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For our 2000th r*n, NYCH3 invites every NYC hasher who ever was to return for a Nautical-themed festival of events held Wednesday through Sunday, June 14th – June 18th!
The main event will take place on Saturday, June 17 and is intended as a celebration of the many hashers who have contributed their time and effort to making NYCH3 a mainstay for 39 wacky years. Take your pick of trails: Eagle, Chicken or Turkey (walker-friendly), and then enjoy a private, hashers-only beer cruise in scenic New York Harbor on a party yacht! This promises to be the grandest scale party NYCH3 has had (at least since it’s been old enough to drink). The event is currently capped at 149 and we expect to sell out.
Are you former NYCH3 MisManagement? Did you used to hash with NYCH3 but you moved away/had kids/sold out/stopped r*nning/whatever?
Hooray! We have designed this marvelous party for you! We very much want to see our prodigal hashers and harriettes return to us from lands near and far. We have several options for length of trail and are doing our best to honor you and the beer, sweat and tears you have put in to this crazy organization. We even promise we’ll keep the songs in the main event circle quick and dirty, just the old days! There’s only one “long” song we want to sing anyway.
(Spoiler alert: It’s Moses and he wants to sing El Camino. The front is like a bar and the back is like a boat…)
What About Visitors? (Or former NYC hashers who moved away?)
We welcome visitors of all kinds to party with us in the City that Doesn’t Sleep! Whether you’re a former NYC hasher or you’ve never been to New York before, we will do our best to put on the ritz and host the hell out of ya. We are planning some great prelube events and are currently researching hotel blocks.
What does it cost?
As you may have heard, Gotham City ain’t cheap. And also…we got you a party boat. Nonetheless, our main event registration cost is less expensive than many comparable hash events around the cuntry!
- 20 x
Super Eagle Early Bird Registration – $69.69SOLD OUT! - 20 x
Eagle Early Bird Registration – $79.69SOLD OUT! - 20 x
Big Chicken Early Bird Registration – $89.69SOLD OUT! - Standard Registration – $99.69
And just because you never know…
2000 Week Schedule of Events
- Wednesday, 6/14 @ 7:00p – KnickH3/NYCH3 #1999: Party Like it’s 1999!
- Thirstday 6/15 – TBA Prelube event
- Friday, 6/16 @ 2:00p-8:00p – Brooklyn H3 presents The Better Beer Borough Brewery Crawl
- Saturday, 6/17 @ 11:00a – NYCH3 #2000: A Three Hour Pour
- Saturday, 6/17 @ 5:30p – Greater Gotham Full Moon After Party
- Sunday, 6/18 @ 11:69a (12:09p) – New Amsterdamn Hangover bR*Nch fatboy trail
FAQ:
Q: Is there really a theme?
A: Yep! Get Nauti! What to wear: Nautical Hash Finery! Yacht Rock, Aloha Shirts, Sailor Suits, Bikinis, Fishing Gear…anything you might find on boats boats boats! If you don’t know what to wear, reach out to Ditch Sucker, our Nauti Fashion Consultant.
Q: I thought NYCH3 didn’t *do* themes.
A: This one is pretty palatable for those who might not be that into themes, you have to admit. Go as hard or as easy as you want on the theme, sailor.
Q: I heard NYCH3 is really fast
A: First, that’s not a question. Second, the more beer we have the slower we are. Third, don’t worry about it! 2000 week is specifically tailored to accommodate Hashers of all abilities. We guarantee the turkey trail will be walker friendly, and we guarantee the eagles will do some dumb stuff. We also guarantee they’ll meet at the beer check!
Q: Hey this seems cheap for a private yacht in NYC…
A: It is, that’s why we want to sell out our cap of 149 hashers! Imagine a lady wrestling an alligator. That’s What A C! and the budget.
Q: I have my birthday/cousin’s wedding/whatever that week waaahhhh
A: SKIP IT! This will be worth it.
Q: I used to be mismanagement in NYC. Will there be something special for me?
A: YES! 100% we have designed this event with the hope that many former NYCH3 (and ass’d kennels) On-herables return to us to celebrate the wonderful organization we have all built together. If you are a former NYCH3, Brooklyn H3, KnickH3, NASS/NAWW/GGFM/CUNTHHH or other NYC kennel mismanager, please note such in the appropriate place on the registration form.
Q: Is there a giveaway/haberdashery?
A: Yep! We’re working on a fancy tech shirt, and we’re definitely going to have other hab available.
Q: Which hotel?
A: We are working on competing bids. Look for a hash hotel deal soon.
Q: Who’s Cumming!?
A: Check the list at https://hashnyc.com/nyc2000/#whoscumming
Q: I used to hash with NYCH3 in 19XX; are my friends going to be there?
A: We’re doing our best to recruit our wayward backsliders out there, but we need your help! If there’s an old pal you used to love hashing with, please help us convince them to join you!
Q: Where is my receipt?
A: We had a couple problems initially but our setup should automatically email you a receipt. Check your spam folder. If it’s not in spam, let us know and we can send you proof of purchase.
Q: Who is organizing this?
A: What A Cunt! is the Grand Mattress of Bossyness and Logistics and has Pussyfoot and Pizza Slut by her side as Hash Cash and Technological Brain Person/Rego Wrangler respectively. Pizza or What a C*nt! are most likely to get back to you if there are registration issues.
Q: Can I bring my dog?
A: We love your dog. Unfortunately your dog is not allowed at the main event, no exceptions. Please check with organizers ahead of the prelube events to ask if your dog is allowed at those.
Q: I have THE BEST idea for something we should do during this week…
A: Great!! We love your ideas! Please contact What A C! because she knows who’s doing what and maybe we’re already doing your idea!
Q: Boats boats boats?
A: HELL YES BOATS!
Who’s Cumming?
| 1 | 1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, WHORE! | GGFM |
| 2 | 2nd Cumming | Richmond HHH |
| 3 | 4″spike | Key West H3 |
| 4 | A Better Mouse Snatch | LILH3 |
| 5 | A Little Dirty | LILH3 |
| 6 | Agent Orgy | EWH3 |
| 7 | Ahoy The Wanker | NYCH3 |
| 8 | Am. Dave #6 | NYCH3 |
| 9 | Ba-Dum Smurf Meow | Brooklyn H3 |
| 10 | Barnacle | Brooklyn H3 |
| 11 | Bibbidy Bobbidy Booze | H3 yo |
| 12 | Big Stonz | Asheville H3 |
| 13 | Big Surprise | Summit H3 |
| 14 | Blow in the Park | NYCH3 |
| 15 | Body Glide | Atlanta & Pinelake H4 |
| 16 | Bolly Woodless | NYCH3 |
| 17 | Boo Berry Tits | Flour City H3 |
| 18 | Bottom of the Ninth | Key West H3 |
| 19 | brobayashi | Brooklyn H3 |
| 20 | Check MotherfuCker | GGFM |
| 21 | Checkspreader | Brooklyn H3 |
| 22 | Cheeky Bastard | Brooklyn H3 |
| 23 | Choo Choo Cabra | Richmond Hash House Harriers |
| 24 | Cock-a-Noodle | Dayton H4 |
| 25 | Cockstar | NYCH3 |
| 26 | Cougar | Asheville H3 |
| 27 | CPA | SFH4 |
| 28 | Crouching Fiber Hidden Poopin | LILH3 |
| 29 | Cum On Moses | Brooklyn & AVL |
| 30 | Cumligraphy | NYCH3 |
| 31 | Dime Store “Wank Wonky” Tom Cruise aka Dinosaur tom cruise | NYCH3 / Chicago H3 |
| 32 | Ditch Sucker | NYCH3 |
| 33 | Doner Kebab | NYCH3 |
| 34 | Drop a Pin | NYCH3 |
| 35 | Drunksophila Masturbator | LILH3 |
| 36 | Dude, Where’s My C*nt!? | DBH3 |
| 37 | Eager for Beaver | NYCH3 |
| 38 | Easy A | Mutha Rucker H3 |
| 39 | Extra Terresticle | Boston H3 |
| 40 | Field of Creams | NYCH3 |
| 41 | Floppy Dicks | Wandering Whore H3 |
| 42 | Foreign My Twat | NYCH3 |
| 43 | Fraggle Cock | NYCH3 |
| 44 | Fuk Stik | Blue Hen H3 |
| 45 | Full of Schist | NYCH3 |
| 46 | Gabe the Babe | NYCH3 |
| 47 | Garden Ho | Atlanta / Pinelake H4 |
| 48 | Geordi La Foreskin | NYCH3 |
| 49 | Grayvee Train | Brooklyn H3 |
| 50 | Gynoplasty | BKH3 |
| 51 | H.N.I.C. | Key West H3 |
| 52 | Hardman | Bahrain |
| 53 | Headlights | Brooklyn H3 |
| 54 | Hi on Pot | Summit H3 |
| 55 | Hindlick | LILH3 |
| 56 | Holey Dumpster Fire | Boston H3 |
| 57 | I-Feel Tower | Richmond HHH |
| 58 | Idle Handjobs | NYC H3 |
| 59 | Jack in the Bus | NYCH3 |
| 60 | Jew Mama So Bad | NYCH3 |
| 61 | Just Cole | NYCH3 |
| 62 | Just Damion | NYCH3 |
| 63 | Just Ginny | NYCH3 |
| 64 | Just Jamie | NYCH3 |
| 65 | Just Katie | Northboro H3 |
| 66 | Just Pavel | NYCH3 |
| 67 | Just Peru | New York |
| 68 | Just Val | Knickerbocker H3 |
| 69 | Just wesley | New Amsterdam |
| 70 | Just Will | NYC – Mother Hash is Atlanta |
| 71 | Kunt Fu | Hudson Valley H3 |
| 72 | Kunt-Fu Weasel | Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers |
| 73 | Legs Lesley | NYCH3 |
| 74 | Loogie | Summit H3 |
| 75 | Look at that Hole | Lehigh valley H3 |
| 76 | Love Canal | NYCH3 |
| 77 | Lumber Jackoff | Summit H3 |
| 78 | Mandatory Fun | Knickerbocker H3 |
| 79 | Masturbator Dislocator, MD | NYCH3 |
| 80 | Mean Jean the Down Down Machine | NYCH3 |
| 81 | Meow Ja Trois | NYCH3 |
| 82 | Metrosweatual | Brooklyn H3 |
| 83 | Mile High Cherry Pie | NYCH3 |
| 84 | Mrs. Sweatual | Brooklyn H3 |
| 85 | Mussel | Cantab H3 |
| 86 | My Safe Word Is Machete | Dayton H4 |
| 87 | Nerves O’Squeal | NYCH3 |
| 88 | NHN Marie | Antarctica H3 |
| 89 | Noah’s Dinghy | NYCH3 |
| 90 | Obamanatrix | NYCH3 |
| 91 | Pandamoanium | Wandering Whore h3 |
| 92 | Panic At The Dick Show | NYCH3 |
| 93 | Pickle Snatch | Skull and Boners |
| 94 | Pizza Slut | NYCH3 |
| 95 | Post Facial Drip | NYCH3 |
| 96 | Prairie Dog’n | NYCH3 |
| 97 | Princess Monkey Spanker (PMS) | Calgary Hash House Harriers |
| 98 | Professional Ball Handler | AVL H3 |
| 99 | Pussy Repellant | NYCH3 |
| 100 | Pussyfoot | NYCH3 |
| 101 | Rocky Mountain Spotted Beaver | Skull and Boners H3 |
| 102 | SassyLassy | Summit H3 |
| 103 | Sinuous | NYCH3 |
| 104 | Skidmark | AVLH3 |
| 105 | Smashmouth | NYCH3 |
| 106 | Snack Dat Ass | NYCH3 |
| 107 | Spam Risk | Queens Black Knights H3 |
| 108 | Spank The Plank | NYCH3 |
| 109 | Splat! | jHavelina H3 |
| 110 | Spreading My Genes | NYC |
| 111 | Strap-On Crampon | Calgary Hash House Harriers |
| 112 | Suck ’em Up | Summit H3 |
| 113 | Tall Dark & Hammered | Greater Gotham Full Moon Hash |
| 114 | The Body | BH3 |
| 115 | the buttler hit it | boston moom |
| 116 | Tie Dye Me Down | NYCH3 |
| 117 | Tiger’s Woody | BH3 |
| 118 | TITR | LILH3 |
| 119 | Topless Barbie | Boston H3 |
| 120 | TreeRex | Summit H3 |
| 121 | Tumbelina | NYCH3 |
| 122 | Turbo Trophy Tits | Asheville H3 |
| 123 | Unleavened Head | Nych3 |
| 124 | USMW | NYCH3 |
| 125 | Wet Connection | NYCH3 |
| 126 | What A Cunt! | NYCH3 / Knickerbocker H3 |
| 127 | Yank IT | NYC H3 |