Category: Writeups

Brooklyn #818 Leap Day Hash February 29 2016   Hares:  What a Cunt and Stuff My Fluff (Virgin Lay)   It was the hash of a lifetime. With the realization that this was the first Leap Hash in the history of the Brooklyn H3, and that there would not be another one until 2044, we…

January 17, 2016 Start, On-In:  Peggy O’Neils, Surf Ave, Coney Island So, I win the lazy asshole award for this hash since I was the only person who stayed in the bar the whole time, didn’t run trail, didn’t go for a swim, didn’t even go outside to encourage those who were swimming. If any…

January 11. 2015 Damn it was COLD.  The trail was great, well marked, easy to follow.  Eh… the arrows were TEEENY-TINY in the shadows of the street-lamps.  Apparently the hare set trail in the middle of the day when these arrows were in broad daylight.  We’ll forgive her since this was the first trail she…

December 28, 2015 According to Eager for Beaver: I will actually volunteer to do this write up – since I’m actually here! Yes, yet another Brooklyn Trail that I missed. Down-Downs Visitors Virgins Belly dancer teacher Too many wires – labrawhore Returning hashers from far away – technical foul and Mika Squirty last bk hash

December 14, 2015 Yup, I missed this trail too.  Infamous trail through homes outlandishly decorated for the holidays. Down-Downs: Hare Virgins Stopped by cops Running with rifle shaped device Dried off at the gas station Smash mouth award – ankles Push ups – Moses 6 inches – actually everyone playing truth or dare jenga Very…

December 7, 2015 Hare – cum on moses On-In:  Alibi, in Fort Greene Drink Check with “green” cookies at Union Memorial in Fort Greene Park – once again making the Brooklyn Hash the Hash Hash. Down-Downs: no name ben transplant –  iwakuni japan home hash, first hash in nyc eager for beaver – likes to…

Also recorded by Eager for Beaver   Hares Virgins Visitors Hare – Three way Nipsicle, Ims- ran the bk marathon Zip line children’s photos scooter douche Rack and roller tinder Sandy syphilis – something about her name Georgia oqueef – long run on Saturday Doggie arrived late Poop – us Marine whore and ims  …

Down- Downs 11/9/2015 As recorded by Eager For Beaver (what would we do without him?) Hares Virgins Visitor dropping trou – Come on Moses, dr penis venkman, 6 inches Some one ran 3 miles!! Kathryn Poured out her drink check drink – sandy Politits , finger licking – chess   I dunno, I wasn’t there……