July 21, 2010
Start: Sheridan Square, 7th Ave. & Christopher St.
Hare: Eager 4 Beaver
On-In: Barrow St. Ale House
Scribe: Doggie Erectus
We gathered at Sheridan Square for yet another steamy evening. It must be the dog days of summer because this group is, well, going to the dogs, judging by the number of hashers chasing / being chased by cars and other weird behavior.
"when the seas boiled, wine turned sour, dogs grew mad, and all creatures became languid, causing to man burning fevers, hysterics, and phrensies".
One hasher was so shocked by the spectacle that she announced she was moving to Denver where it’s cooler. Another hasher had a moment of clarity and found AA on trail.
Needless to say, there were a lot of offenders that needed to be reined in before the kennel deteriorated any further.
To that end, Tit Totaller & Fire in the Piehole gave out the following Down-Downs:
The Hare: Eager 4 Beaver.
Visitors & Virgins.
Anuj for finding AA on trail.
Ow My Balls & Hoboken Dave for picking up random girls and trying to make them carry our bags.
Fast American Dave for pontificating on the merits of hashing through pier 40.
Fireman Bob for leading us all down a dead end. And when one fireman drinks, Fireman Tim gets one too.
Booksperm for moving to Denver.
Chris for chasing parked cars.
There’s no point talking about the descent of this hash any more, cuz let’s face it, that’s what we love about it.