Author: Mel Etchison

just maddie – hare virgins – just jen, ginger snatch from d.c. visitors – mile high cherry pie, hindlick little dirty – something about explaining the hash while fire truck sirens making it seem like the hash caused the siren scooter douche & piece of slut – man against machine – the hash is a…

Pride Hash! no… Fathers day, not, pride celebration!! hare – pecker wreckers [& drug bust to make it harriettes & fairyettes as stated on website] bad beer – hare again set trail with wheelie – fast american dave what a cunt – dfl, arrived during circle another fairiette visitors – just maya, just carrie – first…

hash 6/6 hares cheeky & ben onin starliner just maddie – fingering the fooz players cheeky – almost false acc to dave moses – not paid hash cash yet moses – asshole of the week ims – got married drug bust – newly full-time employeed turd – weather app on trail cheeky – not looking out for…

georgia’s on – out on-in: Shenanigan’s hare: Georgia O’Queefe who was making his departure to move to the wrong coast. hare – left a personal msg for whoremaster on the hotline regarding whoremaster’s dislike of Shenanigan’s but whoremaster was not present at trail scooter douche – dated 3 women with same birthday hare – for a…

Hares – Drug Bust & Just Maddie – Just Maddie’s virgin lay Start: Rosemary’s Greenpoint Tavern On-In:  No. 7 North Earlier in the day, the committee recieved an email from the JM’s that neither of them would be able to attend, but that we should be sure to run circle without them. I was appointed…

hares – cum on moses, just ben (oh yes, apparently Moses had to ditch the virgin-lay Just Ben in the middle of setting trail – and there was a noticeable drop in quality of trail in the 2nd half.) Cum on Moses – made us wait at the start while he drank his beer, he made…

start: underhill & sterling goldstar beer onin: supercolider hare: turd dimension ….already 9:45pm and we havent had circle yet, comeooooooon circle or go home oval up!… turd! virgin – just maddie, a guy named patrick made her cum racists – six inches ladies, cheeky, georgia oqueefe blackout – thoughtful for rest of pack rather than…

Brooklyn 814 February 1 2016 Hare: cum on everybody on-in – st vitus bar, greenpoint   I arrived an the on-in. No clue how the trail went. Down- Down’s awarded to: Our Hare: cum on everybody Our Hare: dude, where’s the nonpizza food? – we were promised non-pizza food!!! Our Hare, again: 4miles turned to…

Brooklyn 813 January 25 2016   Start: Farrell’s in Windsor Terrace On-in: 773 Lounge in Kensington   Brooklyn suffered through snowstorm Jonas, dumping approximately 26 inches on the borough, one of the all-time harshest snowstorms in NYC history. The day after the snowstorm, our brave hare was out setting trail in Kool-Aid, determined to give…

Brooklyn #818 Leap Day Hash February 29 2016   Hares:  What a Cunt and Stuff My Fluff (Virgin Lay)   It was the hash of a lifetime. With the realization that this was the first Leap Hash in the history of the Brooklyn H3, and that there would not be another one until 2044, we…