NYCH3 # 1431

Wednesday, June 15, 2011, 7PM

NYCH3 # 1431

Start: West 3rd St & 6th Ave, Prelube at 3 Sheets Saloon, 134 West 3rd St

On-In: MacDougal St Ale House, 122 MacDougal St @ Minetta Ln

Hare: Splat

Scribe: Doggie Erectus

We gathered at 3 Sheets Saloon.  I had the best intentions of saving my legs and my liver for the Green Mountain Relay the following Saturday.  The legs intention turned out to be legit, but the liver intention lasted for about a minute as I saw how many people were there at the start.  There was no way I was hanging out with 60 drunk people and staying sober.  So I missed the trail.  But I did hear a few titillating tidbits about a few Down-Downable offenses:

The Hare: Splat (Splat was MIA so I was his stunt liver)

Visitor: Just Cameron

Virgins: Just Maria, Just Cara, Just Sean & Just Stephan

Just Juan: For deflowering the Virgin Maria and leaving her behind on trail

Just Dave: Got hit by a cab (not too hard) and got named Pecker Wrecker

Pussy in Boots: Falling on trail

Stinky Fingers: It’s her birthday

Bridezilla: Wearing cutoff jeans

Splat: Returning just as circle ended for his Down-Down

Not only did I hear about the trail offenses, but I left my notes unattended while I drank Splat’s Down-Down and some Hash Prophet wrote these words of wisdom for me:

Hot pants don’t come for free in the city, Yo.

On-Out!


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