Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers

Long Island Lunatics H3Description

Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.

Schedule

We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!

Receding Hareline (All Upcoming Hashes)

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Date/Time Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path Hare(s)
The Amityville Horror Halloween Hash
LIL #67
Start: Amityville LIRR
Transit: 6:46pm LIRR pArtY tRaIN from Penn to Amityville, arriving at 7:50. (If you miss this one, the 7:08 will get you there by the time trail starts.)
Join the Mad Cows in Amityville on Friday the 13th to party again with the ORIGINAL Long Island H3!
Cheeky Bastard
LIL #68Hares Needed
69th R*nning of the Mad Cows!! Dec 1-3
LIL #69
Start: Montauk
Transit: Options will be listed on the website
We're doing... the 69!! All weekend long. Starting with a Mad Cow pub crawl Friday night, an amazing trail on Saturday that you won't want to miss, pARty Saturday night and wrapping it up with a fat boy trail Sunday. Rego is -of course- $69! We want to book the entire motel, so here's what you need to do:
1. Submit your rego here: https://sites.google.com/view/longisland69/registration
2. Pay A Little Dirty $69 (check the Event Details on that site to figure out how)
3. Book your room at Daunt's Albatross Motel and plan to share!
Deadline for rego payment is Sept 30.
R*n 69 Committee
LIL #70Hares Needed
LIL #71Hares Needed
LIL #72Hares Needed
LIL #73Hares Needed
LIL #74Hares Needed
LIL #75Hares Needed
LIL #76Hares Needed
LIL #77Hares Needed
LIL #78Hares Needed
LIL #79Hares Needed
LIL #80Hares Needed
LIL #81Hares Needed
LIL #82Hares Needed

Mismanagement

Grand Mattress
A Little Dirty
Religious Advisors
Coffee Queefer
Kap’n Hooker
Fluffer
Ditch Sucker
Trail Master
Drawn Johnson
Haberdasher
Kim Dong Dildo
Grand Master Emeritus
I-Feel Tower
“Run With The Mad Cows!”
Contacts:
Dirty: reholz@hotmail.com
Tower: w.w.moore@mac.com

2013 Misman

A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress, Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer

2012 Misman

I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology