Receding Hareline (Previous 60 Days)

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Date/Time Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path Hare(s) OnIn
Trail 98: IndepENDence WE'RE BACK!!!
LIL #99
Start: Register HERE through HashRego Pre-Lube/Start: McBrides Pub. 101 Bedford Ave, Bellmore, NY.    
Transit: Transit: LIRR arrive to Bellmore 3:48 PM Depart Penn Station at 2:55pm arrive to Bellmore 3:48 PM, No Transfer. Depart Atlantic Terminal Brooklyn at 2:45pm, Transfer at Jamaica At 3:20 PM, arrive to Bellmore 3:48 PM YOU MUST WEAR A FACE MASK WHEN RIDING THE TRAIN.

1st- Post Pandemic Procedures: Unfortunately the COVID-19 pandemic didn't just up and disappear, so The Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers have some "Guidelines." Those Guidelines being: IF YOU'RE SICK, FEEL SICK, OR HAVE BEEN IN PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS THE COVID-19 VIRUS PLEASE REFRAIN FROM JOINING US. Please practice social distance whenever possible. When unable to practice social distance please wear a face covering. Please wash your hands and/or sanitize your hands before or after coming in contact with others. Due to space, safety and health we're capping attendance at 18. Please register HERE The LIL will bring and provide hand sanitizer. 2nd: The Fun stuff: If you're aware of a PT summer trail you know to bring your bathing suit for there may be water crossing(s) &/or a wet on-in; Hash Cash will be $10. Please send money to the Kap: PayPal: Kanimal86@gmail.com
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Weekly Wednesday Social! πŸ‘©πŸ»β€πŸ³
Special #168
Start: Your kitchen! ZOOM LINK
Virtual cooking class with Amy! All recipes are gluten free and can be made vegetarian or vegan. Please note there is a little bit of prep work for you to do before the call (no more than 20 minutes, I promise). Read each recipe carefully!
Menu:
Balinese-style chicken
Summer Rolls
Thai green mango salad

Ingredient/Shopping List
Please reach out if you have any questions!
Nerves of Squeal
Asynchronous NYC Hash!
Special #167

Mid Brooklyn
Hare: Tequilla Whore
Start: Citibike docks by Grand Army Plaza, corner of Plaza St W and Flatbush Ave (near the 2/3 subway station @ Grand Army Plaza)
Hare Comment: Trail *might* include flour in addition to chalk markings. Checks & speedchecks will be one and you're on

Upper Manhattan
Hare: Dime Store Wanky
Start:Β Citibike Station on 73 and Amsterdam

Let someone in MisMan know if you're interested in setting a trail either this Sunday or for an upcoming Asychronus trail. We're still figuring out how long we'll be doing them.

Circle at 5pm on Zoom


  • Multiple trails will be laid across multiple boroughs (including at least two in Manhattan); Starts will be posted by mid-week
  • Run the trail solo or with a buddy (in other words: don't assemble a group)
  • Checks won't be marked by other hashers (and won't be that hard since we're out of practice)
  • Trails will be laid by 10am and circle will be at 5pm, so run it anytime between 10am and 5pm
  • Hashers will be encouraged to run the trail closest to them or at least not take public transit to get to a trail if possible
  • Trails will be A to A prime if you want to ride a bike to the start (i.e. start won't be too far from the end)
  • Take pictures/video at checks or on trail and we'll all join together to share during circle at 5pm!

Special trail marks


Dime Store Tom Cruise and Tequilla Whore
πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Pride! πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
Special #166
Start: Zoom Meeting

Your hares are inviting you to a scavenger hunt. We'd love you to dress up in your PRIDE bestest and complete a series of tasks both before and during Wednesday night's Pride social. The hasher who has earned the most points through tasks completed will receive a Seamless gift card.

Check out The Facebook page for all the info.


Solar Eclits & Urban Sprawl
Asynchronous NYC Hash!
Special #165

Mid Brooklyn
Hare: Prairie Dog’n
Start: Parking lot of PC Richard & Son (590 Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn)
Hare Comment: Choose your own distance trail Turkey TT = 3.25 mi. All Eagles TT = 5.69 mi (7 different short T/E splits to choose from) Walker friendly. No checks, but multiple CBs and Whichy-Ways. Multiple optional drink checks (bring $$$ and rec a travel cup if you’ll consume on trail) ON-IN to-go drinks location does not open till noon. Enjoy and ON-ON!

Upper Manhattan
Hare: Foreign My Twat
Start: Citibike docks at 116th St and Broadway by Columbia
Hare Comment: The on-in or A prime will be about one subway stop away, but the pack will be rewarded with a scenic on-in with two options: a grocery store where you can build your 6-pack of beers or a restaurant next door with to-go food and cocktails (also near a Citibike station)

Lower Manhattan
Hare: Pert Plus
Start: Prelube at Coppelia 14th Street and 7th avenue
Hare Comment: There will be trail with an excellent on in.

Circle at 5pm on Zoom

  • Multiple trails will be laid across multiple boroughs (including at least two in Manhattan); Starts will be posted by mid-week
  • Run the trail solo or with a buddy (in other words: don't assemble a group)
  • Checks won't be marked by other hashers (and won't be that hard since we're out of practice)
  • Trails will be laid by 10am and circle will be at 5pm, so run it anytime between 10am and 5pm
  • Hashers will be encouraged to run the trail closest to them or at least not take public transit to get to a trail if possible
  • Trails will be A to A prime if you want to ride a bike to the start (i.e. start won't be too far from the end)
  • Take pictures/video at checks or on trail and we'll all join together to share during circle at 5pm!

Special trail marks


Foreign My Twat, Pert Plus, Prairie Dog’n
Kapt. Hookers Out of Lip Sink Battle
Special #164
Lip Sink Battle!!! Grab what ever props you like and join me for a Lip Sink Battle, On the Zoom. Zoom Link There will be three rounds, Winner takes all . Prize: BEER! Similar to Karaoke, you choose your song. BUT do not sing along with it (we'll leave that to the professionals), just move your lips/mouth to the words and dance to your chosen song. Please message me what song you'd like to Lip Sync to so I know there are no repeats. It's First come first serve. Pick Three songs. It should be a good time. If you have no idea what i'm referring to, please refer to this video. If you want to be lame and just watch, you can do that too.
Kap
Wash yo hands!!
πŸ‘πŸ‘Weekly Wednesday Social!πŸ‘πŸ‘
Special #163
Start: Zoom Meeting

Are you a good sheep? Do you know your fellow hashers? Come play a game with us and find out!


Drop a Pin & Fingerbang
Inaugural Asynchronous NYC Hash!
Special #162
Start: Multiple Locations! (See below)

  • Multiple trails will be laid across multiple boroughs (including at least two in Manhattan); Starts will be posted by mid-week
  • Run the trail solo or with a buddy (in other words: don't assemble a group)
  • Checks won't be marked by other hashers (and won't be that hard since we're out of practice)
  • Trails will be laid by 10am and circle will be at 5pm, so run it anytime between 10am and 5pm
  • Hashers will be encouraged to run the trail closest to them or at least not take public transit to get to a trail if possible
  • Trails will be A to A prime if you want to ride a bike to the start (i.e. start won't be too far from the end)
  • Take pictures/video at checks or on trail and we'll all join together to share during circle at 5pm!
Special trail marks

Mid Brooklyn
Hare: Come on Moses
Start: Betty Carter Park, Fulton & Lafayette
Hare Comment: This trail passes several important landmarks for Black History here in Brooklyn. R*n trail and then cum all over the circle to find out more!

Central Manhattan
Hare: Tall Dark and Hammered
Start: NE corner of 81 and CPW
Hare Comment: I'm hoping for about a four-mile trail. Checks will have false trails--so three and you're on. I will try to mark the falses, but there are no guarantees in life

Lower Manhattan
Hare: Drop a Pin, Slip It In
Start: CitiBike Dock on Sullivan St between West 4th and West 3rd (SSW of Washington Square Park)
Hare Comment: 3.69 mile trail. Bountiful options for to-go cocktails/beers/wine for pre-lube and trail will end at a place with an expansive to-go beer selection

Staten Island
Hare: Piece O'Slut
Start: St. George Ferry Terminal
Hare Comment: FYI - FERRY BAR IS CLOSED... BYOB if you want to pre-lube on the boat!!
(hashnyc.com does not encourage public transportation at this time)
Step off the ferry to the forgotten borough for a four mile trail! Exit the ferry to the right - NORTH SHORE ESPLANADE for the start of trail. Will finish nearby the ferry, and a choice of two nice establishments for ice cold beer.

Looooong Island
Hare: Kaptain Hooker
Start: The Boat Yard, Tobay Beach in Massapequa


Circle at 5pm on Zoom: join zoom meeting
Meeting ID: 827 1596 6408
Password: 696969
One tap mobile +19294362866,,82715966408#,,,,0#,,696969# US (New York)
Drop a Pin, Come on Moses, Tall Dark & Hammered, Piece O'Slut, Kaptain Hooker
HASH Virtual Musical Bingo!
Special #161
Start: Zoom Meeting
Meeting ID: 851 1886 4102
Password: HoboLove

Will you be singing? Will you be dancing? We can't tell you that but there WILL be prizes... Cum or it's your loss πŸ˜‰
Love Canal & Hobodega
World Running Day!
Special #160
Start: Zoom Zoom!
Tonight! In honor of National Running Day, I am encouraging you to β€˜run your 69’. What does this mean? Be creative! Run 6.9 miles, run 6.9 laps around something, run so your route forms 69 on Strava, etc. Most creative submission wins a prize (maybe).

This will be like β€˜regular’ hash timing in light of curfew. What do I mean? I’m going to open the Zoom prelube a bit before 7, but will mute my mic/turn off my video to run starting at 6.9pm (6:54), returning home just before 8 to enjoy the on-after at 8. I encourage you all to do something similar.
Cheeky Bastard
Beerobics Class!
Special #159
Start: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/85330636913?pwd=TXEwTGxoYWtEYkpuWExhZFk3WmJyQT09

Meeting ID: 853 3063 6913
Password: beernear
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Get fit with Beerobics! Let's pump some aluminum! (or at least laugh at What A Cunt! while she does)

All you need is two cans of beer (any size will do - I'm using 24oz) and a mat, rug or other way to be comfy on the floor.

Also recommended: beverages for drinking while you do beerobics! And maybe a towel for your sweat!
What A C*nt!
Hash Scavenger Hunt!
Special #158
Start:

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/81603149950


For this week's Wednesday fun, find the following items while you are out running/walking/biking. (They don't need to be found all in one outing.) Share your pictures with the group Wednesday night. The winner will receive a NAWW flask filled with booze!

  1. A condom in any condition (empty wrapper, completely intact, filled with semen, you get the idea)
  2. Someone blatantly smoking pot (I'll have to take your word on this one)
  3. A pile of dog poo that has been stepped in
  4. People who don't give a shit about social distancing guidelines (at least three people together who are not wearing face masks)
  5. A small child (no older than 8) in full face-mask and gloves
  6. Trash on the ground next to a not-full trash can
  7. Someone playing a multi-person sport (basketball, tennis, etc.) by themself
  8. Take-out food containers that still have food in them
  9. Someone taking pictures of flowers or a tourist-style selfie
  10. Someone standing/walking in the middle of a sidewalk or pathway so people can't get around them while staying 6-feet away

Bonus Point: Something that was clearly used for hard drugs (hypodermic needle, crack pipe, tiny plastic baggie, etc.)


Idle Handjobs    
V-I-R-U-S: Bingo of the Quarantimes
Special #157
V. I. R. U. S the Quarantine version of BINGO. Tune into a Zoom and play along. Zoom Link HERE. There will be 7 games played during the evening. 3 Regular games then 4 speciality games, all with unique prizes to be won. If you participated in Kaptain's Quarantine Quest Scavenger Hunt Zoom you've already received a VIRUS card. If you were unable to participate in the scavenger hunt but still wish to participate in this Bingo event and receive a VIRUS Card please make a donation to any of the following (If you have't already): Island Harvest A food Bank serving Long Island. Kids Need More a Non-Profit Charity dedicated to enhancing the lives of children, families & young adults coping with cancer and life-threatening illness. NYCH3 Hash Cash Fundraiser benefiting undocumented service industry workers. Monetary value of said donation does not matter. Please send a screenshot of your donation to ProductionMkern@Gmail.com, Subject: "VIRUS Card me please." A donation does not need to be made in order to participate in this Bingo event. Just email Kaptian. Limit 30 participants total.
Kaptain Hooker
Wash Yo Hands!
What Mad Gray A Vee C*nt Train Libs
Special #156
Start: Join Zoom Meeting
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/85653805884?pwd=NDRJRG4xZW81cEpoenhIWXBSZ01DZz09

Meeting ID: 856 5380 5884
Password: BEER
Transit: Ride the D, C, or A.

Crazy Hash Mad Libs!

GrayVee has created some exciting ways for YOU to collaborate and make up... THE GREATEST.πŸ’₯
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TIME.πŸ’₯
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Plus a mad lib hash song!

Plus beer!

Plus limericks!
GrayVee Train and What A C*nt!
Trivia Night!
Special #155
Start: Zoom
Meeting ID: 835 6011 0100
Password: TRIVIA

Please show up by 7:15 to be assigned to a group!
Hobodega