Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers
Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.
We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!
Receding Hareline (Previous 90 Days)
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|Date/Time||Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path||Hare(s)||OnIn|
|South Weasternton Northport|
Start: Northport Prelube: The Laurel Bar 8 Laurel Road, East Northport, NY 11731
Transit: PArTy TrAin to Northport, arriving at 1:17p From Penn: 11:52a From Penn, transfer at Huntington (1:07p) arrive 1:17p Northport From Atlantic Terminal Brooklyn: 11:45a from Atl. Term. Transfer at Jamaica (12:15p), and Huntington (1:07p) arrive 1:17p Northport. Meet at Front of the train! For PArTy TrAin!!
Trail will be A➡B with bag / beer truck provided. Bring cash for a bar stop and a change of clothes. We will be getting muddy. On-in is allowing us to play with fire, take that as you will.
|Sir Gay & Kim Dong Dildo|
Start: Dang BBQ, 174 Islip Ave., Islip
Transit: Revised from BK!: 11:21 Atl. Term to Jamaica, 12:20 Jamaica to Babylon, 1:18 Babylon to Islip OR 11:55 Penn to Babylon, 1:18 Babylon to Islip. Either way, arrive at Islip at 1:29
|LIL Trail 82: Festivus |
Start: Gibson (Valley Stream) Prelube: Méli & Mélo Restaurant and Lounge. 153 Dubois Ave, Valley Stream, NY.
Transit: LIRR to Gibson. 3:22p from Penn, transfer Jamaica 3:45p, arrives Gibson 3:59p 3:22p from Atlantic Terminal, arrives Gibson 3:59p
Join the Mad Cows of Long Island in celebrating, in you're ugliest of holiday sweaters, Festivus!Hash Cash: $20 or an unopened toy (to be donated to Toys for Tots). Virgins: $10
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Teal Train to Pound Town
Shots for Tots
Kim Dong Dildo
Grand Master Emeritus
“Run With The Mad Cows!”
A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress, Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer
I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology