Receding Hareline (Next 30 Days)

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Date/Time Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path Hare(s)
Memorial Day Hash and Dime Store’s Birthday Trail
Brooklyn #1129
Start: Lawn between the McCarren Parkhouse and Lorimer St (40.72222° N, 73.95158° W)
Transit: G to Nassau Ave, L to Bedford Ave

A to A, BYOB
Dime Store Tom Cruise
Manhattanhenge Trail
NYC #2048

Bronx Brewery Hudson Yards

20 Hudson Yards New York NY 10001

A-B, chicken-eagle split, probably London Rules, and a lot of sunset!


7 to 34th Hudson Yards, A C E to 34th Penn Station, Citibike, or r*n!

Check Motherfucker
New Amsterdamned
NASS #286
Start: TBD – currently Forest Hills Station House 106-11 71st Ave, Forest Hills, NY 11375 (map)
Transit: E to Forest Hills-71st St 16 minute ride from Penn on the 1:29 LIRR to Ronkonkoma (get the city ticket for cheaper fare)

We hash the bits the other kennels don’t
What A C*nt!
NYC #2049Sign up to hare!
NYC #2050Sign up to hare!
Summertime on the Island that is Long!
LIL #132
Start: TBA
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Just Roman’s Virgin Lay
NYC #2051
Start: TBD
Just Roman, Obamanatrix, Dime Store Tom Cruise
Full Strawberry Moon
GGFM #409
Start: TBD
Transit: TBD
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16th An*l New Rochelle BBQ Hash
NASS #287
Start: A Metro North stop near New Rochelle … Back by popular demand: Cum one, cum all to the 16th New Rochelle BBQ hash at Casa de Lunch!   $10 hash cash gets you access to a cooler full of Genny Cream and hot food off the grill (with expiration dates screened by Snack ahead of time)   Additional details TBA
Transit: PARTY TRAIN from GCT is TBA
Lunch & Snack Dat Ass
2024 Pride Run!!!
NYC #2052
Start: Probably West Village
This could be YOU!
NYC #2053Sign up to hare!
LIL #133
Start: TBA
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7/11 Hash
Special #241
Start: TBD
Kick off the 5 Borough Bar Crawl weekend with… ANOTHER CRAWL!

This is now an independent global kennel / bi-annual event where you drink 7 or 11 beers at 7 or 11 beer stops, at a 7-eleven. On 7-11. (November 7th OR July 11th).

Trail will stop at seven 7-elevens where the pack will have the option to drink check. We’ll end at a park near the last 7-eleven and have circle there before moving to an On After nearby.

Hash cash is london rules, last time people to took turns buying 6/12-packs and it worked pretty well. Consider bringing a vessel on the trail if you’d like to split beers at drink stops!

During trail, you may choose to join in the Wisest Wizard challenge – drinking a beer at each 7-eleven, and taping your new beers to your empties – forming a wizard staff. The “wisest wizard” will be awarded and honored in circle. The winner will earn the illustrious prize of feeling like absolute dog shit the next day at work – and possibly having an argument with their significant other.

Drop A Pin & Check Motherfucker & Balls Out
Train Spike H3 – 10th Anal 5 Borough Pub Crawl
Special #242
Start: Your hares are studiously drinking through the boroughs to find our trail!
Transit: Boats! Boats! BOATS!!

Drinks in all 5 boroughs!
Brunch at the start before we get going.
Special patches to those who make it to all 5 stops!!
Love Canal, I Don’t Cum a Lot, & A Better Mouse Snatch
NASS #288
We hash the bits the other kennels don’t
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Full Buck Moon + Arbitrary General Meeting
GGFM #410
Start: TBD
Transit: TBD
The Committee
NASS #289
We hash the bits the other kennels don’t
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Gabe the Babe’s 69th Hashy Birthday Spectacular
Queens #247
Start: TBA
Gabe the Babe
Full Sturgeon Moon
GGFM #411
Start: TBD
Transit: TBD
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NASS #290
Start: TBA
Transit: B D S M
Jack in the Bus
Full Harvest Moon – RDR Pub Crawl!
GGFM #412
Start: TBD
Transit: TBD
NYC Red Dress Run 2024
Special #243
Save the date!
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Full Hunter’s Moon
GGFM #413
Start: TBD
Transit: TBD
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2024 Beer Mile / Super Beaver Moon
GGFM #414
On a Friday night this year!! No excuses to not participate!
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Full Cold Moon
GGFM #415
Start: TBD
Transit: TBD
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Current Mismanagement (2024-present)

Joint Masters
Nerves of Squeal
GrayVee Train

Hare Raiser
Snack Dat Ass

Religious Advisors
Geordi La Foreskin
Ditch Sucker
Prairie Dog’n
Pizza Slut

Hon. Sexcretary
What A C*nt!

Hash Flash
Field of Creams

Dime Store Tom Cruise

Pizza Slut
Mandatory Fun

Special Events Cat Herder/Hash Cash
Love Canal