NYCH3 #1441

Wednesday, August 24, 2011, 7pm

NYCH3 #1441

Start / Prelube: Emerald Inn – b/w 69th & 70th on Columbus

On-In: Whiskey River, 32nd St & 2nd Ave

Hares: MILF & Cookies and Just Andrea (Momma and baby cub)

Circle Emcees: Fire in the Piehole & Tit Totaller

Scribe: Doggie Erectus

We gathered at the Emerald Inn to prelube ourselves.  Dealing with all those West Side liberal nut pseudo-intellectual bleeding hearts really made me thirsty.

We had to earn our reward though.  So the pack took off and eventually found our way to Whiskey River and gave out Down-Downs:

The Hares: MILF & Cookies and Just Andrea

Visitors: Pussy Foot and Alon

Virgins: Just Ned, Just Stephanie, Just Bayla and Just Stephanie II

Just Henry: For getting pooped on by a bird

Devo: The REALLY fast FRB’s made some unwise decisions at the checks and got overtaken

Just Basia: For being the real FRB (Just Juan was her stunt liver)

Doggie Erectus: The purpose of the trophy is to have the FRB’s carry it to slow them down, not the slowpokes like D.E.!

I Feel Tower and Just Siciliano: For showing up 45 minutes late with no good explanation, we know what you were doing!  (Devo was I Feel’s stunt liver)

Gilden Sack: A$$hole of the week for breaking a glass and forgetting that his maid wasn’t there to clean up after him

Just Andrea did such a good job making sure all the hashers’ cups were kept full.  She’s really got potential to be a fine upstanding hasher.  MILF & Cookies should be so proud.