Category: Writeups

  • NYCH3 #1429

    NYC #1429   Start:  West 94th St. & Broadway On-In:  1020 Bar, 110th St & Amsterdam  Lion’s Head, 109th St & Amsterdam Hares:  Nice Jugs, Just Lynn, & Punk Ass Bitch Scribe:  Speedo Gonzalez   Hey boys and girls, put your pants back on, because Uncle Speedo’s here with Hot Weather Running Tips.  I’m kidding…

  • NYCH3 #1428

    Wednesday, May 25, 2011, 7PM NYCH3 #1428 Start: City Hall Park, Prelube at The Beekman Pub, 15 Beekman St. On-In: Boss Tweed’s Saloon Hares: Pimpy Longstocking & Just Matt (Live Hares!) Scribe: Cranker Sore   The pack gathered at City Hall Park, while the smartest of the bunch pre-lubed at The Beekman Pub.  The hares…

  • BH3 #568

    BH3 #568 Start: Lorimer Street (L) and Metropolitan Avenue (G) On-In: East River Bar Hare: Hedgehog   [Author’s Note: a slight smirk crossed my face when I realized my last write-up also involved a Lorimer/Metropolitan start. Apparently, I am now the (un-)official scribe from this start. Williamsburg hares, you are hereby put on notice.]  …

  • NYCH3 #1427

    Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 7PM NYCH3 #1427 Start/Pre-lube: Finnerty’s, 221 2nd Ave. btw 13th & 14th Sts On-In: Keybar, 432 E. 13th St, btw Ave A & 1st Ave Hares: Just Nancy, Just Kelsey & Doggie Erectus Scribe: Just Matt Just sit right back and you’ll hear our tale, How just Kelsey, Just Nancy* And…

  • BH3 #564

    BH3 564 5/2/11 Hare: Drippy Sac Start: 4th ave and 9th st OnIn: Buttermilk Scribe: Death Breast What do you get when you mix a tall guy with stress fractures, a crapload of crumbly drywall, too much time, and a hatred toward fast Canadians? Throw in a canal that should be drained for high concentrations…

  • BH3 #565

    BH3 # 565 START: BOROUGH HALL ON-IN: ROCKY SULLIVAN’S, RED HOOK HARE: TYPE A-HOLE SCRIBE: PORNO PUTZ A few days ago in a neighborhood not too far away we ran to what seemed like a galaxy far far away… Yeah I totally wrote this after watching Community. Anyway, we gathered at Borough Hall where Type…

  • NYCH3 #1426 Dusters Hash

    Wednesday, May 11, 2011, 7PM NYCH3 #1426 Dusters Hash Start: 23rd Street & Broadway On-In: Ace, 5th Street between Ave A & Ave B Hares: The Hudson Dusters Scribe: Lazer Labia When describing the hash to all of the potential hashers I know, I always say that we are a “drinking club with a r*nning…

  • NYCH3 #1425

      NYCH3 #1425 – May 4, 2011 Start: South end of Union Square Park On-In: Flannery’s Irish Pub, 14th and 7th Hares: Pimpy Long-stockings and Joey Pennsylvania Scribe: Just David                   The inclement morning squalls foreboded gloom and misery on the new JMs’ inaugural hash, and you would not have been faulted for skipping…

  • BH3 #563

    BH3 # 563 START: 8TH AVE & 9TH ST ON-IN: EXCELSIOR, PARK SLOPE HARES: FMIG & WHOREMASTER SCRIBE: DING! The start of this day’s hash was a sausage fest. Honestly the ratio was about 15 to 1. Naturally this pack configuration was best equipped to sniff out the gay bar, Excelsior, that served as the…

  • AGM, NYCH3 #1424

    NYCH3 AGM – April 30, 2011 Start:    The Parlour, 86th St & Broadway On-In:    The Parlour, 86th St & Broadway Hares:    The Parlour, 86th St & Broadway  The NYCH3 Committee Scribe:    The Parlour, 86th St & Broadway  Speedo Gonzalez “All things must end.”  This quote is sometimes attributed to Aristotle, sometimes to Lao Tsu, even…