NYCH3 #1471

Sunday, March 11, 2012, 3pm

NYCH3 #1471

Start: Ave A & 3rd St with a prelube at The Library, 7 Ave A btw 2nd & 3rd St

On-In: Ace Bar, 531 E 5th St btw A & B

Hares: Tit Totaler & Eager for Beaver

Circle Emcees: Pimpy Longstocking & Tit Totaler

Scribe: Doggie Erectus

We gathered at The Library to read up on some really important crap that I’ve already forgotten.  We had more important matters to deal with: 10 virgins and 3 visitors!

So after educating them just enough to get them thoroughly lost, we took off and eventually found our way to Ace Bar and gave out Down-Downs:

The Hares: Tit Totaler & Eager for Beaver

Visitors: Rapid Withdraw, Fort Orgy & Runner Girl

Virgins: Just Jim, Just Matt, Just Anna, Just Alex, Just Cassie, Just Carver, Just Clint, Just Caroline, Just Eric & Just Pete

Just Zara: For paying Ha$h Ca$h with all $1 bills

Eager for Beaver: For falling off a ski lift and breaking his collar bone

CPA: For whining about the bartender

Doggie Erectus: For engaging 2 strange skateboarders

Mean Jean & Noah’s Dinghy: For the halt leading the blind

She Likes It In The Benjamin, Just Tricia, Eager for Beaver & Tit Totaler: For their birthdays

A$$hole of the week: Pimpy Longstocking for listening to a little old lady that told him "the track is that way" & his bag had a week’s worth of dirty laundry in it

Trips & Balls: For moving to London

Engaging that many virgins, visitors & skateboarders is exhausting!  So shortly after circle, I took off