Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers
Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.
We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!
Receding Hareline (Next 60 Days)
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|Date/Time||Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path||Hare(s)|
|LIL Trail 87: Hare with Many Names|
Start: Half Moon Bar & Grill. 22 E Park Ave, Long Beach, NY 11561
Transit: Arrive Long Beach at 2:39p 1:43p from Penn, Arrive Long Beach at 2:39p (No Transfer) 1:42 from Atlantic.Transfer at Jamaica. Arrive Long Beach 2:39p.
|LIL Trail 88|
|LIL Trail 89|
|Five-Borough Pub Crawl (HHH)IV!|
I think this is the 4th one? I was a little drunk so I can't remember. The earliest one I could find on the hareline was in 2015, except for a weird 2006 thing where Splat did one the DAY BEFORE THE MARATHON (wtf?).
Aaaanyway, cum one, cum all to the An*l 5 Borough Pub Crawl, once again your Mattress of Ceremonies will be What A C*nt!, whether you like it or not. The beer will be f*king great, the bars will be f*king great, and there will probably again be boats, Boats, BOATS! Stay for all 5 boroughs and win a patch!
|What A C*nt! (intrepidsquirrel at gmail.com)|
|The 22nd An*l NYC Red Dress R*n|
|The 2019 RDR Committee|
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Teal Train to Pound Town
Shots for Tots
Kim Dong Dildo
Grand Master Emeritus
“Run With The Mad Cows!”
A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress, Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer
I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology