - сказку говорит.
Jersey Steamer
April Fools!!!!!!!
NYC #1788
Start: Bob's Your Uncle, 929 Columbus Avenue (between 105th and 106th Streets)  
Transit: B C or 1 to 103rd Street

A tricky trail with a drink check and Easter egg hunt!
That's Not My Baby & Epi-penetrated
LIL #73
Start: Riverhead
Transit: 1:07pm pArtY tRaiN from Penn, transfer at Ronkonkoma, arrive at 3:15pm
-or-
12:45pm from Atlantic Terminal, transfer to the pArtY tRaiN at Jamaica at 1:30.

Trail will visit at least 3 breweries with shiggy, turkey/eagle trail and possible water crossing. It's a hike to get out there and trains out of Riverhead are few and far between, so plan to stay the night! There are a few options for crash space, otherwise some hashers will be taking a cab to Ronkonkoma to catch an hourly train back.
Sir Gay & Teal Train to Pound Town
Sylvan Moon
GGFM #350
Start: The Cock 93 2nd Ave, New York, NY 10009
Transit: 4 6 to Astor Place, F M to Second Ave, R W to Eighth St.

On-In: East River Bar on South 6th next to the Williamsburg bridge

Turd DimensionEast River Bar on South 6th next to the Williamsburg bridge
Knickerbocker #135
Start: Trailer Park Lounge, 271 W 23rd at 8th Ave
Transit: C/E to 23rd St, 1 to 23rd St
Sheet Storm
Happy National Poultry Day!
Brooklyn #927
Start: Here chicken chicken chicken 68 Jay Street Bar Come out for a day to celebrate chickens. There will be an eagle split, but this trail is not about the eagles.
Transit: F to York or A/C to High Street


Piece of Slut
NYC #1787
Start: McSwiggan's 393 2nd ave
Transit: 4 6 to 23rd
Crawl-a-holic & BoySlave
Special 4th Saturday R*n!
Columbia #112
Start: E's Bar - 511 Amsterdam Ave
Transit: 1 to 86th St. and Broadway, B/C to 86th St. and Central Park West

The pack draws straws, the 2 hashers that draw the short straws set a short 1 mileish trail to the next bar.  We hang out, have a beer, draw some straws and the next set of hares are off.  Don't worry! There's plenty of time for hares to make it to the next bar so the pack doesn't catch them!
Larrikin  
Who knows...it could be you!!!
NAWW #326
NAWW #326
Start: Maggie Reilly's, 340 Ninth Ave. btwn W. 29th and 30th
Transit: A C E 1 2 3 to Penn Station.

LIVE TRAIL!
Surprise! I'm Illiterate.
Brooklyn #926
Start: 68 Jay Street Bar
Transit: F to York or A/C to High Street
Cum on Moses
Saint Patrick's day hangover trail
NYC #1786
Start: Drop Off Service, 211 Avenue A (Just above 13th Street)
Transit: N Q R 4 5 6 to Union Square or L to 1st Avenue
Ed Lunch
Togas n' Pis
Knickerbocker #134
Start: Barcelona Bar 923 8th Ave
Transit: N/Q/R/W to 57th St or A/B/C/D/1 to 59th St/Columbus Circle

The ides have it: The Toga Hash is back. Hash for democracy! Hash for philosophy! Hash like Dionysus told you where to find the beer! Hash like you left your pants in a Grecian bank! Also bring your circular toga. Hash for pi.
Gag'em Style & Cum Test Dummy
Brooklyn #925
Start: Kings County Brewers Collective
Transit: L to Jefferson

There will be a drink check! London rules at the on-in.
Gravy Train
NYC #1785
Start: Manitoba's,
Transit: J Z to Essex Street or 6 to Astor Place.  M15 bus might get you closer.
Checkspreader * * Daylight Savings * * Please note to set your clocks forward one hour.
69th Day of the Year!
Columbia #111
Start: Harlem Public, 3612 Broadway, New York, NY
Transit: 1 to 145th or A B C D to 145 with a bit of a walk
(it's just six blocks, c'mon!)

There will be at least one drink check; maybe even two if y'all behave yourselves.

On-In: Broadway Dive, 101 and Broadway. Deal was: it was happy hour.

Turd DimensionBroadway Dive, 101 and Broadway. Deal was: it was happy hour.
NAWW #325 WINTER FORMAL!
NAWW #325
Start: Overlook 225 E. 44th Street
Transit: 4 5 6 7 S to Grand Central

The 3rd Anal Winter Formal  - get your gowns, tuxedos, tiaras and top hats out of storage. Fancy Drink Check! LIVE Trail!
Suprise! I'm Illiterate and Leaky Bladder
Brooklyn #924
Start: Other Half Brewing, 195 Centre St between Court and Smith
Transit: F/G to Smith-9th St

On-In: Dean Street Tavern

Eager for Beaver & Cheeky BastardDean Street Tavern
David's Day hash
NYC #1784
Start: Dave's Tavern 574 Ninth Avenue (btwn 41st and 42nd) Manhattan
Transit: A/ C/ E to 42nd st. 1/ 2/ 3/ N/ Q/ R/ W/  to Times Square

Davids' Day!  All Davids are welcome.  Come out and celebrate the patron saint of Wales, David.  Bring a daffodil or even a leak, and be Welsh for a day.  Yacky Da!
Fast American Dave, Momentarily Vertical, Coneylingus
LIL #72
Start: Westbury. Prelube: Friar's Tavern, 231 Post Ave. (map)
Transit: 2:22pm pArTY tRaiN from Penn or Atlantic Term to Westbury, arrives at 3:06.
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Lorax Moon
GGFM #349
Start:

Transit: 2/3/4/5/A/C/J/Z to Fulton Street, 6 to Brooklyn Bridge

Moonocle
NEW ON IN
CRAFT BEER
ADRIENNE'S PIZZA

On-In: A to A

BollywoodlessA to A
Cheekstravaganza
Knickerbocker #133
Start: Brooks Brothers Red Fleece Cafe, 901 Broadway
Transit: N/R/Q/W/4/5/6/L to 14th Street - Union Square
Cheeky Bastard
Brooklyn #923
Start: High Dive 243 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
Transit: R to Union Street, 2/3 to Bergen Street, B/Q to 7th Ave
Check Spreader
NYC #1783
Start: Bob's Your Uncle, 929 Columbus Avenue (between 105th and 106th Streets)
Transit: B/C or 1 Trains to 103rd Street
Foreign My Twat
NAWW #324
NAWW #324
Start: Rattle & Hum 14 East 33rd Street between Fifth and Madison Avenues.
Transit: 6 to 33rd Street,  B D F M N Q R W to 34th Street/Herald Square

There will be a drink check. Weather forecast is warm and dry.
Shame Crustacean w co-hare Dead Hooker
The Inaugural Glazed Donut Trail!
Brooklyn #922
Start: Rocka Rolla, 486 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211
Transit: G to Metropolitan / L to Lorimer

Come for some Non NYC marks, donut checks and a guaranteed disaster of a trail. Non pizza food.
Fifty Shades of Glaze
NYC #1782
Start: Live Bait 14 E 23rd St
Transit: N / R / 6 to 23rd

For those who are new to hashing would like to some day hare and you don't know to set a NYC trail, please contact me. We can set trail together. Expect an A to B trail and new ON-IN.

On-In: The Albion

CONEYLINGUS & Just John ( virgin lay )The Albion
[Actual] Valentine's Day hash!
Knickerbocker #132
Start: Nassau Bar, 118 Nassau St.
Transit: A/C/J/Z/2/3/4/5 to Fulton, R/W to City Hall
Mandatory Fun
Black Valentine Hash for Lonely Hearts and Unrequited Lovers
Brooklyn #921
Start: Bed-Stuy Applebee's 1360 Fulton St
Transit: A / C to Nostrand Avenue


Bring out your blackest clothes that are blacker than your soul and revel in the knowledge that love doesn't matter; we're all going down in flames anyway. Cunt! and Gyno will be your dates for an evening of romance and angst, starting at everyone's least favorite date spot. So think of a story about a former lover who wronged you, pump some Dashboard Confessional through your earbuds and get ready to Feel. So. Hard.*

*about this terrible trail you're going to run

On-In: Q Tavern

What A Cunt!, GynoplastyQ Tavern
Mardi Gras Hash resurrected
NYC #1781
Start: The Patriot, corner of Church and Chambers
Transit:
1/2/3 to Chambers St,
R/W to City Hall,
4/5/6 to Brooklyn Bridge City Hall,
A/C/E to Chambers St

There will be beads and king cake!
US Marine Whore & Noah's Dinghy
Valentines Day Hash!!!
Columbia #110
Start: Coogans 4015 Broadway @ W 169th St.
Transit: A/C/1 to 168th St
Gynocracy
NAWW #323
NAWW #323
Start: Subway Inn 1140 Second Ave. (E. 60th St. and 2nd Ave)
Transit: 4, 5, 6, N, R, W to 59th St.
All Hands on Wood
Brooklyn #920
Start: Alligator Lounge 600 Metropolitan Ave
Transit: L to Lorimer, G to Metropolitan

On-In: t.b.d Brooklyn 224 Franklin St at Green

Six Inches, Ladiest.b.d Brooklyn 224 Franklin St at Green
Super Bowl LII
NYC #1780
Start: One Star, 147 West 24th Street (between 6th & 7th Ave)
Transit: 1 train to 23rd Street or C, E, F to 23rd St.

Bring extra funds for Super Bowl Squares
CPA
Note the later than usual start
Geordi's Beer Day!
LIL #71
Start: Susan's Pub, 8 Railroad Ave, Bethpage, NY
Transit: pArtY tRaIn: 12:12AM from Penn Station, or 11:45AM from Atlantic with a transfer at Jamaica. Arrives 1:01PM at Bethpage. Note the early train time!

Shiggy socks strongly recommended.
Geordi La Foreskin, Cums Faster Than Men, & Surprise I'm Illiterate
Woodchuck Moon
GGFM #348
Start: Ginger's Bar 363 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
Transit: R to 9th Street, F/G to 4AV - 9th Street Station

Chicken/Eagle Trail, Bring a flashlight or headlamp, especially for the eagles.
Blowzo the Clown
Knickerbocker #131
Start: Reif's Tavern, 302 E 92nd St, New York, NY 10128
Transit: 4, 6 to 96th Street or Q to 96th Street

Headlamps might be a good idea da
Turd Dimension
Brooklyn #919
Start: Rocka Rolla 486 Metropolitan Ave  
Transit: G/L to Metropolitan Ave - Lorimer St.
Drug Bust
NYC #1779
Start: Rudy's, 627 9th Avenue (between 44th and 45th)
Transit: A/C/E to 42nd St/Port Authority, 1/2/3/7/R/N/Q to Times Square

There may be a Drinks Stop
Just Sean
NAWW #322
NAWW #322
Start: Wood and Ales 234 W 14th St , b/t 7th Ave & Avenue Of The Americas
Transit: 1/2/3 Train to 14 St, A/C/E/L to 14th st.
Just Justin and Coneylingus
Brooklyn #918
Start: High Dive, 243 5th Ave, Brooklyn
Transit: R to Union Street, 2/3/4/5 to Bergen Street, or B/Q to 7 Av

Potential for non-pizza food at the on-in!
Half Price Head
NYC #1778
Start: The Emerald Inn on 72nd St, off Broadway
Transit: 1/2/3 train to 72nd St
Just Anil & Pussyfoot
Hint: the hare is an artist.  His Christmas Eve trail was in the shape of a heart!
18thish Annual Flashlight Hash!
GGFM #347
Start: Malachy's (72nd & Columbus) 103 W 72nd Street, New York, NY 10023  
Transit: A/B/C to 72nd; 1/2/3 to 72nd St-Broadway

Bring a cranium lamp!  Bring a flashlight!  Bring a battery-powered LED night light - whatever you've got!
Tall Dark and Hammered,
Crazy Bob, and A Little Dirty
Hamilton Hash!
Knickerbocker #130
Start: Harlem Public, 3612 Broadway
Transit: A/B/C/D to 145th, 1 to 145th

There WILL be off-road action. Headlamps highly recommended! Meetup RSVP Here!
Idle Handjobs
Polar Bear Hash!!!
Brooklyn #917
Start: Steeplechase Beer Garden, 1904 Surf Avenue
Transit: D/F/N/Q to Coney Island/Stillwell Avenue. Please check the MTA's site for service changes

There will be a trail! There will be a polar bear dive! There will be haberdashery for those who complete both! Bring a towel and a change of warm clothes if you're taking the dip.
The BH3 Committee
Polar Bear Hash!!!
NYC #1777
Start: Steeplechase Beer Garden, 1904 Surf Avenue
Transit: DFNQ to Coney Island - Stillwell Ave
The BH3 Committee (joint hash)
Columbia #109
Start: Buddha Beer Bar 4476 Broadway, New York, NY 10040
Transit: 1 to 191 St, A to 190th St

Hare promises at least two or more of the following things: shiggy, water crossings, birthday treats, shitty beer, hills, shitty trail.  Yay!

On-In: Mr McGoo's 5602 Broadway, Bronx, NY 10463

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, WHORE!Mr McGoo's 5602 Broadway, Bronx, NY 10463
Queens Black Knights #59
Start: Sweet Spot, 22-72 31st Street
Transit: NW to Ditmars Blvd
Cheeky Bastard & Ditch Sucker
NAWW #321
NAWW #321
Start: SNAFU 127 East 47th Street (Between 3rd & Lex. Aves)
Transit: 6 to 51st St./Lex. Ave 7, 4, 5, 6, S To Grand Central on 42nd Street
Wed not Dead assisted by Momentarily Vertical
Brooklyn #916
Start: The Rookery, 425 Troutman St
Transit: L to Jefferson
Surprise!
WARM UP!!!
NYC #1776
Start: Nancy Whisky Pub, 1 Lispenard St    
Transit: Canal stops: 1, NQR or 6 (also can take the 1 to Franklin )

Will be a short, hot trail.
Epi & Coney
LIL #70
Start: Jamaica LIRR, Prelube: Maloney's, 87-67 Sutphin Blvd (8 min walk from station, map)
Transit: 2:22pm pArtY tRaIn from Penn OR Atlantic. Trains 'come together' at 2:43!


This on-in is worth coming out and we have a swell avoid-the-cold trail planned! There will be beer! There will be warmth! You will get a workout but none of your parts will fall off, guaranteed*. Still, it will be VERY cold and there is a wind chill advisory, so please make sure you keep all your parts covered (wear gloves and a hat).

*As long as you don't decide to do trail with no pants on.
Grayvee Train & What a C*nt
Underwear as Outerwear!
Knickerbocker #129
Start: Offside Tavern (formerly Bunga's Den)
137 W 14th St, New York, NY 10011
Transit: A/C/E/2/3/F/M to 14th St

Bikini cut, boyshort or thong, put those panties on over your running tights, 'cause it's JANUARY! Time to welcome the coldest months of hashing by strapping something lacy and complicated on over your warmest winter gear.

Why the F would you want to wear undies over your clothes? Because MORE FUN MORE FUN MORE FUN! And if you participate, you get a special prize!

Prelube 6:30, pack away 7:15

Ideas: Bras over jackets, thongs over shorts. Accessorize your favorite girdle with gloves and a scarf. Put on your weird sexy pantyhose over your running tights. Babydolls, bodystockings or boxer shorts make great additions to any ensemble, especially when paired with a hat made from shapewear.

On-In: Offside Tavern

What a C*nt!Offside Tavern
A Very Cheeky New Year
Brooklyn #915
Start: Sol De Quito II, 4417 New Utrecht Avenue
Transit: D to Fort Hamilton Parkway

Ring in the new year, wish our Cheeky Bastard a happy birthday, AND combat your new year's eve hangovers all in one hash! Now with an earlier start
Cheeky Bastard
NYC #1775
Start: The Heights Bar & Grill, 2867 Broadway
Transit: 1 to Cathedral Parkway - 110th Street

Note the early start time to cater for those with New Year's Eve plans
Cheeky Bastard
The Best for Last of 2017
Columbia #108
Start: One Mile Bar - 10 Delancy Street between Bowery & Chrystie St.
Transit: B/D to Grand St. or F to Delancy St.
Blow in the Park
Once-in-a-Blue-Moon Hash
GGFM #346
Start: Brooklyn Brewhouse, 229 Duffield Street, Brooklyn
Transit: 23 to Hoyt Street, ACFR to Jay Street - Metrotech, BQ to Dekalb Avenue

Not a typo - same start as Wed. Hare promises a totally different trail and on-in.
Cheeky Bastard
NAWW #320
Start: Brooklyn Brewhouse, 229 Duffield Street, Brooklyn
Transit: 23 to Hoyt Street, ACFR to Jay Street - Metrotech, BQ to Dekalb Avenue
Cheeky Bastard
Brooklyn #914
Brooklyn #914
Start: 4th Avenue Pub
Transit: 2/3/4/5/B/D/N/R/Q to Atlantic Terminal

*Note Odd Start Time* We're currently Hareless on Christmas Eve (#sadface) so we're sending you all off to a bar to choose your own Hares, or hey, just hang out and drink!
It could be you!
Just Anil virgin lay
NYC #1774
Start: Triona's on Sullivan A to A
Note the early start time to cater for those with Christmas Eve plans
Just Anil & Metrosweatual
Note 1pm start - Apparently our Anil is an artist.
Knickerbocker #128
Start: Coliseum, 312 W 58th Street, between 8th and 9th Avenues
Transit: 1/2/A/B/C/D to Columbus Circle, N/Q/R/W to 57th St

It gets dark early - consider headlamps!
Dogface
White Trash Hash
Brooklyn #913
Start: 95th Street R Train Stop
Transit: ... The R train... obviously
Smashmouth
Santa Sluts
NYC #1773
Start: One Star 147 W 24th St Trail will be A to A
Transit: 1/R/W 23rd St

Live Trail with 3 Drink Checks!!!  Come out in your most delightfully tacky sweaters, holiday costumes, Santa hats! There will be beer, games, beer, your lovely Harriettes, beer, Drink Checks, beer, and did we mention GAMES!!! Delightfully tacky prizes will be awarded so bring your A game!!!
Harriettes Committee
The Santa Sluts Pre-Game 🎅🏼 🎅🏼 🎅🏼
Queens Black Knights #58
Start: Saints & Sinners, 59-21 Roosevelt Ave, Woodside, NY 11377
Transit: 7 to 61st Street-Woodside Ave

If history has taught us anything, it's that CPA lays a dope Queens trail. Bring your virgins, bring your visitors to what will likely be in the top 12 trails laid for the QBK this year.
CPA
NAWW #319
NAWW #319
Start: Johnny Utah's, 25 W 51st St
Transit: B/D/F/M to 47 to 50th Sts Rockefella Ctr

Try to get there a bit early and enjoy their beer specials and mechanical bull riding.
Coneylingus
Brooklyn #912
Brooklyn #912
Start: Hank's Saloon, 46 3rd Ave, Brooklyn
Transit: 2, 3, 4, or 5 to Atlantic/Barklay's; or A, C to Hoyt-Schermerhorn

We got some time before it happens, but Hank's has announced it will be closing next year so some rich people can build some big building. Seems appropriate to pay some respects to this regular venue of ours.
Turd Dimension
There will be a virgin lay
NYC #1772
Start: Turtle Bay Tavern 2nd Avenue, New York, NY
Transit: 6 to 51st
Metrosweatual, Just Hannah, Just Michelle
Sum Cunt Part II/CTD's Dirty Jersey Bday Hash!
Columbia #107
Start: Newark Penn Station with Prelube at Bello's Pub (which is right there says the hare)
Transit: 2:14 pArTy TrAiN from NJ Transit/Penn Station or the Path from World Trade Center.  If you're running late there is a 2:55 train
Cum Test Dummy & Cock Spray
Knickerbocker #127
Start: Lederhosen, Grove St and Bleecker
Transit: 1/2 to Christopher St, B/D/F/M/A/C/E to W 4th St

It gets dark early - consider headlamps!
Epi-Penetrated and Jersey Steamer
Brooklyn #911
Brooklyn #911
Start: The Wilky 108 Patchen Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11221
Transit: J/M/Z to Gates, A/C to Utica

Come on out for a big hump (style trail) from our St Louis hashers! A to A trail!

On-In: The Wilky 108 Patchen Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11221

Fist in her Furry Ass and $5, $5, $5The Wilky 108 Patchen Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11221
NYC #1771
Start: Jeremy's Ale House , 228 Front St
Transit: A/C/4/5 to Fulton St.

Due to weekend maintenance means 2/3 trains are not an option.
Coneylingus
69th R*nning of the Mad Cows!! Dec 1-3
LIL #69
Start: Montauk
Transit: Options are listed here under "Transportation"

We're doing the 69!! All weekend long. Starting with a Mad Cow pub crawl Friday night, a super shitty coastal trail on Saturday, pARty Saturday night with live music and fire pits, and wrapping it up with a fat boy trail Sunday. Rego is only $69 and includes a T-shirt! Here's what you need to do:
1. Submit your rego: https://sites.google.com/view/longisland69
2. Pay A Little Dirty $69 (check the Event Details on the url above)
3. Book your room at Daunt's Albatross Motel (631) 668-2729‬
There are only a handful of rooms left! We need a headcount to plan beer and food quantities, so please book and pay by Thanksgiving. Shirts will be ordered Nov 15.
R*n 69 Committee
NAWW #318
NAWW #318
Start: Barcelona Bar  - 923 Eighth Avenue (W.55th St.)
Transit: A B C D, 1 to 59th/Columbus Circle, C E to 50th Street, N Q R W to 57th Street

Headlamps Recommended. Gets dark early!
Momentarily Vertical
Moss Bros's German Style Trail
Brooklyn #910
Start: Prelube: House of Wax on 4th floor City Point
--> Map <--
Transit: B/Q/R to Dekalb or A/C/G to Hoyt-Schermerhorn

Hash Cash - $10 - expect German holiday beverages on trail which were carried across the Atlantic just for you!  On our own for food, not pizza and plenty of options for vegetarians and meat-eaters.
Moss Bros and Drug Bust
NYC #1770
Start: Dublin House, Broadway & 79th St.
Transit: 1 to 79th St.
Eager for Beaver and Fast American Dave #6
Thanksgiving Orphans' Hash
Knickerbocker #126
Start: Picante, 139th and Broadway
Transit: 1 to 137th, BD to 145th
Fluffy
Its a Larrakin!
Brooklyn #909
Start: Duff's 168 Marcy Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211
Transit: JMZ to Marcy Ave

We'll follow easy Larrakin rules. Two live hares will be randomly chosen by drawing straws and together they will set a trail no more than 1 mile to a drink stop.  Once the pack re-groups at the drink stop, two more hares will be chosen to set another 1 mile or less trail.  We repeat until we're bored, drunk, or dead.  London rules for hash cash. Larrakin style circle.  So bring ideas for good bars and good down-downs.
Could be YOU!!
NYC #1769
Start: Fulton Street / William Street junction
Transit: A, C,  2, 3, 4, 5 to Fulton Street
Legs Lesley & Ahoy the W*nker
The British Invasion Continues!
Queens Black Knights #57
Start: Station Bar, 39-50 61st St, Woodside, NY 11377
Transit: 7 to 61st Street - Woodside

Former GM and current Dogface will be continuing his invasion of the hash with his 2nd trail of the week! Cum one, cum all! There will definitely not be a drink check, but knowing Dogfaces' perchance for good beer, know that we'll be rejoicing with better brews! On-on! 🐾
Dogface 🐶
NAWW #317
NAWW #317
Start: 2A  | 27 Avenue A, New York, NY 10009
Transit: F to Second Ave. 6 to Bleecker B D F M to Broadway/Lafayette
DogFace!
Hareraiser Kick-Off
Brooklyn #908
Start: The Charleston 174 Bedford Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211
Transit: L to Bedford Ave

Let our Hareraisers strut-their-stuff!
Blowzo the Clown and Pooping Cough
NYC #1768
Start: Central Park North
Transit: 2, 3 Train to 110th Street

No pre-lube.  Meet outside subway station.
Pussyfoot
Philly White Dress R*n
Columbia #106
Start: CUNTH3 invades Philly for the last year of White Dress R*n
Transit: There is plenty of crash space in Philly.  The sooner you ask, the sooner you receive!

Please contact Gag'em Style @ emoore222@gmail.com for crash space in Philly
WDR Committtee
(FINALLY) THE KNICKERBOCKER H3 AGM! Feat. COSMO'S 3RD A*AL BDAY HASH!
Knickerbocker #125
Start: The Weir, 1672 3rd Ave, New York, NY 10128
Transit: Q, 4, 5, 6, train to 96th Street

Out with the old, in with the new! Join us as we say buh bye to the old Knick committee and oh heeeey to the new! We'll also be saying adios to Cosmo's 25th year on this earth and hello to a whole new year of drunken mistakes and blackout shenanigans. Expect a piñata (his name is Guillermo) & 2 drink checks (yum yum!). CUM OUT, WONTCHA? 🙂 Headlamps highly suggested & BRING YOUR ID'S ON TRAIL!
Cosmopolitits + committee friends <3
Marathon Recovery Hash
Brooklyn #907
Start: Coliseum Bar, 312 West 58th between 8th and 9th Avenues
Transit: Subway to Columbus Circle

Eagle Trail! Chicken Trail!  Walkers Trail!!! For all the racists who need a day off.
Dog Face
NYC Marathon Day Hash
NYC #1767
Start: R*n start and mile 23 beer stop location: NW corner of 96th St and 5th Ave
Transit: 6 train to 96th St

Note 10:00AM start time; don't forget to change your clocks!! Hash cash for the full day will be $25 ($5 if just at 96th st, $20 if just at on-in). On After: THE PARLOUR: 250 W 86th St. Transit: Run the NYC marathon and walk from the finish line, or walk across Central Park from the beer stop and walk/bike/take the 1 train to 86th st.

On-In: THE PARLOUR: 250 W 86th St.

Coneylingus and lots of volunteersTHE PARLOUR: 250 W 86th St.
LIL #68
Start: Great Neck LIRR, Prelube: Señor Nacho 31 S Middle Neck Rd (exit front of train)
Transit: 2:18pm pArTy TRaIn from Penn Station to Great Neck, arrives at 2:55. No train from Atlantic this time, Brooklyners!
Hindlick & A Little Dirty
SUPER SECRET HARE HASH
NAWW #316
Start: Rudy's 627 9th Ave, New York, NY 10036
Transit: A, C to 42nd Street
SUPER SECRETY MYSTERY HARE
Halloween Hash
GGFM #345
Start: One Star Bar 147 W 24th Street (24th Street between 6th and 7th Avenues)
Transit: 1 to 23rd Street, F/M to 23rd Street

It's that spooky time of year again!  Come out in full costume for our an*l Halloween Hash! We know you have a whole drawer full of hash costumes, so slap something together or paint on a fake mustache, whatever gets you in the candy-selling-commercialized-holiday SPIRIT!  And if that doesn't work, come for the candy! Trail is A-to-A, so feel free to swing by as early as 6:30 if you need to get in character.  Or just to drink beer.
The Committee!
Smashmouth's 60th Birthday
NYC #1766
Start: On the street outside the Franklin Street subway station  
Transit: 1 train to Franklin St.   A salute to old people!  Smashmouth is planning a special day to celebrate his 60th year on earth.  If you were there for his 50th, or 40th, or... then come on out!
Smashmouth
Brooklyn H3 AGM
Brooklyn #906
Start: The Emerson Bar, 561 Myrtle between Emerson and Classon


Transit: G to Classon

Special Day - Special Time - Special Celebration Come celebrate the changing of the guard at the Brooklyn H3. A to A trail with drink checks!
The Committeeeeee
Brooklyn H3 AGM Pub Crawl
Brooklyn #905
Start: Die Stammkneipe/Der Schwarze Koelner biergarten, corner of Fulton and Hanson
Transit: A/C to Lafayette, B/Q/D/N/R/2/3/4/5 to Atlantic/Barclay's Center

Pub Crawl - Pub Crawl - Pub Crawl Part of the Brooklyn H3 AGM Weekend
Brooklyn H3 Committee
Knickerbocker #124
Start: Triona's, 237 Sullivan St
Transit: A/C/E, B/D/F/M to W 4th St
Hail Me a Hackjob
Brooklyn #904
Start: Rosemary's Greenpoint Tavern, 188 Bedford Ave
Transit: L to Bedford Ave

On-In: Key Bar, 13th St btw 1st & A (in Manhattan)

Cheeky Bastard and Just RyanKey Bar, 13th St btw 1st & A (in Manhattan)
NYC #1765
Start: Whisky Tavern, 79 Baxter Street
Transit: 6 train to Canal Street. Alternatively, N, Q or R to Canal Street or B to Grand Street followed by a 5-10 minute walk.

Seeking co-hare and bag hags

On-In: One Star

Just BenOne Star
Queens Black Knights #56
Start: Alfonzo's Bar, 75-15 Broadway, Flushing, NY 11373  
Transit: E, F, M, R to Roosevelt Ave - Jackson Heights

On-In: Paddy Duggan's Pub, Greenpoint Ave btw 47th & 48th St

Surprise! I'm IlliteratePaddy Duggan's Pub, Greenpoint Ave btw 47th & 48th St
NAWW Hash
NAWW #315
Start: One Star 147 West 24th Street
Transit: N, R to 23rd Street, F, M to 23rd St. 1 to 23rd St., C, E to 23rd St.

Bring a headlamp!

On-In: MacDougal Street Ale House, 122 Macdougal St

Just TomMacDougal Street Ale House, 122 Macdougal St
Brooklyn #903
Start: Mullane's Bar & Grill, 21 Lafayette Ave
Transit: A/C to Lafayette Ave, 2/3/4/5/B/D/Q/N/R to Barclay's Center/Atlantic Terminal, G to Fulton

On-In: Cherry Tree, 4th Ave between St Mark's & Bergen

What a C*nt and Surprise! I'm Illiterate!Cherry Tree, 4th Ave between St Mark's & Bergen
NYC #1764
Start: Drop Off Service, 211 Avenue A, just South of 14th Street
Transit: N, Q, R, 4, 5 or 6 to Union Square or L to 1st Avenue

On-In: Drop Off Service (A-A)

LunchDrop Off Service (A-A)
Columbia #105
Start: Subway Inn 1140 2nd Ave
Transit: 4/5/6/N/R/W to Lexington Ave/59th St F/Q to Lexington Ave/63rd St

On-In: McSwiggans, 2nd ave @ 23rd St

Gabe the BabeMcSwiggans, 2nd ave @ 23rd St
The Amityville Horror Halloween Hash
LIL #67
Start: Amityville LIRR parking lot
Transit: 6:46pm LIRR pArtY tRaIN from Penn to Amityville, arriving at 7:50. (If you miss this one, the 7:08 will get you there by the time trail starts.)

Join the Mad Cows in Amityville on Friday the 13th to party again with the ORIGINAL Long Island H3!

On-In: Carney's Irish Pub And Restaurant, 136 Broadway, Amityville

Cheeky BastardCarney's Irish Pub And Restaurant, 136 Broadway, Amityville
Season Opener!
Knickerbocker #123
Start: Nassau Bar, 118 Nassau St (btwn Ann and Beekman)
Transit: Fulton St (A, C, J, Z, 2, 3, 4, 5), Courtland St (R, W)

On-In: Reade Street Pub & Kitchen, 135 Reade St

The Knickerbocker Committee! (in part)Reade Street Pub & Kitchen, 135 Reade St
Brooklyn #902
Start: Uncle Barry's, 58 5th Ave between St Marks and Bergen
Transit: N/R/Q/B/D/2/3/4/5 to Atlantic Avenue/Barclay's Center

On-In: Givers And Takers, 3rd Ave btw Carroll & President

Noah's DinghyGivers And Takers, 3rd Ave btw Carroll & President
Lost in Central Park?
NYC #1763
Start: Jake's Dilemma, 430 Amsterdam Avenue (near the junction with 81st Street)
Transit: 1 to 79th Street station

On-In: The Parlour, 86th btw Broadway & West End

CockburglarThe Parlour, 86th btw Broadway & West End
Hunter's Moon
GGFM #344
Start: Tap a Keg (A Hell of a Joint) - 2731 Broadway between 104th & 105th St
Transit: 1 to 103rd St

On-In: McAleer's Pub, Amsterdam Ave between 80th & 81st

Surprise! I'm Illiterate!McAleer's Pub, Amsterdam Ave between 80th & 81st
NAWW Season Opening! NAWW #314
NAWW #314
Start: A.S. Subway Inn Bar 1140 2nd Ave, New York, NY 10065
Transit: N/R/4/5/6 to Lexington Ave/59th St., F/Q to Lexington Ave/63rd St.

Welcome to the 2017-2018 New Amsterdam Winter Wednesday Season. It's going to be fun. Bring a headlamp!

On-In: Turtle Bay, 2nd Ave between 52nd & 53rd

The NAWW Committee!Turtle Bay, 2nd Ave between 52nd & 53rd
Brooklyn #901
Start: Bar Granger (in Gotham Market), 590 Fulton St
Transit: 2/3/4/5 to Nevins St, B/Q/R to DeKalb, G to Fulton St, C to Lafayette

Blowzo's Virgin Lay!!! with some help from Drug Bust.

On-In: Angry Wade's, Smith & Butler

Blowzo the ClownAngry Wade's, Smith & Butler
NYC #1762
Start: Subway Inn, 1140 2nd Avenue
Transit: N/R/4/5/6 to Lexington Ave/59th St., F/Q to Lexington Ave/63rd St.
Cheeky Bastard
CUNTH3 Invades BK part ???
Columbia #104
Start: 4th Ave Pub
Transit: B/D/N/Q/R/2/3/4/5 to Atlantic Ave-Barclays Ctr
Blow in the Park
Last of the Summer Runs
NYC #1761
Start: Flannery's Bar on 14th Street, near 7th Avenue
Transit: 1, 2, 3, A, C, E, F, M to 14th Street or L to either 6th or 8th Avenue

On-In: White Horse Tavern, 25 Bridge St, FiDi

PussyfootWhite Horse Tavern, 25 Bridge St, FiDi
Brooklyn #900
Start: The Montrose, 47 5th Avenue
Transit: B/D/N/Q/R/2/3/4/5 to Atlantic Ave/Barclays Center, LIRR to Atlantic Terminal

On-In: Pacific Standard, 4th Ave & St Mark's

Gag'Em Style and Cheeky BastardPacific Standard, 4th Ave & St Mark's
Last NASS of the year
NASS #237
Start: Rockefeller Park Preserve. North Country Trail parking lot on Rte 117. Coordinates: N41°07.397 W073°48.717. For those driving, entrance to car park is opposite house no. 981 Bedford Rd, Pleasantville. (note it’s the larger of the 2 car parks adjacent to each other). Park at the top end.
Transit: From Grand Central take 2.22 pm Metro North Harlem line train  and get off at Pleasantville station at 3.14 pm onto west side exit to car park. Hares will provide transport for short 5-minute ride to start of run.

Run will start at 3:30 sharp.
ON ON at hares’ backyard. If planning to come, please email gerryzemog@yahoo.com (by Friday night if possible) so we can plan logistics. Cell +914-4092314 for queries.

Gerryatric and One White One
The Great Prairie Dog Chase!
Queens Black Knights #55
Start: Bohemian Hall & Biergarten, 2919 24th Ave, Astoria, NY 11102
Transit: N/W to Astoria Blvd

Get your cheeks ready for The Great Prairie Dog Chase! Don't be number 2. This r*n features a live trail, turkey/eagle split and, of course #2 drink checks - if you can hold them in 💩 💩

On-In: Irish Rover, 38th St & 28th Ave, Astoria

Prairie Dog'nIrish Rover, 38th St & 28th Ave, Astoria
NYC #1760
Start: Lily O'Brien's, 18 Murray St at Church Ave
Transit: A/C to Chambers, R/W to City Hall, 2/3 to Park Place, 4/5/6 to Brooklyn Bridge

On-In: Triona's, Sullivan & W 3rd St

Mandatory FunTriona's, Sullivan & W 3rd St
Brooklyn #899
Start: The Owl Farm, 297 9th St at 5th Ave
Transit: R/F/G to 4th Ave-9th St
US Marine Whore
Red Dress Stumble / Recovery Run
Special #135
Start: Meet in the center of the OCCULUS @ Westfield World Trade Center Come drag your a$$ out of bed for the Red Dress Recovery Run! No dresses for this one.. A to B trail.
Transit: Transit: 4/5/6/A/C/2/3 to Fulton Street, R/W to Cortland Street or Path to World Trade Center
Coneylingus
20th Anniversay NYC Red Dress R*n
Special #134
Start: OVERLOOK NYC | New York's Bar & Grill, 225 E 44th A-to-A R*n; 2pm makeup; 3pm start Come out in your red dress finest for a day and night filled with beer, food, drunken debauchery, dancing, fabulous prizes and giveaways! Charity Info coming soon. PRE-REGISTRATION for $ 40 available now.. Sign up now! We need an accurate count on how many are going to attend. Don't get stuck paying $50 without preregistering. Sign up now and pay $40 at the door. http://nych3rdr.weebly.com
Flabio, HUA, Jeter Eater, Cougarr, Coneylingus
Red Dress Prelube - American Tourist Pub Crawl + Red Dress Swap
Special #133
Start: The Long Hall @ Pier A Harbor House 22 Battery Place (FYI - The Long Hall is at the far end of the pier, facing Lady Liberty!  You can walk through Pier A to get there, or go around the outside to the end of the pier - Cheers, GGFM Committee)
Transit: 2/4/5 to Bowling Green, N/R/W to Rector Street

Wear your best fanny pack and giant camera, mid-shin black socks with sandals, Hawaiian shirts and white sneakers - we're giving you a historic/swanky/divey/touristy boozed up tour of the city!  Got a closet full of red dresses from events past?  Bring those relics with you for a red dress swap of historic proportions!
GGFM Committee!
Just Ryan's vIrgin Lay
NYC #1759
Start: Peculier Pub Bleecker and LaGuardia Place
Transit: A, B,C,D,E,F,M,(W4th St),1(Varick),6 (Bleecker)
Metrosweatual, Momentarily Vertical & Just Ryan 
Summit H3's Downtown Fiasco!
Brooklyn #898
Start: 60 William Street New York, NY 10005
Transit:
2/3 to Wall Street, J/Z to Broad Street, 4/5 to Wall Street


The Manhattan mishap continues ... join the half-minds of the Summit HHH for a downtown romp. Hash through the dark canyons, tangle of narrow lanes, and maze-like allies known as NYCs financial district. Honor those lost and bugger the bastards who attacked us on 9/11/2001 by continuing to keep this great hash tradition alive and strong. Start is at Chase Manhattan Plaza
Secaucless/Maliboo & Loogie, of Summit H3
**EARLY START TIME**
Columbia #103
Start: Douglas Park
Transit: Metro-North to Philipse Manor 12:20 pm Party train from Grand Central arrives at Philipse Manor at 1:16 pm. Short walk to start.  

Multiple water crossings. Shiggy. Trail. Drink check (with kayak rental (bring extra $$ if interested.))Ballbuster eagle. Scenic chicken. Outdoor ON-IN.
Cums Faster then Men & Pizza Slut
Harvest Moon
GGFM #343
Start: Franklin Park, 618 St Johns Pl, Brooklyn, NY 11238
Transit: 2/3/4/5 to Franklin Ave, S to Botanic Garden


Cum On Moses
NYC #1758
Start: Trailer Park Lounge, 271 West 23rd Street
Transit: Take the 1 train to 23rd Street

The forecast is for rain. You have been warned.
Cheek Spreader and What a Cunt
Labor Day Hash!
Brooklyn #897
Start: High Dive Brooklyn 243 5th Avenue, Brooklyn, NY 11215
Transit: R to Union Street, B/Q to 7th Avenue and walk a few more  blocks, F/G to Carroll (according to Hare) and walk EVEN MORE blocks

NOTE: Early start time! London Rules. Lots of great beers, happy hour prices.
Six Inches, Ladies!
LIL #66
Start: Valley Stream. Prelube: Railroad Inn, 151 S Franklin Ave (under the tracks, map)
Transit: 2:12pm pArtY tRaIN from Penn -or- Atlantic Terminal to Valley Stream. Penn stationers transfer at Jamaica this time! Arrive at 2:45.
Kaptain Hooker
Catholic Schoolgirls Run
NYC #1757
Start: Offside Tavern 137 W 14th St - Trail will be A to A - prizes for best dressed
Transit: 1/2/3/L/F/M to 14th St
The Harriettes Committee
Menage-a-Nope's On-Out
Brooklyn #896
Start: Loosie Rouge 91 S 6th Street Brooklyn, NY 11249
Transit: J/M/Z to Marcy Avenue

Menage-a-Nope is moving to San Francisco! but she wants to set trail for  us one more time!
Menage-A-NOPE
Bring Your Boat Shoes Hash!
NASS #236
Start: Pint, 32 Wayne St, Jersey City, NJ 3, 2, 1 Sunday @ Pint: $3 Craft Beers, $2 Well Drinks, & $1 shots.
Transit: Grove Street stop on the New Jersey Path Train

Trail will be A to B. Expect an outdoor on-in. If you have boat shoes, bring them! http://www.pintbar.com/index.htm
Coneylingus, Rear End Wrangler & Use Your Inside Voice
NYC #1756
Start: Antler Beer & Wine Dispensary located at 123 Allen St.
Transit: Subway: F/M to Delancey, B/D to Grand or 6 to Spring  

On-In: Iron Horse, 32 Cliff St

Solar Eclits & BollywoodlessIron Horse, 32 Cliff St
Brooklyn Pick Up Hash
Brooklyn #895
Start: Covenhoven 730 Classon Ave
Transit: Franklin Ave A/C/S/5 Eastern Pkwy BK Museum 2/3/4    

Hare is chosen at the last minute; head starts are shorter and the hare is expected to be caught often--the hound catching the hare becomes the next hare, and on and on
It could be you!
Gabe the Babe's Birthday Run and Barbecue
NASS #235
Start: Canal Bar, 270 3rd Avenue, Brooklyn. 3rd Avenue and President Street.
Transit: Union Street on the R. Southbound R trains don't stop at Union Street. Take the R to 36th Street and take a Manhattan bound R back to Union. Or it's a ten minute walk from several stations - Atlantic / Pacific, 7th Ave, Bergen St, Grand Army Plaza, Carroll Street.

There will be a barbecue at the on in.
Check Spreader
Queens Black Knights #54
Start: Paddy G's Sports Bar, 86-34A Broadway, Queens, NY 11373
Transit: M/R to Grand Av - Newtown
Just Jen & Just Emilee
7th (?) Annual Ice Cream hash
NYC #1755
Start: Reservoir Bar, 70 University Place
Transit: RW to 8th Street, LNQ456 to 14th Street - Union Square

New Amsterdam Winter Wednesdays bring you some chills in the Summer with their annual Ice Cream hash run.
The NAWW Committee
Summer Series #5 - Bridges of Kings County
Brooklyn #894
Start: Pacific Street and 4th Ave
Transit: 2/3/4/5/B/D/N/Q/R to Barclay's Center/Atlantic Terminal

On-In: Red Hook Bait and Tackle, 320 Van Brunt St.

WhoremasterRed Hook Bait and Tackle, 320 Van Brunt St.
Topless Barbie's On-Out!!
Columbia #102
Start: Broadway Dive, 2662 Broadway (between 101st and 102nd st)
Transit: 2/3 to 96th Street; 1 to 103rd Street; A/B/C to 103rd Street

Featuring Bollywoodless' newest drink check: Topless Barbie's Dream Cock Tail!
Topless Barbie & Bollywoodless
Hashers Against Long Trails
NYC #1754
Start: St. Marks Place & 3rd Avenue
Transit: 6 train to Astor Place
Flabio & Steve
Summer Series #4 - Bridges of Kings County
Brooklyn #893
Start: 68 Jay Street Bar 68 Jay Street, Brooklyn, NY 11201
Transit: F to York, A/C to High Street-Brooklyn Bridge

Big bridges! Little bridges! Iconic and banal bridges!  Also, Jeff Bridges*! (*if you believed that I've got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you...)

On-In: 40 Knots Bar, Columbia & Sackett

Tequila Whore40 Knots Bar, Columbia & Sackett
**START/TIME CHANGE**
LIL #65
Start: Lynbrook, Prelube: Pearsall's Station, 479 Sunrise Hwy (across from LIRR Station, map)
Transit: 2:25pm pArTy tRAiN from Penn to Lynbrook, arrives at 3:03. Brooklyn alternative: 2:12pm from Atlantic Terminal transfer at Jamaica to the Penn pArTy tRAiN!!

Good chance of getting wet on trail - bring dry everything to change into. Bring a waterproof bag to keep any valuables dry on trail. Chicken/Eagle split. Drink check.
Piece of Slut
Sturgeon Moon - Sandy We Hardly Knew Ye Sendoff!
GGFM #342
Start: Nassau Bar, 118 Nassau St, FiDi
Transit: A/C/J/Z/2/3/4/5 to Fulton St.

Join us as we say adios to a couple of hash amigos. The lovely Sandy Syphilis will be moving to Chicago and she's taking Cum on Everybody with her! We'll be sending them off in proper hashly fashion - with insults and brews. Bring your stories as well as vessels! It'll be a night not to be forgotten - but you probably will. On-on!

On-In: Ft Greene Park

Sandy Syphilis  & CosmopolititsFt Greene Park
GOOD BEER HASH!
NYC #1753
Start: Dive Bar, 732 Amsterdam Ave, b/t 96th St & 95th St
Transit: 1 / 2 /3 trains to 96th Street

On-In: Bierstrasse Harlem Beer Garden, 697 West 133 street

Foreign My Twat & ConeylingusBierstrasse Harlem Beer Garden, 697 West 133 street
Summer Series #3 - Bridges of Kings County
Brooklyn #892
Start: Let's just start here. Farrell's. 215 Prospect Park West, Brooklyn, NY 11215 <-- that's the zip code
Transit: F or G to 15th/Prospect Park West, or the R to Prospect Avenue + 3.5 long block walk.

On-In: The Monro Pub, 5th Ave & 11th/12th St

Turd DimensionThe Monro Pub, 5th Ave & 11th/12th St
At Least There's still a trail!!!
Columbia #101
Start: William Jay Gaynor Memorial Cadman Plaza Park
Transit: 2/3 - Borough Hall A/C - High St. N/R/W - Court St. F - York St.

AGM is on HOLD!  Trail will be at normal 3pm time.

On-In: Crocodile Lounge, 325 E 14th St

Piece of Slut & Gag'em StyleCrocodile Lounge, 325 E 14th St
NYC #1752
Start: Wheeltapper Pub, 141 E 44th St
Transit: 4/5/6/7/S to Grand Central

On-In: Failte, 2nd Ave & 29th/30th

Surprise! I'm Illiterate!Failte, 2nd Ave & 29th/30th
Summer Series #2 - Bridges of Kings County
Brooklyn #891
Start: Towne Cafe, 2602 East 15th Street
Transit: B/Q to Sheepshead Bay (exit from the rear of the train if traveling from Manhattan)

On-In: Steeplechase Beer Garden, 1904 Surf Ave (on outside of MCU Park)

Cheeky BastardSteeplechase Beer Garden, 1904 Surf Ave (on outside of MCU Park)
LIVE TRAIL LIVE TRAIL LIVE TRAIL
NASS #234
Start: Mosholu Pkwy Subway Station 40.880053, -73.884059
Transit: 4 train to Mosholu Pkwy

Bring shiggy socks!!!  

On-In: Mr Magoo's Pub, 231st/232nd & Broadway

Piece of Slut, Cheeky Bastard, & SkidmarkMr Magoo's Pub, 231st/232nd & Broadway
Dildo Baggone's On-Out!
Queens Black Knights #53
Start: LIC Beer Project, 39-28 23rd St, LIC, 11101
Transit: F to 21 St - Queensbridge; N/W, 7 to Queensboro Plaza

You read that correctly - Ol' Dildo Baggone is leaving the concrete jungle for another concrete jungle a few hours down the road. Come celebrate by running one of his patented "worst trails ever."

On-In: Veronica's Bar, 36th Ave & 34th St, Astoria

Dildo BaggoneVeronica's Bar, 36th Ave & 34th St, Astoria
Horny Hash 4 - Burners Meet Hashers
NYC #1751
Start: One Star (147 W 24th St, New York, NY 10011)
Transit: 1/2 to 23 St; F/M to 23 St; A/C/E to 23 St

A to A! Walker trail! Drink check! Burner friends? Bring 'em! Horns? Wear 'em! What? This is the fourth annual "Burners meet Hashers" trail, which we're bringing back in memory of the lovely and amazing Tigger. The mission is to bring together Hashers and Burners, two communities of excellent people who definitely need to get to know each other better.

On-In: A-A

Skidmark, Leaky Bladder and maybe moreA-A
Summer Series #1 - Bridges of Kings County
Brooklyn #890
Start: Pearl's Social & Billy Club 40 St Nicholas Ave.  
Transit: L to Jefferson Street

Come on out for the first leg of the summer series!

On-In: King's Tavern, 949 Grand St

Drug BustKing's Tavern, 949 Grand St
NASS #233
Start: Plandome Station on the LIRR, Port Washington line.
Transit: 2:18 from Penn / 2:29 from Woodside arrives Plandome at 3:00.
Smashmouth
Five-Borough Pub Crawl
Special #132
Start: Yankee Tavern, 72 E 161st St - Bronx
Transit: B/D/4 to 161st

Note the 12:00 PM start time! You can't drink beer in all five boroughs if you don't start in the Bronx!
Splat, A Little Dirty, Hindlick
This is a pub crawl. No specific hash-cash, pay as you go. Charge your liver & your MetroCard!
Its a mystery
NYC #1750
Start: Brother Jimmy's Union Square 116 E 16th St
Transit: 4/5/6/L/N/Q/R/W to Union Square

On-In: Otto's Shrunken Head

Mystery Hare (What A C*nt!)Otto's Shrunken Head
Brooklyn #889
Start: Glorietta Baldy, 502 Franklin Avenue
Transit: C/S to Franklin Ave

Live trail! New on-in!
Cheeky Bastard
100th R*N
Columbia #100
Start: The Gin Mill, 442 Amsterdam Ave
Transit: 1 to 79th Street, B/C to 81st Street

London Rules and $3 hash cash
Larrikin (Part II)
Buck Moon
Slut's Birthday Trail

GGFM #341
Start: House of Wax, 445 Albee Square W #4410 On 4th floor across from Alamo Drafthouse  
Transit: A/C/F to Jay St MetroTech, 2/3 to Hoyt St, B/Q/R to DeKalb, 4/5 to Nevins St

Walker <3 : Chicken 4ish : Eagle: 6+ Drink check!

On-In: Slut's Roof

Piece O'SlutSlut's Roof
Post Independence Day nurse your hangover run
NYC #1749
Start: Blue Ruin 538 9th Avenue (between 39th and 40th Streets on the East side of the avenue)
Transit: Take the A/C/E to 42nd Street / Port Authority or 1/2/3 to Times Square

On-In: Barcelona Bar

Just SeanBarcelona Bar
Brooklyn #888
Start: Barclay's Center, Williamsburg Bank corner
Transit: 2/3/4/5/B/D/Q/N/R to Atlantic Ave/Barclay's Center
Fluffy
LIL #64
Start: Rockville Centre. Prelube: MacArthur Park Restaurant, 1 Maple Ave
Transit: 1:55 pArTY tRaiN from Penn to Rockville Centre, arrives at 2:36.
Three Inch Troll Slayer & Amoeba
Come see the shiny, new station at South Ferry.
NYC #1748
Start: The White Horse Tavern on Bridge Street
Transit: 1 to South Ferry, 2/3 to Wall St or 4/5 to Bowling Green,

Bag Hags needed
Pussyfoot
Brooklyn #887
Start:
Carmine's Pizzeria

Transit: L to Graham Ave.

Tasty non-pizza food. And bring a swimsuit! Or don't 😉

On-In: Willie's Hot Tub

Cream Throat Willie & SwordswallowerWillie's Hot Tub
NASS #232
Start: Bases Loaded Sports Bar, 2997 Westchester Ave, Bronx. NW exit of Buhre Ave subway station.
Transit: Buhre Ave on the 6. 43 minutes from Grand Central
Doner Kebab
Queens Black Knights #52
Start: Sunswick 35/35, 35-02 35th St, Astoria, NY 11106
Transit: N/W to 36 Avenue, E/M/R to Steinway St

Any volunteers to assist with bags and/or drink check will be greatly appreciated! Email surpriseimilliterate@gmail.com

On-In: The Local, 41st St & 31st Ave

Leaky BladderThe Local, 41st St & 31st Ave
Gay Pride Run
NYC #1747
Start: 9th Avenue Saloon 656 Ninth Avenue (between W. 45th and W. 46th)
Transit: A, C, E,  7 to 42nd St; 1, 2, 3, N, R , Q, W, S to Times Square

On-In: The Ritz, 369 W 46th St

Momentarily Vertical & Just FrankThe Ritz, 369 W 46th St
Brooklyn Pride
Brooklyn #886
Start: Xstasy Night Club, 758 5th Ave in Sunset Park
Transit: D/N/R/W to 25th St
Pecker Wrecker
LVH3 and CUNTH3 4TH Anal Campout at The Woods 2017
Columbia #99
Welcome to the Anal LVH3/CUNTH3 CAMPOUT! This is our fourth year holding it at the fantastically equipped Woods Campground in Lehighton, PA. Never heard of The Woods, the member’s only, clothing optional, LGBT campground? Well slap on your handle bar mustache and spandex, because are you in for it. Rego here: https://hashrego.com/events/lvh3-and-cunth3-4th-anal-campout-2017
Who cares? You'll be so drunk and naked it won't really matter.
Bourbon Day Hash
NYC #1746
Start: Barley & Grain 421 Amsterdam Ave (junction with 80th St) http://www.barleyandgrain.com/
Transit: 1 Train to 79th Street, C/B to 81st St.

On-In: The Parlour, 86th St & Broadway

OffDutyZZZZZZThe Parlour, 86th St & Broadway
Brooklyn #885
Start: Franklin Park, @ Franklin Ave
Transit: 2/3/4/5/S to Franklin Ave

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On-In: Cherry Tree, 65 4th Ave @ Bergen St

Plank The Doggie, no wait, Spank The Erectus, nono wait, Doggie The Spank, nonono, Erect the Plank, nononono, SpankDoggieTheErectusPlank...F&ck it, just come to the hash ok? You'll buy a new shirt, drink shitty beer and eat flaming rats' pizza!Cherry Tree, 65 4th Ave @ Bergen St
NASS #231
Start: Pelham Station on Metro North
Transit: Take the 2:36 New Haven line train. Arrives Pelham at 3:07.

Chicken and eagle trails. On in will be at Lunch's house. $15 hash cash. Barbecue and chili (meat and veggie options). If you are driving, go to Lunch's house by 2:50 and he'll drive you to the start.
Lunch
Strawberry Moon
GGFM #340
Start: St Dymphna's, 118 St Marks Pl, 10009
Transit: L to 1st Ave, F to 2nd Ave (exit on 1st Ave side), 6 to Astor, R or W to 8th St/NYU. Citibike stations at St Marks and 1st Ave and 7th st and Ave A

On-In: Skidmark's apartment in the East Village

Skidmark & Gag'em Style
Bring your ID for the on in!
Skidmark's apartment in the East Village
NYC #1745
Start: Live Bait, 14 East 23rd Street
Transit: R/W to 23rd Street, 6 to 23rd Street

Live Trail!
Cheeky Bastard and Dildo Baggone
Brooklyn #884
Start: Cadman Plaza West outside of the High Street - Brooklyn Bridge subway station
Transit: A/C to High Street - Brooklyn Bridge
Whoremaster
LIL #63
Start: Wantagh LIRR Station, Prelube: Correy's Ale House, 3274 Railroad Ave (map)
Transit: 1:55pm pArtY TrAiN from Penn, arrives in Wantagh at 2:51.

Summer's coming and we're going swimming regardless if it feels like summer. Bring suits!
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Swordswallower's VIRGIN LAY !
NYC #1744
Start: Barcelona Bar, 923 8th Ave b/t 55th St & 54th St
Transit: N/Q/R to 57th St, A/C/B/D to Columbus Circle

On-In: Turtle Bay, 2nd Ave & 52nd St

Swordswallower & ConeylingusTurtle Bay, 2nd Ave & 52nd St
Memorial Day Hash
Brooklyn #883
Start: RAIN UPDATE: BYOB Picnic will be at Piece o'Slut's house 1649 8th Ave and Prospect Ave. Same rules with an indoor location.<br> Bring your own food and beverage.  A2A trail. Trail will be set from train station to Piece o'Slut's house. See you there!
Transit: F/G to 15th St-Prospect Park

Indoor picnic!!! Indoor picnic!!
Tequila Whore and Drug Bust
NASS #230
Start: Milly's Corner, 1129 Longwood Avenue, Bronx
Transit: 6 to Longwood Avenue

Note that this is a Saturday
Cheeky Bastard
Queens Black Knights #51
Start: Station Bar, 39-50 61st St, Woodside
Transit: 7 to 61 St-Woodside Station

Despite suspicious proximity, the on-in will NOT be CPA's apartment.

On-In: The Jar, 4506 48th Ave, Woodside

Howl At The PoonThe Jar, 4506 48th Ave, Woodside
FLEET WEEK HASH
NYC #1743
Start: McQuaids 44th St and 11th Ave
Transit: A/C/E/N/Q/R/W/S/1/2/3/7 to Times Square

Coed Running Pub Trail - Live Harriettes hares - A to A - MULTIPLE DRINK CHECKS!!! Shoes, Shirts, ID's required on Trail

On-In: McQuaids, A-A

The Harriettes
Bring IDs on trail!!!
McQuaids, A-A
Brooklyn #882
Start: Livingston Manor, 42 Hoyt Street.
Transit: 2/3 to Hoyt Street, A/C/G to Hoyt - Schermerhorn Streets
Cheeky Bastard
First NASS of the season
NASS #229
Start: Broadway LIRR station, Queens.
Transit: 2:48 Port Washington branch from Penn Station. / 2:59 from Woodside. Arrives Broadway at 3:12. The Broadway stop is in NYC so get a City Ticket ($4.25), which is cheaper than a regular ticket.

On in is a barbecue at Bob's house. Apart from chicken and eagle trails there will be a walkers' trail of less than a mile if anyone is still in recovery mode after the previous day's Brooklyn Half and pub crawl.
Crazy Bob and Dogface
Brooklyn Half Pub Crawl
Special #131
Start: Watershed NYC, 517 Court Street
Transit: Smith and 9th on the F/G - exit at the end of the train closer to Manhattan and then walk one block west

6+ bars, with 40-45 minutes between each bar, hotline and FB page will be updated at each stop
Smashmouth
NYC #1742
Start: Patriot Saloon, 110 Chambers Street
Transit: A / C / 1 / 2 / 3 to Chambers St. , N / R to City Hall

On-In: Trionas, Sullivan & 3rd St

Epi-Penetrated & PussyfootTrionas, Sullivan & 3rd St
Brooklyn #881
Start: Halyards, 406 3rd Ave at 6th St
Chicken / Eagle split
Chicken 3+ miles / Eagle 6+miles
Transit: R/F/G to 4th Ave-9th St

On-In: The Sackett 661 Sackett St, Brooklyn, NY 11217

Just Doug
&
Piece O'Slut
The Sackett 661 Sackett St, Brooklyn, NY 11217
7th Anal Larrikin trail!
Columbia #98
Start: The Gin Mill - 442 Amsterdam Ave btw 81 & 82
Transit: 1 to 79th or B/C to 81st

London Rules! Bring cash on trail! $3 hash cash
Who knows? It could be you!
London Rules! Bring cash on trail! $3 hash cash
Flower Moon
GGFM #339
Start: Wicked Willies, 149 Bleecker St, New York, NY 10012
Transit: 1 to Houston Street, 6BDFM to Bleeker/Lafayette, RW to Prince

On-In: McSwiggans, 2nd ave @ 23rd St

BollywoodlessMcSwiggans, 2nd ave @ 23rd St
NYCH3 Back to Wednesdays!
NYC #1741
Start: Offside Tavern, 137 West 14th Street
Transit: FM to 14th Street, L to 6th Avenue, 123 to 14th Street

On-In: Marcha, 7th & C

Cheeky Bastard and Fast American Dave

Marcha, 7th & C
Brooklyn #880
Start: 4th Ave Pub, 76 4th Ave btw Bergen St & St Marks Pl
Transit: 2/3/4/5/B/D/N/Q/R to Atlantic Ave

On-In: Cherry Tree, 65 4th Ave (Across the street from the start)

Just Skye & Doggie ErectusCherry Tree, 65 4th Ave (Across the street from the start)
AGM
NYC #1740
Start: Westside Tavern, 360 W. 23rd (near 9th Ave.). A-to-A r*n.  Expect good beer, catered food, awards, a new committee and fun. Also a special farewell to Trip and Balls and to Wet Willy!
Transit: C, E to 23rd. St.  1 to 23rd St.

On-In: Westside Tavern

The CommitteeWestside Tavern
Mad Cows' 5th An*lversary and.. Derby Day!
LIL #62
Start: Floral Park LIRR, Prelube: Arp's Tavern, 45 Atlantic Ave (map )
Transit: 1:42 pARtY TrAiN from Penn or Atlantic, arrives in Floral Park at 2:19pm.

Remember all that swag at the inaugural trail?? Well, we won't have any of that, but there will be a trail and beer and much rejoicing. It's Derby Day! Don't let an excellent opportunity to get drunk while wearing extravagant headgear pass you by!
The Mismanagement
5th An*al Underwear Run!
Knickerbocker #122
Start: 169 Bar, 169 E Broadway near Essex
Transit: F to East Broadway, B/D to Grand St

A trail worth hauling your partially bare buns all the way from Cleveland!

On-In: Local 138, Ludlow btw Stanton and Rivington

The Knickerbocker CommitteeLocal 138, Ludlow btw Stanton and Rivington
Fifty Shades of Glazed last trail in Brooklyn
Brooklyn #879
Start: Bushwick Country Club, 618 Grand St, Brooklyn, NY 11211
Transit: L to Lorimer/G to Metropolitan

On-In: A-A

Fifty Shades of Glazed and Half Priced HeadA-A
NYC 1739
NYC #1739
Start: McSwiggan's, 393 2nd Avenue
Transit: 6 to 23 Street, R to 23 Street

On-In: Paddy Reilly's, 29th & 2nd

Ivory Dickler and Cheeky BastardPaddy Reilly's, 29th & 2nd
CUNT's First Ballbuster!
Columbia #97
Start: Maggie Mae's Bar 4115 Queens Blvd, Sunnyside, NY 11104
Transit:   7 to 40 St - Lowery Street Station

Turkey/Eagle Trail. E ~ 9miles T less than 6miles ENDS IN AN AWESOME QUEENS PLACE NEAR SUBWAY

On-In: Tarro's Bar, 111th & Roosevelt

Sexcel and Shame CrustaceanTarro's Bar, 111th & Roosevelt
Queens Black Knights AGM
Queens Black Knights #50
Start: Sean Og's. 60-02 Woodside Ave, Woodside. Corner of 60th Street.
Transit: 61st Street / Woodside on the 7 (either local or express).

Special on in with great beer and non-pizza food.

On-In: Casa de CPA

The Committee (CPA, Cosmo, Dildo B, Dogface)Casa de CPA
NAWW Season Finale #313
NAWW #313
Start: MacDougal Street Ale House 122 MacDougal Street
Transit: ABCDEFM to West 4th Street.

*New haberdashery will be up for grabs!*

On-In: The Grisly Pear 107 MacDougal St.

Momentarily VerticalThe Grisly Pear 107 MacDougal St.
Brooklyn #878
Start: Fulton Ale House, 1446 Fulton St by Tompkins Ave
Transit: C to Kingston-Throop

On-In: A-A

Doggie Erectus and Gabe the BabeA-A
NYC 1738
NYC #1738
Start: Carlow East, 1254 Lexington Avenue (btwn East 84th and East 85th)
Transit: 456 to 86th Street, Q to 86th Street

On-In: Reif's, 92nd & 2nd

Dogface and Donner KebabReif's, 92nd & 2nd
Magical 420 Pub Crawl
Special #130
Start: American Beauty, 251 West 30th Street, btwn 7th & 8th avenues
Transit: 1/2/3/A/C/E to Penn Station, B/D/F/M/N/Q/R/W to 34th st Herald Sq. CitiBike: 2 large stations on the 8th ave side of Penn, btwn 31st and 34th streets, w/ occasional valet service, and 2 stations on the 7th ave side of Penn btwn 31st and 34th
Drug Bust & Skidmark
Hotline will be updated w/ current location. Surprise at the first stop and at the last stop!
Knickerbocker #121
Start: Desmond's Tavern, Park Ave and 30th St
Transit: 6 to 28th St, R/W to 28th Sth

On-In: Offside Tavern, 14th St btw 6th & 7th Aves

Young and the WristlessOffside Tavern, 14th St btw 6th & 7th Aves
Brooklyn #877
Start: Lucky 13 Saloon, 644 Sackett St, Brooklyn, NY 11217
Transit: R to Union St

On-In: Canal Bar, 3rd Ave & President

Just Crystal and Check SpreaderCanal Bar, 3rd Ave & President
Easter
NYC #1737
Start: Juke Bar 196 2nd Ave @ 12th street Trail is A to A
Transit: L, 4,5,6,N,Q,R

On-In: A-A

The HarriettesA-A
LIL #61
Start: Sea Cliff, Prelube: The Crispy Pig, 243 Glen Cove Ave (GOOD BEER - worth the mile walk: map)
Transit: 12:22 PaRtY TrAin from Penn Station, arriving in Sea Cliff at 1:26pm (DON'T MISS THIS TRAIN, or.. consider a cab from Mineola)

Expect non-pizza food and non-concrete r*nning. Advance RSVP on the Facebook event greatly appreciated!
Coffee Queefer & Kim Dong Dildo
Pink Moon
GGFM #338
Start: Barcelona Bar, 923 8th Ave between 55th St & 54th St
Transit: N / R / Q to 57th St.

On-In: Bourbon St, Amsterdam & 79/80th

ConeylingusBourbon St, Amsterdam & 79/80th
NAWW #312
NAWW #312
Start: Mad Donkey 32-07 36th Ave. QUEENS (You heard me.)
Transit: N or W to 36th Ave., walk 2 blocks east.

LIVE Trail with Drink Checks

On-In: The Local, 31st Ave @ 41st St, Astoria

Prairie Dog'nThe Local, 31st Ave @ 41st St, Astoria
Brooklyn #876
Start: Pencil Factory, 142 Franklin Street, between Greenpoint and Milton
Transit: G to Greenpoint

On-In: tbd Brooklyn, 224 Franklin St at Greene

Six Inches, Ladiestbd Brooklyn, 224 Franklin St at Greene
NYC 1736
NYC #1736
Start: Tom & Jerry's Bar, Elizabeth St. & Houston St.
Transit: B, D, F, M to Broadway/Lafayette; 6 to Bleecker

On-In: The Four Faced Liar, 165 W 4th St

Crawlaholic and BoyslaveThe Four Faced Liar, 165 W 4th St
Columbia #96
Start: The Stumble Inn, 1454 2nd Avenue
Transit: Q to 72nd Street, 6 to 77th Street

On-In: The Parlour, 86th & Broadway

Gag'em Style and Cheeky BastardThe Parlour, 86th & Broadway
National Beer Day Hash!
Knickerbocker #120
Start: Rudy's, 9th Ave and 44th St
Transit: 1/2/3, A/C/E, N/Q/R/W to Times Square

Celebrate National Beer Day two days early!

On-In: One Star

Mandatory FunOne Star
Brooklyn #875
Start: The Double Windsor, Prospect Park West and 16th St
Transit: F to 15th St.

The on in will be London rules

On-In: The Adirondack, Prospect Ave & Reeve Pl

Scooter DoucheThe Adirondack, Prospect Ave & Reeve Pl
NYC 1735
NYC #1735
Start:

🍀🍺🍀Wheeltapper Pub🍀🍺🍀 🍻🍻🍻141 E 44th St🍻🍻🍻

⇞🔛⇞🔛⇞

Trail will have 🐥/🦅 split (under 4 or over 6 you choose)

Sweet ON-IN with private party room, great 🍺🍺🍺 deal.


Transit:

4/5/6/7/S to Grand Central 42nd St Station


On-In: The Black Sheep, 3rd Ave @ 38th St

Piece of SlutThe Black Sheep, 3rd Ave @ 38th St
March 29 NAWW #311
NAWW #311
Start: Shades of Green 125 East 15th Street b/t Irving Place and Third Ave New York, NY
Transit: 456LNQRW to 14th Street - Union Square, L to Third Avenue

On-In: Sly Fox, 2nd Ave btw 8th & 9th St

USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE & Cums Faster than MenSly Fox, 2nd Ave btw 8th & 9th St
Brooklyn #874
Start: Grand Army Plaza subway station  
Transit: 2/3 to Grand Army Plaza

On-In: The Westbury Inn, 673 Flatbush Ave at Westbury Ct

SmashmouthThe Westbury Inn, 673 Flatbush Ave at Westbury Ct
NYC 1734
NYC #1734
Start: Bob's Your Uncle 929 Columbus Ave between 105th and 106th Street   bobsyouruncle.nyc
Transit: 1, B, C to 103rd

929 Columbus Ave, New York, NY 10025

On-In: 1020 Bar, Amsterdam Ave @ 110th St.

Foreign My Twat & Just Russ1020 Bar, Amsterdam Ave @ 110th St.
Queens Black Knights #49
Start: Bierocracy, 12 -23 Jackson Avenue (at 47th Road), Long Island City.
Transit: Vernon Blvd / Jackson Ave or Hunters Point Ave on the 7, 21st Street / Van Alst on the G.

On-In: The Jar Bar, 48th Ave & 45th St, Sunnyside

Solar Eclits and Ditch SuckerThe Jar Bar, 48th Ave & 45th St, Sunnyside
Topless Barbie's Topless Hashstravaganza!
Knickerbocker #119
Start: Subway Inn, 1140 2nd Av (at 60th St)
Transit: 4/5/6/N/R/W to Lex & 59th; F/Q to Lex & 63rd; E/M to Lex & 53rd; Roosevelt Island Tram

Shirts optional. It's National Goof Off Day, but there's no real joke there.

On-In: American Trash, 1st Ave & 77th St.

Topless Barbie & Solar Eclits
Bring a MetroCard, you may need it!
American Trash, 1st Ave & 77th St.
Brooklyn #873
Start: Do or Dive, 1108 Bedford Ave
Transit: G to Bedford-Nostrand, C to Franklin (or A to Nostrand)

Note:  Google maps is confused!  It thinks Do or Dive is closed but don't worry, it is open! The place was formerly a restaurant called Do or Dine, which shut down.  Do or Dive opened in its place and is definitely open for business!

On-In: Birdy's, 1215 Myrtle Ave

50 Shades of Glaze and Tequila WhoreBirdy's, 1215 Myrtle Ave
NYC 1733
NYC #1733
Start: Four Faced Liar, 165 West 4th Street. 
Transit: West 4th Street on ACEDF, Christopher Street on the 1

On-In: Drop Off Service

Dogface & Zeno's pairadicksDrop Off Service
Annual Ides of March Green Edition Hash ( Run & Walker Friendly Trail )
NAWW #310
Start: O'Hara's Restaurant and Pub, 120 Cedar Street
Transit: N / R to Cortlandt St. , 4 / 5 to Wall Street or 1 train to Rector St.

Bring your TOGAS and WEAR GREEN. RUN & WALKER FRIENDLY TRAIL.

On-In: White Horse Tavern ( Financial District )

Stinky Fingers & ConeyWhite Horse Tavern ( Financial District )
Brooklyn #872
Start: Kings Tavern 949 Grand St, Brooklyn, NY 11211
Transit: L to Grand St

On-In: King's Tavern

Drug Bust and Six Inches, LadiesKing's Tavern
NYC Square root of three (AKA Purim)
NYC #1732
Start: Dublin House, 225 West 79th Street
Transit: 1 to 79th St; 2 / 3 to 72nd St.

On-In: Biddy's Pub, E 91st St & 2nd Ave

Topless Barbie & Busted Nut (virgin lay)Biddy's Pub, E 91st St & 2nd Ave
Columbia #95
Start: Malachy's Donegal Inn, 103 W 72nd St @ Columbus Ave
Transit: 1/2/3, B/C to 72nd St

On-In: The Gin Mill

Mandatory FunThe Gin Mill
Worm Moon
GGFM #337
Start: Earl's Beer and Cheese 1259 Park Avenue (Corner of 97th Street)
Transit: N/Q or 6 to 96th St

On-In: Reif's Tavern, 92nd and 2nd Avenue

Tequila Whore, et. al. (You?)Reif's Tavern, 92nd and 2nd Avenue
International (Working) Women's Day Hash
Knickerbocker #118
Start: Lederhosen, 39 Grove Street
Transit: Christopher Street on the 1

Seriously, it's international working women's day. Dress like a working girl and win a prize!

On-In: Somewhere in Hoboken

Just Yuriy and Cheeky BastardSomewhere in Hoboken
Brooklyn #871
Start: Sugarburg, 519 Metropolitan Ave at Union
Transit: L to Lorimer, G to Metropolitan

On-In: Rocka Rolla, 486 Metropolitan Ave

Use Your Inside Voice and Cheeky BastardRocka Rolla, 486 Metropolitan Ave
NYC 1731
NYC #1731
Start: Woogies Bar and Grill 44 Trinity Place
Transit: 4, 5 to Wall St.; J, Z to Broad St.  2, 3 to Wall. Note:  the 1 train is suspended in lower Manhattan this weekend.
BoySlave & Fairy Queen
March Madness
LIL #60
Start: Bethpage, Prelube: Susan's Pub, 8 Railroad Ave (map)
Transit: 2:12 LIRR pArtY TrAiN from Penn to Bethpage, arriving at 3:01pm. Train from Atlantic Term leaves at 1:45.

$0.75 Beer and other Unbelievable Lies!
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Hash Wednesday and SQUIRTY DANCING's On-Out!
NAWW #309
Start: Legends 33rd Street between 5th and 6th Ave 
Transit: BDFMNQRW

Say hasta la pizza to Squirty Dancing!
MetroSweatual, Just Michelle and Momentarily Vertical
Brooklyn #870
Start: O'Keefe's Bar and Grill, 62 Court St
Transit: 2/3/4/5/r trains to Borough Hall
Rack 'n Roll Her
Dirty Hiney
NYC #1730
Start: Fraunces Tavern. 54 Pearl St
Transit: 4/5, 2/3, A/C, 1/R to their respective last stops in Manhattan.
A Little Dirty & Hindlick
Queens Black Knights #48
Start: Rocky McBride's, 2701 23rd Avenue, at 27th Street, Astoria.
Transit: Ditmars Blvd on the N, W.

On-In: Veronica's Bar, 36th Ave & 34th St

Drug BustVeronica's Bar, 36th Ave & 34th St
Bring Out Your Virgins Hash
Knickerbocker #117
Start: Patriot Saloon, 110 Chambers St
Transit: 1/2/3/A/C to Chambers St, 4/5/6 to Brooklyn Bridge/City Hall

February is National Cherry Month, so bring a virgin and pop one at the Knick today!
Ice Ice Pussy and Solar Eclits
Brooklyn #869
Start: St. Gambrinus at 533 Atlantic Ave Note the earlier start time
Transit: 2/3/4 & N/Q/R/F to Atlantic/Barclay's Center

On in will be London rules
Blackout
Father Daughter Hash
NYC #1729
Start: East 86th Street and 5th Avenue
Transit: 4/5/6 to 86th Street
Just Lizzy and Cheeky Bastard
Post Valentine's Day
NAWW #308
Start: Fitzgerald's Pub 336 Third Avenue (East 25th Street)
Transit: 6 Train to 23rd or 28th Streets

On-In: Juke Bar, 196 Second Ave 12th St Ale House

Just Tyler & Cums Faster Than MenJuke Bar, 196 Second Ave 12th St Ale House
Brooklyn #868
Start: Double Windsor, 16th St and Prospect Park West
Transit: F/G to 15th St/Prospect Park

On-In: Mission Dolores, 4th Ave & Carroll St

Sandy SyphilisMission Dolores, 4th Ave & Carroll St
Just Emmy & Just Sean Virgin Lay Hash
NYC #1728
Start: The Library ,7 Avenue A
Transit: F train - 2 Avenue

Coneylingus and 2 Virgins once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just called the Islands.

On-In: American Retro Bar & Grill, 11th Ave & 51st St.

Just Emmy, Just Sean and ConeylingusAmerican Retro Bar & Grill, 11th Ave & 51st St.
5th An*l Valentine's Day sextravaganza!
Columbia #94
Start: Bob's Your Uncle, 929 Columbus Ave
Transit: B/C and 1 to 103rd Street

There will be a giveaway for everyone who does trail!

On-In: Bob's Your Uncle

The CUNT CommitteeBob's Your Uncle
Snow Moon
GGFM #336
Start: Subway Inn, 1140 2nd Ave, New York, NY 10065  
Transit: N/Q/R to Lexington Ave./59 St; 4/5/6 to 59 St; F to Lexington Ave./63 St

Cranium Lamps Strongly Encouraged!

On-In: Dive 75, 75th & Columbus

Surprise!Dive 75, 75th & Columbus
National Boy Scout Day Hash!
Knickerbocker #116
Start: Blind Tiger Ale House, 281 Bleecker St, New York, NY 10014
Transit: A/C/E/B/D/F/M to W 4th, 1 to Christopher St - Sheridan Sq, PATH to Christopher St... JFGI

Merit Badge Challenge??

On-In: Grassroots Tavern, St. Mark's btw 2nd & 3rd Aves

Two Surprise hares!Grassroots Tavern, St. Mark's btw 2nd & 3rd Aves
Brooklyn #867
Start: Corner of Union Ave and Metropolitan Ave (Macri Park) 
Transit: L to Lorimer/G to Metropolitan
Whoremaster
Super Bowl Hash
NYC #1727
Start: One Star 147 W 24th St, New York, NY 10011
Transit: C, E, F, M, 1, 2

Note the later than usual start time... bar open at 3:30, the pack is off promptly at 4:00! Trail is A to A, There will be Super Bowl Squares

On-In: One Star

CPA & Cum Test DummyOne Star
LIL #59
Start: (and prelube) Oyster Bay Brewing Co., 36 Audrey Ave (map)
Transit: From Penn take the 12:25pm pArtY tRaIn to Oyster Bay, change at Jamaica and arrive at 1:46. (Coming from Brooklyn, take the 12:22 from Atlantic Term.)
Ditch Sucker & Drawn Johnson
February 1 NAWW 307
NAWW #307
Start: Rattle & Hum 14 East 33rd Street
Transit: 6 to 33rd St.

On-In: Black Sheep, 3rd Ave & E 38th St &

Just Bryan & Cums Faster Than MenBlack Sheep, 3rd Ave & E 38th St &
Brooklyn #866
Start: Sharlene's Bar, 353 Flatbush Ave at Carlton Ave
Transit: Q/B to 7th Ave or 2/3 to Bergen

On-In: Lucky 13 Saloon, Sackett St btw 3rd & 4th Aves

US Marine WhoreLucky 13 Saloon, Sackett St btw 3rd & 4th Aves
NYC #1726
Start: Flannery's: 205 W14th St (just West of 7th ave)
Transit: 1/2/3 to 14th or A/C/E/F/M/L to 14th are a short walk
Wet Willy and Mean Jean The Down-Down Machine
7th Anal Ivy League Interhash
Special #129
Start: CUNTH3 INVASION OF PHILLY H3 Millcreek Tavern 4200 Chester Ave., Philadelphia, PA 19104
Transit: Friends, planes, automobiles... anything you can ride.

THIS IS A TRAVEL HASH ($20) Rego: https://hashrego.com/events/phillyh3-ivy-league-interhash-saturday-trail-dinne
Ben Franklin Mob H3, Philly H3
17 (more or less) Annual Flashlight Hash
GGFM #335
Start: The Museum of Natural History
Transit: B/C to 81st St,2/3 to 72nd St. and walk or 1 to 79th St. and walk a little less

All the usuals for this annual winter extravaganza, including a glugg check, dark glasses, and new haberdashery. Don't forget your flashlights, you wankers!

On-In: The Parlour @ 86th and Broadway

Tall, Dark & Hammered, A Little Dirty, Crazy BobThe Parlour @ 86th and Broadway
Opposite Day Hash!
Knickerbocker #115
Start: Wood and Ales, 234 W 14th St
Transit: A/C/E to 14th Street, L to 8th Avenue, 1/2/3 to 14th Street

Note: There will be gluten-free and vegan pizza options!
Idle Handjobs
Brooklyn #865
Start: Boat 175 Smith Street (Smith b/w Wyckoff & Warren)
Transit: F/G to Bergen, A/C to Hoyt-Schermerhorn

Live Trail!
Piece'o Slut
NYC #1725
Start: Subway Inn, 1140 2nd Ave @ 60th St
Transit: 4/5/6/N/R/W to 59th St/Lexington Ave

Bring your Metro Card!
Doggie Erectus and Bushy
💩 First hash in Trumplandia 💩
Queens Black Knights #47
Start: LIC Bar, 45-58 Vernon Blvd, corner of 46th Ave, Long Island City.
Transit: Vernon Jackson on the 7; Court Square on the E, M, 7, G; 21st Street / Van Alst on the G.

On-In: LIC Bar

Pooping CoughLIC Bar
Winter Formal
NAWW #306
Start: Kettle of Fish 59 Christopher St
Transit: 1, 2 to Christopher St./Sheridan Square A,C,E, F,M,B,D to West 4th St. L to 14th St/Sixth Ave

Wear your formal gear.  Suggestions: bow ties, tuxes, kilts and gowns. Top hats and tiaras. Semi-live trail. Classy drink check.

On-In: Three of Cups, 1st Ave & 5th St

Leaky Bladder & Momentarily VerticalThree of Cups, 1st Ave & 5th St
The Polar Beer Hash
Brooklyn #864
Start: Steeplechase Beer Garden (formerly know as Peggy O'Neill's) 1904 Surf Ave., Brooklyn, NY 11224
Transit: D/F/N/Q to Coney Island/Stillwell Avenue

Note that this is a Sunday start.
The BH3 Committee
Polar Bear Hash Joint with Brooklyn
NYC #1724
Start: TBD
Transit: TBD
The BH3 Committee
Columbia #93
Start: At the Wallace, 3612 Broadway @ 149th Street
Transit: 1/C/A to 145th Street
Creamy Cupcake and Cums Faster Than Men
GGFM #334
Start: Maxwell's Central Park, 1325 5th Ave, Harlem, NY
Transit: 2/3 to Central Park North/110th St, 6 to 110th St

On-In: Ryan's Daughter

Mandatory Fun and Nice MugsRyan's Daughter
HMITPITW's farewell hash!
Knickerbocker #114
Start: Valhalla, 9th Ave and 54th St
Transit: C/E @ 50th St; N/Q/R @ 57th St; A/B/C/D @ Columbus Circle

Pronounce HMITPITW out loud correctly and you win a prize!
How Much Is That Penis In The Window
Brooklyn #863
Start: Alligator Lounge, 600 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn, NY
Transit: G to Metropolitan Ave, L to Graham Ave
Six Inches, Ladies and Park Whore
Mystery Hare
NYC #1723
Start: McQuaids, 589 11th Ave
Transit: A, C, E 42nd Street

Trail will be A to A with drink check and dedicated upstairs area at the on-in.
Mystery Hare
LIL #58
Start: Greenvale LIRR station
Prelube (and trail start): The Barefoot Peddler, 37 Glen Cove Road (map)
Transit: 12:25 LIRR pArTy tRaIn from Penn to Greenvale, transfer at Jamaica, arrives at 1:20pm. (From Brooklyn, leave Atlantic Terminal at 12:22)

Bring shiggy socks!
Teal Train to Pound Town & Just Lisa
NAWW #305
Start: The Dead Poet 450 Amsterdam Ave # 2, New York, NY 10024
Transit: 1, C to 81st Street

Note: Bring a Headlamp!

On-In: The Parlour 250 W 86th St, New York, NY 10024

Howl at the Poon and Momentarily VerticalThe Parlour 250 W 86th St, New York, NY 10024
Brooklyn #862
Start: Canal Bar 3rd Avenue @ President Street (270 3rd Ave # A)
Transit: D/N/R/W to Union Street

NOTE: Early start time (here's looking at you, Cosmo!)

On-In: Canal Bar - A to A, folks!

Check SpreaderCanal Bar - A to A, folks!
New Year's Day Hash
NYC #1722
Start: Merrion Square, 1840 2nd Avenue
Transit: Q to 96th Street (that's right!)
Cheeky Bastard
Pre-New Year's Eve Trail
Columbia #92
Start: Coogan’s (4015 Broadway)
Transit: 1/A/C to 168th Street

*NOTE* 1:00 PM Start
Idle Handjobs
⭐️🍾⭐️ New Years Eve Eve ⭐️🍾⭐️
Queens Black Knights #46
Start: The Halfway Line, 59-10 Woodside Ave, Woodside. Between 59th and 60th Streets.
Transit: 61st Street / Woodside on the 7. Express or local.

Celebrate the eve of the eve by getting yout liver fat and juicy with the Queens Black Knighs!. Trail will likely be shitty but there will be plentiful beer 🍺🍺🍺 non-pizza food 🍲🍲🍲 and "one of the best on-ins" in town to quote our very modest hare. Bring your virgins and leave your dignity at home!
CPA
What a Knickerbocker!
Knickerbocker #113
Start: Bling Tiger Ale House, 281 Bleecker St (near 7th Ave S)
Transit: A/C/E/B/D/F/M to W 4th St, 1 to Christopher St

On-In: Somewhere Rad

Krispy Kringle and Zeno's PairadicksSomewhere Rad
Brooklyn #861
Start: Blue Agave, 7201 16th Avenue
Transit: D to 71st Street

Note the earlier start time!
Cheeky Bastard
Christmass Hash
NYC #1721
Start: Manitoba's, 99 Ave B between E 6th st and E 7th st
Transit: Closest trains are F at 2nd Ave (station has exit at 1st Ave), the 6/R/W at Astor Place, the L at 1st Ave. Citibike station at Ave B & 6th St

On-In: Manitoba's, 99 Ave B between E 6th St and E 7th St, A to A

Skidmark & Drug BustManitoba's, 99 Ave B between E 6th St and E 7th St, A to A
Winter is Here!
NAWW #304
Start: Dutch Boy Burger, 766 Franklin Ave; Prelube: the attached Franklin Park, 618 St. Johns Pl
Transit: 2/3/4/5 to Franklin Av, S to Botanic Garden

On-In: Bar 718, 5th Ave & 23rd St, Brooklyn

Cheeky Bastard (and friends??)Bar 718, 5th Ave & 23rd St, Brooklyn
Brooklyn #860
Start: Parkside
Transit: Q to Parkside Avenue

On-In: The Westbury Inn, Flatbush at Westbury Ct

Tequila WhoreThe Westbury Inn, Flatbush at Westbury Ct
Annual White Trash Hash (many holiday lights aglow)
NYC #1720
Start: NOTE SPECIAL START TIME! Princes Bay Staten Island Railway Station
Transit: SIR to Princes Bay (Metrocard, unlimited or pay, can be used on SIR). 3:00 ferry departure from Manhattan will get you to the start on time
Smashmouth
LIL #57
Start: Ronkonkoma, Prelube: The Diamond Club, 33 Railroad Avenue (map)
Transit: 12:12pm LIRR PaRtY tRaIn from Penn Station, arriving at 1:32. (Brooklyn Lunatics can intercept this one by taking the 11:45am from Atlantic Terminal)

Local craft beer at the on-in! It's your antidote...
Cheeky Bastard and Kap'n Hooker
Cold Moon
GGFM #333
Start: White Horse Tavern (FiDi) 25 Bridge St, New York, NY 10004  
Transit: 1 to South Ferry, 2/3 to Wall Street, R/W to Rector Street, 4/5 to Bowling Green, J/Z to Broad Street

UgLy SwEaTeR pArTy!  Prizes to the ugliest sweater(s).  Prizes guaranteed to be as sh*tty as the hare's budget

On-In: The Patriot Mudville 9

Bolly Woodless & RapunzelThe Patriot Mudville 9
Knickerbocker #112
Start: Johnny's Bar 90 Greenwich Avenue (at 12th Street)  
Transit: A, C, E, to 14th St.;  L to 8th Ave.; 1, 2, 3, F, M to 14th St.

On-In: One Star  -147 W. 24th St. (between sixth and seventh aves.)

Momentarily Vertical & ConeylingusOne Star  -147 W. 24th St. (between sixth and seventh aves.)
Brooklyn #859
Start: 68 Jay Street Bar
Transit: F to York St

On-In: C'Mon Everybody, Franklin Ave & Clifton Pl

Come on EverybodyC'Mon Everybody, Franklin Ave & Clifton Pl
NYC 1719
NYC #1719
Start: Corner of 5th Ave and 72nd Street
Transit: 6 Train 68th or 77th Street
Dogface
Columbia #91
Start: Lion's Head (109th and Amsterdam)
Transit: 1 to Cathedral Parkway; A/B/C to Cathedral Parkway
CPA and Topless Barbie
Cum on Moses's Birthday Hash
NAWW #303
Start: Welcome to the Johnson's - 123 Rivington (btwn. Norfolk and Essex)
Transit: F to Delancey, M, J, Z to Essex.

On-In: Hot Bird, Clinton Ave & Atlantic Ave

Cum On MosesHot Bird, Clinton Ave & Atlantic Ave
Brooklyn #858
Start: Lucky 13 Saloon, 644 Sackett between 3rd and 4th Aves
Transit: R to Union. 1/2 mile from 2/3/4/5/B/D/Q to Atlantic Ave/Barclays Center or F/G to 9th St

On-In: The Sackett

Eager 4 BeaverThe Sackett
Santa Sluts - Holiday Costumes encouraged
NYC #1718
Start: McSwiggans 2nd Ave at 23rd Street Trail A to A - Prizes will be awarded.
Transit: N,Q,R, 6 to 23 rd
The Harriettes
Trail A to A
Queens Black Knights #45
Start: Bridge and Tunnel Brewery, 15-35 Decatur St, Ridgewood, NY (map)
Transit: L to Halsey St
A Little Dirty & Hindlick
Knickerbocker #111
Start: Dive Bar, Amsterdam and 96th St
Transit: 1/2/3, B/C to 96th St

BRING CRANIUM LAMPS! WEAR SHIGGY SOCKS!
C*ms Faster Than Men , Just Bryan, Coneylingus BRING CRANIUM LAMPS!
Brooklyn #857
Start: Cherry Tree, 65 4th Avenue
Transit: BQDNR2345 to Atlantic Ave Barclays Center
Cheeky Bastard
Thanksgiving Hash
NYC #1717
Start: Titanic Memorial, Water and Fulton Streets
Transit: Fulton Street on 2345AC
Legs Lesley and Ahoy The Wanker
Thanksgiving Orphans Hash
NAWW #302
Start: The Patriot 110 Chambers Street
Transit: 1, 2, 3, A, B, C
Fluffy
Brooklyn #856
Start:
Boat

Transit: F/G to Bergen St
Free His Willy
NYC #1716
Start: Center of the Universe... First Ave. and First St.
Transit: F to Second Ave.; J or Z to Essex St.

On-In: Drop Off Service (13th St.)

Am. Dave #6 and Fire in the Pie HoleDrop Off Service (13th St.)
LIL #56
Start: Mineola. Prelube: O'Carroll's Recovery Room, 214 Station Plaza North (map)
Transit: 2:22pm PaRty TrAin from Penn to Mineola, arriving at 3pm.
Doll Vag and Krispy Kringle
Knickerbocker #110
Start: Carlow East, 1254 Lexington Ave (near 85th)
Transit: 4/5/6 to 86th St
No Conditions Apply and Dogface
Harriette Happy Hour
Harriettes #50
Start: Beauty Bar 231 East 14th Street $10 for a drink and a manicure!
Transit: L to 3rd Avenue 4, 5, 6, L, N, Q, R to Union Square

NOT A R*N

On-In: Beauty Bar

Howl at the PoonBeauty Bar
Brooklyn #855
Start:
The Crown Inn

Transit: 2,3,4,5 to Franklin and/or S to park place

The on in is London Rules
Just Maddie
Jamee's virgin lay
NYC #1715
Start: Drop Off Service 211 Avenue A
Transit: Nearest subway is 1st Avenue on the L (or walk from Union Square).

Next Sunday's hash will start at Drop Off Service at 211 Avenue A. Trail will be A to B. Come early to enjoy $3 pints of Guinness. Nearest subway is 1st Avenue on the L (or walk from Union Square). After a scenic, well-marked trail, On In will be all available high quality, high ABV beers on tap, lots of pizza, which will result in a lot of drunk and well fed hashers.
Lunch and Just Jamie
Check Motherfucker's Virgin Lay
Columbia #90
Start: Lion's Head Tavern, 995 Amsterdam Ave
Transit: A/B/C/1 to 110th Street
Bollywoodless, Ditch Sucker, & Check Motherfucker
Cosmo's 2nd An*al B-day Hash/ ACLU Fundraiser
GGFM #332
Start: The Coliseum, 312 W 58th St, New York, NY 10019
Transit: A, B, C, D, 1 to Columbus Circle or N, Q, R to 57th- 7th ave

Please join Cosmo in celebrating the big 2-5! 🎈 There will be non-shitty beer flowing🍻, non-pizza foods🍔🌭, multiple drink checks 🍹🍸 and she'll be bringing back the booze-filled piñata! BRING WARM CLOTHES FOR THE ON-IN! Should more than 14 people show up, the remaining Hash Cash will be donated to the ACLU so they may continue to fight for what is right #LoveTrumpsHate

On-In: Casa de Cosmo, Astoria

Cosmopolitits <3Casa de Cosmo, Astoria
Zombie Hash
NAWW #301
Start: Bob's Your Uncle    929 Columbus Avenue, between 105th & 106th
Transit: B,C,1 (103rd St.)

SuperFun Hash - Drink check, Special format - Details at the ChalkTalk

On-In: Bob's Your Uncle

All Hands on Wood, Shame CrustaceanBob's Your Uncle
Post Marathon Recovery Hash
Brooklyn #854
Start: The Coliseum Bar, 312 West 58th St near 8th Ave
Transit: 1, A, B, C, D to Columbus Circle

There will be a chicken trail less than 2 miles for recovering racists.
Dogface
NYC Marathon Day Hash
NYC #1714
Start: R*n start and mile 23 beer stop location: NW corner of 96th St and 5th Ave
Transit: 6 train to 96th St.

Note 10:00AM start time, don't forget to change your clocks!!  Hash cash for the full day will be $25 ($5 if just at 96th st, $20 if just at on-in).  On After: Gebhard's Beer Culture: 228 West 72nd St btwn Broadway and West End Ave.  Transit: Run the NYC marathon and walk from the finish line, or walk across central park from the beer stop and walk/bike/take the 1/2/3 down to 72nd st.

On-In: Gebhard's Beer Culture: 228 West 72nd St.  Between Broadway and West End Avenue

Trips & Balls, Coneylingus, Surprise! I'm Illiterate, and lots of volunteersGebhard's Beer Culture: 228 West 72nd St.  Between Broadway and West End Avenue
Knickerbocker Season Opener!
Knickerbocker #109
Start: Flannery's Bar, 14th St and 7th Ave
Transit: 1/2/3 to 14th St, L to 6th Ave, A/C/E to 14th St/8th Ave, F/M to 14th St/6th Ave
The Knickerbocker Committee
NYC Halloween Hash and Costume Party
Brooklyn #853
Start: 169 Bar- 169 E. Broadway
Transit: F to East Broadway, B/D to Grand, J/M/Z to Essex, 6/N/Q/R to Canal St

Flashlights/Headlamps recommended! Bring warm clothes for the brand new on in!
Trail starts in Manhattan
Piece o' Slut, Cum on Moses, Mile High Cherry Pie
Joint with GGFM
NYC Halloween Hash and Costume Party
GGFM #331
Start: 169 Bar- 169 E. Broadway
Transit: F to East Broadway, B/D to Grand, J/M/Z to Essex, 6/N/Q/R to Canal St

Flashlights/Headlamps recommended! Bring warm clothes for the brand new on in!
Trail starts in Manhattan
Piece o' Slut, Cum on Moses, Mile High Cherry Pie
Joint with Brooklyn
NYC #1713
Start: 12 Street Ale House (2nd Ave. & 12th St.) (Meetup NYC H3 #1713)
Sgt. Cuntstache & , How Much is that Penis in the Window
The Amityville Horror Halloween Hash
LIL #55
Start: Amityville LIRR Station
Transit: 6:25pm PaRTy tRAiN from Penn to Amityville, arriving at 7:31.

It's the resurrection of the ORIGINAL Long Island H3! And both LIL and CUNT are going to help drink their beer while we drag them out of dormancy. Costumes are mandatory and spooky drinking vessels go to the first 69 hashers who RSVP and show-up! Please email Bee Fart or join the Long Island Lunatic's Facebook (closed group) or Meetup events. Prelube at 7pm in the parking lot. Bring $25 hashcash, a flashlight and virgins!
Bee Fart, PhranCruthers & A Little Dirty
The Amityville Horror Halloween Hash
Columbia #89
Start: Amityville LIRR Station
Transit: 6:25pm PaRTy tRAiN from Penn to Amityville, arriving at 7:31.

It's the resurrection of the ORIGINAL Long Island H3! And both LIL and CUNT are going to help drink their beer while we drag them out of dormancy. Costumes are mandatory and spooky drinking vessels go to the first 69 hashers who RSVP and show-up! Please email Bee Fart or join the Long Island Lunatic's Facebook (closed group) or Meetup events. Prelube at 7pm in the parking lot. Bring $25 hashcash, a flashlight and virgins!
Bee Fart, PhranCruthers & A Little Dirty
The 300th NAWW Hash
NAWW #300
Start: ACE BAR 531 East 5th Street (between Avenue A and Avenue B)
Transit: F to 2nd Ave., 6 to Astor Place or just citibike or run to the start.

On-In: The Phoenix, 447 East 13th Street (Avenue A)

Piece O'Slut & Momentarily VerticalThe Phoenix, 447 East 13th Street (Avenue A)
AGM!
Brooklyn #852
Start: O'Keefe's, 62 Court Street.
Transit: 2, 3, 4, 5, M, R to Court Street

It's time once again for the changeover from the crooked and incompetent to other crooked and incompetent hashers
The Committee
Shiggy Socks
NYC #1712
Start: Bob's Your Uncle. 929 Columbus Avenue, between 105th & 106th
Transit: B/C/1 at 103rd Street or your bicycle (Meetup NYC H3 #1712)

Wear your shiggy socks!

On-In: Trail is A to A. Bob's Your Uncle.

Idle HandjobsTrail is A to A. Bob's Your Uncle.
Queens Black Knights #44
Start: Daly's Pub. 31-86 31st Street, Astoria. Right under the Broadway subway stop.
Transit: Broadway on the N Q.
Krispy Kringle
Knickerbocker Season Opener!
Knickerbocker #108
Start: Blarney Rock, 137 33rd Street (between 6th and 7th Avenues)
Transit: BDFMNQR to Herald Square ACE123 to Penn Station
Gag'Em Style
Harriette Happy Hour (not a r*n)
Harriettes #49
Start: Juke Bar 196 2nd Ave, New York, NY 10003
Transit: L to third ave or 1st ave 456NQRL to 14 St Union Square

Men allowed, must wear makeup/nail polish (provided)
Howl at the Poon
Hello Brooklyn!
Brooklyn #851
Start: Boat Bar ⚓️ 175 Smith St between Warren and Wyckoff
Transit: F/G to Bergen St

NYC's 2016 cutest hash couple 🏅 will be laying a shitty trail 💩 in their new neighborhood 🏦 complete with at least one drink check, 🍸 shiggy, 🌲 and a new (?) on-in. 🍕 Headlights strongly encouraged! 🔦 ON-ON! 👣

On-In: American Cheez

Cosmopolitits 🍸 and Surprise! I'm Illiterate 🚫📖

American Cheez
Just Lizzy's Virgin Lay
NYC #1711
Start: Warren 77 . New Sunday On-In Location, Exclusive outside on-in, Unlimited Local Beers, Outside games, and 69 degree weather. (Meetup NYC H3 #1711)
Transit: 1 / 2 / 3 / A / C to Chambers St.
Coneylingus and Just Lizzy
Hunter's Moon
GGFM #330
Start: Drop Off Service, 211 Avenue A @ 13th St
Transit: L to 1st Ave or 4, 5, 6, N, Q, R to Union Square

On-In: Coal Yard, 102 1st Avenue @ 6th St

CPACoal Yard, 102 1st Avenue @ 6th St
Season Opener
NAWW #299
Start: Dive 75 at West 75th St. and Columbus Ave.
Transit: 1/2/3 and B/C to 72nd St.

Headlamps are advised.

On-In: Dive Bar West 96th Street and Amsterdam Ave.

Idle HandjobsDive Bar West 96th Street and Amsterdam Ave.
Brooklyn #850
Start: Canal Bar- 3rd Ave and President St
Transit: R to Union St
Check Spreader
Pussyfoot
NYC #1710
Start: The Emerald Inn. 250 W 72nd St, between West End and Broadway
Transit: 1/2/3 to 72nd St or your bicycle
Pussyfoot
Columbia #88
Start: Harlem Tavern - W 116th and Frederick Douglass Blvd
Transit: C or B train to 116th or, a couple more blocks away, 2, 3 to 116th.
Turd Dimension and Topless Barbie
Even the blind squirrel gets the acorn once in a while
NYC #1709
Start: Grand Central Station Oyster Bar Grand Central Terminal, 89 E 42nd St
Transit: 4, 5, 6, 7 and S
Wed not Dead and Metrosweatual
Brooklyn #849
Start: Hank's Saloon- 3rd and Atlantic Ave
Transit: B/Q/2/3/4/5 to Atlantic Ave-Barclays Center
Depantsipation Proclamation, Doggie Erectus
Last NASS of the year
NASS #228
Start: Scarborough Metro North Train Sation.
Transit: 2:20 Hudson Line train from Grand Central (going to Croton Harmon). Arrives Scarborough at 3:20.

Run will start at 3:30 sharp. On in at the  hares' house.
Geriatric and One White One
Queens Black Knights #43
Start: Rockaway Brewing Company. 46-01 5th Street, Long Island City. Corner of 5th Street and 46th Avenue.
Transit: Vernon Jackson on the 7, Court Square on the E, M , 7, G, 21st Street on the G.
Sergeant Cuntstache and How Much Is That Penis In The Window
Stripper Surprise and Just Ali's Virgin Lay
NYC #1708
Start: Revival, 129 East 15th Street New On-IN & Drink Check !!!!
Transit: 4 / 5 / 6 / L / N / Q / R to 14th Street Union Square
Stripper Surprise, Just Ali and Coneylingus
Debate Club
Brooklyn #848
Start: Pacific Standard- 82 4th Ave between Bergen and St Marks
Transit: B/D/N/Q//R/2/3/4/5 to Barclays Center-Atlantic Ave

Bring a flashlight or headlamp on trail!
Just Ben, Smashmouth
Special Debate watching on in location featuring America beer!
New York City RED DRESS R*N #19
Special #128
Start: Lucky Jack's: 129 Orchard St (between Rivington and Delancey) nych3-red-dress-run
Transit: F to Delancey, or J/M/Z to Essex

Meet at 2:00 PM to put on makeup; 3:00 PM start. Private Downstairs room! A-to-A trail! Hash Cash - $30 more details coming soon

On-In: Lucky Jack's: 129 Orchard St.

Flabio, Coneylingus, and Head Up AssLucky Jack's: 129 Orchard St.
New York City Red Dress Prelube
Special #127
Start: Otto's Shrunken Head, 538 E 14th St at Ave B
Transit: L to 1st Ave

This is not a r*n!
But bring your dress if you want to swap!
Standard pub crawl rules apply: you're on your own for food/booze and the hotline will be set for each bar.

On-In: TBA

The GGFM CommitteeTBA
Just Tyler's Virgin Lay
NYC #1707
Start: The Coliseum Bar, 312 W 58th Street
Transit: 1 / 2/ A / B / C / D to 59th Street Columbus Circle
Just Tyler & Coneylingus
Drug Bust's Birthday Hash
Brooklyn #847
Start: Duff's-168 Marcy Ave
Transit: J/M/Z to Marcy Ave
Drug Bust, Piece o' Slut, and Cum on Moses (AKA the 4/20 Committee)
Special Commemorative Haberdashery- This Trail Only
LIL #54
Start: Kings Park, Prelube: Main Street Pub (map)
Transit: PaRtY tRaIn departs Penn at 11:51am, arrives in Kings Park at 1:20pm.

One word: INNERTUBES!!
Hindlick & A Little Dirty
Burners Meet the Hashers - Horny Hash 3
GGFM #329
Start: Lucky, 168 Ave B btw 10th & 11th St
HornyHash3Flyer
Transit: L to 1st Ave

There will be a Chicken-Eagle Trail and a Drink Stop!

On-In: Lucky (A to A trail)

Doggie Erectus & Leaky BladderLucky (A to A trail)
All Hands on Wood's Virgin Lay
NYC #1706
Start: Paddy Reilly's Music Bar 519 2nd Ave, New York, NY 10016
All Hands on Wood, Howl at the Poon, Dead Hooker, Black Pudding
Summit H3's Downtown Fiasco
Brooklyn #846
Start: Chase Plaza (near corner of Pine and Williams Sts)
Transit: 2/3/A/C/J/Z to Fulton, 2/3 to Wall St
Massengil, Secaucless and Suck Em Up
Wet & Wild!
Columbia #87
Start: Harlem Tavern, 2153 Frederick Douglass Blvd
Transit: A/B/C/2/3 to 116th Street

There will be an abundance of sprinklers, get ready to get wet!
Topless Barbie and Foreign My Twat
Looking for a bag hagger/drink checker
Catholic School Girl Hash
NYC #1705
Start: Tobacco Road, 355 W 41st Street 41st and 9th Ave
Transit: 1/2/3/7/A/C/E/S to 42nd St

Costumes encouraged but not mandatory
The Harriettes
A to A trail
Labor Day Hash
Brooklyn #845
Start: Cherry Tree, 65 4th Ave @ Bergen St
Transit: 2/3/4/D/N/Q/R at Atlantic Ave - Barclays Ctr
US Marine Whore and Noah's Dinghy
NASS #227
Start: Murphy's Tavern, 6 Stone Street & Whitehall, Manhattan
Transit: 4/5 to Bowling Green, 1 to South Ferry, J/Z to Broad St

Bring $4 with you on trail.
Drugbust and Tequila Whore
Queens Black Knights #42
Start: LIC Bar, 45-58 Vernon Blvd @ 46th Ave, Long Island City
Transit: Court Sq - 23rd St on the E / M / 7 / G Trains or 21st St - Van Alst on the G
Doggie Erectus
Hashers Against Long Trails
NYC #1704
Start: Continental Divide Bar at Third Avenue (at St. Marks), 25 Third Avenue ( between St. Marks Place & 9th St. )
Transit: 6 train to Astor Place
The Halt Crew
Exotic Brooklyn: Part Effin 5
Brooklyn #844
Start: Pitkin Avenue and Euclid Avenue
Transit: A/C to Euclid Av
Cheeky Bastard
NASS #226
Start: Taxi stand at Newark Penn Station, NJ. Follow the signs to "taxis". The stand is on Raymond Plaza West (not Raymond Blvd).
Transit: Newark Station. Take either the 2:35 or 2:55 PATH train from World Trade Center ($2.75). There are no PATH trains from Midtown on this day. Or take the 2:55 NJT train from Penn Station ($5.25)

Come and hash some bits that are not often hashed, There may be a sporran check.
Smashmouth
NYC #1703
Start: The Dead Poet, 450 Amsterdam Avenue b/t 81st & 82nd St
Transit: 1 to 79 Street

Bag Hags needed. .*****. Bring cranium lamps ******. Bring Shiggy Socks
Cums Faster than Men, Coneylingus, Just Bryan Bring cranium lamps & Shiggy Socks..
Exotic Brooklyn: Part Effin 4
Brooklyn #843
Start: Myrtle-Wyckoff station
Transit: M to Myrtle-Wyckoff Ave (or the L)
Six Inches, Ladies
LIL #53
Start: Bellmore LIRR station, Prelube: Third Rail, 216 Pettit Avenue (map)
Transit: 2:25pm PaRtY tRaIn from Penn to Bellmore, arriving at 3:18.

Another epic trail promised! Epic means something extra-ordinary (and the extra means hash cash will be $25-30). However, a big turnout means a better deal. Please RSVP on Facebook or Meetup (or send Coffee a wee note). And bring a swim suit!
Coffee Queefer & Little Bitch
GGFM #328
Start: Good Beer, 422 E 9th St. between 1st avenue and avenue A
Transit: L at 1st ave, F at 2nd ave (though there's an exit from the station at 1st ave), 6 at Astor, and N/Q/R at 8th Street NYU

On-In: Skidmark's Roof

SkidmarkSkidmark's Roof
Sweet Deal
NYC #1702
Start: Blarney Rock, 137 33rd Street (between 6th and 7th Avenues)
Transit: BDFMNQR to Herald Square ACE123 to Penn Station

Drink Check promised
Gagum Style and Tequila Whore
Exotic Brooklyn: Part Effin 3
Brooklyn #842
Start: Brighton Beach stop on the B/Q
Transit: B/Q to Brighton Beach
Rack and Roll Her
Idle Handjob's Beerday Trail!
Columbia #86
Start: Harlem Public, 3612 Broadway and 149th St
Transit: 1 or A/C to 145th St

Hash cash will only be $10! (Bag hag and help with drink check needed)
Idle Handjobs
NYC #1701
Start: Green Door, 600 W 57th St, New York, NY 10019, between West St & 11th Ave
Transit: A/B/C/D/1/2/3 to Columbus Circle

On-In: American Retro Bar and Grill 714 11th Ave

Powder Puff Boy and LunchAmerican Retro Bar and Grill 714 11th Ave
Exotic Brooklyn: Part Effin 2
Brooklyn #841
Start: Bay Ridge-95th St Station
Transit: R to Bay Ridge-95th St
Smashmouth
Gabe the Babe's Birthday Hash
NASS #225
Start: The Strand Smokehouse, 25-27 Broadway, Queens
Transit: N or Q trains to Broadway

On-In: Randall's Island

Doggie ErectusRandall's Island
Queens Black Knights #41
Start: Shannon Pot, 2159 44th Drive (corner of 23rd St), Long Island City
Transit: Court Square on the 7 G E M.
Leaky Bladder
NYCH3 1700th R*n!
NYC #1700
Start: Central Park at 72nd St. and 5th Ave.
Transit: 6 train to 68th or 77th st

1700 it's a round number.  C'mon out and celebrate!  Hash cash is the usual $20, but we *should* have some new haberdashery on offer so bring extra $$.
The Committee
Exotic Brooklyn: Part Effin 1
Brooklyn #840
Start: Bluebird, 504 Flatbush Ave, Brooklyn, NY

It's going to be an amazing trail; believe me!

trump

Transit: Brooklyn's S to Prospect Park, or the B/Q likewise to Prospect Park
(or the B41 to Flatbush Av/Empire 🙂
(also the 2, 3, or 4 to Grand Army Plaza plus a bit of a stroll)
Turd Dimension
Columbia #85
Start: Ossining Metro North Train Station
Transit: 1:20 train from GCT arriving at Ossining at 2:23 or 1:43 Train from GCT arriving at Ossining at 2:30

**Start is 2:45 HST; Hash cash is $15; there will be TWO drink checks
Bollywoodless
Black Pudding's Virgin Lay
NYC #1699
Start: Boat Basin Cafe West 79th Street on the Hudson River http://www.boatbasincafe.com/
There is a drink check

On-In: The Duck

Black Pudding & Howl at The Poon with a special appearance from Dead Hooker The Duck
Brooklyn #839
Start: Adirondack Tavern-1241 Prospect Ave
Transit: F/G to Ft Hamilton Pkwy
Scooter Douche
Live Trail!
NASS #224
Start: Canlon's, 1825 N Railroad Ave, Staten Island (next to Oakwood Heights station)
Transit: 1:30 ferry from Whitehall St-->2:06 SIR train, arrive 2:27; 2:00 ferry from Whitehall St-->2:36 SIR train, arrive 2:57
Cheeky Bastard
GGFM #327
Start: Third Ave Ale House 1644 3rd Ave @ 92nd St.
Transit: 4/5/6 to 86th St, 4/6 to 96th St

There will be a trail! There will be a chicken eagle split. The chicken trail will be an easy 5 miles. The eagle will be longer. There will be a drink check! The hare will offer a clue to a shortcut at the start for those lazy bastards who want to start their drinking earlier.

On-In: Dildo Bag Gone's Apt

Piece of SlutDildo Bag Gone's Apt
Grace's Grand Old Party Virgin Lay
NYC #1698
Start: McSorley's Old Ale House next to the Great Hall of Cooper Union where on Feb 27 1860 Abraham Lincoln made his famous speech against the expansion of slavery into the Western Territories.
Transit: 6 Train to Astor Place

Expect a Grand Old Party theme as this hash is in the middle of the convention.

On-In: The Spotted Owl Tavern 211 Avenue A $3 Brooklyn, $4 Other beers

Just Grace with Momentarily Vertical, Shame Crustacean and Metrosweatual.The Spotted Owl Tavern 211 Avenue A $3 Brooklyn, $4 Other beers
Brooklyn #838
Start: Glorietta Baldy, 502 Franklin Ave near Fulton St
Transit: Franklin Ave on the C or the Shuttle

Heat Warning!  Bring a water bottle!

On-In: Art Cafe + Bar, Pacific St & Underhill Ave

Doggie ErectusArt Cafe + Bar, Pacific St & Underhill Ave
LIL #52
Start: Stony Brook. Prelube at The Bench, 1095 Rt. 25 A (across from LIRR station, map)
Transit: 12:22 LIRR pArTy tRaIn to Stony Brook, arriving 2:15pm

Bring train beers and a change of clothes. There's an optional swim leg on trail!
Teal Train to Pound Town
HUDSON DUSTERS H3
NYC #1697
Start: 72nd and Broadway
Transit: 1, 2, or 3 to 72nd or B, C to 72nd
Hardman & E4B
Brooklyn #837
Start: Camp- 179 Smith St
Transit: F/G to Bergen
Cum On Moses
Columbia #84
Start: The Subway Inn, 1140 2nd Ave New York, NY 10065  
Transit: 4/5/6/N/Q/R to Lexington Av/59th Street or F to Lexington Ave/63rd Street or ride you bike/walk your feets to previously noted address

NOTE EARLY 2PM START TIME! Don't be late or you'll miss the shenanigans!!! $15 HASH CASH! A swimsuit, towel, and opaque (non-glass) drinking vessel (preferably with a lid or cover)  are HIGHLY ENCOURAGED!!! A lock or a friend with a lock recommended. Please bring your MetroCard on trail!

On-In: Astoria Park

Cosmopolitits ♥
Drink checking assistance needed!
Astoria Park
Bedmaster's Farewell Run
Queens Black Knights #40
Start: Maggie Mae's, 4115 Queens Blvd, between 41st and 42nd Streets.
Transit: 40th St on the 7 (take the local; express doesn't stop there).

Recently married, Bedmaster is heading off to pastures new. Come and say farewell.
Bedmaster
ICE CREAM H3
NYC #1696
Start: Formerly Crow's, 85 Washington Place, at 6th Avenue.
Transit: A/C/E/B/D/F/M to West 4th
Splat et al.
July 4th Hash!
Brooklyn #836
Start: Broadway and Marcy Ave
Transit: J/M/Z to Marcy Ave, G to Broadway

There will be fireworks in the vicinity of the on in
Eager for Beaver, Smashmouth
Note special start time!
NASS #223
Start: O'Hanlon's, South side of Queens Blvd between 78th Ave and Union Turnpike
Transit: Kew Gardens / Union Turnpike on the E & F (Exit back of the train from Manhattan and O'Hanlons is right by the exit).   Expect trails and much outside-ness!!!
Rapunzel & Pussy Foot
Noah's virgin lay
NYC #1695
Start: The Patriot 110 Chambers Street
Transit: 1, 2, 3, A, B, C
Just Noah & Metrosweatsual
Brooklyn #835
Start: Gold Star Beer Counter- 176 Underhill Ave at Sterling Place
Transit: 2/3 to Grand Army Plaza

On-In: The Wilky- 108 Patchen at Monroe St.

Just MaddieThe Wilky- 108 Patchen at Monroe St.
NASS #222
Start: New Rochelle Metro North Station
Transit: 2:36 New Haven Line train. Arrives New Rochelle at 3:10.

On in at Lunch's house, short walk from the start.  Bring a good appetite. $15 hash cash.
Lunch
Harriette Happy Hour
Harriettes #48
Start: Juke Bar 196 2nd Ave, New York, NY10003
Transit: L to Third Ave

NOT A R*N, responsible for own drinks, men wear makeup (provided)
Howl at the Poon 
GAY PRIDE H3
NYC #1694
Start: Stonewall Inn, 53 Christopher St.
Transit: 1 to Christopher Street/Sheridan Square or A, B, C, D, E, F, M to West 4th Street

On-In: Bottoms Up, 315 W 46th between eighth and ninth

Momentarily Vertical & Just EliBottoms Up, 315 W 46th between eighth and ninth
Gay for a Day: BK Edition
Brooklyn #834
Start: Excelsior Bar- 563 5th Ave between 15th and 16th St
Transit: F/G to 4th Ave- 9th St, R to Prospect Ave
The Fairyettes
LIL #51
Start: Wantagh LIRR Station. Prelube: Corry's Alehouse (map)
Transit: 1:55pm LIRR pArTy tRaiN from Penn to Wantagh, arriving at 2:51.

Expect standard summertime hashing goodness! Bring shiggy socks, sunscreen and you might want to throw in a towel and something to swim in (just in case).
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
GGFM #326
Start: Charles Hanson's 169 Soul Jazz Oyster Bar, 169 East Broadway
Transit: Take the F train to East Broadway exit, 1/2 block East to 169,or the B train to Grand & Christie, walk Grand Eastward to Essex then right and South to East Broadway.

On-In: Clockwork Bar, Essex St & Hester St

Surprise! I'm Illiterate!Clockwork Bar, Essex St & Hester St
Creamy Cupcake's Virgin Lay
NYC #1693
Start: Wheeltapper Tavern near Grand Central 141 E 44th St, New York, NY 10017
Transit: 4, 5, 6, 7, S to Grand Central

On-In: The Black Sheep at 583 3rd Ave

Creamy Cupcake & Just BryanThe Black Sheep at 583 3rd Ave
Brooklyn #833
Start: Greenpoint and Manhattan Avenue
Transit: G to Greenpoint
Dogface
NASS #221
Start: Angry Burger Gastropub, 4460 Broadway, just north of 190th St.
Transit: 191st Street on the 1. Walk through the graffiti tunnel to 190th St and Broadway.
Fluffy
Five-Borough Pub Crawl
Special #126
Start: Yankee Tavern, 72 East 161st Street, The Bronx
Transit: 4/D to 161 St - Yankee Stadium

Note the 12:00 PM start time! You can't drink beer in all five boroughs if you don't start in the Bronx!
Splat et al.
This is a pub crawl. No specific hash-cash, pay as you go. Charge your liver & your MetroCard!
NYC #1692
Start:
Paddy Reilly's

Transit: 4 & 6 to 28th St.
Lexi's Bitch
Brooklyn #832
Start: The Commodore, 366 Metropolitan Ave.
Transit: G to Metropolitan Ave., L to Lorimer St.
Just Ben and Cheeky Bastard
CAMPOUT!
Columbia #83
This is an all weekend event. Once again CUNTH3 is teaming up with LVH3 to bring you the hashlympics in The Woods, an LGBT clothing optional campground. We will be coordinating transportation to and from NYC. Rego here: https://hashrego.com/events/lvh3-lvh3-campout-2016 contact Cum Test Dummy with further questions
Queens Black Knights #39
Start: Lavelle's Admirals Club, 4515 Broadway at the corner of 46th Street.
Transit: 46th Street on the M and R.
Gabe the Babe
NYC #1691
Start: Dive 75 75th Street and Columbus Ave
Transit: 1,2,3 to 72nd or B, C to72nd or 1 to 79th
Rapunzel
Memorial Day
Brooklyn #831
Start: 4th Ave and 9th St
Transit: F/G/R to 4th Ave-9th St

Rain! It's no picnic. On In will be a bar. London rules: you're on your own for drinks and food.
The Committee
Mad Cows' 4th An*lversary!
LIL #50
Start: Malverne, prelube: Connolly Station (exit back of train, cross tracks map)
Transit: 3:22pm LIRR pArTy tRAin from Penn to Malverne, arriving at 4:06pm. Transfer at Jamaica at 3:45, transfer AGAIN at Valley Stream at 4:00.
Note the later start time!
A Little Dirty & Kap'n Hooker
NYC #1690
Start: Paddy Reilly’s Music Bar 519 2nd Ave
Transit: 6 to 28 St.
Coneylingus
Georgia's On Out!
Brooklyn #830
Start: Tiki Bar, 885 4th Ave.
Transit: D/N/R to 36th St
Georgia O'Queef
First NASS of the year
NASS #220
Start: Auburndale Station on the LIRR.
Transit: Take the 2:48 from Penn Station or the 2:59 from Woodside. Train arrives at 3:14.

On in is a barbecue at Bob's house. Apart from a chicken and eagle there will be a short walkers' trail. Pre-lube on the train. Run will start as soon as the train arrives. Excellent way to recover from the previous day's Brooklyn Half and pub crawl.
Crazy Bob and Dogface
Brooklyn Half Marathon Pub Crawl
Special #125
Start: Starliner, 1446 Myrtle Ave
Transit: M to Knickerbocker, L/M to Myrtle/Wyckoff. Transportation notes: M starts at Delancey/Essex

This is not a r*n!
Plan will be to arrive at a new bar every 40 minutes.
Standard pub crawl rules apply: you're on your own for food/booze and the hotline will be set for each bar.
Smashmouth
Flour Moon - What A Carbload!
GGFM #325
Start: Whiskey Trader 71 W 55th St 10019
Transit: F/N/Q/R to 57th St. B/D/E to 7th Ave.

Race-ist and walker friendly trail. Short trail for a good shakeout and delicious spaghetti n' balls, PLUS reduced $15 hash cash!

On-In: Reif's

Labrawhore and What A C*nt!Reif's
NYC #1689
Start: Ryan's Daughter 350 E 85th Street
Transit: 4, 6 to 86th street.
Massive Load, just Jason, and Turd Dimension
Brooklyn #829
Start: Rosemary's Greenpoint Tavern- 188 Bedford Ave
Transit: L to Bedford Ave
Drug Bust and Just Maddie (Just Maddie's Virgin Lay!)
?th Anal Larrikin trail!
Columbia #82
Start: Bayard's Ale House 1589 1st Ave (Between 82nd and 83rd)
Transit: Transportation: 4/5/6 to 86th Street
Who knows? It could be you!
Back to Wednesdays!
NYC #1688
Start: The Churchill Tavern, 45 East 28th Street
Transit: 6 to 28th Street
Fast American Dave and Cheeky Bastard
Brooklyn #828
Start: Pearl Street Triangle DUMBO (pearl and water streets)
Transit: Citibike stand right there! F Train to York Street
Trips and Balls and Wet Willy
NYCH3 AGM
NYC #1687
Start: Avenue A and St. Marks Place (just inside Tompkins Sq park entrance)
Transit: Closest subways are F to 2nd Ave, L to 1st Ave, or 6 to Astor Place

Awards, much drinking subsidized by our kitty, and (thankfully) a new committee
The Committee
Queens Black Knights #38
Start: P J Leahy's, corner of Vernon Blvd and 50th Ave.
Transit: Vernon - Jackson on the 7. Back of the train from Manhattan. One stop from Grand Central.

London rules (i.e. you are on your own for food and drinks). If the weather cooperates the on in will be outside. Dress accordingly.
Dogface
4th An*al Underwear R*n!
Knickerbocker #107
Start: The Subway Inn, 1140 2nd Ave
NOTE: This bar has moved since last we were there.
Transit: N, Q, R to Lexington/59th, 4, 5, 6 to same.
The Knickerbocker Committee
Brooklyn #827
Start: Nostrand Ave A/C stop
Transit: A/C to the Nostrand Ave stop
Cum On Everybody
NYC #1686
Start: Statue at Fredrick Douglass Circle Plaza, 110th St.
Transit: C to Cathedral Pkwy (110th St)

Oh hey, it's May 1.
Just Brendan & A Little Dirty
AGM
Columbia #81
Start: Bob's your Uncle, 929 Columbus Ave (between 105 and 106)
Transit: 1, B, C to 103

Multiple drink checks! Brand new outdoor on-in and grilled food (weather permitting)!
The Gynocracy
New Amsterdam Winter Wednesday AGM!
NAWW #298
Start: Bunga's Den 137 W 14th St
Transit: 1 / 2 / 3 / F / M to 14 Street

Wear orange! AGM & Koningsdag (King's Day) all in one hash!
The NAWW Committee
Brooklyn #826
Start: High Dive- 243 5th Ave (at Carroll St)
Transit: R to Union St
Check Spreader
NYC #1685
Start: P.J. Carneys, 906 7th Avenue
Transit: N, Q, R to 57th; F to 57th; A, B, C, D, 1 to Columbus Circle.
Cums Faster Than Men & Turd Dimension
LIL #49
Start: Massapequa
Prelube: Ziggy's Corner Pub, 1 Central Ave (at the station)
Transit: Take the 1:45 PaRtY tRaIn from Penn to Massapequa station, arriving 2:45pm.

It's 'Spring Training' - wear your favorite sports team attire!
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
GGFM #324
Start:
Joe's Bar

Transit: 1 to 79th or 86th, B/C to 81st

There will be a walking trail

On-In: Reif's

Gage's Style, Cum On Moses
Bag hags needed
Reif's
Harriette Happy Hour
Harriettes #47
Start: Museum of Sex 233 5th Ave, New York, NY 10016
Transit: N, R, 6 to 28th Street N, R to 23rd Street

On your own for cash.

On-In: One Star

Howl at the POOOOON 
9PM: Museum of Sex closes, Walker Trail starts at MoS to Bar
One Star
It's the 4:20 hash!
Knickerbocker #106
Start: Changed due to Fontana's being, um, closed
Attaboy 134 Eldridge St, New York, NY 10002
Transit: J/Z to Bowery or Delancey, 6 to Spring, B/D to Grand, F to 2nd Ave. Your options are wide open.
Drug Bust and Turd Dimension
Brooklyn #825
Start: Union Street R train stop
Transit: R to Union Street
Sandy Syphillis
NYC #1684
Start: Reade Street Pub & Kitchen, 135 Reade St
Transit: 1, 2, 3 to Chambers St or E to World Trade Center   (please note A, C  trains won't go to Chambers or World Trade on Sunday due to construction!)

Squirty's redemption trail!
Squirty Dancing & Trailer Trash
NAWW present 2 Virgin Lays
NAWW #297
Start: The Irish Exit 978 2nd Ave
Transit: E / M train to Lexington Avenue / 53 Street
Just Christa, Massive Load & Coneylingus. (Just Christa's and Massive Load's Virgin Lay !!! )
Brooklyn #824
Start: Alligator Lounge- 600 Metropolitan Ave at Lorimer St
Transit: G to Metropolitan, L to Lorimer
Six Inches, Ladies
London Rules!
Scotland Day Hash
NYC #1683
Start: 28th St. and Park Avenue
Transit: 6 train to 28th st.
Our resident Scots: Legs Lesley, Mean Jean the Down-down Machine, and Fire-in-the-Piehole
Columbia #80
Start: Bello's 376 Market St. Newark, NJ
Transit: NJ Transit to Newark Party train: 2:14 pm from Penn station, arrives in Newark 2:32 pm

$10 hash cash! (no food) Directions to the start from the train station will be marked in chalk (it is extremely close)
Surprise Guest Hare!
It's a Queens Black Knights AGM! 3rd edition.
Queens Black Knights #37
Start:
Transit: Court Square stop on E, M, 7

QBK turns 3! And to celebrate we'll be kicking out the old wanks to make room for the new wanks! Please join us for this most joyus of celebrations complete merrymaking, foodstuffs, and flowing booze!!

On-In: The Local 31st Ave btw 41st and 32nd Street, Astoria, NY

Rapunzel & Dildo Bag-GoneThe Local 31st Ave btw 41st and 32nd Street, Astoria, NY
L I V E T R A I L !
Knickerbocker #105
Start: Johnny Utah's (51st St between 5th and 6th Aves).
Transit: B/D/F/M to 47-50th Sts/Rockefeller Center, or E/M to 5th Ave-53rd St

2 BAG HAGS NEEDED ! Please with cherries on top. BRING YOUR CRANIUM LAMPS !
Cums Faster Than Men, Just Bryan & Coneylingus.
Just Bryan's virgin lay! Please Bring Headlamps! DRINK CHECK !!!!
Brooklyn #823
Start: Mullanes, 71 Lafayette Avenue
Transit: G to Fulton St., C to Lafayette Ave., walkable from Barclays Center

New On-In!

On-In:

Tradesman, 222 Bushwick Avenue

Cheeky Bastard
Tradesman, 222 Bushwick Avenue
NYC #1682
Start: The Bravest, 2nd Ave btw 37th/38th St. (map)
Transit: 4/5/6/7/Metro North to Grand Central or 6 to 33rd Street
Bolly Woodless
NAWW #296
Start: PJ Carney's 906 7th Ave.
Transit: N / R / Q to 57th Street - 7 Avenue
Squirty Dancing
Brooklyn #822
Start: The Bell House- 149 7th St between 2nd and 3rd ave.
Transit: F/G/R to 4th Ave-9th St
Just Sam
Some Harriettes and one Jew celebrate Easter!
NYC #1681
Start: Steps of the NY Public Library at 41st St. and 5th Ave. Wear bunny ears and hang out next to the lions
Transit: 7 to 5th Ave, B/D/F/M to 42nd St-Bryant Park, or 4/5/6/7 to Grand Central-42nd St.
Lexi's Bitch and a couple of Easter bunnies
LIL #48
Start: Rockville Centre
Prelube: Cannon's Blackthorn, 49 N Village Ave (map)
Transit: 2:15 Babylon train from Penn to Rockville Centre, arriving at 2:58.
Pert Plus & Coneylingus
GGFM #323
Start: Harlem Tavern (116th St and Frederick Douglass Blvd)
Transit: B/C to 116th St, 2/3 to 116th St, 1 to 116th St

On-In: Bourbon Street (79th St and Amsterdam Ave)

Mandatory Fun and Cum Test DummyBourbon Street (79th St and Amsterdam Ave)
Harriette Happy Hour
Harriettes #46
Start: Pre-lube/Dinner: 7:15pm @ Pad Thai in 409 8th Ave & 30th Karaoke & Drinks: 9pm @ Walter's Bar 389 8th ave & 29th
Transit: A/C/E/1/2/3 to 34th Penn Station

THIS IS NOT A R*N On your own for monies. Male-bodied persons must adhere to Harriettes' makeup rules.
Drug Bust + Skidmark
Knickerbocker #104
Start: Earl's Beer and Cheese (97th St and Park Ave)
Transit: 4/5 to 86th St, 6 to 96th St

Bring head lamps! Also, there will be non-pizza food!
Topless Barbie and Just Diane
Just Diane's Virgin Lay!
Brooklyn #821
Start: Camp- Smith St between Wyckoff and Warren
Transit: F/G to Bergen St
Cum on Moses, Just Ben
NYC #1680
Start: City Hall: Corner of Centre Street and Chambers Street  map
Transit: 4/5/6 to Brooklyn Bridge City Hall R to City Hall or J/Z to Chambers St.
DogFace
Ides of March Green Toga Hash !
NAWW #295
Start: Prelube : White Horse Tavern, ( 25 Bridge Street )
Fun with GREEN sheets.
Sheets ...as far as the eye can see.
More sheets than Bed Bath & Beyond.
Transit: N / R to Whitehall St. or 4 / 5 Bowling Green or 1 to South Ferry
Stinky Fingers + Special Guest Hares !
Brooklyn #820
Start: Clark Street 2/3 stop
Transit: 2/3 to Clark St
Whoremaster
NYC #1679
Start: Southeast corner of Lafayette & Houston St
Transit: 6 to Bleecker St, F/D to Broadway/Lafayette
Zeno's Parodicks & Lunch
Columbia #79
Start: Piper's Kilt (4946 Broadway btw 207th St. & Isham St.)
Transit: #1 or A to 207th Street
Rapunzel & Labrawhore
Queens Black Knights #36
Start: LIC Bar 45-58 Vernon Blvd, Long Island City, NY
Transit: 7 to Court Street, G to 21 Street- Van Alst Station, E or M to Court Square-23 Street Station
Just O'Shea and Turd Dimension
Knickerbocker #103
Start: Dive Bar (Amsterdam Ave at 96th St)
Transit: 1/2/3/B/C to 96th St
Cum Test Dummy
Brooklyn #819
Start: Gold Star, 176 Underhill Av
Transit: Q to 7th; 2, 3 to Grand Army Plaza
Turd Dimension
NYC #1678
Start: Coogan's, Broadway btw 168th St & 169th St
Transit: 1 / A / C to 168th St

Bring a jacket in case you need to be outside for a little while...

On-In: Mi Nido Taverna

Doggie Erectus & A Little DirtyMi Nido Taverna
Happy Birthday Momentarily Vertical!
NAWW #294
Start: Johnny Utah's 25 West 51st Street Btw 5th & 6th Avenue.
Transit: B / D / F / M to 47 - 50 Rockefeller Center or E / M to 5th Avenue 53rd or N / Q / R to 49th Street
Momentarily Vertical & Metrosweatual
The Quadrennial Leap Day Hash
Brooklyn #818
Start: O'Keefe's, 62 Court St, Brooklyn
Transit: 2/3/4/5 to Borough Hall, R to Court Street, A/C/F to Jay St

Stuff My Fluff's half birthday only comes once every four years, so we're throwing a party where we r*n in circles and then drink a lot of beer! Whatever happens, it's probably going to get weird. I mean, look at who your hares are.

On-In: TBD

What a Cunt! and Stuff My FluffTBD
NYC Movie Hash
NYC #1677
Start: Amsterdam Tavern: 938 Amsterdam Ave at 106th St.
Transit: 1 or B/C trains to 103rd or 110th St. stations

Come dressed as your favorite NYC movie character (King Kong, Holly Golightly, etc) in honor of Oscars night!  (costumes encouraged but not mandatory)
G'dick and Deathmarch
Harriette Happy Hour
Harriettes #45
Start: [This is NOT A R*N]   Start: Juke Bar 196 2nd Ave, New York, New York 10003
Transit: Transit: N,Q,6 to Astor Place | L to 3rd Ave

Sync up your schedule with the Harriettes and cum together for drinking practice! Makeup/nail polish available and mandatory for men.  This is a drink up only NOT a r*n.
US Marine Whore 
Knickerbocker #102
Start: Reif's Tavern, 92nd St and 2nd Ave
Transit: 6 to 96th St, 4/5 to 86th St

On-In: Reif's Tavern, 92nd St and 2nd Ave

LunchReif's Tavern, 92nd St and 2nd Ave
Brooklyn #817
Start: Brazen Head-228 Atlantic Ave
Transit: 2/3/4/5 to Borough Hall, A/C/R to Jay Street-Metrotech, or F/G to Bergen
Skidmark
NYC #1676
Start: Trailer Park Lounge: 271 W23rd St. Between 7th and 8th Aves.
Transit: C/E, 1 to 23rd St.
Skidmark
LIL #47
Start: Hicksville
Trail Start & Prelube: Smashburger (180 W Old Country Rd, 6 min walk from Hicksville LIRR Station). Hashcash will be $30. Expect the unexpected! RSVP on the facebook event page (if you're not a member, join Long Island Lunatics H3 and the link will work).
Transit: 1:12pm PaRtY tRaIn from Penn, arrives in Hicksville at 1:55.
Coffee Queefer & Kim Dong Dildo
GGFM #322
Start: The Beekman Pub, 15 Beekman Street
Transit: A/C/J/Z/2/3 to Fulton Street, 4/5/6 to Brooklyn Bridge City Hall, R to City Hall

On-In: East River Bar, S 6th btw Bedford & Berry

Cum on Everybody and Cheeky BastardEast River Bar, S 6th btw Bedford & Berry
Second Annual NAWW Winter Formal ! LIVE TRAIL !
NAWW #293
Start: ONE and ONE 12 1st Ave
Transit: F train to 2nd Avenue or J / M / Z to Essex Street or 6 to Bleeker Street.
Surprise I'm Illiterate & Leaky Bladder
Brooklyn #816
Start: Sharlene's: 353 Flatbush (Flatbush between Park & Sterling Place)
Transit: Q to 7th Ave, 2/3 to Grand Army Plaza
Drug Bust
New On In!
FU Valentine's Day Hash
NYC #1675
Start: Carlow East, 1254 Lexington Avenue (84th & 85th Streets)
Transit: 4,5,6 to 86th Street

On-In: Rudy's Bar & Grill 627 9th Ave btw 44 th and 45th streets

Rapunzel & Just Sam  Rudy's Bar & Grill 627 9th Ave btw 44 th and 45th streets
4th An*l Valentine's Day sextravaganza!
Columbia #78
Start: Dublin House, 225 W 79th street
Transit: 1 to 79th, B, C to 81st

There will be a giveaway for everyone who does trail! There will be a surprise- you might want to bring ones...
Ice Ice Pussy and Cum Test Dummy
Knickerbocker #101
Start: Woodrow's (43 Murray St)
Transit: 2/3 to Park Pl, A/C/E to Chambers St, R to City Hall
Nice Mugs and Ditch Sucker
Brooklyn #815
Start: Bedford Ave and North 7th St
Transit: L to Bedford Ave or G to Metropolitan
Six Inches, Ladies
Superbowl Hash R*n
NYC #1674
Start: One Star Bar: 147 West 24th St. between 6th and 7th Ave.
Transit: 1/C/E/F/M/N/R to 23rd St

Note the later-than-usual start time!  A-to-A trail. There will be some other food in addition to pizza. Bring some extra $ if you want to bet on squares!

On-In: 147 W 24th Street

CPA147 W 24th Street
Queens Black Knights #35
Start: Rockaway Brewing Company 46-01 5th St
Transit: 7 Train to Vernon Blvd. or G to 21 St. or E / M train to 23 St. Ely Avenue
Just Andy and Coneylingus
Geordi La Foreskin Birthday Hash!
NAWW #292
Start: Subway Inn (2nd Ave & 60th St)
Transit: 4, 5, 6, N, R to 59th St/Lex; F to 63rd/Lex

Bring a Metrocard on Trail
Geordi La Foreskin
Brooklyn #814
Start: Alligator Lounge. Metropolitan and Lorimer.
Transit: L to Lorimer, G to Metropolitan
Cum On Everybody
NYC #1673
Start: Bowling Green (in front of the U.S. Custom House)
Transit: N/R to Whitehall St.  4/5 to Bowling Green.  1 to South Ferry.

On-In: Key Bar on 13th St. off Ave. A.

American Dave #6 and Surprise I'm IlliterateKey Bar on 13th St. off Ave. A.
Mario Kart Hash
Columbia #77
Start: Juke Bar, 196 2nd Ave, New York, New York 10003 (at 13th street)
Transit: L to 3rd avenue, NQ6 to astor place

Themed Run. Each hasher gets three balloons to attach to their person, hasher with most balloons at the on-in wins. Costumes and pointy objects encouraged in advanced. Pointy objects and prizes available. Howl at the Poon's Virgin Lay!
Howl at the Poon and Blow in the Park
Knickerbocker #100
Start: The Patriot, 110 Chambers St
Transit: 1/2/3/A/C to Chambers St, or R to City Hall

Knickerbocker #100!  Just Sam's virgin lay! Walkers welcome! There will be walker, chicken and eagle trails.
Just Sam and Coneylingus
Changed start location!
Brooklyn #813
Start: Prelube at Farrell's. 215 Prospect Park West
Transit: F/G to 15th St
Georgia O'Queef
NYC #1672
Start: Live Bait, 14 East 23rd Street between Broadway and Park Ave.
Transit: 1, 6, F, N/R to 23rd Street.
Dildo Baggone
LIL #46
Start: 4th Ave Pub (76 4th Ave, Brooklyn)
The original trail has been postponed until Feb 20. Come out for an A-B trail we're calling.. Plan B!
Transit: D/N/R/Q/4/5/2/3/LIRR to Atlantic Terminal
A Little Dirty and friends
GGFM #321
Start: Double Down Saloon, 14 Avenue A (at 1st street)  
Transit: F to Second Avenue stop
Rapunzel
Harriette Happy Hour
Harriettes #44
Start: Juke Bar 196 2nd Ave, New York, New York 10003
Transit: N,Q,6 to Astor Place | L to 3rd Ave

Let's sync up our schedules and cum together for drinks! Men invited, must be open to nail polish or makeup (nail polish remover provided at end of night).

On-In: Juke Bar 196 2nd Ave, New York, New York 10003

Howl at the PoonJuke Bar 196 2nd Ave, New York, New York 10003
Jeter Eater & Just Jason Return!
NAWW #291
Start: Dublin House 225 W 79th St. b/t Amsterdam Ave & Broadway. Chicken Eagle Split.
Transit: 2 / 3 to 72 St. or 1 to 79 St.
Jeter Eater & Just Jason
Polar Beer Hash
NYC #1671
Start: Peggy O'Neill's- 1904 Surf Ave
Transit: D/F/N/Q to Coney Island-Stillwell Ave. Walk west along Surf Ave

Joint Hash with BH3!
The Brooklyn Committee
Polar Beer Hash
Brooklyn #812
Start: Peggy O'Neill's: 1904 Surf Ave
Transit: D/F/N/Q to Coney Island/Stillwell Ave.  Walk West along Surf Ave.

Joint hash with NYCH3!
The Committee
Queens Black Knights #34
Start: Sean Og's, 60-02 Woodside Ave.
Transit: 7 to Woodside 61st Street
Ginger Nail Me & Cheeky Bastard
Knickerbocker #99
Start: Tortilla Flats, 767 Washington St, NYC (near W 12th St)
Transit: L to 8th Ave, A/C/E to 14th, 1/2/3 to 14th
How Long Is It and Cum on Moses
Brooklyn #811
Start: South- 629 5th Ave at 17th St
Transit: R to Prospect Ave, F/G to 4th Ave-9th St
Sloppy Thirds
NYC #1670
Start: 34th St--Hudson Yards station (between 10th and 11th)
Transit: 7 train to 34th St--Hudson Yards
Smashmouth
Tequila Whore's Birthday Trail!
Columbia #76
Start: Piper's Kilt. 4946 Broadway, New York, NY 10034
Transit: A or 1 to 207th Street

On-In: Mr. McGoo's

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, WHORE!Mr. McGoo's
16th An*l Flashlight Hash
GGFM #320
Start: Hayden Planetarium, 81st between Columbus and Central Park West
Transit: B or C to 81st St.

On-In: The Parlour, 250 West 86th (just west of Broadway)

Tall, Dark, and Hammered; Crazy Bob; and, A Little DirtyThe Parlour, 250 West 86th (just west of Broadway)
NAWW #290
Start: McGee's at 240 W 55th
Transit: B / D / E to 7th Avenue. N / R / Q to 57 Street - 7th ave.
How Long Is It? & Surprise I'm Illiterate
Brooklyn #810
Start: Sharlene's. 353 Flatbush Ave
Transit: B/Q to 7th Ave, 2/3 to Grand Army Plaza
Finger Lickin'
NYC #1669
Start: Union Square North East corner (17th St. and Park Ave S.)
Transit: 4/5/6, L, N/Q/R to Union Square
Trips & Balls and Wet Willy  
NY New Year's Day Recovery
Special #124
Start: 5 Orchard Hill Rd., Katonah
Transit: 3.5 miles west of I684 (exit 6) on route 35. Or, if taking the 12:50 train from Grand Central, email ghckat at yahoo in advance, to get a lift from the station.

Run off the hangovers!  Eagle, chicken and walker trails, mostly in the woods.  Start time is 2:00 sharp
Geof and Cathy
Knickerbocker #98
Start: The Iron Horse. 32 Cliff St
Transit: A,C,2,3,4,5,J,Z To Fulton St
Turd Dimension and
A Little Dirty
No Condom Left Behind (Harriette Happy Hour)
Harriettes #43
Start: Harriette Happy Hour #43 Juke Bar 196 2nd Ave, New York, New York 10003
Transit: Transit: N,Q,6 to Astor Place | L to 3rd Ave

Let's sync up our schedules and cum together for drinks! Men invited but I will dress you up.

On-In: Juke Bar 196 2nd Ave, New York, New York 10003

Howl at the PoonJuke Bar 196 2nd Ave, New York, New York 10003
Brooklyn #809
Start: Corner of Court and Montague St
Transit: 2/3/4/5 to Borough Hall, R to Court St, A/C/F to Jay St-Metrotech
Barnacle
NYC #1668
Start: Broadway Dive: 2662 Broadway (NE corner of Broadway and 101st)
Transit: 1 train to 103rd.
Laird
Cheeky's Birthday Christmas
NAWW #289
Start: TriBeCa Tavern, 247 W Broadway
Transit: 1 to Franklin Street, A/C/E to Canal Street
Cheeky Bastard
Cheeky's Solstice Chr*stm*s
Brooklyn #808
Start: Three Jolly Pigeons, 6802 3rd Avenue
Transit: R to Bay Ridge Avenue

Cheeky Bastard

NYC #1667
Start: Flannery's Bar: 205 W 14th St. at 7th Ave.
Transit: 1/2/3 to 14th is closest, plenty of other lines nearby
Mean Jean the Down-Down Machine
Lunatic RGM
LIL #45
Start: Lynbrook LIRR Station
Prelube: McQuades, 275 Merrick Rd
Transit: pARtY TrAiN: 1:55pm from Penn, arrives in Lynbrook at 2:37.
Kaptain Hooker
Ugly Sweater Hash
GGFM #319
Start: One Star Bar, 147 W 24th St.
Transit: 1/C/E/N/R/PATH to 23rd street

Prizes for best sweater and best Couples Sweater combo Holiday Theme Drink Check!

On-In: The Patriot

Bollywoodless & Blow in the ParkThe Patriot
Knickerbocker #97
Start: The Three Monkeys, 236 W 54th St (between Broadway and 8th)
Transit: A/C/E to 50th St, B/C/D/N/Q/R to 7th Ave

Squirty Dancing's birthday hash!

On-In: Reif's Tavern

Rapunzel and Mandatory FunReif's Tavern
White Trash Hash
Brooklyn #807
Start: Tremont Ave stop
Transit: B/D to Tremont Ave. (3 stops from Columbus Circle if you catch the D super express. The last one leaves at 6:29pm. If you don't make the super, the regular D will still get you there PDQ.)
Smashmouth
Joint with NYH3. (That's Westchester, ya'll!)
Chanukah Chash
NYC #1666
Start: Katz's Delicatessen: 205 E Houston st at Ludlow St.
Transit: F to 2nd Ave

Women please dress modestly.
Dr. Steve and Jonathan
Columbia #75
Start: Jay Hood Wright Park entrance @ 174th St & Ft Washington Ave
Transit: A to 175th St
Surprise! I'm Illiterate
Queens Black Knights #33
Start: Starting Gate Bar 59-10 Woodside Ave, Queens, NY 11377
Transit: 7 to Woodside-61st Street

NEW ON-IN!

On-In: Casa de CPA

CPACasa de CPA
NAWW #288
Start: Old Town Bar, 45 East 18th Street, between Broadway & Park Ave. S.
Transit: 4/5/6/L/N/Q/R to Union Square
Splat
Brooklyn #806
Start: Prelube at Myrtle and Gold: 343 Gold St at Myrtle
Transit: A/C/F/R to Jay St-Metrotech, 2/3/4/5 to Borough Hall, B/Q to Dekalb Ave
Cum On Moses
Santa's Sluts*
NYC #1665
Start: The Parlour: 250 W 86th st and Broadway. This will be an A-to-A trail.
Transit: 1 to 86th St.

Holiday costumes encouraged, but not mandatory. Come dressed as your best (there will be prizes!) Santa's, elves, reindeer, etc and we'll see you there!   *sluttiness not required!
The Harriettes Committee
Knickerbocker #96
Start: Milano's Bar, Houston between Mott and Mulberry
Transit: B/D/F/M to Broadway/Lafayette, 6 to Bleecker St, J/Z to Bowery
Just Anuj and Squirty Dancing
Brooklyn #805
Start: Steps of Borough Hall.
Transit: 2, 3, 4, or 5 to Borough Hall or N, R to Court Street.
Turd Dimension
NYC #1664
Start: Merrion Square Bar: 1840 2nd Ave (btwn 95 and 96th Sts.)
Transit: 6 to 96th St.
Duty Free
LIL #44
Start: Forest Hills (LIRR station). Prelube: Dirty Pierre's, 13 Station Square
Transit: 2:15pm pArtY tRaiN from Penn to Forest Hills, arrives at 2:31. A one-way city ticket will get you there for $4.25. You can also take the E/F/M/R to Forest Hills 71st Av.
Bolly Woodless
Thanksgiving Orphans Hash !
NAWW #287
Start: The Patriot Saloon. 110 Chambers St. b/t Church St & Broadway. TriBeCa
Transit: 1,2,3,A,C to Chambers St, R to City Hall
Fluffy
Brooklyn #804
Start: O'Keefe's Restaurant, 62 Court St
Transit: 2/3/4/5 to Borough Hall, R to Court St, A/C/F to Jay Street-Metrotech
Free His Willy
NYC #1663
Start: Paddy's NYC, 3155 Broadway, One block south of 125th St on west side.
Transit: 1 Train to 125th St

On-In: Paddy's NYC

Dead Hooker & Doggie ErectusPaddy's NYC
GGFM #318
Start: Coogans / 4015 Broadway
Transit: A/1 to 168th Street

If you think this is too far away you are both lazy and wrong. It's about fifteen minutes on the A from Times Square. So be there or be Times Square.

On-In: Paddy's, 3155 Broadway

Foreign My TwatPaddy's, 3155 Broadway
Harriette Happy Hour
Harriettes #42
Start: Juke Bar 196 2nd Ave, New York, NY 10003
Transit: N,Q,6 to Astor Place | L to 3rd Ave

Let's sync up our schedules and cum together for drinks! All invited, men encouraged to wear/bring a feminine item.

On-In: Juke Bar 196 2nd Ave, New York, NY 10003

Howl at the PoonJuke Bar 196 2nd Ave, New York, NY 10003
Knickerbocker #95
Start: Tempest Bar, 407 8th Avenue, between 30th and 31st Streets
Transit: A/C/E to 34th St, 1 to 28th St, B/D/F/M/N/Q/R to 34th St Herald Square
Krispy Kringle and Topless Barbie
Brooklyn #803
Start: 4th Ave and 9th St
Transit: F/G/R to 4th Ave-9th St
Sandy Syphilis
NYC #1662
Start: Carlow East: Lexington Ave btwn 84th and 85th
Transit: 4/5/6 to 86th St.
Legs Lesley and Ahoy! the Wanker
NYU Invades Columbia!
Columbia #74
Start: The Washington Arch in Washington Square Park
Transit: A/C/E/B/D/F/M to West 4th; N/R to 8th St-NYU
Splat
Queens Black Knights #32
Start: Jack's Fire Dept.
Transit: 7 to 40 St
Dead Hooker & Drug Bust
Joint Birthday, Sloppy Virgin Lay, Veterans Day Hash!
NAWW #286
Start: Billymark's West 332 Ninth Ave, New York, NY 10001
Transit: A, C, E, 1, 2, 3 to Penn Station

2 BIRTHDAYS, 1 SLOPPY VIRGIN LAY, 1 MERICA LOVIN' HOLIDAY, what more can you ask for?! If you're thinking "non-pizza food, drink check(s?), and flowing beer" then fortunately for you, all that will be provided, too. Trail not to be missed!
Cosmopolitits & Sloppy Thirds (Sloppy Thirds Virgin Lay!)
Brooklyn #802
Start: Peter J. Sharp building at BAM, 30 Lafayette Ave
Transit: 2/3/4/5/B/D/N/Q/R to Atlantic Ave-Barclays Ctr, C to Lafayette Ave, G to Fulton St
Surprise, I'm Illiterate and Just Kathryn (Just Kathryn's Virgin Lay)
NYC #1661
Start: Whiskey Trader: 71 West 55th St. btwn 5th and 6th Aves.
Transit: F to 57th is closest.  Lots of other options: subway map
Nice Mugs and Ditch Sucker
Knickerbocker #94
Start: Triona's (on Sullivan), 237 Sullivan St
Transit: A/B/C/D/E/F/M to W 4th St
Metrosweatual and Just Dave
Post Marathon Recovery Hash
Brooklyn #801
Start: Prelube @ Coliseum: 312 W 58th (near 8th Ave)
Transit: A/C/B/D/1 to Columbus Circle

Yes, this is in Manhattan. Thank you for noticing. Will include a short (under 2 miles) chicken trail for recovering rac(e)ists.
Dogface
New York City Marathon Day Hash
NYC #1660
Start: R*n start and mile 23 beer stop location: NW corner of 96th St and 5th Ave  
Transit: 6 train to 96th St.

Note change in time: 10AM trail start time!  Trail will start PROMPTLY at 10AM.  Don't forget to change your clocks. On-in: West End Hall at 2756 Broadway btwn 105th and 106th
Cheeky Bastard, Surprise! I'm illiterate, and Trips & Balls
Joint Halloween Hash with GGFM!
Columbia #73
Start: Floridita's, 2276 12th Ave (at 125th street)
Transit: 1 to 125th street

A-to-A trail. There will be costumes, beer, candy, beer, drink checks, beer, candy, and non-pizza food (actual food, in addition to the candy).  Start planning your costume today- there might be awesome prizes for amazing costumes!
The GGFMNT Committees
Joint Halloween Hash with C*NT!
GGFM #317
Start: Floridita's, 2276 12th Ave (at 125th street)
Transit: 1 to 125th street

A-to-A trail. There will be costumes, beer, candy, beer, drink checks, beer, candy, and non-pizza food (actual food, in addition to the candy).  Start planning your costume today- there might be awesome prizes for amazing costumes!

On-In: A-A

The GGFMNT CommitteesA-A
NAWW #285
Start: The Patriot Saloon. 110 Chambers St
Transit: A / C to Chambers
Body Swerve
BH3 800!
Brooklyn #800
Start: Corner of Broadway and Heyward
Transit: G to Broadway, M/J to Lorimer (not to be confused with the G to Lorimer)

Featuring special season-appropriate commemorative haberdashery!

On-In: Sunday
October 25
3:00 pm
2015

NYC #1659
Start: Gates of Fort Washington Collegiate Church: NE corner of 181st and Fort Washington Ave
Transit: A or 1 to 181st St.
Just Rachelle and Krispy Kringle
Mad Cows Invade New Jersey
LIL #43
Start: Laurel Hill Park, 3 blocks from Secaucus Junction
Transit: Meet at 12:45pm for prelube at Tracks. The 1:14pm PaRty tRaiN from Penn to Secaucus Junction costs $4, takes 9 minutes and it's an easy walk to the start.

The Lunatics are taking their beers and cow print to Summit H3's Interhash 2015! You can start the weekend at Friday's Bimbos trail and reserve room(s) at the hash hotel, stay for the full event including dinner Saturday night - or - just run trail Saturday. More info at hashnj.com
Jersey Asshole & Sassy Lassy
Back to the Future 2 Hash!
Knickerbocker #93
Start: Desmond's Tavern, 433 Park Ave S (b/t 29th and 30th St)
Transit: 6 / N / R to 28th St

Great Scott! It's finally that day in the future! There will be a prize for best BTTF costume! (any movie)
Frank LLayd Wrong, Surprise! I'm Illiterate and Mandatory Fun
Help needed: bag hag, drink check, dressing as Biff
Zombie Hash
Brooklyn #799
Start: Prelube and Zombie Makeup at 6pm- Canal Bar: 270 3rd Ave
Transit: R to Union, F/G to Carrol

The zombie apocalypse could happen ANY DAY! This is a trial run to test your skillz. Don't be caught unprepared! Live trail. A to A.

On-In: Canal Bar, 270 3rd Ave

Barnacle and Cheeky BastardCanal Bar, 270 3rd Ave
NYC #1658
Start: Amsterdam Ale House: #340 Amsterdam Ave at 76th St.
Transit: 1/2/3 to 72nd or 1 to 79th
DePANTSipation Proclamation
Queens Black Knights #31
Start: The Shannon Pot 21-59 44th Dr Long Island City, NY 11101
Transit: Take the 7 /G to Court Sq or the E /M to Court Sq-23rd St
Gabe the Babe
CANCELLED - Harriette Happy Hour
Harriettes #41
NAWW 2015 / 2016 season opener !
NAWW #284
Start: The Beer Bar - Café Centro. Corner of 45th Street & Vanderbilt Avenue. MetLife building. Expect a NEW On-In .
Transit: 4/5/6/7 to Grand Central
Coneylingus
Brooklyn #798
Start: Brooklyn Borough Hall
Transit: 2345 to Borough Hall, R to Court St., ACF to Jay St.

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving
Spank the Plank
NYC #1657
Start: Shades of Green Bar. 125 E 15th Street
Transit: L/N/Q/R/4/5/6 to 14 Street Union Square
Coneylingus
Ian Cumming Memorial Run
Special #123
Start: 163 Todd Road, Katonah (Goose Summer Down)
Transit: Train: Leave GCT at 12:51 arrive at Goldens Bridge at 2:03 (there will be pickup for late arrivers)
Car: From I 684 North or South, take exit 6. Turn east at top of ramp towards Cross River. After nearly 2 miles turn left onto Mt. Holly Rd. At "T" junction turn left on North Salem Rd. After 1 mile turn right on Todd Rd. After 0.5 miles turn left into 163 (Goose Summer Down). There are 3 driveways; use center one.

Eagle, chicken and walker trails will be set. Pack leaves promptly at 2:30PM.
Please RSVP to Tom in advance so they know how much food to prepare and you can pay.
Hash cash is $25 in advance/$35 day of.

Saturday will be the 1st day of bow hunting season. BRING A HI-VISIBILITY VEST!

On-In: 163 Todd Road, Katonah

NYH3163 Todd Road, Katonah
Winter Inaugural Hash
Knickerbocker #92
Start: Flight 151, 151 8th Ave
Transit: A,C,E,L to 14th St and 8th Ave

There will be non-pizza food!
The Knickerbocker Committee!
Brooklyn #797
Start: 4th Ave and Atlantic
Transit: D/N/R/2/3/4/5 to Atlantic Ave- Barclays Center

London Rules! Cash Only!
Whoremaster
Last NASS of the year
NASS #219
Start: Armando's Pizza, 1413 Rockaway Parkway (next to station)
Transit: L to Canarsie - Rockaway Pkwy (last stop)

Note: this is a Saturday!
Cheeky Bastard
NYC #1656
Start: The Patriot, 110 Chambers St
Transit: 1,2,3,A,C to Chambers St, R to City Hall
Just Andy, Cum Test Dummy, Minor 69er
Brooklyn #796
Start: Grand Army Plaza (beside the arch).
Transit: 2/3 to Grand Army Plaza, B/Q to 7 Ave
Georgia O'Queef and Six Inches, Ladies
LIL #42
Start: Locust Valley LIRR station
Prelube: Tavern on the Plaza (right at the station)
Transit: 12:25pm pArTY tRaIn from Penn, arriving 1:35pm

Live hare! Bring shiggy socks and a change of clothes if you want to take a swim.
Cum on Moses, Just Diana and A Little Dirty
NYC #1655
Start: Lulu's Tacqueria (& Tequila Bar), 553 Manhattan Ave
Transit: A/B/C/D to 125th Street

A headlamp is recommended!
A Little Dirty
with support and encouragement from Turd Dimension
Brooklyn #795
Start: Pacific Street and 4th Ave
Transit: 2/3/3/4/5/D/B/Q/N/R to Atlantic Ave-Barclays Center
Rack and Roll Her
RDR Recovery r*n
GGFM #316
Start: SW corner of 96th and Amsterdam
Pre-Lube at Dive Bar 96th and Amsterdam.
Note early start time!
GGFM Committee
18th Anal Red Dress R*n
Special #122
Start: Jeremy's Ale House, 228 Front Street
Transit: 4/5/2/3/A/C to Fulton St.

A-to-A R*n; $25 Hash Cash; 2pm makeup; 3pm start
Register Here
The RDR Committee: HUA, Flabio, and SaltLick
RDR Weekend PubCrawl
Special #121
Start: Blue Ruin, 538 Ninth Ave (42nd St. And Ninth Ave.)
Transit: 1237NQRS to Times Square-42nd St, BDFM to 42nd St Bryant Park, ACE to 42nd St.- Port Authority

This is not a r*n.  Standard Pub Crawl Rules apply: you're on your own for drinks, hotline will be set for each bar.
Basically hop on almost any train and you'll somehow get your heiney there. Prepare for seven (7!) amazing stops, PLUS a drink check. No shiggy socks needed, a replacement liver is optional but recommended.
The GGFM committee
Barry's 3rd Anal Birthday Bikini Bash Hash
NYC #1654
Start: Subway Inn, 1140 2nd Ave @ 60th St
Transit: 4/5/6/N/Q/R to Lexington Ave/59th St or F to Lexington Ave/63rd St

Bikinis are optional, but ladies without one get a lap dance from Doggie E and guys without one get a lap dance from Gabe the Babe!

On-In: Danny & Eddy's

Doggie Erectus & Mouthful of GuDanny & Eddy's
Brooklyn/Summit Joint Hash
Brooklyn #794
Start: 28 Liberty (formerly known as Chase Manhattan Plaza
Transit: 2/3 to Wall St, J/Z/A/C/4/5 to Fulton St
Massengil, Secaucless and Suck em Up
Columbia #72
Start: Inwood local, 4957 Broadway
Transit: A to 207th street
Blow in the Park
Queens Black Knights #30
Start: Kelly's Pub, 13611 41st Avenue NEW PRE LUBE: ROOSEVELT SPORTS BAR 13345 Roosevelt Ave
Transit: 7 train to Flushing-Main Street (Yep, that's the last stop folks)
 Surprise! I'm Illiterate
Catholic School Girls Hash
NYC #1653
Start: McSwiggans: #392 2nd Ave at 23rd St.
Transit: 6 to 23rd st map

Dressing in your Catholic school girl (or boy, or priest, etc) finery is encouraged, but not mandatory.
The Harriettes
Labor Day
Brooklyn #793
Start: 7th Ave stop on Q train
Transit: Q to 7th Ave, 2/3 to Bergen (B will not be running due to holiday schedule)

Note Special Holiday Start Time!!  On In will be London Rules.
Blackout and Screaming O
NASS #218
Start: Bottom of Main Street near Cold Spring Metro North Station. Follow the path and people when you get off the train.
Transit: 1:43 Metro North Hudson line. Arrives Cold Spring 3:03.

$15 hash cash. On your own for food. Cheap options at the bar, pizza nearby.
Rapunzel, ably assisted by guest hare Tubslut
NYC #1652
Start: Peter McManus Cafe, 152 7th Avenue
Transit: 1 to 18th Street
Cheeky Bastard
Brooklyn #792
Start: prelube at Duff's! Marcy and Broadway.
Transit: J, M, Z to Marcy.
(or G to Metropolitan/L to Lorimer and hoof it 5 or 6 blocks)
Coneylingus & Drug Bust
LIL & C*NT Joint Hash
LIL #41
Start: (and prelube) Oyster Bay Brewing Company, 76 South St. (close to the station)
Transit: 12:25 LIRR PaRtY tRaIn from Penn to Oyster Bay (transfer at Jamaica), arrive at 1:46pm.
Cum Test Dummy
Joint Hash with Long Island!
Columbia #71
Start: (and prelube) Oyster Bay Brewing Company, 76 South St. (close to the station)
Transit: 12:25 LIRR PaRtY tRaIn from Penn to Oyster Bay (transfer at Jamaica), arrive at 1:46pm.
Cum Test Dummy
GGFM #315
Start: 4th Avenue Pub, 76 4th Avenue
Transit: D/N/R/2/3/4/5/B/Q to Atlantic Ave - Barclays Center

On-In: Church Bar, Church Ave btw 4th & 5th Sts

Cheeky BastardChurch Bar, Church Ave btw 4th & 5th Sts
NYC #1651
Start: Titanic Memorial Park (by the Lighthouse): Fulton St. at Water and Pearl Sts.
Transit: A/C, J/Z, 2/3, 4/5 to Fulton St.
Spank the Plank
Brooklyn #791
Start: Corner of Hoyt and Schermerhorn
Transit: A/C/G to Hoyt-Schermerhorn, 2/3 to Hoyt
Barnacle
NASS #217
Start: Pelham Station on Metro North
Transit: Take the 2:36 New Haven line train. Arrives Pelham at 3:07. Get a round trip ticket to New Rochelle as that is the nearest station to the on in. Same price - $15.50.

On in will be at Lunch's house. Hash cash will be $10. Beers on offer will be Genny Cream, a lite beer and an amber ale home brewed by Ed's son, Eric, who says it tastes good. If you want anything else feel free to bring your own. Chilli (both meat and veg) plus side dishes will be served.
Lunch
NAWW in Summer!
NYC #1650
Start: O'Hanlon's Bar, 349 E. 14th Street
Transit: L to 1st Avenue

Who wants ice cream?
The NAWW committee
Brooklyn #790
Start: Bizarre Bar, 21 Jefferson St at Myrtle.
Note the start has changed as of Monday morning
Transit: J, M, Z to Myrtle Ave.
Just Ernesto
Gabe The Babe's Birthday Run
NASS #216
Start: The Bronx Brewery, 856 E. 136th St @ Walnut Ave, The Bronx
Transit: 6 Train to Cypress Ave.

This is a Saturday!   Half-Off Hash Cash if you buy a growler for the drink stop!  (Bag Hag will transport...)
Mouthful of Gu & Doggie Erectus
Queens Black Knights #29
Start: Station Bar 30-50 61st Street, Woodside NY 11377
Transit: Take the 7 train to 61st Street Woodside
Krispy Kringle
NYC #1649
Start: Union Square: at East 14th St. on the South facing steps
Transit: 4/5/6, N/Q/R, L to Union Square
Just Ernesto
Brooklyn #789
Start: Avenue M and East 16th Street
Transit: Q to Avenue M
Cheeky Bastard
Columbia #70
Start: Paddy's, 125th and Broadway
Transit: 1 to 125th street

On-In: The Duck

Bolly Woodless and Foreign My TwatThe Duck
NYC #1648
Start: One Star: #147 West 24th St. btwn 6th and 7th Ave
Transit: 1, C/E to 23rd.

On-In: P.D. O'Hurley's: 557 12th Ave.

RapunzelP.D. O'Hurley's: 557 12th Ave.
Brooklyn #788
Start: Corner of Smith and 9th Streets
Transit: F/G to Smith-9th St

On-In: The Hop Shop, 121 Columbia St

Eager 4 BeaverThe Hop Shop, 121 Columbia St
LIL #40
Start: Bellmore LIRR Station, Prelube: KJ Farrell’s Bar, 242 Petite Ave (across from the station)
Transit: 1:55pm PaRtY tRAiN from Penn, arriving in Bellmore at 2:48pm.

Bring a bathing suit! There will be opportunities to get wet on trail.

On-In: La Casa de Willing Tongue

Patron Taint of the Willing TongueLa Casa de Willing Tongue
Blue Moon Hash
GGFM #314
Start: Westside Tavern, 360 W 23rd St, btw 8th & 9th
Transit: C/E to 23rd St

On-In: Brother Jimmy's BBQ, Union Square

Gay If It Suits Me (GIISM)Brother Jimmy's BBQ, Union Square
H.A.L.T.
NYC #1647
Start: 3 Ave & St Marks place (SE corner), Prelube at St. Mark's Ale House.
Transit: 6 to Astor Place or R to 8th St.

Are you ready for the shortest Hash of the year?  Please bring ID.

On-In: Grassroots Tavern: 20 St. Mark's Place

Flabio & Just SteveGrassroots Tavern: 20 St. Mark's Place
Brooklyn #787
Start: The Levee, 212 Berry St @ Metropolitan Ave
Transit: L to Bedford

On-In: Was it Peter's Since 1969 on Bedford betw N7 and N8? Bar reneged on the deal, tap beer was off, wou

Cum Locker
Special Guest Hare!
Was it Peter's Since 1969 on Bedford betw N7 and N8? Bar reneged on the deal, tap beer was off, wou
NASS Run at Rockefeller Park Preserve, Sleepy Hollow
NASS #215
Start: Sleepy Hollow High School rear car park.
40 Bedford Rd, Sleepy Hollow, NY 10591
Entrance from Route 448, Bedford Rd, just 0.1 miles on the right from Route 9 junction. If driving please consider coming to Tarrytown station at 3.13 pm to help transport runners.
Transit: Take either the 2:20 or 2:43 pm Metro North Hudson line train from Grand Central Terminal to Croton Harmon and get off at Tarrytown station. Trains arrive at 3:13 and 3:22 respectively. Hares will provide transport for short 5 minute ride to start of run

On in at the hares' house. Note the 3:30 start time.

On-In: La Casa de Gerryatric & One White One

Gerryatric and One White OneLa Casa de Gerryatric & One White One
Dusters Hash
NYC #1646
Start: 72nd and Broadway
Transit: 1 to 72nd St, B/C to 72nd

Come on out and learn about the racist faction of our hash; the Hudson Dusters compete in NYRR races as well as other races.  This will be a normal r*n.

On-In: Dive 75: 101 West 75th St.

The Hudson Dusters CommitteeDive 75: 101 West 75th St.
Brooklyn #786
Start: Brooklyn's Tiki Bar- 885 4th Ave at 33rd St
Transit: D/N/R to 36th St

On-In: Mary's bar, 5th and 22nd

FMIG and NipsicleMary's bar, 5th and 22nd
NASS #214
Start: Yankee Tavern 72 E 161st St Bronx, NY 10451
Transit: Subway: B/D/4 to 161 St - Yankee Stadium

*** Picnic on-in, so bring ye a towel and vessel.  There will be beer drops on trail!  That's plural! Meaning more than one! ***
***  Shiggy socks HIGHLY recommended.  ***

On-In: Pier @ La Marina, Dyckman St

What A Cunt!
bag hag helper needed for exciting and fun project!
Pier @ La Marina, Dyckman St
Cosmopolitits' Virgin Lay!
Queens Black Knights #28
Start: Astoria Tavern, 33-16 23rd Ave, Queens, NY 11105 (Btw 33rd and 35th St)
Transit: N/Q to Ditmars Blvd

Prepare for lovely views of the city, 2 (YES TWO) drink checks, non-pizza noms, virgins, wild animals, and more...

On-In: The Local

Cosmopolitits and alleged co-hare CPAThe Local
NYC #1645
Start: Kelly's Sports Bar: 12 Avenue A
Transit: F to 2nd Ave or Delancey, or J/M/Z to Essex

On-In: Three of Cups, 1st Ave @ 5th St

Leaky BladderThree of Cups, 1st Ave @ 5th St
Brooklyn #785
Start: Intersection of Broadway and Division
Transit: J/M to Hewes, G to Broadway

Live Trail! New On In!

On-In: C'mon Everybody, 325 Franklin Ave

Just Dave LutherC'mon Everybody, 325 Franklin Ave
SIXTY NINE!
Columbia #69
Start: Coogan's, 4015 Broadway, New York, NY 10032
Transit: A, C, 1 to 168th street

This will be the 69th running of the CUNT! Multiple Drink Checks! There will be swimming at the on-in, so bring a suit if you'd like to swim. 69! NOTE THE EARLY START TIME!

On-In: Barretto Point Park, Hunts Point, Bronx

The GynocracyBarretto Point Park, Hunts Point, Bronx
Topless Barbie's Superhero Themed Birthday Trail!
NYC #1644
Start: Three Monkeys: 236 West 54th St. between 7th and 8th Aves.
Transit: B/D/E to 7th Ave or N/Q/R to 57th st-7th ave.

Faster than a racist Duster! More powerful than a Tequila pickleback - it's an Epic Superhero Themed Hash! Superhero attire is NOT REQUIRED, but encouraged. Tights, capes, masks, underwear as outerwear, get creative - and bring a metro card!

On-In: River Walk Bar & Grill (on Roosevelt Island)

Topless Barbie, GIISM, and Just DaveRiver Walk Bar & Grill (on Roosevelt Island)
Brooklyn #784
Start: Legion- 790 Metropolitan Ave between Graham and Humboldt
Transit: L to Graham Ave

On-In: Bantry Bay Publick House, 33-01 Greenpoint Ave

Pooping CoughBantry Bay Publick House, 33-01 Greenpoint Ave
4th of July
LIL #39
Start: Massapequa Park at 3 in the Rear's house
Transit: 12:55pm pARty tRAin, arriving at 1:58.

PLEASE RSVP for this one by joining the event on Facebook or emailing 3 in the Rear (ubiquity24@yahoo.com). Bring: sunblock, bug spray, shiggy socks, a towel, dry clothes and wear a bathing suit!
3 in the Rear & Kim Dong Dildo
GGFM #313
Start: Dublin House, 225 W 79th St, btw Broadway & Amsterdam
Transit:
1 to 79th or A/B/C/D to 81st


4th of July Theme

On-In: Bourbon Street, West 79th Street and Amsterdam

Foreign My Twat & Bolly WoodlessBourbon Street, West 79th Street and Amsterdam
Shiggy in the City
NYC #1643
Start: Dive 75, 75th St and Columbus Ave
Transit: 1, 2, 3, B or C to 72nd St.

On-In: 1020 Bar, 1020 Amsterdam

Solar Eclits and A Lil Dirty1020 Bar, 1020 Amsterdam
Gay for a Day
Brooklyn #783
Start: Ginger's Bar. 5th Ave between 5th and 6th St
Transit: R to 4th Ave-9th St, F/G to 7th Ave

On-In: Ginger's Bar, 5th Ave btwn 5th and 6th Street

The FairyettesGinger's Bar, 5th Ave btwn 5th and 6th Street
NASS #213
Start: Valhalla Metro North Station
Transit: Take the 1:51 from Grand Central. Arrives Valhalla at 2:34.

Please note that the run starts at 2:45.
Frank Llayd Wrong
The Five-Borough Pub Crawl
Special #120
Start: Yankee Tavern, 72 East 161st Street, The Bronx
Transit: D/4 to 161 St-Yankee Stadium

This is a pub crawl. No running involved. Pay as you go. Patches will be awarded to anyone who makes it to all five boroughs. You can't make it to all five boroughs if you don't start in The Bronx!
Splat et al.
Gay Pride R*n
NYC #1642
Start: Posh Bar: #405 West 51st St. near 9th Ave.
Transit: C/E to 50th st.

On-In: Uncle Charlie's gay bar in lex and 45th. Not a great deal, so we had cider to begin with.

The FairyettesUncle Charlie's gay bar in lex and 45th. Not a great deal, so we had cider to begin with.
Brooklyn H3 Annual General Meeting
Brooklyn #782
Start: McMahon's Public House, 39 5th Avenue (btwn Dean and Bergen)
Transit: 2/3/4/5/B/Q/D/N/R/LIRR to Atlantic Avenue-Barclays Center / Atlantic Terminal

On-In: Bar Reis

The CommitteeBar Reis
NASS #212
Start: Smoking Aces BBQ. 42-15 235th St, Douglaston, Queens
Transit: Take the 2:18 LIRR from Penn Station, arrives Douglaston 2:50. Or the 2:29 from Woodside.

This was originally going to be on Saturday but is now on Sunday. Bring your fathers along.
Conelingus
Queens Black Knights #27
Start: Irish Cottage, 10807 72nd Ave, Forest Hills
Transit: E F (express) M R (local) to 71st Ave / Continental Ave,

The hares suggest shiggy socks and flashlights.
Just Jen and Just Emilee
NYC #1641
Start: The Four-Faced Liar, 165 W 4th St (between Jones and Cornelia)
Transit: A/B/C/D/E/F/M to W 4th St, 1 to Christopher St

On-In: Double Down Saloon

Mandatory FunDouble Down Saloon
Brooklyn #781
Start: Hank's Saloon: Atlantic Ave and 3rd Ave
Transit: B/D/N/Q/R/2/3/4/5 to Atlantic Ave-Barclays Center

On-In: The Emerson

Drug BustThe Emerson
LIL #38
Start: Floral Park LIRR Station
Transit: 11:45am pArTy tRaIn, arrive at 12:21.

Note the early start time. This isn't your standard trail, folks. Come find out why! Hashcash will be $30.
Coffee Queefer & Kim Dong Dildo
NYC #1640
Start: 81st St. and Central Park West (NE corner of the Natural History Museum)
Transit: A/B/C to 81st St.

On-In: Bob's Your Uncle, formerly the Ding Dong Lounge

Tastes like shame (formerly just Tim) and Pussyfoot  Bob's Your Uncle, formerly the Ding Dong Lounge
Brooklyn #780
Start: High Dive at 5th Ave and Carroll St.
Transit: R to Union St.

On-In: High Dive

Six Inches, LadiesHigh Dive
NASS #211
Start: Tryon Public House, 4740 Broadway @ Thayer St.
Transit: A to Dyckman St
Doggie Erectus
Joint Campout with Lehigh Valley/Hashlympics!
Columbia #68
Start: The Woods, Lehighton Pennsylvannia
This is a full weekend event and you need to rego in advance.
Rego here!
Contact Cum Test Dummy with questions/for more info
GGFM #312
Start: The NEW Subway Inn, 1140 2nd Ave (at E 60th St)
Transit: 4/5/6/N/Q/R to 59th St-Lexington Ave

On-In: McSwiggans, 2nd ave @ 23rd St

Tequila WhoreMcSwiggans, 2nd ave @ 23rd St
NYC #1639
Start: NE corner of 40th st and Park Ave.
Transit: 4/5/6, 7 to Grand Central 42nd St.

On-In: Double Down Saloon

Trips & Balls and Wet WillyDouble Down Saloon
Brooklyn #779
Start: Bar Sepia, 234 Underhill Ave
Transit: 2/3 to Grand Army Plaza or B/Q to 7th Ave

On-In: 706 (formerly Minor Arcana)

Georgia O'Queef706 (formerly Minor Arcana)
NASS #210
Start: Charlie Brown's Fresh Grill, 35 Main Street, Millburn, NJ
Transit: Take the 2:11 Morris and Essex line train from Penn Station. It gets to Millburn at 2:56.

You may want to wear shiggy socks.
Skidmark
NYC #1638
Start: The Library: #7 Avenue A between 1st and 2nd Sts.
Transit: F to 2nd Ave or Delancey, or J/M/Z to Essex St.

Please remember to bring your ID!

On-In: Otto's Shrunken Head

Just Anuj and Just ChelseaOtto's Shrunken Head
Memorial Day Hash
Brooklyn #778
Start: F/G to 15th St/Prospect Park West and follow the hash marks to the start in the park
Transit: F/G to 15th St/Prospect Park West

Bring food/beverages/blanket/etc. Alcohol is not allowed in the park, so be discrete. Note: 3PM start time!!

On-In: Prospect Park

The CommitteeProspect Park
NASS #209
Start: Start and pre-lube: O'Hanlon's, 11812 Queens Boulevard. South side of Queens Blvd right by the subway exit (back of train from Manhattan).
Transit: Kew Gardens / Union Turnpike on the E and F. Back of the train from Manhattan.

Please note, this is a Saturday
Dogface
I-Feel Tower's On-Out Hash
Queens Black Knights #26
Start: Under RR bridge at 47th Ave & 69th St
Transit: 7 to 69th St & walk south or F to Jackson Heights & walk south on 74th St, west on 41st Ave & south on 69th St

From the hare :  This is my last NYC area hash. There will be 8 stops, 4 celebrity appearances & 1 strip club on this trail. Dress to run a bit. NY Hashers should bring an ID & $20 to the start (London Rules for non-NY Hashers).
I-Feel Tower
Joint Harriettes and Fairiettes Fleet Week Pub Crawl
Harriettes #40
Start: House of Brews: 46th St. between 8th and 9th Ave.
Harriettes and Fairiettes only!  Usual pub crawl rules apply:  you're on your own for beer/food, hotline will be updated along the way.
Harriettes Committee
NYC #1637
Start: Broadway Dive 2662 Broadway b/t 101st St & 102nd St
Transit: 1 / 2 /3 to 96th or 1 to 103rd

On-In: Reif's

Gag'em Style & Surprise! I'm IlliterateReif's
Brooklyn #777
Start: Gowanus Yacht Club 323 Smith St
Transit: F or G to Carroll St
Spits Then Swallows and Technically Foul
1st NASS of the Year!
NASS #208
Start: Broadway Station on the LIRR
Transit: Take the 2:43 from Penn Station, arrives at Broadway at 3:07  p A r T y p R e L u B e t R a I n !     (All 24 minutes of the train ride...)

Being the day after the Brooklyn half and pub crawl, there will be an extra short chicken trail as well as the regular chicken and eagle. Barbecue at Bob's house.
Crazy Bob and Dogface
Brooklyn Half Marathon Pub Crawl
Special #119
Start: Highbury Pub, 1002 Cortelyou Road
Transit: Q to Cortelyou Rd

This is not a r*n!
Crawl will offer a fine mixture of old and new, scuzzy and pleasant, with and without food, indoor and outdoor locations. Walking will only be for the second half.
Smashmouth
NYC #1636
Start: Bunga's Den, 137 W. 14th St (between 6th/7th Ave)
Transit: F/M or 1/2/3 to 14th St.

On-In: Bunga's Den

Rapunzel & Bringing up the RearBunga's Den
Brooklyn #776
Start: Prelube: The Adirondack. 1241 Prospect Ave
Transit: F or G to Fort Hamilton Pkwy

Live Trail!

On-In: The Adirondack

Scooter DoucheThe Adirondack
Larrikin!
Columbia #67
Start: Ryan's Daughter, 350 E 85th St
Transit: 4, 5, 6 to 86th street

On-In: Merrion Square, 95th & 2nd Ave

Who knows? It could be you!Merrion Square, 95th & 2nd Ave
NYC #1635
Start: Park Avenue Tavern, 99 Park Avenue (Park Ave and E 39th St)
Transit: 4567S to Grand Central - 42nd Street

On-In: Barrow's Pub

Fast American Dave and Cheeky BastardBarrow's Pub
Brooklyn #775
Start: Bedford Ave and North 7th St
Transit: L to Bedford Ave
Dogface
Mad Cows' 3rd An*lversary!
LIL #37
Start: Locust Valley, Prelube: Tavern on The Plaza (right at the station)
Transit: Take the 12:25 paRty tRain from Penn to Locust Valley, arriving at 1:35pm.
Joint PRE-Prelube at Penn (Track's Bar) at 11am with hashers heading to Tower's Stencho De Mayo.
Krispy Kringle, Coneylingus & A Little Dirty
GGFM #311
Start: Amsterdam Tavern, 938 Amsterdam Ave (btw 106th & 107th St)
Transit: 1 to 103rd St

On-In: Dive 75, 75th & Columbus

Rapunzel & Speedo GonzalezDive 75, 75th & Columbus
3rd Anal Underwear R*n!
Knickerbocker #91
Start: The Patriot 110 Chambers St (at Church St)
Transit: 1/2/3, A/C to Chambers St Invade the streets of Manhattan just like always, except this time show some thigh!  Blow them away with your boyshorts!  Tittilate them with your tighty-whities!  Knock 'em out with your knickers!  Thongs are okay, Speedo, and shirts are optional (butt recommended).  If you're feeling bashful, I guess you could wear tights underneath (butt we'll make fun of you).  Fantastic, private-ish on-in party to follow, so tell your boss you'll be late on Thursday.  Pants are for squares. Haberdashery! You'll get a techy shirt to prove you did it and have the option to by a super-cool, super-comfy Knick hoodie. DRINK CHECK HELPERS NEEDED please email Ms. C*nt! if interested

On-In: One and One, 1st Avenue and 1st Street

What a C*nt!One and One, 1st Avenue and 1st Street
Brooklyn #774
Start: Prelube at Canal Bar. 270 3rd Ave at President St.
Transit: R to Union St.

On-In: Lucey's Lounge

Surprise! I'm Illiterate!Lucey's Lounge
The New York City AGM!!
NYC #1634
Start: Flannery's Bar 205 W 14th St @ 7th Ave
Transit: 1/2/3 to 14th st

Come join us as we kick out the old committee and welcome a brand spanking new and shiny committee!!!

On-In: One Star

The CommitteeOne Star
NAWW AGM
NAWW #283
Start: Nancy Whiskey Pub. 1 Lispenard St . Enter the New Amsterdam Winter Wednesday Annual General Meeting. New On- In, drink check, committee stuff...... New On-In...
Transit: A / C / E / N / R to Canal St.

On-In: Lovecraft, 4th St & Ave B

The CommitteeLovecraft, 4th St & Ave B
It's the 4:20 Hash, yo
Brooklyn #773
Start: Duffs!
Transit: J, M, Z to Marcy; L to Lorimer; or G to Metropolitan.

On-In: Duffs!

Turd DimensionDuffs!
Horny Hash 2 (Burners Meet the Hashers)
NYC #1633
Start: Prelube starts at 2pm at "Welcome to the Johnson's", 123 Rivington St
Transit: F to Delancey, J/M/Z to Essex

There will be 2 Drink Stops, maybe 3!

On-In: La Caverna, Rivington between Essex & Norfolk

Leaky Bladder & Tigger
There will be a 4-5 mile Eagle and a 1-2 mile Chicken for walkers
La Caverna, Rivington between Essex & Norfolk
Queens BKH3 AGM!
Queens Black Knights #25
Start:
Rockaway Brewing Company, 46-01 5th Street,
Long Island City

Transit: Court Square, E/M/7/G
The Committee
Knickerbocker #90
Start: Whitehorse Tavern, 25 Bridge St, Financial District
Transit: 1 to South Ferry, 4/5 to Bowling Green, N/R to Whitehall St

NOTE: The start changed since its initial posting!

On-In: The Iron Horse

Bolly WoodlessThe Iron Horse
Brooklyn #772
Start: Black Rabbit, 91 Greenpoint Avenue (btwn. Franklin St. and Manhattan Ave.)
Transit: G to Greenpoint Avenue

On-In: The Mark Bar

Cheeky Bastard and Just Jay  
Just Jay's virgin lay.
The Mark Bar
Scotland Day Hash
NYC #1632
Start: St. Andrew's Pub, 140 W 46th St (between 6th and 7th Ave)
Transit: B/D/F/M to 47/50th St-Rock Ctr; N/Q/R to 49th St; 1/2/3/7/E/R/A/C to Times Sq

Kilts encouraged though not required
Lesley, Mean Jean, and Fire in the Piehole
Columbia #66
Start: Gun Hill Brewing Company, 3227 Laconia Ave, Bronx, NY 10469  
Transit: 2, 5 to Burke Avenue, 5 to Gun Hill road.

On-In: Mr. Magoo's

Twat My Mom (guest haring from Boston!)Mr. Magoo's
NAWW #282
Start: Jake's Saloon 202 9th Avenue.
Transit: 1 / 2 / C / E to 23rd Street
Tequilla Whore
The Young and the Wristless' Birthday Hash
Brooklyn #771
Start: Prelube at Uncle Barry's, 5th Ave between Bergen and St. Marks
Transit: 2/3 to Bergen, B/D/N/Q/4/5 to Atlantic Ave-Barclays Center

Shiggy socks and headlamps recommended!

On-In: The Fifth Estate

The Young and the Wristless
It's her virgin lay!
The Fifth Estate
Easter Bunny Hash
NYC #1631
Start: The Patriot, 110 Chambers Street
Transit: A/C/1/2/3 to Chambers Street

Trail will be an Easter egg hunt!
The Harriettes
I-Feel Tower's On Out!
LIL #36
Start: Oakdale, Prelube: McGovern's, 1487 Montauk Hwy
Transit: 12:55pm PaRTy tRaIn from Penn to Oakdale, arriving 2:37. Transfer at Babylon!
I-Feel Tower & Spank the Plank
GGFM #310
Start: Top Hops Beer Shop, 94 Orchard (btwn Broome and Delancey)
Transit: BD to Grand Street, J to Bowery

On-In: McSwiggans, 2nd ave @ 23rd St

Farmer's Blow in the ParkMcSwiggans, 2nd ave @ 23rd St
Knickerbocker #89
Start: American Trash, 1st ave and 77th street
Transit: 6 to 77th

There will be two drink checks! Trail will be partially live! The hares recommend that you wear shiggy socks and bring a headlight.

On-In: American Trash

Topless Barbie and Cum Test DummyAmerican Trash
Brooklyn #770
Start: Steps of Borough Hall
Transit: 2/3/4/5 to Borough Hall, A/C/F/R to Jay St-MetroTech

On-In: Hollow Nickel, Atlantic Ave btw Nevins St & 3rd Ave

Just TrevorHollow Nickel, Atlantic Ave btw Nevins St & 3rd Ave
NYC #1630
Start: St Marks Hotel, 2 St Marks Pl
Transit: 6 to Astor Pl, N/R to 8 St. - NYU

On-In: Bull;s Head Tavern, 3rd Ave & 23rd St

Dildo Bag-goneBull;s Head Tavern, 3rd Ave & 23rd St
NAWW #281
Start: The Four-Faced Liar . 165 W 4th St b/t Jones St & Cornelia St in West Village
Transit: A / B / C / D / F / M to W 4St.

On-In: Doc Holliday's Bar, Ave A & 11th St

Kim Dong DildoDoc Holliday's Bar, Ave A & 11th St
Brooklyn #769
Start: Prelube at 61 Local, 61 Bergen Street at Smith Street
Transit: F or G to Bergen St

On-In: Montero's Bar & Grill

Technically Foul, Death Breast & Trips and BallsMontero's Bar & Grill
NYC #1629
Start: Drop Off Service, 211 Ave A @ 13th St
Transit: L Train to 1st Ave

A to A Trail

On-In: A-A

Ed LunchA-A
Queens Black Knights #24
Start: The Shannon Pot, 21-59 44th Dr. at 21st St.
Transit: E/M/G/7 to Court Square
Gabe the Babe
Knickerbocker #88
Start: Merrion, 1840 2nd Ave, 95th and 2nd.
Transit: 6 Train to 96th Street.

On-In: Mouthful of Gu's apartment, 106th(?) btw 1st & 2nd Ave

Mouthful of GuMouthful of Gu's apartment, 106th(?) btw 1st & 2nd Ave
St. Patrick's Day Pre-Lube Hash
Brooklyn #768
Start: Prelube at Zombie Hut. Smith Street between Degraw and Sackett.
Transit: F or G to Carroll Street

London Rules!

On-In: The St Catherine, Washington Ave & Bergen St

Rack and Roll Her and Six Inches, LadiesThe St Catherine, Washington Ave & Bergen St
NYC #1628
Start: Cathedral Pkwy (110 St & central park west)
Transit: B/C to Cathedral Pkwy  (110 st)

On-In: The Duck

Hymie Sans CulottesThe Duck
Columbia #65
Start: Prime One 16, 2257 1st ave at 116th st.
Transit: 6 to 116th street
Gay If It Suits Me and Topless Barbie
NAWW's Annual Toga Hash
NAWW #280
Start: FLANNERY'S BAR 205 West 14 Street
Transit: 1 / 2 / 3 / A / C / E trains to 14 Street

On-In: Peter Dillon's, 130 East 40th Street

Stinky FingersPeter Dillon's, 130 East 40th Street
Brooklyn #767
Start: Borough Hall steps
Transit: 2/3/4/5/N/R to Boro Hall, A/C/F to Jay Street
Eager for Beaver
NYC #1627
Start:
Puck Fair, 298 Lafayette St, between Houston and Jersey.
 
Transit:
6 to Bleecker, D/F to Broadway Lafayette.
 
Dogface
LIL #35
Start: Long Beach LIRR
Prelube: The Park Bar & Grill, 20 W Park Ave (across from the station)
Transit: From Penn take the 1:45pm PaRTy (toga optional) tRAiN to Long Beach, arriving 2:42pm.
Bring: Dry bag, virgins, whistle, thirst for beer, extra liver, insults, etc.
Dick Shavin's Vagina Juice
GGFM #309
Start: Prelube/Start: Lion's Head Tavern, 995 Amsterdam Ave
Transit: 1 or BC to their respective 110th Street stops

On-In: Bourbon Street, West 79th St. and Amsterdam

Rapunzel and GlassjawBourbon Street, West 79th St. and Amsterdam
Knickerbocker #87
Start: McKenna's Pub, 14th St and 8th Ave
Transit: 1/2/3/A/C/E to 14th St, L to 8th Ave

On-In: Triona's, 237 Sullivan Street

Just Ken and Spank the PlankTriona's, 237 Sullivan Street
Brooklyn #766
Start: Prelube/Start: Cherry Tree, 65 4th Avenue
Transit: DNRBQ2345 to Atlantic Ave-Barclays Center

On-In: Pacific Standard

Cheeky BastardPacific Standard
NYC #1626
Start: Live Bait, 14 East 23rd Street
Transit: N/R/6 to 23rd Street
Blackout
This is the Title of this Hash
NAWW #279
Start: Old Town, 18th between Park and Broadway. http://www.oldtownbar.com/
Transit: Pretty much any train the the city to Union Square. Nearest Transit: (4, 5, 6, 6X, L)(N, Q, R) - > 14 St. - Union Square
Turd Dimension
Brooklyn #765
Start: The Charleston, 174 Bedford Ave, Brooklyn
Transit: L train to Bedford Ave
Doggie Erectus
Gag'em Style's Birthday Hash!
NYC #1625
Start: Flaming Saddles, 973 9th Avenue (between 52nd and 53rd street)
Transit: C, E, 1 to 50th street
Cum Test Dummy and Tequila Whore
Just Emilee's and Just Jennifer's Virgin Lay!
Queens Black Knights #23
Start: Maguire's Public House, 54-20 Roosevelt Avenue, Woodside
Transit: 7 to 52nd street
Just Emilee and Just Jennifer
Knickerbocker #86
Start: Gabby O'Hara's, 123 West 39th Street
Transit: 1/2/3/N/Q/R or B/D/F/M to 42nd St
Just Ernesto
Brooklyn #764
Start: Prelube at The Owl Farm-  297 9th St between 4th and 5th Ave
Transit: F/G to 4th Ave, D/N/R to 9th St
Noah's Dinghy
NYC #1624
Start: White Horse Tavern 567 Hudson Street, New York, NY 10014
Transit: 1 to Christopher St or A/B/C/D/E/F/M to W. 4th
Bollywoodless
3rd Anal Valentine's Day Dirty Sex Hash!
Columbia #64
Start: Paddy's, 3155 Broadway (at 125th street)
Transit: 1 to 125th street

This trail will be penis themed! If you have a penis, definitely bring it.
The Gynocracy
NAWW #278
Start: Bloom's Tavern on 58th Street between 3rd & 2nd.
Transit: N,Q,R to 59th & Lex, the 4,5,6 to 59th . Standard hash cash rules. Please, we need bag hags.
Bed Master
Brooklyn #762
Start: Prelube at Hank's Saloon 3rd Ave and Atlantic
Transit: D/N/R/B/Q/2/3/4/5 to Atlantic Ave-Barclays Center
Spits Then Swallows
NYC #1623
Start: Bohemian Hall & Beer Garden in Astoria. 29-19 24th Avenue, Astoria, NY 11102 Because we love you.
Transit: N/Q to Astoria Blvd (second to last stop) It's lovely.
Ditch Sucker
The Kaptain's Virgin Lay
LIL #34
Start: Valley Stream LIRR station
Prelube: The Rail Road Inn (AKA The Rail), 51 South Franklin Ave (under the station)
Transit: 1:12 LIRR train from Penn to Valley Stream, arrives 1:45pm.
Note the early start time!
Kaptain Hooker & Ditch Sucker
Happy February, it's the SpLUSHY Hash!
GGFM #308
Start: Formerly Crow's, 85 Washington Place at 6th Avenue
Transit: A/C/E/B/D/F/M to West 4th

On-In: Barrow's Pub

Splat & BushyBarrow's Pub
Long Underwear / Pajama Hash!
Knickerbocker #85
Start: The Three Monkeys, 236 W 54th street (between Broadway and 8th)
Transit: B/D/E/N/Q/R to 7th Ave, or the 1 to 50th St

Geordi La Foreskin's Birthday Hash!

On-In: McSwiggan's

Cum Test Dummy; Bag hags needed!McSwiggan's
The Eric Hash
Brooklyn #761
Start: 36th St and 4th Ave
Transit: D/N/R to 36th St

So many Erics there'll be a drink check to hold them all!
The Erics
Super-Cheap Super Bowl Hash
NYC #1622
Start: 537 E 87th Street btw York Ave and East End Ave
Transit: 4/5/6 train to 86th St

Please allow 10-15 minutes for the walk from the train to York Avenue. There will be a Super Bowl party at Trish's apartment.
Salt Lick, Trish Hoffman & Ed Lunch
Tequila Whore's Birthday Hash!
Columbia #63
Start: Gleeson's Sports bar and Grill, 6115 Broadway, The Bronx
Transit: 1 to 242nd

Bring dry shoes since there will be shiggy. Bring a headlamp just in case you get lost in the shiggy. Bring a flask if you have one (empty is fine, the hares will have supplies to fill it). There will be two drink checks in addition to whatever is in your flask.

On-In: Mr Magoo's Pub, Broadway @ 231st St

Tequila Whore and Just AmandaMr Magoo's Pub, Broadway @ 231st St
A TYPE A LIVE TRAIL !
NAWW #277
Start: Shrine Bar and Restaurant 2271 Adam Clayton Powell Blvd .. London rules for drinks, but food is included! $5 hash cash!
Transit: 2 / 3 / C / B train to 135th Street station
Type A.
Winter Wonderland Hash
Brooklyn #760
Start: Prelube at barcade. 388 Union Avenue.
Transit: L or G train to Lorimer.
Turd Dimension
NYC #1621
Start: The Jeffrey 311 E 60th St (between 1st and 2nd). ..... A NEW on in that you do not want to miss!
Transit: 4 / 5 / 6 / N / Q / R train to 59 St. Lexington Ave. or (F) to 63st.
Coneylingus
15th Anal Flashlight Hash
GGFM #307
Start: Hayden Planetarium
Transit: B or C to 81st Street

On-In: The Parlour @ 86th and Broadway

Tall, Dark & Hammered A Little Dirty Crazy BobThe Parlour @ 86th and Broadway
15th Anal Flashlight Hash
Queens Black Knights #22
Start: Hayden Planetarium - Joint Hash with GGFM
Transit: B or C to 81st Street
Tall, Dark & Hammered, A Little Dirty & Crazy Bob
Knickerbocker #84
Start: Greenwich Treehouse, 46 Greenwich Ave
Transit: A/B/C/D/E/F/M to West 4th, or 1/2/3 to 14th St
Krispy Kringle and Mouthful of Gu
Polar Bear Hash!
NYC #1620
Start: Peggy O'Neill's 1904 Surf Ave
Transit: D,F,N,Q to Coney Island-Stillwell Ave. Walk west on Surf Ave Joint Hash with BH3.
The Committee
Polar Bear Hash!
Brooklyn #759
Start: Peggy O'Neill's 1904 Surf Ave
Transit: D,F,N,Q to Coney Island-Stillwell Ave. Walk West along Surf Ave. Joint Hash with NYCH3
The Committee
Winter Formal Live Trail!
NAWW #276
Start: Desmond's Tavern, 433 Park Avenue South
Transit: 6 to 28th Street or 33rd Street

Wear your Sunday finest and try to run down Leaky Bladder in your pretty ties, boas and tiaras. Because if you're going to run with a jacket, you might as well wear the whole suit. Or protest this outrage by coming out in the sh*t stained old pants you usually wear.
Leaky Bladder
Brooklyn #758
Start: 4th Ave and Pacific
Transit: B,D,N,Q,R,2,3,4,5 to Atlantic Ave-Barclays Center
Whoremaster
NYC #1619
Start: Lion’s Head Tavern, 995 Amsterdam Ave
Transit: 1 to Cathedral Pkwy; ABC to Cathedral Pkwy at 110th st
Topless Barbie and Cheeky Bastard
Columbia #62
Start: Paddy's Bar, 3155 Broadway
Transit: 1 to 125th street
Bolly Woodless and Rapunzel
Wolf Moon
GGFM #306
Start: Whiskey Tavern, 79 Baxter St (a block south of Canal)
Transit: NQR/6/JZ to Canal St
Bring your hats and mittens - it'll be chilly on trail but it will be warm and cozy at the drink check! Trail is walker friendly!  If your buns are frozen off your behind remember that Ms. Whtacnt is not responsible - Mandy is!
What A Cunt! and Mandatory Fun with special guest star
Knickerbocker #83
Start: Smithfield Hall (25th St between 6th and 7th Aves)
Transit: N/R to 28th St or 1/C/E to 23rd St

Just Kristi's second-cumming virgin lay!
Just Kristi and Blows in the Park
Brooklyn #757
Start: Union Avenue between Montrose and Broadway
Transit: G to Broadway, J or M to Hewes St
Six Inches, Ladies
NYC #1618
Start: Corner of Chambers St and Centre St, by City Hall.
Transit: 4, 5, 6, J, R to Brooklyn Bridge / City Hall
Dog Face and Rapunzel
LIL #33
Start: Mineola LIRR Station
Transit: 2:22pm pArTy tRAin from Penn Station, arrives in Mineola at 3pm. Prelube: Murphy's Bar & Grill, 234 Old Country Rd
Coneylingus
New Year's Day Recovery Run
GGFM #305
Start: Mudville 9 Saloon 126 Chambers St. They say it's an "upscale sports bar with a huge beer menu." Don't believe the former, but do believe the latter. Come on down and decide for yourself.
Transit: 1, 2 and 3, A, C and E to Chambers St.
The Committee
Annual New Year's Day Hash
Special #118
Start: Geof and Cathy’s
Transit:
Driving from IS 684 Exit 6 (Katonah/Cross River): At end of ramp turn west toward Katonah on Rt 35. Go 3.5 miles and turn right on Orchard Hill Road (opposite Ladson Park). Go up hill round 2 bends to first on left (#5). Park on house side of road only.
Metro North: 12:47 from Grand Central Station arriving Katonah at 1:53 (note in your RSVP if you require pickup)


Note: Please RSVP to ghckat at yahoo.com. Bring dry shoes/socks for On On.  Beer/wine snobs BYOB.
Andy Raybould
NAWW Rings In 2015!
NAWW #275
Start: Washington Heights (click for details)
Transit: A/C/1 to 168 Street
Splat! et al.
Brooklyn #756
Start: Brooklyn Borough Hall, Steps of
Transit: 2/3/4/5 to Borough Hall, A/C/F/R to Jay St-MetroTech
Dogface and Just Trevor (Just Trevor's virgin lay!)
NYC #1617
Start: Kettle of Fish, 59 Christopher St @ 7th Ave
Transit: 1 to Christopher St - Sheridan Sq
Just Ernesto
Christmas Eve Trail
Knickerbocker #82
Start: 14th Street and 4th Avenue, NE corner
Transit: N/Q/R/4/5/6/L to 14th Street-Union Square
Cheeky Bastard
Brooklyn #755
Start: Prelube at Denny's Steak Pub at Church Ave and McDonald
Transit: F or G to Church Ave
Cheeky Bastard
Santa's Sluts
NYC #1616
Start: McQuaids, 589 11th Ave @ 44th St
Transit: A/C/E to 42nd St - Port Authority Bus Terminal, 7/N/Q/R/S to Times Sq
The Harriettes Committee
Queens Black Knights #21
Start: Astoria Brewhouse, 28-50 31st St (at 30th Ave)
Transit: N/Q to 30th Ave
Dildo Bag Gone
Irish Springs On-Out
NAWW #274
Start: 9th Avenue Saloon (656 9th Avenue, between 45th and 46th) .  We will start promptly at 7:00!
Transit: A/C/E to 42nd Street-Port Authority
Irish Spring
Brooklyn #754
Start: Alligator Lounge- 600 Metropolitan Ave at Lorimer St
Transit: L to Lorimer/G to Metropolitan
Skidmark
NYC #1615
Start: 12th St Ale House, 192 2nd Ave @ 12th St.
Transit: L train to 3rd Ave or 4/5/6/N/Q/R to Union Sq
Just Kristi
Columbia #61
Start: Buddha Beer Bar, 4476 Broadway
Transit: A to 190 or 1 to 191

Cum Test Dummy's Birthday hash!
Ditch Sucker
Knickerbocker #81
Start: Kabin, 92 2nd Ave (between 5th and 6th St)
Transit: 6 to Astor Place or Bleecker, NR to 8th St, F to 2nd Ave
Dogface
White Trash Hash
Brooklyn #753
Start: 71st Street stop on the D Train
Transit: 71st Street stop on the D Train!
Smashmouth
NYC #1614
Start: The Royal. 13th St and 4th Ave
Transit: Union Square: 4/5/6/N/Q/R/L
Topless Barbie and CPA
R*n with the Mad Cows in... Brooklyn!
LIL #32
Start: 25th Avenue subway station on the D line.
Bring a headlamp or flashlight.
Cheeky Bastard
GGFM #304
Start: Cherry Tree, 65 4th Ave, Brooklyn! btw Bergen St & St Marks Pl
Transit: 2/3/4/5/B/D/N/Q/R to Atlantic Ave

Full Cold Moon
Coneylingus & Doggie Erectus
NAWW #273
Start: Bourbon Street, 407 Amsterdam Ave, between 79th St & 80th St.
Transit: 1 to 79 Street
Gag'Em Style
Brooklyn #752
Start: Steps of Brooklyn Borough Hall
Transit: 2/3/4/5 to Borough Hall, R to Court St, or A/C/F to Jay Street.
Trips & Balls and Wet Willy
NYC #1613
Start: Rudy's. 9th Ave and W. 44th St
Transit: By Times Square. 1/2/3/7/N/Q/R/A/C/E/S
CPA, Gag'Em Style, Bollywood Less
Columbia #60
Start: Amsterdam Restaurant at 119th and Amsterdam
Transit: 1 to 116th

$15 hash cash including food!
Cheeky Bastard and Cum Test Dummy
Thanksgiving Orphans' Hash!
Knickerbocker #80
Start: Patriot Bar, 110 Chambers St (near Church St)
Transit: 1/2/3/A/C/J/Z to Chambers St, 4/5/6/N/R to City Hall
Fluffy and Fast American Dave
Brooklyn #751
Start: Wingbar- 275 Smith St. between Degraw and Sackett
Transit: F or G to Carroll St
Free His Willy
Learn How to Hare!
NYC #1612
Start: Pig n' Whistle - 36th St and 7th Ave
Transit: 1/2/3/N/Q/R/A/C/E to Penn Station

On-In: Spanky & Darla's, 1st Ave @ 9th St

Chokes on D*ck and those
who want to learn how
to hare and run the on-in
Spanky & Darla's, 1st Ave @ 9th St
Queens Black Knights #20
Start: Rockaway Brewing Co. - 46-01 5th St.
Transit: 7 to Vernon Blvd - Jackson Ave., E/M to 23 St. - Ely Ave., G to 21st Street
Coneylingus
NAWW #272
Start: Mr. Wright Liquors,? 3rd Avenue between 89th and 90th street
Transit: 4/5/6 to 86th Street
Joe Pennsylvania
Brooklyn #750
Start: and Prelube at Cherry Tree- 65 4th Ave at Bergen St
Transit: B,D,N,Q,R,2,3,4,5 to Atlantic Ave-Barclays Center
CPA, Pedi-Phile, Just Tracey
NYC #1611
Start: Prelube: Kinsale Tavern - 3rd Ave btw 93rd & 94th St
Transit: 4/5/6 to 86th or the 6 to 96th
Some Like It Twat
DSVJ's Beer Day Random H3 Trail
Special #117
Start: Subway Inn at 143 E 60th St
Transit: 4/5/6 to 59th St, N/Q/R to Lex Ave/59th St
Lost In My Rabbit Hole
Knickerbocker #79
Start: Bunga's Den, 137 W 14th St (between 6th/7th)
Transit: 1/2/3/A/C/E/F/M/L to 14th St
Mandatory Fun and Just Michelle
Brooklyn #749
Start: The steps of Brooklyn Borough Hall
Transit: 2,3,4,5 to Borough Hall, R to Court Street
Speedo Gonzalez
& Spits Then Swallows
NYC #1610
Start: Uptown Lounge, 1576 3rd Ave, btw 88th & 89th St
Transit: 4/5/6 trains to 86th St
Foreign My Twat
The House of Ooze's Birthday trail!
Columbia #59
Start: Freddy's Bar and Backroom, 627 5th ave (between 17th and 18th)
Transit: R to Prospect Ave

CUNT invades Brooklyn version 2.0. SIX DRINK CHECKS! Bring a headlamp!
The House of Ooze and Solar Eclits
GGFM #303
Start: Cadman Plaza and Middagh St in Brooklyn Heights
Transit: A/C to High St, 2/3 to Clark St

Full Beaver Moon
Eager for Beaver
NAWW #271
Start: Pound & Pence, 55 Liberty St. (corner of Nassau St.)
Transit: 4/5/A/C/2/3/J/Z to Fulton Street
A Little Dirty & Just Ara
Marathon Recovery R*n
Brooklyn #748
Start: Northwest Corner of Madison Sq Park, 5th Ave and 26th St
Transit: F,M,N,R,6 to 23rd St

Featuring THE chicken trail for recovering raceists!
CPA and Six Inches Ladies
NYC Marathon Hash
NYC #1609
Start: 96th St and 5th Ave
Transit: 6 to 96th St and Lexington

Note: 10AM start time and Daylight Savings Time! $5 Hash Cash for morning hash
On-after: Reifs Tavern, 302 E 92nd St and 2nd Ave
Bolly Woodless
LIL #31
Start: Hicksville (LIRR station)
Transit: Take the 3:12 pArtY tRaIN from Penn Station, arriving 3:55.
Doll Vag
THE HALLOWEEN HASH!!
GGFM #302
Start: Nelson Blue, 235 Front St (at Peck Slip)
Transit: 2/3 to Fulton St

It's the scariest trail of the year! Two drink checks! A-to-A trail! Prizes for exceptional costumery!
The Committee
Knickerbocker #78
Start: Smith's Bar - 701 8th Ave (at 44th St)
Transit: A/C/E to Port Authority, or 1/2/3/7/ N/Q/R/S to Times Square

Just Justin's Virgin Lay!
Just Justin and Dildo Bag-Gone.
Brooklyn #747
Start: Grant Ave stop on the A train
Transit: A train to Grant Ave

Special commemorative haberdashery available! The pack will start a few minutes later than normal to allow for increased transit time. Pack a headlamp as electricity has not been r*n this far out, yet.
Just Dave L
NYC #1608
Start: Tribeca Tavern, 247 W. Broadway
Transit: A/C/E to Canal St or 1 to Franklin St

Just Alena's Virgin Lay!
Just Kim & Just Alena
Queens Black Knights #19
Start: Cuckoo's Nest - 6104 Woodside Ave.
Transit: 7, Local or Express to 61st St.
Bedmaster
NAWW #270
Start: Jeremy’s Ale House, 228 Front Street
Transit: 2/3/A/C/J/Z to Fulton Street
Stinky Fingers
Brooklyn #746
Start: Grand Army Plaza
Transit: 2,3 to Grand Army Plaza

Headlamps or flashlights are recommended on trail.
Whores On the Bus and Princess IsIt?
NYC #1607
Start: The Beekman.
15 Beekman St.
New York, NY 10038

Transit:
J, Z, A, C, 4, 5 to the fabulous new Fulton St. station; or: 4, 5, 6 to Brooklyn Bridge, City Hall; or: 2, 3 to that weird part of Fulton St.; or: R to City Hall; or: E to World Trade Center.
It is difficult to not get there.
Squirty Dancing
and Turd Dimension
Knickerbocker #77
Start: 169 Bar, 169 E. Broadway @ Essex St
Transit: F train to E. Broadway
The Knick Committee
Brooklyn #745
Start: Prelube at Franklin Park 618 St. Johns Place between Franklin and Classon
Transit: 2,3,4,5 to Franklin Ave
Terminally Anal and Just Josh
NYC #1606
Start: La Estrella Bar, 1470 Jerome Ave, Bronx, NY, btw 171st & 172nd St
Transit: 4 train to 170th St

The r*n will head (who said head?) back to civilization on the upper west side.
Chokes on Dick & Dich Suckr
CUNTHHH 5 year analversary hash!
Columbia #58
Start: Le Cheile, 181st and Cabrini
Transit: 1 or A to 181st street
Type A Hole
GGFM #301
Start: Nassau Bar, 118 Nassau St (btw Beekman & Ann St)
Transit: A/C/J/Z/2/3/4/5 to Fulton St

Full Hunter's Moon
Dich Sukr
& Cheeky Bastard
NAWW #269
Start: The New York Public Library Steps, 5th Avenue & E. 41st Street
Transit: B/D/F/M to 42nd St-Bryant Park or 7 to 5th Ave
Coneylingus
Brooklyn #744
Start: Smith St. between Warren and Wyckoff Prelube: Camp @ 179 Smith Street
Transit: F/G to Bergen St
Georgia O'Queef
NYC #1605
Start: Subway Inn, 143 E. 60th St @ Lexington Ave
Transit: 4/5/6/N/R/Q to Lexington Ave / 59th St
Chokes on Dick
The Amityville Horror Hash is BACK!
LIL #30
Start: Copiague LIRR Station
Transit: Take the 3:57 LIRR PaRTy TrAiN from Penn to Copiague (Babylon line), arriving 5:06.

We're reviving the Amityville Horror Hash and hopefully the sleeping ancestor of the LIL kennel - the ORIGINAL Long Island H3! Come in your best zombie costume:
http://www.wikihow.com/Create-a-Zombie-Costume
Condom Style, Bee Fart & A Little Dirty
Post-AGM Recovery Trail
Brooklyn #743
Start: Manhattan Ave and Norman Ave, Greenpoint
Transit: G to Nassau Ave.

Prelube: Lake Street Bar, 706 Manhattan Ave
The New Committee
Last NASS of the year.
NASS #207
Start: Philipse Manor Metro North Station.
Transit: 1:20 Metro North train from Grand Central. Arrives 2:13.

On in will be a barbecue at the hares' house.
Gerryatric and One White One
BH3 Annual General Meeting
Brooklyn #742
Start: Lorimer and Metropolitan
Transit: L to Lorimer, G to Metropolitan. *** Note that construction on the G line will limit trains to Metropolitan to every 20 minutes - half the trains will run between Church and Bedford / Nostrand only, and the other half will run the whole route. ***

Results of the elections for a new committee will be announced - come out and support the new regime!
The Old Committee
Queens Black Knights #18
Start: Corner of Roosevelt Ave and 61st St in Woodside, by the subway exit. Pre-lube in Saints and Sinners, Roosevelt Ave and 60th St.
Transit: Express or local 7 to Woodside / 61st St.
Dogface
NYC #1604
Start: & prelube: Otto's Shrunken Head, 538 E14th Street.
Transit: 4/5/6/N/R/Q to Union Square. L to 1st Ave
Just Ernesto
Brooklyn #741
Start: 4th Avenue Pub @ 76 4th Ave betw. Bergen and St. Marks
Transit: 2,3,4,5,B,Q,D,N,R to Atlantic Ave / Barclays Center

*** London Rules will apply - $3 for down-downs, and you're on your own for beer and food ***
Technically Foul and Headlights
RDR Recovery R*n/Stumble
Special #116
Start: Dive Bar, 96th St and Amsterdam Ave
Transit: 1/2/3/C to 96 St

London Rules (buy your own drinks with $2/hash cash); walker trail option
The GGFM Committee
17th Anal Red Dress R*n
Special #115
Start: A to A trail: Meemo - 735 10th Avenue (50th Street is nearest cross street). 2PM prelube and makeup, 3PM start.
Transit: 1/C to 50th St

$35 hash cash gets you beer, food, t-shirt (if you rego by Sep 12), add't swag. Click here to register.
Red Dress R*n Committee
300th GGFM / RDR Prelube
GGFM #300
Start: Twins Pub, 421 9th Ave (btw 33rd & 34th St)
Transit: A/C/E to 34th St-Penn Station
GGFM Committee
Barry's 2nd Anal Bikini Birthday Bash Hash
NYC #1603
Start: Peter Dillon's, 130 E. 40th St, btw Lexington & 3rd Ave
Transit: 4/5/6/7/S to Grand Central

Don't think about putting that bikini away just yet. cum make Doggie drool or give him a laugh. Punishment for those not propery attired 😉
Solar Eclits & Doggie Erectus
Brooklyn #740
Start: corner of Lorimer and Metropolitan
Transit: L to Lorimer / G to Metropolitan
Cheeky Bastard
Columbia #57
Start: Applebee's at 125th and 5th
Transit: 2/3/4/5/6 to 125th street

This trail will be an epic adventure. Bring your metrocard on trail and don't come if you have dinner plans, as it is rather time-intensive.
Cum Test Dummy and Gilden Sac
HALT
NYC #1602
Start: St Marks Ale House, 2 St Marks Pl @ 3rd Ave
Transit: 6 to Astor Pl or N/R to 8th St NYU

Short & Sweet...Well, at least short!
Flabio and Just Steve
Brooklyn #739
Start: Chase Plaza at William and Pine in Lower MANHATTAN
Transit: 2/3 to Wall St

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