Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers
Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.
We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!
Receding Hareline (Previous 90 Days)
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|LIL Trail 95: Farming into 2020|
Start: Prelube: Croxley Ale House, 190 Main St, Farmingdale, NY (2/10 a mile from train station) Many craft beers and great wings at the prelube. Cum on out to the first Lunatic trail of 2020. Bring $20, a flashlight, and virgins
Transit: Arrive Farmingdale @ 3:02p From Penn: 1:12p Transfer @ Hicksville for the 2:44 towards Ronkonkoma arrive Farmingdale 3:02p From Atlantic Term: 12:43p Transfer @ Jamaica for the 1:35 Hicksville bound train, transfer at Hicksville for the 2:44 Ronkonkoma bound train arrive Farmingdale 3:02p
Penis Fly Crap has learned a few things about haring after 12 years of hashing, 3 years as Dallas hare raiser, and too many trails to count. Cum on out to his first Lunatics Trail and experience the varied terrain that Farmingdale has to offer, as we hash through the hills and dales of Long Island. There will be periods of light shiggy, and most of trail won't be just running along the road.
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|🍾 NYE at the End of Long Island 🎉|
Transit: LIRR to Montauk: Arriving New Years eve, Day of Trail, 12/31, to Montauk.
To Make trail train:
From Penn 11:01a - Transfer @ Jamaica for the 11:27 Montauk bound train. Arrive Montauk 2:15p
From Atlantic Term. 10:35a - Transfer @ Jamaica for the 11:27 Montauk bound train. Arrive Montauk 2:15p
Screw Trail, in it for the party train:
From Penn 4:19p - Transfer @ Jamaica for the 4:49p Montauk bound train. Arrive Montauk 7:34p
From Atlantic Term 4:20p - Transfer @ Jamaica for the 4:49p Montauk bound train. Arrive Montauk 7:34p
The I still have work and want to party with the lunatics train:
From Penn 5:51p - Transfer @ Jamaica for the 6:17p Montauk bound train. Arrive Montauk 9:07p
From Atlantic Term 5:49p - Transfer @ Jamaica for the 6:17p Montauk bound train. Arrive Montauk 9:07p
I'm Driving, and can help out other hashers car pool. (Link to carpool form)
Celebrate the End of the year at the End of Long Island with:
A roaring 20's themed super shitty coastal trail on Tuesday December 31st, New Years Afternoon around 2:30p, Roaring 20's NYE party with music and fire pits. Rego is only $69 and includes a T-shirt to the first 15 rego's!
Here's what you need to do:
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|LIL Trail 93|
Start: Ziggy's Corner Pub, 1 Central Ave, Massapequa, NY 11758
Transit: Arrive Massapequa at 2:56 via Babylon Line of LIRR From Penn: 1:55 Babylon Train arrives in Massapequa at 2:56 From Atlantic: 1:45 Hempstead Train; transfer to 2:20 Babylon Train in Jamaica
It’s November, Trail starts at 3p the pack will probably be away at 3:30, it gets dark at 4:30. Bring a headlamp!
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|LIL Trail 92: The Horror Of Amityville|
Start: Amity Ales, 192 Broadway, Amityville
Transit: 5:18pm LIRR pArTy TrAiN from Penn to Amityville, arriving at 6:32pm. (If you miss this one, the 5:55pm from Penn will get you there by the time trail starts.) Or, take the 5:12 or 5:42 from Atlantic Terminal.
Don your best Halloween Costume, r*n, and drink at this year's Amityville Horror Hash.
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Teal Train to Pound Town
Shots for Tots
Kim Dong Dildo
Grand Master Emeritus
“Run With The Mad Cows!”
A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress, Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer
I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology