Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers

Long Island Lunatics H3Description

Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.

Schedule

We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!

Receding Hareline (Previous 90 Days)

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Date/Time Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path Hare(s) OnIn
LIL H3 Trail 79 - Stony Brook
LIL #79
Start: Stony Brook. Prelube: The Bench. 1095 NY-25A, Stony Brook, NY 11790.  Right Across the street from the train station.
Transit: LIRR: 1:25p From Penn, arrives 3:17p (no transfer). 1:13p from Atlantic, transfer at Jamaica (1:50) and Huntington (2:42p) also arrives at 3:17p.
Hare: Shots 4 Tots Co-hare: Sir Gay
🐄 Mad Cows RGM!! ⭕
LIL #78
Start: Kings Park. Prelube and Trail Start: Main Street Pub, 21 Main St (map)
Transit: LIRR pARtY tRAiN to Kings Park leaves Penn at 11:52am (Atlantic at 11:43), change at Huntington, arrive at 1:24pm.

Note the early start time. We have a tide to catch! Bring a dry bag and a waterproof phone case if you have one. You WILL GET WET on this trail. Cum see who's taking over the Lunatics mismanagement!
A Little Dirty & Hindlick
Naughty...Cul
LIL #77
Start: East Rockaway. Trail start & Prelube: Barrier Brewing, 3001 New St (map)
Transit: ParTy tRaIn to East Rockaway leaves Penn at 1:42pm or Atlantic at 1:13pm. Both trains transfer at Jamaica. Arrive at East Rockaway at 2:26 (plenty of drinking time!). (Note: train schedules from Atlantic have changed. The 2:13pm train will still get you there in time for trail.)

Bring a change of clothes AKA Dry Bag or die. P.S. Anyone in a Naughty.Cul (nautical) get up gets a prize.
Kaptain Hooker
LIL #76
Start: Wantagh, Prelube: Bunker Hill American Tap Room (1912 Wantagh Ave, map)
Transit: 1:55pm paRty trAin from Penn to Wantagh (or 1:43pm from Atlantic), arrives at 2:51.

It's a Pool Party! Bring your bathing or birthday suit.
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue

Mismanagement

Grand Mattress
A Little Dirty
Religious Advisors
Coffee Queefer
Kap’n Hooker
Fluffer
Ditch Sucker
Trail Master
Drawn Johnson
Haberdasher
Kim Dong Dildo
Grand Master Emeritus
I-Feel Tower
“Run With The Mad Cows!”
Contacts:
Dirty: reholz@hotmail.com
Tower: w.w.moore@mac.com

2013 Misman

A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress, Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer

2012 Misman

I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology