Sunday October 25, 2009
Hares: Doggie Erectus and Just Peter
Start: 96th and
On-In: Danny and Eddies,
Ah, the last Sunday of Sober October. It was a glorious day, perfect for a hash. As a smallish pack gathered, waiting for our esteemed hares (who surely were laying a good trail, right?) to direct them to the trail and thus, to beer. Post chalk-talk, the pack was sent on their way.
How was the trail? Well, your charming scribe is (a) injured and not r*nning at the moment and (b) has a surfeit of common sense and opted to bag hag instead of r*nning the trail. However, judging by the reviews I solicited, which included “shitty”, “really shitty”, “confusing”, “what trail?”, and “certainly the best trail of the year,” I may have made the good choice. Bonus points if you can guess which review came from the hares.
The pack did eventually make it to the on-in, many with the help of the hotline. Beer flowed, pizza was consumed, and our rituals of humiliation were commenced. To the down-downs:
Hares: For laying an offensive trail.
Virgins: There were one or two.
Visitors: Just one, War and Piece of Shit, originally from
Basia: Left poor Yank It stranded. So sad.
Doggie Erectus: For providing a drink check that was, by most estimations, 100% vodka and 0% mixers.
Gabe the Babe: This week’s FRB – with a bit of hotline help.
War and Piece of Shit: Despite the website clearly stating a 3 pm start, and the hare/bag hag not leaving the start until 3:30, was still forced to run the trail with his massive backpack. After drinking this down-down, he volunteered that he was wearing new shoes (a $7
AOTW: War and Piece of Shit, who nominated himself.
Once the beer was out, so was I.