BH3 #606
February 27, 201
Start: 3rd Ave and State (Brooklyn Tavern)
On-In: Bar Sepia
Hares: Skidmark
Scribe: Drippy Sac
For one reason or another, I have only vague recollections of the trail. But perhaps that sums up the trail. Entirely forgettable. I do remember something about 3rd Avenue, some warehouses, some sketchy areas of Brooklyn, Grand Army Plaza and some grass. Basically I’ve described 80% of the trails in Brooklyn. At least the weather was nice.
Down-Downs:
Skidmark: For setting a forgettable trail. Really. And for using pink chalk in the evening. Really. Awesome
Visitors / Virgins: Princess Gerbil Jacker and someone else whose name is illegible in the notes
Conelingus: For being so blown away by the new Nets stadium construction that he failed to notice oncoming traffic
Dr. Bruce: For achieving the notable daily double of being both DFL and FRB
Skidmark: For fighting with the cab driver who was carrying our bags.
One of the visitors (Prince Gerbil Jacker?): Now we know that NYC trails lack shaggy but when you see “ON-IN” written in front of two doors, perhaps you should pick the door leading to the bar, not the door leading to the bodega
Drippy Sac: For running an extra 0.03 miles so his Garmin rounded to a whole number
Rack-N-Roll Her: Something about a wet boob
Eager 4 Beaver: For line-jumping into the women’s restroom and then neglecting to flush the toilet