Mickey Mouth’s 8th Annual Birthday Riddle R*n
NYC Hash # 1355
Sunday January 10, 2010 at 3:00 pm
Hares: Mickey Mouth and her Mouthketeers: Mean Jean, Fire in the PieHole, US Marine
Whore, Danny and Dave Too Long
Start: Tiffany’s, 57th and 5th
On-In: Bar East Ale House, 89th and 1st
Scribe: Doggie Erectus
We gathered at Tiffany’s for the post-holiday sale but we were saved from buying tacky, overpriced jewelry by the cry “Oy Oy Oy!”. The hares explained the theme of the day’s r*n to the most attentive group of hashers ever. And we were off to our trails.
Those of us that tried to run the traditional trail were quickly thwarted by the first check that led to all falses. So we resigned ourselves to having to use our brains as well as our feet. We started puzzling our way through some pretty tough riddles such as:
The difference twixt a pit-bull and a hockey mom: Lipstick Building
Mickey Mouth’s default bar: Blackstone’s
Aerie way to visit Typhoid Mary: Tram
Orion’s School or The Deer ______: Hunter College
A museum so slick, for boys and chicks, it’s so close, so get on your toes, it’s named after a man called _____: Frick Museum
Eat Me: Alice in Wonderland
Where NY’s loser baseball team goes for culture: Met
Mickey Mouth’s new age __ (ave) __ (0th st): 3rd ave and 80th st
Say Goodnight ______: Gracie Mansion
Unscramble “a baster”: Bar East
After exercising our brains and feet for so long, it was time to exercise our arms and hoist a few at Bar East.
Down-Downs went to:
Mickey Mouth for her birthday
The virgin, Beth (Lauren made her cousin come)
The 2 visitors from Miami
Fireman Tim got one so he’ll remember to pick on someone his own speed.
Lesley got one for an unknown offense
Redheaded Steve got one for not knowing Danny
After a while our arms started to get tired and we heard that hash cash was out, and so was I.