NYCH3 #2000


Receding Hareline (Next 90 Days)

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Date/Time Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path Hare(s)
Just Roman’s Virgin Lay
NYC #2051
Start: TBD
Just Roman, Obamanatrix, Dime Store Tom Cruise
Full Strawberry Moon
GGFM #409
Start: TBD
Transit: TBD
Nerves of Squeal
16th An*l New Rochelle BBQ Hash
NASS #287
Start: New Rochelle Metro North Station … Back by popular demand: Cum one, cum all to the 16th New Rochelle BBQ hash at Casa de Lunch!   … A-B Trail with Chicken/Eagle split + DRINK CHECK … $10 hash cash gets you access to a cooler full of Genny Cream/PBR and hot food off the grill (with expiration dates screened by Snack ahead of time)
Transit: PARTY TRAIN from Grand Central: Take the Stamford line to New Rochelle (2:05 PM departure, 2:40 PM arrival at New Rochelle Station)
Lunch & Snack Dat Ass
2024 Pride Run!!!
NYC #2052
Start: Probably West Village
This could be YOU!
NYC #2053
Start: TBD
Mandatory Fun
Patron’s Anal Pool Party Hash
LIL #133
Start: TBA
Patron Taint
7/11 Hash
Special #241
Start: TBD
Kick off the 5 Borough Bar Crawl weekend with… ANOTHER CRAWL!

This is now an independent global kennel / bi-annual event where you drink 7 or 11 beers at 7 or 11 beer stops, at a 7-eleven. On 7-11. (November 7th OR July 11th).

Trail will stop at seven 7-elevens where the pack will have the option to drink check. We’ll end at a park near the last 7-eleven and have circle there before moving to an On After nearby.

Hash cash is london rules, last time people to took turns buying 6/12-packs and it worked pretty well. Consider bringing a vessel on the trail if you’d like to split beers at drink stops!

During trail, you may choose to join in the Wisest Wizard challenge – drinking a beer at each 7-eleven, and taping your new beers to your empties – forming a wizard staff. The “wisest wizard” will be awarded and honored in circle. The winner will earn the illustrious prize of feeling like absolute dog shit the next day at work – and possibly having an argument with their significant other.

Drop A Pin & Check Motherfucker & Balls Out
Train Spike H3 – 10th Anal 5 Borough Pub Crawl
Special #242
Start: Your hares are studiously drinking through the boroughs to find our trail!
Transit: Boats! Boats! BOATS!!

Drinks in all 5 boroughs!
Brunch at the start before we get going.
Special patches to those who make it to all 5 stops!!
Hash Rego Event
Love Canal, I Don’t Cum a Lot, & A Better Mouse Snatch
NASS #288
We hash the bits the other kennels don’t
Sign up to hare!
NYC #2054Sign up to hare!
Full Buck Moon
GGFM #410
Start: TBD
Transit: TBD
The Committee
NYC #2055Sign up to hare!
New Jersey Amsterdamn, Steammit
NASS #289
Start: TBA somewhere across the Hudson—watch this space!
Transit: PATH or some other torture device

We hash the bits the other kennels don’t
Jersey Steamer
Cohare wanted!
NYC #2056Sign up to hare!
Gabe the Babe’s 69th Hashy Bday Spectacular + BDSM 39th Bday!
Queens #247
Start: TBA
Gabe the Babe & Ba Dum Smurf Meow
NYC #2057Sign up to hare!
NYC #2058Sign up to hare!
Full Sturgeon Moon
GGFM #411
Start: TBD
Transit: TBD
Sign up to hare!
Summer’s end trail
LIL #134
Pizza Slut and Some Like It Twat
NYC #2059Sign up to hare!
Staten Island HHH Inaugural R*n!!!
Staten Island #1
Start: TBA
There will be SHIGGY!
Pizza Slut
NYC #2060Sign up to hare!
NYC #2061Sign up to hare!
Arbitrary General Meeting
GGFM #412
Start: TBP
Changes will be made.
GGFM Committee
NYC #2062Sign up to hare!
NASS #290
Start: TBA
Transit: B D S M
Jack in the Bus


Current Mismanagement (2024-present)

Joint Masters
Nerves of Squeal
GrayVee Train

Hare Raiser
Snack Dat Ass

Religious Advisors
Geordi La Foreskin
Ditch Sucker
Prairie Dog’n
Pizza Slut

Hon. Sexcretary
What A C*nt!

Hash Flash
Field of Creams

Dime Store Tom Cruise

Pizza Slut
Mandatory Fun

Special Events Cat Herder/Hash Cash
Love Canal