NYCH3 #1476, Scotland Day Hash

Sunday, April 15, 2012, 3pm

NYCH3 #1476, Scotland Day Hash

Start/Pre-lube: Caledonia Scottish Pub – 2nd Ave bet. 83rd St & 84th St

On-In: Danny & Eddie’s, 1st Ave & 86th St

Hares: Lesley, Mean Jean & Fire in the Piehole

Circle Emcees: Pimpy Longstocking & Tit Totaler

Scribe: Doggie Erectus

We gathered at Caledonia, the hangout of the ancient tribe of the Picts.  One of the natives spoke to us in his native tongue to tell us about the day’s trail and we understood a few of the words, just enough to get us going on trail and eventually find our way to Danny & Eddie’s to give out Down-Downs:

The Hares: Lesley, Mean Jean & Fire in the Piehole

Visitors: Goldilocks, Just John & Just Kelly

Just John: Again, for running the whole trail with his bag

Virgins: Just Julie, Just Jennifer & Just Mike

Eager for Beaver: For doing the 2nd annual Scotland Year-and-a-day-late Writeup

CPA: For his wooden nuts

Dr Bruce: For offering everyone a bite of his gherkin

Conelingus: For irresponsibly yelling at the wrong irresponsible parent

Mean Jean: For noticing that the pizza crust had the same consistency as her cat’s tongue

A$$Hole of the Week: Just John: For following non-hashers and telling other civilians that they should be r*nning

Mean Jean: For whipping out her c*nt too soon

What’s up with Mean Jean’s obsession with pussies & tongues??



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