Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers

Long Island Lunatics H3Description

Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.


We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!

Receding Hareline (Previous 90 Days)

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Date/Time Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path Hare(s) OnIn
LIL #72
Start: Westbury. Prelube: Friar's Tavern, 231 Post Ave. (map)
Transit: 2:22pm pArTY tRaiN from Penn or Atlantic Term to Westbury, arrives at 3:06.
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Geordi's Beer Day!
LIL #71
Start: Susan's Pub, 8 Railroad Ave, Bethpage, NY
Transit: pArtY tRaIn: 12:12AM from Penn Station, or 11:45AM from Atlantic with a transfer at Jamaica. Arrives 1:01PM at Bethpage. Note the early train time!

Shiggy socks strongly recommended.
Geordi La Foreskin, Cums Faster Than Men, & Surprise I'm Illiterate
LIL #70
Start: Jamaica LIRR, Prelube: Maloney's, 87-67 Sutphin Blvd (8 min walk from station, map)
Transit: 2:22pm pArtY tRaIn from Penn OR Atlantic. Trains 'come together' at 2:43!

This on-in is worth coming out and we have a swell avoid-the-cold trail planned! There will be beer! There will be warmth! You will get a workout but none of your parts will fall off, guaranteed*. Still, it will be VERY cold and there is a wind chill advisory, so please make sure you keep all your parts covered (wear gloves and a hat).

*As long as you don't decide to do trail with no pants on.
Grayvee Train & What a C*nt


Grand Mattress
A Little Dirty
Religious Advisors
Coffee Queefer
Kap’n Hooker
Ditch Sucker
Trail Master
Drawn Johnson
Kim Dong Dildo
Grand Master Emeritus
I-Feel Tower
“Run With The Mad Cows!”
Dirty: reholz@hotmail.com
Tower: w.w.moore@mac.com

2013 Misman

A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress, Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer

2012 Misman

I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology