Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers
Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.
We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!
Receding Hareline (Previous 90 Days)
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|Date/Time||Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path||Hare(s)||OnIn|
|LIL Trail 92: The Horror Of Amityville|
Start: Amity Ales, 192 Broadway, Amityville
Transit: 5:18pm LIRR pArTy TrAiN from Penn to Amityville, arriving at 6:32pm. (If you miss this one, the 5:55pm from Penn will get you there by the time trail starts.) Or, take the 5:12 or 5:42 from Atlantic Terminal.
Don your best Halloween Costume, r*n, and drink at this year's Amityville Horror Hash.
|LIL Trail 91: Laid From Long Island It’s Leftovers|
Start: Valley Stream Prelube: Rail Road Inn, 151 S Franklin Ave, Valley Stream, NY
Transit: Arrive Valley Stream: 3:19p 2:43p From Penn (no Jamaica Transfer) 2:42p From Atlantic Terminal Bk, Jamaica Transfer @ 3:03 for the Long Beach bound train, Arrive Valley Stream: 3:19p
On-In: Call the Kaptian: 516-375-3534 Follow Marks from E Hawthorne Ave and Horton Ave, Lynbrook, NY
|Frank Llayd Wrong||Call the Kaptian: 516-375-3534 Follow Marks from E Hawthorne Ave and Horton Ave, Lynbrook, NY|
|Party Like It's 1999|
Start: Wantagh, NY Prelube: Ridgewood Station Tavern, 3231 Sunrise, Hwy, Wantagh, NY
Transit: All Transit Via LIRR Arrive Wantagh 3:21pm From Penn: 2:25p (no transfer) towards Babylon, arrive Wantagh 3:21pm From Atl. Term. (Brooklyn): 2:12p Transfer @ Jamaica for the 2:50p towards Babylon, arrive Wantagh 3:21pm
A 90's Theme Hash! Best 90's Costume/Themed wear will win a Quail-Man bobble head. Prepare for water crossing &/or a wet on-in; bring swimsuits or cleanup your birthday suit.
|Patron Taint Of The Willing Tongue|
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Teal Train to Pound Town
Shots for Tots
Kim Dong Dildo
Grand Master Emeritus
“Run With The Mad Cows!”
A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress, Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer
I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology