Saturday, May 5, 2012, 3pm
NYCH3 #1479, AGM
Prelube/Start/On-In: The Parlour, 86th & Broadway
Hares: The Committee
Circle Emcees: Pimpy Longstocking & Tit Totaler
Scribe: Doggie Erectus
We gathered at The Parlour for one last r*n under the guidance of the old mismanagement. And true to form, the pack suffered many accidents on trail, but more on that later…
We eventually found our way back to The Parlour and gave out Down-Downs:
The Hares: Fire in the Piehole & Tit Totaler
Visitors: 4-Score and Back Door & Brown Eye for the Gay Guy
Accidents on Trail:
Baboon A$$: For r*nning into a stoop
Tits & Spits: For getting her shoelace caught and going bungee humping
Donner Kebab: For falling
Manslave: For his dress shoes
Pimpy Longstocking: For discovering poop on trail and discovering (almost too late) that there was a dink check on trail
Irish Spring: Fell down in the Ramble and Miguel swooped in to help him up
Nads on Film: Couldn’t r*n cuz he has a date with a 15 year old later
Dogface: For leading a large group astray
Danny Choriki: For his new shoes
A$$Hole of the Week: CPA: For the FRB’s being such Dicks. RU? And he impatiently replies, "Still??"
Couple of the Year: Just Miguel: For his love of paper mache helmets
Worst Trail of the Year: Doggie Erectus: For setting a "Trail" with no marks along the river
A$$Hole of the Year: Tit Totaler: For singing "Who Ate All the Pies" to a virgin and scared them off
Last Year’s Mismanagement: For being shitty
This Year’s Mismanagement: For being shitty
Tit Totaler: For being JM for 2 years. She got a tit for each year and a baby shoe
It is an election year, so get out there and vote the bums out!
On-Out!