NYCH3 #1436

Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 7pm

NYCH3 #1436

Start: Fulton & Water St (South St Seaport near the lighthouse)

Prelube: Heartland Brewery, South St Seaport

On-In: Last Exit Bar & Lounge, 136 Atlantic Ave by Henry St in Brooklyn

Hares: A Little Dirty & Just Damian

Circle Emcees: Pimpy Longstocking & Tit Totaller

Scribe: Doggie Erectus

We gathered at the Heartland Brewery which was chock full of Financial District types.  But the hash had a particularly good turnout of virgins so our members were swollen to the point that we made the stockbrokers uncomfortable and they all suddenly left.

But then it was our turn to leave.  We were surprised when the trail quickly left South St Seaport.  We usually spend more time there.  We soon found out why.  Trail took us over the Brooklyn Bridge where one of us stopped some tourists and asked them to take his picture.  Once we were on the other side, we spent a lot of time in Brooklyn Bridge Park right across from South St Seaport.  We eventually came to the Last Exit and gave out Down-Downs:

The Hares: A Little Dirty & Just Damian

Visitors: Dis My Tutu, Who Flung Poo, Irish Spring & Mr. Ed

Virgins: Just Ilana, Just Andrew, Just Ian, Just Rachel, Just Jen, Just Anass, Just Mike & Just Gimber

High Wire: For trying to rescue the drink stop mini-keg from being confiscated but then hiding it so well nobody could find it

Allison: She’s such a lady that she never spits, she swallows.  Did I mention she’s a very nice lady?  We named her Captain Jack Swallow

Crouching Tiger Hidden Blowjob: For almost getting hit by the Chinatown bus

Gretel: For getting an unsatisfactory name from a foreign hash. We’ll think of a better one when we sober up and bestow it on him next time, if we remember

Gretel & Bahamundi: For following the wrong hash

Doggie Erectus: For getting stopped by an old lady inviting me to sample her wares. I’m sure they were delicious, but Hell No!

Canine Fixation: For leaving NYC

Devo: Got A$$hole of the week for setting mountain goat trails and then shortcutting past the rocks on this trail

Ow My Balls: For making an announcement inviting people to sample his wares during the accusation portion of circle

Pimpy Longstocking & Tit Totaller: For almost getting the drink stop mini keg confiscated

The Hares: Splat pointed out that the bar ran out of plastic cups and were reusing them

Splat: For pointing out that the bar ran out of plastic cups and were reusing them

We had already eaten our Last Supper before circle started and we were beyond the Last Exit to Brooklyn, so 10pm came and went pretty quickly.  And so did I.