Saturday September 19, 2009 – Red Dress Run
Hares: Head-Up-Ass, Punk Ass Bitch, Flabio and SaltLick
A to A:
The high holy day of hashing arrived along with Rosh Hashanah (Happy New Year!!!) and the 12th annual Red Dress R*n produced a large turnout of locals, tourists, virgins, travelers and all manner of people who love wearing a red dress.
For the most part, guys arrived way before the girls and began pre-lubing. Fontana’s is roomy and really set up great for our events, but they need to do something about the bouncer, Kid Rock, who recently had his funny bone surgically removed. Making all show ID before re-entering the establishment. Apparently there is also some local ordinance (which he enforced) about painting toenails on the steps leading into the place. Thankfully ,Headlights (nice calf high red boots with 5” heels) set up a mobile make-up unit and she was busy.
Salt Lick gathered the multitude of visitors, virgins and those curious about chalk marks.
After some manner of instructions, the pack was off north and then west into Little Italy for the feast of San Gennaro, where the crowd had assembled for the Religious Procession in which the Statue of San Gennaro is carried through the streets. Pausing briefly, we were the warm-up act. From there, I am guessing it was Spring St to Broadway, across
Beer was Budweiser American Ale and Coors Light, and pizza came later and in waves.
The circle was convened by Trips & Balls and Fire-In-the-Piehole
Mr. Red Dress Run – I
Mrs. Red Dress Run – Bjorn (who made his own dress)
Virgins -: Melody, Cindy, Cass, Chris, Kate, Nick,
Visitors: – Too many to mention individually, so we didn’t and I can’t.
Holy Shit It’s The Red Dress Run – Goodwill Tool
Sexiest Fraulein – Bland In Brain’s Bitch
Best Impression of A Bowery Bum – Ass Ranger
Best Tits – Dr. Splat
Ed Lunch is a Homo Award – Ed Lunch
Best Headlights – Headlights
Worst Vagina – JP
Too Little Too Late – Stewa
We were promised an “insane amount of beer”, so if anyone ended up crazy drunk, there you have it.