Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers
Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.
We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!
Receding Hareline (Previous 90 Days)
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|Date/Time||Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path||Hare(s)||OnIn|
|LIL Trail 82: Festivus |
Start: Gibson (Valley Stream) Prelube: Méli & Mélo Restaurant and Lounge. 153 Dubois Ave, Valley Stream, NY.
Transit: LIRR to Gibson. 3:22p from Penn, transfer Jamaica 3:45p, arrives Gibson 3:59p 3:22p from Atlantic Terminal, arrives Gibson 3:59p
Join the Mad Cows of Long Island in celebrating, in you're ugliest of holiday sweaters, Festivus!Hash Cash: $20 or an unopened toy (to be donated to Toys for Tots). Virgins: $10
Start: Astoria. Prelube: Mad Donkey Beer Bar & Grill 32-07 36th Ave, Astoria, NY 11106
Transit: LIRR to Woodside. 1:47p from Jamaica, arrives Woodside 1:56p Subway to 36th St stop on the N line. From Woodside: 7 train to Queensboro Plaza, North N train to 36th St stop. From Atlantic Terminal: N train North to 36th St. Stop. From Penn: N Train (From Herald Square) North to 36th St. Stop.
Its a Hash wedding ya'll! So lets have a trail, get weird, and get the two hares hash hitched.
|Teal Train to Pound Town & Just Lisa|
|LiL H3 Trail 80- Douglaston|
Start: Alley Pond Sports Bar & Grill 232-01 Northern Blvd, Douglaston, New York 11362
Transit: 11:48 from Penn Station to Douglaston. 11:39 from Jamaica to Douglaston (Change at Woodside). Brooklynites: suggest taking the from Penn station train Less then a 10 minute walk to Start.
$25 Hash Cash
|Coffee Queefer & Doll Vag|
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Teal Train to Pound Town
Shots for Tots
Kim Dong Dildo
Grand Master Emeritus
“Run With The Mad Cows!”
A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress, Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer
I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology