Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 7pm
NYCH3 #1437, NAWW in Summer Hash
Start: Central Park entrance at 110th St & Central Park West
On-In: Subway Inn, 143 E 60th St @ Lexington
Hares: NAWW Committee
Circle Emcees: Pimpy Longstocking & Fire in the Piehole
Scribe: Doggie Erectus
We gathered at 110th St and Central Park West. The heat wave seems to have relented a bit so we were anxious to r*n in sub-90 degree temperature. But in a naked power grab, Splat seems to have eliminated all the other NAWW committee members so he had to do all the committee things by himself. Like explaining all this insanity to the newcomers. He tried to soften the blow of doing away with the others by promising us an ice cream check on trail. We totally forgot about the other committee members and took off in search of ice cream.
We eventually found the ice cream check and then made our way to Subway Inn and gave out Down-Downs:
The Hare: Splat
Virgins: Just Ray, Just Mariam, Just Christine, Just Melissa & Just Erin
Just Ray & Just Elizabeth: Just Elizabeth made him cum but was too tired to warn him not to wear headphones
Visitors: Return to Gender, Makes His Own Gravy & Bouncing Boobs
Ewa & Sucks After Dark: As DFL’s, they got to the zoo after it closed and had to go around
Fast American Dave: Joined up with the pack at the last check and said he had r*n the whole trail
Glöggman: For running laps around the Great Hill
Sir Shaves a Lot: For cumming in a taxi
Just Tania: It’s her birthday
Cheeky Bastard: A$$hole of the week for pissing off a little old lady & a man with his dog. He was so tough that he mouthed off to the toughest adversary, the dog
Head Up Ass: For cumming once a year
Pecker Wrecker: For unabashed raceism
The bartenders at Subway Inn are very attentive, as well as being aficionados of circle. Each time the circle paused in between Down-Downs, they turned the music back up. Maybe not so affectionate after all, but they kept the beer flowing. But it was London Rules so there was no food. All beer and no food makes Doggie a sloppy boy. So I left to find some pizza.
On-Out!