Wednesday, August 10, 2011, 7pm
NYCH3 #1439, 2nd Annual Shiggy in the City Hash
Start: Columbus Circle (Merchant Marine Gate Entrance)
Prelube: The Coliseum, 312 W 58th St btw 8th & 9th
On-In: The Parlour, 86th & Broadway
Hares: Pimpy Longstocking & Copa C*m Bloody
Circle Emcees: Fire in the Piehole & Tit Totaller
Scribe: Doggie Erectus
We gathered at The Coliseum for a little pre-run carbohydrate load. The hares were promising all the off-road shiggy Central Park had to offer, so we needed our strength. We ambled over to Columbus Circle and took off into the park.
The hares were true to their word, there was a lot of shiggy and rock climbing. We eventually made our way to The Parlour and gave out Down-Downs:
The Hares: Pimpy Longstocking & Copa C*m Bloody
Visitors: Dyke Tyson
Virgins: Just Kenley, Just Karina, Just Nicole, Just Kim, Just Peter, Just John & Just Sam
Just Ed: For a bloody nipple. And when one Ed drinks, Ed Lunch drinks too
Skidmark: Getting yanked off stage at the Ding Dong wasn’t enough for our budding young poet. He was seen reading poetry on trail
The Hares: For an hour and a half long straightway down Amsterdam Ave
Smashmouth: For avoiding all shiggy
Ding, Gabe the Babe & Fireman Tim: Ding & Gabe for various fence offenses. Fireman Tim for helping Angus over a fence
Wet Connection & Just John: Were they separated at birth?
Skidmark: For riding in the elevator at Fire in the Piehole & Tit Totaller’s apartment and making the neighbors think he was their son
The Hares: For not having a drink check
Ground Control: For Transplanting from Copenhagen
Speedo Gonzalez: For his epic weekly email
Copa C*m Bloody: For getting engaged
There were a lot of wet balls floating around The Parlour. Some of them found their way into people’s beer. Some of them found their way into the hands of the serious Beer Pong players and some serious flippy cup ensued. Before long, it was after 11 on a school night. Now don’t you kids stay up too late!
On-Out!