NYCH3 #1470

Sunday, March 4, 2012, 3pm

NYCH3 #1470

Start: Warren St & Church St, with a prelube at The Patriot around the corner at Chambers & Church!

On-In: Raccoon Lounge, Warren St & West Broadway

Hares: Finger F**ked and Ow My Balls!

Circle Emcees: Eager for Beaver and Doggie Erectus

Scribe: Doggie Erectus

We gathered at the Patriot where they serve $6 pitchers of ale.  We tried to act all superior and stay away after they treated us badly at an On-In, but let’s face it, $6 pitchers are too tempting.

We weaved our way to the start and took off on trail.  That ale must have been pretty strong because there weren’t enough coherent people that made it to the On-In to give out Down-Downs:

The Hares: Finger Fu**ked & Ow My Balls!

Virgins: Just Teri, Just Lauren, Just Marissa & Just Louise

Just Lauren: Again, for stopping in the middle of the road

Visitors: Just Paula & Pretty Woman

What a C*nt: For buying a tourist t-shirt at the start & alcohol abuse

Cheeky Bastard: For taking a dump at the prelube for so long that he missed the start, for being too drunk & going the wrong way at the start

Just Rafa: For wearing his r*ce chip on trail

Bedmaster: For his birthday

Just Mio: For leaving her bag and setting the dog off on a "I smell a cat" frenzy

Fast American Dave: For marking with black chalk and accusing the hares of giving it to him

My cats sleep on my bag all the time and it doesn’t set the dog off.  What the heck is Just Mio feeding her cat??