Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers
Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.
We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!
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Receding Hareline (Previous 90 Days)
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|Date/Time||Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path||Hare(s)||OnIn|
|Party Like It's 1999|
Start: Wantagh, NY Prelube: Ridgewood Station Tavern, 3231 Sunrise, Hwy, Wantagh, NY
Transit: All Transit Via LIRR Arrive Wantagh 3:21pm From Penn: 2:25p (no transfer) towards Babylon, arrive Wantagh 3:21pm From Atl. Term. (Brooklyn): 2:12p Transfer @ Jamaica for the 2:50p towards Babylon, arrive Wantagh 3:21pm
A 90's Theme Hash! Best 90's Costume/Themed wear will win a Quail-Man bobble head. Prepare for water crossing &/or a wet on-in; bring swimsuits or cleanup your birthday suit.
|Patron Taint Of The Willing Tongue|
|LIL Trail 89: Naughty List Most Wanted |
Start: It's a Christmas in July hash Ya'll! Prelube: Harbor Crab Co. 116 Division St, Patchogue, NY 11772
Transit: All Transit Via LIRR Arrive Patchogue at 3:54p 2:12p from Penn, Arrive Patchogue, at 3:54p (No Transfer) 2:12p from Atlantic. Transfer at Jamaica for 2:41 towards Speonk. Arrive Patchogue, at 3:54p Prelube is a .25 Mile west of train station.
|LIL Trail 88: Trail of 1000 Mermaids|
Start: Update! Parade watching is on NE corner of 10th/Surf. Trail start:
1001 Riegelmann Boardwalk, Brooklyn, NY 11224
Coney Island, Brooklyn, NY, USA
Meeting place/chalk talk will be on the boardwalk, look for the On-On Flag &/or yell R U to find the pack.
Trail will occur AFTER the Mermaid Parade.
The event start time is when the parade occurs.
Pack will likely be away at 3pm.
Stay Tuned for updates and details.
Transit: The D, F, N, & Q Subway lines will take you to Coney Island. All run from Atlantic Terminal/Barclays Center. If you choose to drive please take note that free parking is very, very, scarce.
|Kaptian Hooker & What a €*nt.|
Don't forget to bring a towel.
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Teal Train to Pound Town
Shots for Tots
Kim Dong Dildo
Grand Master Emeritus
“Run With The Mad Cows!”
A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress, Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer
I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology