Sunday, February 5, 2012, 3pm
NYCH3 #1466 – THE SUPER BOWL HASH!
Start/Prelube/On-In: No Idea, 30 E. 20th St btw Park & Broadway
Hares: The Committee
Circle Emcee: Pimpy Longstocking
Scribe: Doggie Erectus
We gathered at No Idea to watch the Giants play the Patriots. There are enough people from Boston here to make it interesting. The hares couldn’t drag themselves away from the Puppy Bowl long enough to set a trail ahead of time so they had to set a live trail.
So we took off after them and one of us caught up with them! More on that later…
The whole pack caught up with them at Key Bar for a nice relaxing drink check. More on that later too…
The trek from Key Bar back to No Idea was slow, but we eventually made it back and gave out Down-Downs:
The Hares: Pimpy Longstocking & Just Matt
Virgin: Just Aaron
Skidmark & Lexy’s Bitch: For being so engrossed in each other that they missed a check. Lexy had her share too
Gretel: For also missing a check by being so engrossed with himself that he didn’t notice he was standing on it
Fast American Dave: For giving the hares a 5 second head start so he could catch them and then got shy when it was time to "pants" Pimpy
Skidmark: For galloping like a gator past the Crocodile Lounge
Just Zara & Eager for Beaver: For going way too far down a false
What A C*nt: For sleeping at the drink check
Just Matt: For running out of beer at the drink check
Bam Bam Thank You Ma’am: For disseminating false information about the drink check
CPA: For finally coming off the disabled list
Bedmaster, Just Zara & Ed Lunch: For being Patriots fans
Bedmaster again: For not knowing the 54321 song
Lexy & Lexy’s Bitch: For running over people
Just Evan, Skidmark & A Little Dirty: For alcohol abuse
Ed Lunch: For walking in on Just Matt in the bathroom and telling him he gets no privacy
The Patriots hadn’t lost at that point so he still had a few minutes of dignity left
On-Out!