Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers

Long Island Lunatics H3Description

Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.

Schedule

We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!

Receding Hareline (All Upcoming Hashes)

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Date/Time Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path Hare(s)
Friday
October 13
8:00 pm
The Amityville Horror Halloween Hash
LIL #67
Start: Amityville LIRR
Transit: 6:46pm LIRR pArtY tRaIN from Penn to Amityville, arriving at 7:50. (If you miss this one, the 7:08 will get you there by the time trail starts.)
Join the Mad Cows in Amityville on Friday the 13th to party again with the ORIGINAL Long Island H3!		Cheeky Bastard
Saturday
November 4
3:00 pm
LIL #68Hares Needed
Saturday
December 2
3:00 pm
69th R*nning of the Mad Cows!! Dec 1-3
LIL #69
Start: Montauk
Transit: Options will be listed on the website
We're doing... the 69!! All weekend long. Starting with a Mad Cow pub crawl Friday night, an amazing trail on Saturday that you won't want to miss, pARty Saturday night and wrapping it up with a fat boy trail Sunday. Rego is -of course- $69! We want to book the entire motel, so here's what you need to do:
1. Submit your rego here: https://sites.google.com/view/longisland69/registration
2. Pay A Little Dirty $69 (check the Event Details on that site to figure out how)
3. Book your room at Daunt's Albatross Motel and plan to share!
Deadline for rego payment is Sept 30.		R*n 69 Committee
Saturday
January 6
3:00 pm
LIL #70Hares Needed
Saturday
February 3
3:00 pm
LIL #71Hares Needed
Saturday
March 3
3:00 pm
LIL #72Hares Needed
Saturday
March 31
3:00 pm
LIL #73Hares Needed
Saturday
April 28
3:00 pm
LIL #74Hares Needed
Saturday
May 26
3:00 pm
LIL #75Hares Needed
Saturday
June 23
3:00 pm
LIL #76Hares Needed
Saturday
July 28
3:00 pm
LIL #77Hares Needed
Saturday
August 25
3:00 pm
LIL #78Hares Needed
Saturday
September 22
3:00 pm
LIL #79Hares Needed
Saturday
October 27
3:00 pm
LIL #80Hares Needed
Saturday
November 24
3:00 pm
LIL #81Hares Needed
Saturday
December 22
3:00 pm
LIL #82Hares Needed

Mismanagement

Grand Mattress
A Little Dirty
Religious Advisors
Coffee Queefer
Kap’n Hooker
Fluffer
Ditch Sucker
Trail Master
Drawn Johnson
Haberdasher
Kim Dong Dildo
Grand Master Emeritus
I-Feel Tower
“Run With The Mad Cows!”
Contacts:
Dirty: reholz@hotmail.com
Tower: w.w.moore@mac.com

2013 Misman

A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress, Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer

2012 Misman

I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology