The Brooklyn Hash House Harriers
Description
Founded by Keith Kanaga & Charles Dugan in 1993. Presided over by the likes of Fluffy, Wet Connection, The Body, FMIG, The Saint, and Headlights ever since. The Better Beer Hash.
Schedule
Runs every Monday starting at 7:00 pm with the exception of Memorial Day Weekend, The Polar Bear Hash, and The AGM which are run on Sunday.
Other big events include Brooklyn Summer Camp, The AGM and Brooklyn Half Pub Crawls, and the Marathon Recovery Run.
We’ll even go to Queens once in a while just because we can.
Receding Hareline (Next 90 Days)
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| Date/Time | Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path | Hare(s) |
|---|---|---|
| Monday May 13 7:00 pm | Brooklyn #1128 Start: Hinterlands Bar, 739 Church Ave Transit: F/G to Church Ave, B/Q to Church Ave A to A. London Rules | Zeno’s Pairadicks |
| Monday May 27 1:00 pm | Memorial Day Hash Brooklyn #1129 Start: Some park Transit: TBD | Sign up to hare! |
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Mis-Management 2018-???
Joint Masters
Drug Bust
Cheeky Bastard
Religious Advisor
Cum On Moses
Grayvee Train
Hareraiser
Gynoplasty
Dunkelschweiss
De Ja Poo
Fluffer
Check Spreader
Dunkel Schweiss
Web Site Guy
Turd Dimension
Mis-Management 2016-2018
Joint Masters
Drug Bust
Tequila Whore
Religious Advisor
Cheeky Bastard
Haberdasherer
Whoremaster
Fluffer
Turd Dimension
Kitty Keeper
Rack ’n’ Roll Her
Hareraiser
US Marine Whore
Mis-Management 2015-2016
Joint Masters
Smashmouth
Eager for Beaver (Tim)
Religious Advisor
Cheeky Bastard
On-Sex
Drug Bust (Mel)
Haberdasherer
Georgia O’Queef
Fluffer
Turd Dimension
Kitty Keeper
Rack ’n’ Roll Her
Hareraiser
Six Inches, Ladies
Mis-Management 2014-2015
Joint Masters
Speedo Gonzales (Eric)
Eager for Beaver (Tim)
Religious Advisor
Smashmouth
On-Sex
Cheeky Bastard
Haberdasherer
Georgia O’Queef
Fluffer
Turd Dimension
Kitty Keeper
Rack ’n’ Roll Her
Hareraiser
Six Inches, Ladies
Mis-Management – 2013-2014
Joint Masters
Speedo Gonzales (Eric) Email: ericsiegs at yahoo.com Eager for Beaver (Tim) Email: e4b at hashnyc.com
Religious Advisor
Technically Foul (Rebecca) Email:bexinthecity at gmail.com Cheeky Bastard (Eric) Email: ecmgeorgetown at gmail.com
Haberdasherers
Tall Eric Turd Dimension
On-Sex
Rack ‘n’ Roll Her
Hareraiser and Kitty Keeper
Smashmouth (Dave) Email: dbbadh at gmail.com
Latest BH3 Writeups
BH3#785
Brooklyn #785 Start: The Corner Of Broadway & Division Hare: Dave Luther (for now) On In: C’mon Everybody Scribe: Just Steve I would tell you a mid-sized pack gathered at the start, but I arrived late so I really don’t know. Believe it or not, the corner of Broadway & Division is not nearly as close to the G train as the hare would have you believe. I figured that out together with Cheeky Bastard, but once we found two vaguely familiar people who might have been co-hares; we went in search of the pack who were scurrying around the neighborhood following a live trail. On-on. Once we caught up to the pack, conflict became the theme of this particular trail. Initially, this was the typically amusing harassment (Where you running to baby?) hashers sometimes face when visiting some of Brooklyn’s less gentrified neighborhoods, but upon entering Williamsburg proper, Turd Dimension was kind enough to take it to the next level and pick a fight with a bicyclist. Fortunately Rack “n” Roller was around to save his punk ass and on we went. Along the G line we continued. Motorists honked at us, dogs barked at us, and we wondered how much longer until we got beer? Around 4.5 miles or so in, we arrived at a great little bar over near Pratt called C’mon Everybody. We were quickly sequestered away from the general population but offered beer and water for our efforts. Much later, pizza would arrive & the circle would begin. I believe these things happened. • The hare drank for being the hare. • We welcomed Hot Climax & Sex...BH3 #773
BH3 #773 What: BH3 4/20 When: 4/20/2015 Prelube/On-In: REDACTED ON-IN Hares: REDACTED HARES Scribe: REDACTED SCRIBE Various Conversations overheard on 4/20 BH3: REDACTED SCRIBE: “Where did you come from?” REDACTED: “From the Brownie Check, you’re running the trail backwards” REDACTED SCRIBE: “Sh@#$, is REDACTED HARE Still there?” REDACTED: “He he he he ha” (after eating the REDACTED ACRONYM) REDACTED HARE: “Baggies labeled YES have REDACTED ACRONYM (spelled out) in them.” REDACTED: “What’s REDACTED ACRONYM.?” REDACTED “It’s REDACTED.” REDACTED: “Ohhhhh. “ (huge smile on her face ) Bearded men in Williamsburg perhaps East Williamsburg : “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?, Don’t do this? REDACTED HARE: “See its flour” (REDACTED HARE proceeded to eat some flour to show the Bearded men that it was harmless) REDACTED SCRIBE: “Imagine if we ran the trail the right way and we were tweaking around those bearded men” REDACTED: “Ha heh he he ehe hhee haa ha hah” It was not your ordinary r*n, but to REDACTED HARE and REDACTED HARE, poised from creating a memorable brownie, it felt like a complete success. The chocolate brownie, the best baked dessert square, a cross between cake and soft cookie, was the catalyst for a good time. We sometimes serve it warm with ice cream ( a la mode ) and or topped with our favorite sugar. America’s favorite desert was served on the 4/20 ( a la REDACTED HARE and REDACTED HARE). These edibles became the comfort food that one will never forget. Concerned REDACTED SCRIBE reportedly ask for Virgin brownies to be made and REDACTED HARE thought it was a great idea. REDACTED HARE’s wheels were turning in early April as he arrived on...BH3 #765
Temperatures were to get to 0 – that’s in Fahrenheit, which means it was really fricken cold, as opposed to 0 Celsius “sorta chilly” – once wind chill was figured in. So if you were looking for a reason to skip tonight’s trail, the fact that North Brooklyn was covered in an thick, angry sheet of ice would have been a good reason.
BH3 #760
BH3 #760 What: Winter Wonderland Hash When: 1/26/15 Pre-lube/On In: Barcade, Union Street Between Aisnie and Powers. Hare: Turd Dimension Scribe: Eager for Beaver * HAZARD TYPES…HEAVY SNOW AND BLOWING SNOW…WITH BLIZZARD CONDITIONS LIKELY. * ACCUMULATIONS…SNOW ACCUMULATION OF 1 TO 2 FEET…WITH LOCALLY HIGHER AMOUNTS POSSIBLE. * WINDS…NORTH 20 TO 30 MPH WITH GUSTS UP TO 50 MPH. So we already knew ahead of time that this trail would be a shit show. Why? Because our Mayor (that’s not a hash committee position), ahead of first snow fall, had already declared that this would be the biggest snowstorm “ever to strike New York City”. So, to extrapolate further, we’d already been warned way in advance that this would be the worst trail of the year. Yet it was even worse. We have a history in Brooklyn of running regardless of the horrible weather. Back in 2012, we insisted on setting trail during Hurricane Sandy, just because it happened to hit on a Monday. For that trail, we arrived at the on in well in advance of the Gowanus flooding, and invited whoever showed up to following the pre-printed trail around the canal. Fortunately, those attending chose to hang out with the hare rather than run his by-then flooded and no joke life-threatening trail. Unfortunately, tonight’s pack did not choose as wisely. The pack arrived – all 8 of us – to find the hare was already incredibly loaded. He was also loaded with flour and kool-aid – because the hare, against all good advice but due to the incredible snow storm predicted by local politicians, was going to set...Polar Bear Hash
Photo Credit: Kyle Gorjanc 1/18/2015 Polar Bear Hash BH3 #759 NYCH3 #1620 Hare: Cheeky Bastard (LIVE!!) On In: Peggy O’Neill’s Scribe: Six Inches, Ladies All our rain are belong to you. Holy crap, hashers. We were fresh off the plane from a sunny week in Jamaica (the actual Jamaica, not the one in Queens) and We thought it’d be nice to continue Our pleasant runnings and swimmings and drinkings that We’d been up to all week. So We came to the Polar Bear Hash. How much different could the weather be? Apparently 30 in Jamaica and 30 in New York are two completely different things. Being the American, We just assumed that the rest of the world followed along with Us. It makes Us wonder what the British mean when they call it a pint! We mean, how big is it when they do it, you know? So, the day was rain. Everyone risked drowning while crossing the street, just to get to Peggy’s. Actually, that was just to get out of the subway. The Hashers stood in Peggy’s and eyed each other, seeing who was badass enough to run the trail that wasn’t yet laid. Also, CPA asked who was running. And that’s how we really knew. CPA is quite clever, and his method was much more reliable than the previously mentioned eyeing. Cheeky Bastard took off to lay the trail. Speedo Gonzalez gave the chalk talk. He was near a bit of chalk, but nowhere near outside where these things generally take place. There were many HINO (Hashers In Name Only) who remained behind to make sure that...BH3 #754
Brooklyn #754 Dec 15, 2014 Start: Alligator Lounge, 600 Metropolitan Ave On In: George and Jack’s Hare: Skidmark Scribe: Six Inches Ladies Meeting at the Alligator Lounge in Williamsburg isn’t really the sort of thing that we do very often… Oh, wait. Yes it is. That place is our prelube so often that it’s actually a preset on my Garmin watch and Siri thinks it’s my home address. Skidmark was our intrepid hare. After finding Spank the Plank and this week’s scribe alone at the bar he feared we’d be the only ones on trail. I pointed out that it was only 7, and that people wouldn’t arrive until 7:02. 2 minutes later the entire pack showed up wondering why people were already at the prelube. Pleasantries were exchanged, beers were downed, pants were removed (wait, this sounds more like a date than a hash) and the pack was ready to go. No visitors or virgins were mucking up our pregame. Details are for suckers, so the pack listened as raptly to Skidmark’s chalk talk as they would’ve to a preflight safety announcement. Someone was actually reading a Skymall Magazine at one point, And so the pack launched into action. Everything was fine until the first check when we almost lost Pecker Wrecker because he “couldn’t go straight.” He was ready to hail a green cab, but the trail continued to the left (and there’s no such thing as “hailing a green cab”) so he could stay with us. There was much relief. The check at McCarren Park was perfectly mismanaged. After solo hashers went in separate directions in failed attempts to find the trail, group...Really, really old BH3 Write-ups
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