Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers
Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.
We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!
Receding Hareline (Previous 90 Days)
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|Date/Time||Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path||Hare(s)||OnIn|
|LIL H3 Trail 79 - Stony Brook|
Start: Stony Brook. Prelube: The Bench. 1095 NY-25A, Stony Brook, NY 11790. Right Across the street from the train station.
Transit: LIRR: 1:25p From Penn, arrives 3:17p (no transfer). 1:13p from Atlantic, transfer at Jamaica (1:50) and Huntington (2:42p) also arrives at 3:17p.
|Hare: Shots 4 Tots Co-hare: Sir Gay|
|🐄 Mad Cows RGM!! ⭕|
Start: Kings Park. Prelube and Trail Start: Main Street Pub, 21 Main St (map)
Transit: LIRR pARtY tRAiN to Kings Park leaves Penn at 11:52am (Atlantic at 11:43), change at Huntington, arrive at 1:24pm.
Note the early start time. We have a tide to catch! Bring a dry bag and a waterproof phone case if you have one. You WILL GET WET on this trail. Cum see who's taking over the Lunatics mismanagement!
|A Little Dirty & Hindlick|
Start: East Rockaway. Trail start & Prelube: Barrier Brewing, 3001 New St (map)
Transit: ParTy tRaIn to East Rockaway leaves Penn at 1:42pm or Atlantic at 1:13pm. Both trains transfer at Jamaica. Arrive at East Rockaway at 2:26 (plenty of drinking time!). (Note: train schedules from Atlantic have changed. The 2:13pm train will still get you there in time for trail.)
Bring a change of clothes AKA Dry Bag or die. P.S. Anyone in a Naughty.Cul (nautical) get up gets a prize.
Start: Wantagh, Prelube: Bunker Hill American Tap Room (1912 Wantagh Ave, map)
Transit: 1:55pm paRty trAin from Penn to Wantagh (or 1:43pm from Atlantic), arrives at 2:51.
It's a Pool Party! Bring your bathing or birthday suit.
|Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue|
A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress, Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer
I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology