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Sold your rego? Bought someone else’s?

For our 2000th r*n, NYCH3 invites every NYC hasher who ever was to return for a Nautical-themed festival of events held Wednesday through Sunday, June 14th – June 18th!

The main event will take place on Saturday, June 17 and is intended as a celebration of the many hashers who have contributed their time and effort to making NYCH3 a mainstay for 39 wacky years. Take your pick of trails: Eagle, Chicken or Turkey (walker-friendly), and then enjoy a private, hashers-only beer cruise in scenic New York Harbor on a party yacht! This promises to be the grandest scale party NYCH3 has had (at least since it’s been old enough to drink).

Are you former NYCH3 MisManagement? Did you used to hash with NYCH3 but you moved away/had kids/sold out/stopped r*nning/whatever?

Hooray! We have designed this marvelous party for you! We very much want to see our prodigal hashers and harriettes return to us from lands near and far. We have several options for length of trail and are doing our best to honor you and the beer, sweat and tears you have put in to this crazy organization. We even promise we’ll keep the songs in the main event circle quick and dirty, just the old days! There’s only one “long” song we want to sing anyway.

(Spoiler alert: It’s Cum On Moses and he wants to sing El Camino. The front is like a bar and the back is like a boat…)

What About Visitors? (Or former NYC hashers who moved away?)

We welcome visitors of all kinds to party with us in the City that Doesn’t Sleep! Whether you’re a former New Yorker or you’ve never been to New York before, we will do our best to put on the ritz and host the hell out of ya. We are planning some great prelube events and have a hotel block at EVEN Hotel in Downtown Brooklyn, which is conveniently positioned for all of the week’s events and at $209/night is considerably less costly than what we could find in Manhattan.

What does it cost?

As you may have heard, Gotham City ain’t cheap. And also…we got you a party boat. Nonetheless, our main event registration cost is less expensive than many comparable hash events around the cuntry!

  • 20 x Super Eagle Early Bird Registration – $69.69 SOLD OUT!
  • 20 x Eagle Early Bird Registration – $79.69 SOLD OUT!
  • 20 x Big Chicken Early Bird Registration – $89.69 SOLD OUT!
  • Standard Registration – $99.69 ONLINE REGISTRATION CLOSED

Thank you to all our Super Turkey Super Supporters who registered at the $169 level!

  • Kaptain Hooker
  • Lone Wolf
  • Love Canal
  • Full of Schist

And thank you to all the NYCH3 hashers who contributed extra kitty money all year to make this insane party possible!

2000 Week Schedule of Events

  • Wednesday, 6/14 @ 7:00p – KnickH3/NYCH3 #1999: Party Like it’s 1999! (Theme: Purple! Paisley Park! Lingerie!)
  • Thirstday 6/15 – Red Dress Beer Mile! (Relay division with teams of 4 and solo miler division)
  • Friday, 6/16 @ 2:00p-8:00p – Choose your own Prelube Adventure! All options merge at 8pm near the hash hotel.
    • Brooklyn Better Beer Borough Brewery Crawl
    • Chinatown Dumpling Crawl
    • Long Island Shiggy Trail
  • Saturday 6/17 @9:00a – Super Eagle trail from the hash hotel to the start
  • Saturday, 6/17 @ 10:00a – NYCH3 #2000: A Three Hour Pour (Theme: Nautical, Sailors, Yacht Rock, The Love Boat, Gilligan)
  • Saturday, 6/17 @ 5:30p – Greater Gotham Full Moon After Party
  • Sunday, 6/18 @ 11:69a (12:09p) – New Amsterdamn Hangover bR*Nch fatboy trail
  • BONUS for the strong of liver! Brooklyn H3 #1101: Only the Strong Survive!


Q: Is there really a theme?
A: Yep! Get Nauti! What to wear: Nautical Hash Finery! Yacht Rock, Aloha Shirts, Sailor Suits, Bikinis, Fishing Gear…anything you might find on boats boats boats! If you don’t know what to wear, reach out to Ditch Sucker, our Nauti Fashion Consultant.

Q: I thought NYCH3 didn’t *do* themes.
A: This one is pretty palatable for those who might not be that into themes, you have to admit. Go as hard or as easy as you want on the theme, sailor. Personally I prefer you go hard.

Q: I heard NYCH3 is really fast
A: First, that’s not a question. Second, the more beer we have the slower we are. Third, don’t worry about it! 2000 week is specifically tailored to accommodate Hashers of all abilities. We guarantee the turkey trail will be walker friendly, and we guarantee the eagles will do some dumb running in circles. We also guarantee they’ll meet at the beer check!

Q: Hey this seems cheap for a private yacht in NYC…
A: It is, that’s why we want lots of hashers to come! Imagine a lady with pink hair and funny underpants wrestling an alligator. That’s What A C! and the budget.

Q: I have my birthday/cousin’s wedding/whatever that week waaahhhh
A: SKIP IT! This will be worth it.

Q: I have to work though…
A: SKIP IT! This will be worth it. Or at least muscle through and come to all the stuff anyway.

Q: Why is there no karaoke on the schedule?
A: Because knowing us there will certainly be karaoke happening at some point anyway.

Q: I used to be mismanagement in NYC. Will there be something special for me?
A: YES! 100% we have designed this event with the hope that many former NYCH3 (and ass’d kennels) On-herables return to us to celebrate the wonderful organization we have all built together. If you are a former NYCH3, Brooklyn H3, KnickH3, NASS/NAWW/GGFM/CUNTHHH or other NYC kennel mismanager, please note such in the appropriate place on the registration form.

Q: Is there a giveaway/haberdashery?
A: Yep! We’re working on a fancy tech shirt, and we’re definitely going to have other hab available.

Q: Which hotel?
A: We have reserved a block of king rooms at $209/night at the EVEN Hotel in Downtown Brooklyn, which features exceptionally convenient transportation to all the week’s events in addition to being considerably cheaper than available blocks in Manhattan. If a king room won’t do it for you, the Holiday Inn Downtown Brooklyn is half a block away and has double Queen rooms available (they do not do courtesy blocks). Check-in as early as June 14 and Check-out June 18 (Bag storage available).

Want to check in or out on a different day than our block dates? Call EVEN at 718-552-3856 and ask for Barry. 

Q: Who’s Cumming!?
A: Check the list at

Q: I used to hash with NYCH3 in 19XX; are my friends going to be there?
A: We’re doing our best to recruit our wayward backsliders out there, but we need your help! If there’s an old pal you used to love hashing with, please help us convince them to join you!

Q: Where is my receipt?
A: We had a couple problems initially but our setup should automatically email you a receipt. Check your spam folder. If it’s not in spam, let us know and we can send you proof of purchase.

Q: Who is organizing this?

A: What A Cunt! is the Grand Mattress of Bossyness and Logistics and has Pussyfoot and Pizza Slut by her side as Hash Cash and Technological Brain Person/Rego Wrangler respectively. Pizza or What a C*nt! are most likely to get back to you if there are registration issues.

Q: Can I bring my dog?
A: We love your dog. Unfortunately your dog is not allowed at the main event, no exceptions. Please check with organizers ahead of the prelube events to ask if your dog is allowed at those.

Q: I have THE BEST idea for something we should do during this week…
A: Great!! We love your ideas! Please contact What A C! because she knows who’s doing what and maybe we’re already doing your idea, but maybe not and maybe your idea will be the best one we’ve had so far!

Q: Boats boats boats?

Who’s Cumming?

11 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, WHORE!GGFM
22nd CummingRichmond HHH
34″SpikeKey West H3
4A Better Mouse SnatchLILH3
5Ahoy The WankerNYCH3
6Am. Dave #6NYCH3
7AssotopePittsburgh Hash House Harriers
8Ba-Dum Smurf MeowBrooklyn H3
9BarnacleBrooklyn H3
10Bibbidy Bobbidy BoozeNYCH3
11Big StonzAsheville H3
12Big SurpriseSummit H3
13Blow in the ParkNYCH3
14Body GlideAtlanta & Pinelake H4
15Boo Berry TitsFlour City H3
16Bottom of the NinthKey West H3
17brobayashiBrooklyn H3
18Check MotherfuCkerGGFM
19CheckspreaderBrooklyn H3
20Cheeky BastardBrooklyn H3
21Choo Choo CabraRichmond Hash House Harriers
22Cock in a NetPitt H3
23Cock-a-NoodleDayton H4
25CosmopolititsQueens Black Knights
26CougarAsheville H3
29Cross Dressing GuardCleveland H4
30Crouching Fiber Hidden PoopinLILH3
31Cum On MosesBrooklyn & AVL
33Cumz with ScotchFTroopH3
34Depantsipation ProclamationSkull & Boners H3
35Dick In HandAsheville H3
36Dime Store “Wank Wonky” Tom Cruise aka Dinosaur tom cruiseNYCH3 / Chicago H3
37Ditch SuckerNYCH3
38Doner KebabNYCH3
39Drop a PinNYCH3
40Drowning in DickMosquito H3
41Drug BustBrooklyn H3/ Frankfurt H3
42Drunksophila MasturbatorLILH3
43Dude, Where’s My C*nt!?DBH3
44DumbleDickRideau Hash House Harriers (Ottawa)
45Dunkel SchweißNYCH3
46E = I’m A DoucheEager 4 Beaver H3
47Eager for BeaverNYCH3
48Easy AMutha Rucker H3
50Extra TerresticleBoston H3
51Field of CreamsNYCH3
52Floppy DicksWandering Whore H3
53Fluffy LockermanBrooklyn
54Foreign My TwatNYCH3
55Fraggle CockNYCH3
56Frank Llayd WrongSkull and Boners H3
57Free HandAVLH3
58Fuk StikBlue Hen H3
59Full of SchistNYCH3
60Gabe the BabeNYCH3
61Garden HoAtlanta / Pinelake H4
62Gay If It Suits Me (GIISM)Tidewater H3
63Geordi La ForeskinNYCH3
64Grayvee TrainBrooklyn H3
65GynoplastyBrooklyn H3
66H.N.I.C.Key West H3
67HardmanBahrain H3
68HeadlightsBrooklyn H3
69HedgehogNew York H3
70Hi on PotSummit H3
71Holey Dumpster FireBoston H3
73I Came FirstCleveland Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
74I-Feel TowerRichmond HHH
75I’ll Finish TomorrowPGH-3
76Idle HandjobsNYC H3
77Jack in the BusNYCH3
78Jersey SteamerNYCH3
79Jew Mama So BadNYCH3
80JUST BahamondeNYCH3
81Just ColeNYCH3
82Just DamionNYCH3
83Just GinnyNYCH3
84Just JamieNYCH3
85Just JeffNyc
86Just KatieNorthboro H3
87Just PavelNYCH3
88Just PeruNew York H3
89Just PierreN/A
90Just SahilBKH3
91Just ValKnickerbocker H3
92Just WesleyNew Amsterdam
93Just WillNYCH3 – Mother Hash is Atlanta
94Kaptain HookerLong Island Lunatics
95Kinky Candied HamDallas H3
96Kunt FuHudson Valley H3
97Kunt-Fu WeaselPittsburgh Hash House Harriers
98La DroneIndyscent
99laird stiefvaterlaird stiefvater
100Legs LesleyNYCH3
101Little bunny fuck fuckIndyscent
102Little PairNew York H3
103Lone WolfStreet Roamer
104LoogieSummit H3
105Look at that HoleLehigh valley H3
106Love CanalNYCH3
107Luke FairySummit H3
108Lumber JackoffSummit H3
109LUNCHThird Herd Riyadh
110Mandatory FunKnickerbocker H3
111ManholeMerida Maya Mayhem Hash House Harriers M3H3
112Masturbator Dislocator, MDNYCH3
113Mean Jean the Down Down MachineNYCH3
114Meow Ja TroisNYCH3
115MetrosweatualBrooklyn H3
116Mile High Cherry PieNYCH3
117Mrs. SweatualBrooklyn H3
119MusselCantab H3
120My Safe Word Is MacheteDayton H4
121Nerves O’SquealNYCH3
122NHN MarieAntarctica H3
123Noah’s DinghyNYCH3
125Offensive DischargeDenver H3
126PandamoaniumWandering Whore h3
127Panic At The Dick ShowNYCH3
128Pert Plus formerly Stuff my FluffNYCH3
129Pickle SnatchSkull and Boners
130Pizza SlutNYCH3
131Polish ManslaveNCYH3
132Pooper ScooperMinneapolis HHH
133Post Facial DripNYCH3
134Prairie Dog’nNYCH3
135Princess Monkey Spanker (PMS)Calgary Hash House Harriers
136Professional Ball HandlerAVL H3
137Pussy RepellantNYCH3
140Rocky Mountain Spotted BeaverSkull and Boners H3
141Sarah DownUnderNYCH3
142SassyLassySummit H3
146Snack Dat AssNYCH3
147Snatch ChatBoston H3
148Snorts When She CumsDBH3
149Some Like It TwatGreater Gotham Full Moon
150Spam RiskQueens Black Knights H3
151Spank The PlankNYCH3
152Splat!jHavelina H3
153Spreading My Genes?
155Strap-On CramponCalgary Hash House Harriers
156Suck ’em UpSummit H3
157Surprise! I’m IlliterateGGFM
158Sword SwallowerBROOKLYN
159Tall Dark & HammeredGreater Gotham Full Moon Hash
160Tastes GreatBVD
161The BodyBrooklyn H3
162the buttler hit itBoston Moon H3
163The Teal Train to Pound TownLiLH3
165Tie Dye Me DownNYCH3
166Tiger’s WoodyBrooklyn H3
168Toe DirtIndyscent
169Topless BarbieBoston H3
170TreeRexSummit H3
172Turbo Trophy TitsAsheville H3
173Type AholeBH3/CLH3/CUNTH3/LVH3
174Unleavened HeadNYCH3
176Viagra Spicenych3
177Virgin DanGood Bois H3
178Wet ConnectionNYCH3
179Wet DreamsBVD
180What A Cunt!NYCH3 / Knickerbocker H3
181Yank ITNYCH3