22nd An*l Red Dress R*n

Get off your big apple and cum do Red Dress in the City that Never Sleeps! The NYC RDR is an all-weekend event that features 9 million New Yorkers, 9 million Midtown Tourists, and logic-defying New York City crash space.

New York City Red Dress Run

Schedule of Events:

  • Friday, Sept. 13, 7:15 p.m. – The Greater Gotham Full Moon Hash presents a Friday the 13th pub crawl! Spooky!
  • Saturday, Sept. 14, 1:30 p.m. – Prelube and get gorgeous
  • Saturday, Sept. 14, 3:00 p.m. – Chalk Talk, pack away immediately thereafter
  • Saturday, Sept. 14, 9:00 p.m. – head out to the after party/back to your hovel
  • Sunday, Sept. 15, 12:00 p.m. – A good old-fashioned New York City Fatboy Trail


Your registration fee for NYC Red Dress 2019 covers trail beer, on-in beer and on-in food on Saturday AND covers your hash cash for Sunday’s recovery r*n. It’s a super deal! If you have any questions about this form, please contact What A Cunt! at intrepidsquirrel@gmail.com.


Fill out this form! Click the little button. It will take you to PayPal, where you can send me your registration fee. Please pay AS A GIFT to MISS.A.NYC@GMAIL.COM (this is Ms. Cunt!’s spam email address that she uses for things like PayPal accounts). We know it seems a little sketchy, but this method ensures we can use as much of the funds as possible for important things, like beer and food. Funds will be transferred directly to What A Cunt! and held by her to be spent on the event under approval of The NYCH3 Joint Masters and Hash Cash.

Register Now:

💃🏻💃🏻 2019 Red Dress Run Registration 💃🏻💃🏻: $59.99


What A C! will have her big box on display at the event. Bring a little cash, make a little love and get down for our official charitable cause, Back on My Feet NYC. Back on My Feet is a national non-profit focused on helping homeless people gain independence, living skills, and connect them with essential community resources. The organization’s name, and its initial program for members, are focused primarily on physical exercise, specifically early morning runs. This organization does amazing work with homeless and formerly incarcerated people in urban areas.

If you would like to donate sooner, add some $ to your registration fee and it will go to Back on My Feet.

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