Category: BH3 Writeups

BH3 #569 & Tour de Boroughs #1 Start & On-In: Prospect Park Hares: Barnacle & Cheeky Bastard Scribe: Just Laura Monday’s hash was a hot and humid live trail in Prospect Park and its environs. Hares had their two-minute headstart, and the pack took off after them…and promptly lost the trail. Found it! Hit a…

BH3 #568 Start: Lorimer Street (L) and Metropolitan Avenue (G) On-In: East River Bar Hare: Hedgehog   [Author’s Note: a slight smirk crossed my face when I realized my last write-up also involved a Lorimer/Metropolitan start. Apparently, I am now the (un-)official scribe from this start. Williamsburg hares, you are hereby put on notice.]  …

BH3 564 5/2/11 Hare: Drippy Sac Start: 4th ave and 9th st OnIn: Buttermilk Scribe: Death Breast What do you get when you mix a tall guy with stress fractures, a crapload of crumbly drywall, too much time, and a hatred toward fast Canadians? Throw in a canal that should be drained for high concentrations…

BH3 # 565 START: BOROUGH HALL ON-IN: ROCKY SULLIVAN’S, RED HOOK HARE: TYPE A-HOLE SCRIBE: PORNO PUTZ A few days ago in a neighborhood not too far away we ran to what seemed like a galaxy far far away… Yeah I totally wrote this after watching Community. Anyway, we gathered at Borough Hall where Type…

BH3 # 563 START: 8TH AVE & 9TH ST ON-IN: EXCELSIOR, PARK SLOPE HARES: FMIG & WHOREMASTER SCRIBE: DING! The start of this day’s hash was a sausage fest. Honestly the ratio was about 15 to 1. Naturally this pack configuration was best equipped to sniff out the gay bar, Excelsior, that served as the…

BH3 #562 Start: Lorimer L stop On-In: Wreck Room Hares: Ding! and Canine Fixation Let’s talk about expectations for a second. The word comes from the Latin exspecto, exspectare, which means “to look forward to” or “to wait for”. Certainly, we all are guilty of looking forward to the hash, and we all patiently wait…

BH3 #561 April 11, 2011 On-In: 4th Ave Pub Hare: Drippy Sac and Headlights Scribe: Canine Fixation The start location was at Prospect Park West and 16th.  I’ll bet you’re expecting me to tell you that we prelubed at The Double Windsor, which was right on the corner.  Well we didn’t.  Do you think I…

Brooklyn H3 560 – April 4, 2011   Start:  36th Street & 4th Avenue On-In:  Johnny Pumps, 5th Avenue & 76th Street Hare:  Cheeky Bastard Scribe:  Speedo Gonzalez     Was there really a Brooklyn Hash this week?  Or was it just an illusion, a shared dream perhaps?    Surely, this time of year, as…

BH3 #559 March 28, 2011 Hares: Just Nicole and Doggie Erectus Start: O’Keefe’s (Court St. between Joralemon and Livingston) On In: Canal Bar, Gowanus Scribe: Death Breast Dear The Hash, Sometimes, when I need you most, you are there for me. Even on a night when it’s cold. Unseasonably cold. Why is it so cold?…

BH3 #558 Monday, March 21, 2011 Hares: Technically Foul and BJ & the Bareback Start: Brooklyn Heights Synagogue On-In: Mission Delores For weeks, the hash has been hearing about Purim – “It’s a fun holiday!” “It’s not a day of mourning!” “You’re allowed to eat and drink!” “It’s Jewish Halloween!” And at long last, Purim…