Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers

Long Island Lunatics H3Description

Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.


We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!

Receding Hareline (Previous 90 Days)

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Date/Time Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path Hare(s) OnIn
South Weasternton Northport
LIL #84
Start: Northport Prelube: The Laurel Bar 8 Laurel Road, East Northport, NY 11731
Transit: PArTy TrAin to Northport, arriving at 1:17p From Penn: 11:52a From Penn, transfer at Huntington (1:07p) arrive 1:17p Northport From Atlantic Terminal Brooklyn: 11:45a from Atl. Term. Transfer at Jamaica (12:15p), and Huntington (1:07p) arrive 1:17p Northport. Meet at Front of the train! For PArTy TrAin!!

Trail will be A➡B with bag / beer truck provided. Bring cash for a bar stop and a change of clothes. We will be getting muddy.  On-in is allowing us to play with fire, take that as you will.
Sir Gay  & Kim Dong Dildo
LIL #83
Start: Dang BBQ, 174 Islip Ave., Islip
Transit: Revised from BK!: 11:21 Atl. Term to Jamaica, 12:20 Jamaica to Babylon, 1:18 Babylon to Islip OR 11:55 Penn to Babylon, 1:18 Babylon to Islip. Either way, arrive at Islip at 1:29
Cheeky Bastard
LIL Trail 82: Festivus
LIL #82
Start: Gibson (Valley Stream) Prelube: Méli & Mélo Restaurant and Lounge. 153 Dubois Ave, Valley Stream, NY.
Transit: LIRR to Gibson. 3:22p from Penn, transfer Jamaica 3:45p, arrives Gibson 3:59p 3:22p from Atlantic Terminal, arrives Gibson 3:59p

Join the Mad Cows of Long Island in celebrating, in you're ugliest of holiday sweaters, Festivus!

Hash Cash: $20 or an unopened toy (to be donated to Toys for Tots). Virgins: $10
Kaptain Hooker


Grand Mattress
Kaptian Hooker
Religious Advisors
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Teal Train to Pound Town
Shots for Tots
Ditch Sucker
Sir Gay
Kim Dong Dildo
Coffee Queefer
Grand Master Emeritus
I-Feel Tower
“Run With The Mad Cows!”
Dirty: reholz@hotmail.com
Tower: w.w.moore@mac.com

2013 Misman

A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress, Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer

2012 Misman

I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology