NYCH3 #1434, LIVE HARES IN HARLEM BABY!!!!

Wednesday, July 6, 2011, 7pm

NYCH3 #1434, LIVE HARES IN HARLEM BABY!!!!

Start: 125th & Lexington

On-In: Ding Dong Lounge
           Village Pour House
           Lion’s Head Tavern, 109th & Amsterdam

Hares: Just Adam & Cheeky Bastard

Circle Emcees: Pimpy Longstocking & Tit Totaller

Scribe: Doggie Erectus

We gathered in Harlem outside a grocery store.  Think "People Of Walmart".  This was a live trail so we were all anxious for a chance to pants the hares.

Trail was long and hot so we were very thankful when we came to the On-In at the Ding Dong.  But wait, speaking of People of Walmart, there was poetry reading going on.  So most of us left.  One of us couldn’t resist the chance to be a media hog and the locals had to drag him off stage.

We went to another place, and then another, and finally gave out Down-Downs:

The Hares: Just Adam & Cheeky Bastard

Visitor: Assault My Ass

Virgin: Just Lorraine

Crouching Tiger: For being so frightened by the People of Walmart that he ran off with the hares at the start instead of giving them their five minute head start.

Donner Kebab: Hash Crash

Skid Mark: For reading poetry at the Ding Dong Lounge

Cheeky Bastard: Cut his hair short

The Hares: The On-In is not a pub crawl! And forgetting to set the hotline

Type A Hole: For trying to influence the selection of A$$hole of the week, as if we needed any more clues since he was carrying the trophy for it already

Just Matt & Just Nicole got named Gretel & Hansel by the Montreal Hash.  Technically this was not a Down-Down, but it should have been.  Those Canadians don’t have jurisdiction over NYC!

On-Out!


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