NYCH3 #1491
Start: 14th St & 8th Ave
On-In: Raccoon Lodge
Hares: Ow! My Balls & Finger Fucked
Scribe: Doggie Erectus
We gathered at 14th & 8th to r*n the Finger My Balls 4th anniversary trail. Our hares have a warped sense of humor.
They do, however know how to set up an On-In. So after a minor miscalculation on the length of the trail, we started the festivities and gave out Down-Downs:
The Hares: Ow! My Balls & Finger Fucked
Visitors: Drama Queen & Just Conrad
Virgins: Just Elena, Just Dan, Just Ryan, Just Lindsay & another Just Ryan
Just Lindsay & Just Jo: For r*nning with water bottles
Just Ian: For not being able to find a bathroom
Cheeky Bastard, Devo, Just Chris, Just Ryan & Pimpy Longstocking: For r*nning right past the On-In
Fire In The Piehole: For dodging his new shoes Down-Down by leaving early
Ow! My Balls & Finger Fucked: A$$holes of the week for telling us trail was 3.8 miles when it was only 2.5
Fast American Dave: For winning the Hash
Conelingus: For sexually frustrating Cheeky Bastard and even letting out a mating call
1 Tequila 2 Tequila 3 Tequila Whore, A Little Dirty, CPA & MILF and Cookies: For being unaware of Tequila Day
I think the Hares knew it was Tequila Day since they were so inebriated they forgot how long their own trail was.
On-Out!