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For our 2000th r*n, NYCH3 invites every NYC hasher who ever was to return for a Nautical-themed festival of events held Wednesday through Sunday, June 14th – June 18th!
The main event will take place on Saturday, June 17 and is intended as a celebration of the many hashers who have contributed their time and effort to making NYCH3 a mainstay for 39 wacky years. Take your pick of trails: Eagle, Chicken or Turkey (walker-friendly), and then enjoy a private, hashers-only beer cruise in scenic New York Harbor on a party yacht! This promises to be the grandest scale party NYCH3 has had (at least since it’s been old enough to drink).
Are you former NYCH3 MisManagement? Did you used to hash with NYCH3 but you moved away/had kids/sold out/stopped r*nning/whatever?
Hooray! We have designed this marvelous party for you! We very much want to see our prodigal hashers and harriettes return to us from lands near and far. We have several options for length of trail and are doing our best to honor you and the beer, sweat and tears you have put in to this crazy organization. We even promise we’ll keep the songs in the main event circle quick and dirty, just the old days! There’s only one “long” song we want to sing anyway.
(Spoiler alert: It’s Cum On Moses and he wants to sing El Camino. The front is like a bar and the back is like a boat…)
What About Visitors? (Or former NYC hashers who moved away?)
We welcome visitors of all kinds to party with us in the City that Doesn’t Sleep! Whether you’re a former New Yorker or you’ve never been to New York before, we will do our best to put on the ritz and host the hell out of ya. We are planning some great prelube events and have a hotel block at EVEN Hotel in Downtown Brooklyn, which is conveniently positioned for all of the week’s events and at $209/night is considerably less costly than what we could find in Manhattan.
What does it cost?
As you may have heard, Gotham City ain’t cheap. And also…we got you a party boat. Nonetheless, our main event registration cost is less expensive than many comparable hash events around the cuntry!
- 20 x
Super Eagle Early Bird Registration – $69.69SOLD OUT!
- 20 x
Eagle Early Bird Registration – $79.69SOLD OUT!
- 20 x
Big Chicken Early Bird Registration – $89.69SOLD OUT! Standard Registration – $99.69ONLINE REGISTRATION CLOSED
Thank you to all our Super Turkey Super Supporters who registered at the $169 level!
- Kaptain Hooker
- Lone Wolf
- Love Canal
- Full of Schist
And thank you to all the NYCH3 hashers who contributed extra kitty money all year to make this insane party possible!
2000 Week Schedule of Events
Wednesday, 6/14 @ 7:00p – KnickH3/NYCH3 #1999: Party Like it’s 1999! (Theme: Purple! Paisley Park! Lingerie!) Thirstday 6/15 – Red Dress Beer Mile! (Relay division with teams of 4 and solo miler division)
- Friday, 6/16 @ 2:00p-8:00p – Choose your own Prelube Adventure! All options merge at 8pm near the hash hotel.
- Brooklyn Better Beer Borough Brewery Crawl
- Chinatown Dumpling Crawl
- Long Island Shiggy Trail
- Saturday 6/17 @9:00a – Super Eagle trail from the hash hotel to the start
- Saturday, 6/17 @ 10:00a – NYCH3 #2000: A Three Hour Pour (Theme: Nautical, Sailors, Yacht Rock, The Love Boat, Gilligan)
- Saturday, 6/17 @ 5:30p – Greater Gotham Full Moon After Party
- Sunday, 6/18 @ 11:69a (12:09p) – New Amsterdamn Hangover bR*Nch fatboy trail
- BONUS for the strong of liver! Brooklyn H3 #1101: Only the Strong Survive!
Q: Is there really a theme?
A: Yep! Get Nauti! What to wear: Nautical Hash Finery! Yacht Rock, Aloha Shirts, Sailor Suits, Bikinis, Fishing Gear…anything you might find on boats boats boats! If you don’t know what to wear, reach out to Ditch Sucker, our Nauti Fashion Consultant.
Q: I thought NYCH3 didn’t *do* themes.
A: This one is pretty palatable for those who might not be that into themes, you have to admit. Go as hard or as easy as you want on the theme, sailor. Personally I prefer you go hard.
Q: I heard NYCH3 is really fast
A: First, that’s not a question. Second, the more beer we have the slower we are. Third, don’t worry about it! 2000 week is specifically tailored to accommodate Hashers of all abilities. We guarantee the turkey trail will be walker friendly, and we guarantee the eagles will do some dumb running in circles. We also guarantee they’ll meet at the beer check!
Q: Hey this seems cheap for a private yacht in NYC…
A: It is, that’s why we want lots of hashers to come! Imagine a lady with pink hair and funny underpants wrestling an alligator. That’s What A C! and the budget.
Q: I have my birthday/cousin’s wedding/whatever that week waaahhhh
A: SKIP IT! This will be worth it.
Q: I have to work though…
A: SKIP IT! This will be worth it. Or at least muscle through and come to all the stuff anyway.
Q: Why is there no karaoke on the schedule?
A: Because knowing us there will certainly be karaoke happening at some point anyway.
Q: I used to be mismanagement in NYC. Will there be something special for me?
A: YES! 100% we have designed this event with the hope that many former NYCH3 (and ass’d kennels) On-herables return to us to celebrate the wonderful organization we have all built together. If you are a former NYCH3, Brooklyn H3, KnickH3, NASS/NAWW/GGFM/CUNTHHH or other NYC kennel mismanager, please note such in the appropriate place on the registration form.
Q: Is there a giveaway/haberdashery?
A: Yep! We’re working on a fancy tech shirt, and we’re definitely going to have other hab available.
Q: Which hotel?
A: We have reserved a block of king rooms at $209/night at the EVEN Hotel in Downtown Brooklyn, which features exceptionally convenient transportation to all the week’s events in addition to being considerably cheaper than available blocks in Manhattan. If a king room won’t do it for you, the Holiday Inn Downtown Brooklyn is half a block away and has double Queen rooms available (they do not do courtesy blocks). Check-in as early as June 14 and Check-out June 18 (Bag storage available).
Want to check in or out on a different day than our block dates? Call EVEN at 718-552-3856 and ask for Barry.
Q: Who’s Cumming!?
A: Check the list at https://hashnyc.com/nyc2000/#whoscumming
Q: I used to hash with NYCH3 in 19XX; are my friends going to be there?
A: We’re doing our best to recruit our wayward backsliders out there, but we need your help! If there’s an old pal you used to love hashing with, please help us convince them to join you!
Q: Where is my receipt?
A: We had a couple problems initially but our setup should automatically email you a receipt. Check your spam folder. If it’s not in spam, let us know and we can send you proof of purchase.
Q: Who is organizing this?
A: What A Cunt! is the Grand Mattress of Bossyness and Logistics and has Pussyfoot and Pizza Slut by her side as Hash Cash and Technological Brain Person/Rego Wrangler respectively. Pizza or What a C*nt! are most likely to get back to you if there are registration issues.
Q: Can I bring my dog?
A: We love your dog. Unfortunately your dog is not allowed at the main event, no exceptions. Please check with organizers ahead of the prelube events to ask if your dog is allowed at those.
Q: I have THE BEST idea for something we should do during this week…
A: Great!! We love your ideas! Please contact What A C! because she knows who’s doing what and maybe we’re already doing your idea, but maybe not and maybe your idea will be the best one we’ve had so far!
Q: Boats boats boats?
A: HELL YES BOATS!
|1||1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, WHORE!||GGFM|
|2||2nd Cumming||Richmond HHH|
|3||4″Spike||Key West H3|
|4||A Better Mouse Snatch||LILH3|
|5||Ahoy The Wanker||NYCH3|
|6||Am. Dave #6||NYCH3|
|7||Assotope||Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers|
|8||Ba-Dum Smurf Meow||Brooklyn H3|
|10||Bibbidy Bobbidy Booze||NYCH3|
|11||Big Stonz||Asheville H3|
|12||Big Surprise||Summit H3|
|13||Blow in the Park||NYCH3|
|14||Body Glide||Atlanta & Pinelake H4|
|15||Boo Berry Tits||Flour City H3|
|16||Bottom of the Ninth||Key West H3|
|20||Cheeky Bastard||Brooklyn H3|
|21||Choo Choo Cabra||Richmond Hash House Harriers|
|22||Cock in a Net||Pitt H3|
|25||Cosmopolitits||Queens Black Knights|
|29||Cross Dressing Guard||Cleveland H4|
|30||Crouching Fiber Hidden Poopin||LILH3|
|31||Cum On Moses||Brooklyn & AVL|
|33||Cumz with Scotch||FTroopH3|
|34||Depantsipation Proclamation||Skull & Boners H3|
|35||Dick In Hand||Asheville H3|
|36||Dime Store “Wank Wonky” Tom Cruise aka Dinosaur tom cruise||NYCH3 / Chicago H3|
|39||Drop a Pin||NYCH3|
|40||Drowning in Dick||Mosquito H3|
|41||Drug Bust||Brooklyn H3/ Frankfurt H3|
|43||Dude, Where’s My C*nt!?||DBH3|
|44||DumbleDick||Rideau Hash House Harriers (Ottawa)|
|46||E = I’m A Douche||Eager 4 Beaver H3|
|47||Eager for Beaver||NYCH3|
|48||Easy A||Mutha Rucker H3|
|49||eRECTIONALLY CHALLENGED||Vulcan H3|
|50||Extra Terresticle||Boston H3|
|51||Field of Creams||NYCH3|
|52||Floppy Dicks||Wandering Whore H3|
|54||Foreign My Twat||NYCH3|
|56||Frank Llayd Wrong||Skull and Boners H3|
|58||Fuk Stik||Blue Hen H3|
|59||Full of Schist||NYCH3|
|60||Gabe the Babe||NYCH3|
|61||Garden Ho||Atlanta / Pinelake H4|
|62||Gay If It Suits Me (GIISM)||Tidewater H3|
|63||Geordi La Foreskin||NYCH3|
|64||Grayvee Train||Brooklyn H3|
|66||H.N.I.C.||Key West H3|
|69||Hedgehog||New York H3|
|70||Hi on Pot||Summit H3|
|71||Holey Dumpster Fire||Boston H3|
|73||I Came First||Cleveland Hash House Harriers and Harriettes|
|74||I-Feel Tower||Richmond HHH|
|75||I’ll Finish Tomorrow||PGH-3|
|76||Idle Handjobs||NYC H3|
|77||Jack in the Bus||NYCH3|
|79||Jew Mama So Bad||NYCH3|
|86||Just Katie||Northboro H3|
|88||Just Peru||New York H3|
|91||Just Val||Knickerbocker H3|
|92||Just Wesley||New Amsterdam|
|93||Just Will||NYCH3 – Mother Hash is Atlanta|
|94||Kaptain Hooker||Long Island Lunatics|
|95||Kinky Candied Ham||Dallas H3|
|96||Kunt Fu||Hudson Valley H3|
|97||Kunt-Fu Weasel||Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers|
|99||laird stiefvater||laird stiefvater|
|101||Little bunny fuck fuck||Indyscent|
|102||Little Pair||New York H3|
|103||Lone Wolf||Street Roamer|
|105||Look at that Hole||Lehigh valley H3|
|107||Luke Fairy||Summit H3|
|108||Lumber Jackoff||Summit H3|
|109||LUNCH||Third Herd Riyadh|
|110||Mandatory Fun||Knickerbocker H3|
|111||Manhole||Merida Maya Mayhem Hash House Harriers M3H3|
|112||Masturbator Dislocator, MD||NYCH3|
|113||Mean Jean the Down Down Machine||NYCH3|
|114||Meow Ja Trois||NYCH3|
|116||Mile High Cherry Pie||NYCH3|
|117||Mrs. Sweatual||Brooklyn H3|
|120||My Safe Word Is Machete||Dayton H4|
|122||NHN Marie||Antarctica H3|
|125||Offensive Discharge||Denver H3|
|126||Pandamoanium||Wandering Whore h3|
|127||Panic At The Dick Show||NYCH3|
|128||Pert Plus formerly Stuff my Fluff||NYCH3|
|129||Pickle Snatch||Skull and Boners|
|132||Pooper Scooper||Minneapolis HHH|
|133||Post Facial Drip||NYCH3|
|135||Princess Monkey Spanker (PMS)||Calgary Hash House Harriers|
|136||Professional Ball Handler||AVL H3|
|140||Rocky Mountain Spotted Beaver||Skull and Boners H3|
|146||Snack Dat Ass||NYCH3|
|147||Snatch Chat||Boston H3|
|148||Snorts When She Cums||DBH3|
|149||Some Like It Twat||Greater Gotham Full Moon|
|150||Spam Risk||Queens Black Knights H3|
|151||Spank The Plank||NYCH3|
|153||Spreading My Genes||?|
|155||Strap-On Crampon||Calgary Hash House Harriers|
|156||Suck ’em Up||Summit H3|
|157||Surprise! I’m Illiterate||GGFM|
|159||Tall Dark & Hammered||Greater Gotham Full Moon Hash|
|161||The Body||Brooklyn H3|
|162||the buttler hit it||Boston Moon H3|
|163||The Teal Train to Pound Town||LiLH3|
|164||THKFA Dr Taco||FTROOPH3|
|165||Tie Dye Me Down||NYCH3|
|166||Tiger’s Woody||Brooklyn H3|
|169||Topless Barbie||Boston H3|
|172||Turbo Trophy Tits||Asheville H3|
|177||Virgin Dan||Good Bois H3|
|180||What A Cunt!||NYCH3 / Knickerbocker H3|