Wednesday, June 22, 2011, 7PM
Start: 59th St & 2nd Ave, Prelube at The Blue Room, 60th St & 2nd Ave
On-In: Maggie Mae’s, 42nd St & Queens Blvd
Hares: Bed Master & Just Matt
Circle Emcees: Fast American Dave & Pimpy Longstocking
Scribe: Doggie Erectus
We gathered at The Blue Room just in time to avoid the downpour that washed away what Bed Master reported to be the best trail of the year. Speaking of dreaming about wet spots on the bed, Bed Master sent us across the Roosevelt Island Tram where one hasher’s fear of heights and another hasher’s chivalry were exposed. What? No, it was his chivalry, you can’t do that on trail. Then, after a brief jaunt across Roosevelt Island, we continued on into Queens and found our way to the On-In and gave out Down-Downs:
The Hares: Bed Master & Just Matt
Virgins: Just Peter (his sister made him come), Just Evan, Just Reagan, Just Leanne, Just Ally
**** I was introduced to my namesake at the On-In and we realized I had written her up in the notes two weeks ago as the Virgin Mary when in fact her name is Barri. There are no immaculate hashers!
Just Krista: She bravely overcame her fear of heights to ride the Tram, only to have Punk A$$ Bitch ask her if she thought the Tram car would float when it fell into the river
Cheeky Bastard: For acting like a tourist and looking all wide-eyed when he discovered Roosevelt Island for the first time
Just Matt: Blamed all the trail offenses and the weather on his cohare Bed Master
Devo: He got A$$hole of the week for forgetting that the hash is not a race. Every time he came up on Pimpy Longstocking he would comment how he burned him
You lured me away from home just to save you from being alone. Oh Maggie I wish I’d never seen your face. I’ll get on back home one of these days.