New York City Area Hash House Harriers

• Each competitor drinks four 12oz beers and runs 8 laps (it’s a 200m track), so: chug-one-beer-then-run-2-laps, four times in a row
• Beer must be fully consumed before running
• Beer must be a minimum of 5% alcohol by volume. Hard ciders and lemonades will not suffice. The beer must be a fermented alcoholic beverage brewed from malted cereal grains and flavored with hops.
• Hashers who vomit before they finish the race must complete one penalty 400m (2 laps) at the end of the race

On-In: Emerald Inn

All the things…C/E splits, Walker friendly, DCs, song checks, prelube (good beer) live trail, dance checks, check backs, more DCs, and a domestic On-In w/ dinner and more good beer.

Trail will stop at seven 7-elevens where the pack will have the option to drink check. We’ll end at a park near the last 7-eleven and have circle there before moving to an On After nearby.

Hash cash is pay as you go, last time people to took turns buying 6/12-packs and it worked pretty well. Consider bringing a vessel on the trail if you’d like to split beers at drink stops!

During trail, you may choose to join in the Wisest Wizard challenge – drinking a beer at each 7-eleven, and taping your new beers to your empties – forming a wizard staff. The “wisest wizard” will be awarded and honored in circle. The winner will earn the illustrious prize of feeling like absolute dog shit the next day at work – and possibly having an argument with their significant other.

• It’s a very c*nty birthday trail!
• Start bar happy hour with $5 Miller Lite Coors Lt. and Tecate, $8 well drinks.
• Chicken/Eagle split! True trail 3mi./4mi. and phoned in so not too hard.
• Shiggy socks and cranium lamps/flashlights recommended!
• Outdoor circle (cheap and fast, just like the birthday girl!) very close to a well-loved on-after with delicious food and great beer.

On-In: Central Park, parallel with W. 95 street, between CPW and West Drive: https://maps.app.goo.gl/Uk1P628mFzBroHnf8

on-after at Dive Bar

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