Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers

Long Island Lunatics H3Description

Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.

Schedule

We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!

Receding Hareline (Previous 90 Days)

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Date/Time Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path Hare(s) OnIn
Mad Cows' 5th An*lversary and.. Derby Day!
LIL #62
Start: Floral Park LIRR, Prelube: Arp's Tavern, 45 Atlantic Ave (map )
Transit: 1:42 pARtY TrAiN from Penn or Atlantic, arrives in Floral Park at 2:19pm.
Remember all that swag at the inaugural trail?? Well, we won't have any of that, but there will be a trail and beer and much rejoicing. It's Derby Day! Don't let an excellent opportunity to get drunk while wearing extravagant headgear pass you by!
The Mismanagement
LIL #61
Start: Sea Cliff, Prelube: The Crispy Pig, 243 Glen Cove Ave (GOOD BEER - worth the mile walk: map)
Transit: 12:22 PaRtY TrAin from Penn Station, arriving in Sea Cliff at 1:26pm (DON'T MISS THIS TRAIN, or.. consider a cab from Mineola)
Expect non-pizza food and non-concrete r*nning. Advance RSVP on the Facebook event greatly appreciated!
Coffee Queefer & Kim Dong Dildo
March Madness
LIL #60
Start: Bethpage, Prelube: Susan's Pub, 8 Railroad Ave (map)
Transit: 2:12 LIRR pArtY TrAiN from Penn to Bethpage, arriving at 3:01pm. Train from Atlantic Term leaves at 1:45.
$0.75 Beer and other Unbelievable Lies!
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue

Mismanagement

Grand Mattress
A Little Dirty
Religious Advisors
Coffee Queefer
Kap’n Hooker
Fluffer
Ditch Sucker
Trail Master
Drawn Johnson
Haberdasher
Kim Dong Dildo
Grand Master Emeritus
I-Feel Tower
“Run With The Mad Cows!”
Contacts:
Dirty: reholz@hotmail.com
Tower: w.w.moore@mac.com

2013 Misman

A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress, Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer

2012 Misman

I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology