Wednesday, July 6, 2011, 7pm
NYCH3 #1434, LIVE HARES IN HARLEM BABY!!!!
Start: 125th & Lexington
Ding Dong Lounge
Village Pour House
Lion’s Head Tavern, 109th & Amsterdam
Hares: Just Adam & Cheeky Bastard
Circle Emcees: Pimpy Longstocking & Tit Totaller
Scribe: Doggie Erectus
We gathered in Harlem outside a grocery store. Think "People Of Walmart". This was a live trail so we were all anxious for a chance to pants the hares.
Trail was long and hot so we were very thankful when we came to the On-In at the Ding Dong. But wait, speaking of People of Walmart, there was poetry reading going on. So most of us left. One of us couldn’t resist the chance to be a media hog and the locals had to drag him off stage.
We went to another place, and then another, and finally gave out Down-Downs:
The Hares: Just Adam & Cheeky Bastard
Visitor: Assault My Ass
Virgin: Just Lorraine
Crouching Tiger: For being so frightened by the People of Walmart that he ran off with the hares at the start instead of giving them their five minute head start.
Donner Kebab: Hash Crash
Skid Mark: For reading poetry at the Ding Dong Lounge
Cheeky Bastard: Cut his hair short
The Hares: The On-In is not a pub crawl! And forgetting to set the hotline
Type A Hole: For trying to influence the selection of A$$hole of the week, as if we needed any more clues since he was carrying the trophy for it already
Just Matt & Just Nicole got named Gretel & Hansel by the Montreal Hash. Technically this was not a Down-Down, but it should have been. Those Canadians don’t have jurisdiction over NYC!