Long Island Lunatics Hash House Harriers

Long Island Lunatics H3Description

Founded by I-Feel Tower, Lazer Labia, Fort Orgy, A Little Dirty, Spank The Plank & Bug Juice. The inaugural running of the Mad Cows took place on Long Beach on May 6th, 2012. This hash is a celebration of the Full Moon & the vast, unspoiled acreage of Long Island. That is, until we get there.


We usually hash on the Saturday nearest the Full Moon. The exact date & time are posted here, as well as on our Facebook Group and on Meetup. There is usually a pArTY tRaIN leaving Penn Station for these events. Join us!

Receding Hareline (Previous 90 Days)

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Date/Time Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path Hare(s) OnIn
LIL Trail 97: The Living Daylight Patronage
LIL #97
Start: Prelube: Susans Pub. 8 Railroad Ave, Bethpage, NY 11714  
Transit: LIRR Arrive Bethpage 3:04pm 2:12p From Penn Arrive Bethpage 3:04p 1:45 From Atlantic Terminal Arrive Bethpage 3:04p  
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Trail 96: Yankee Doodie Dandy
LIL #96
Start: KJ Farrells, 242 Pettit Ave, Bellmore, NY. Right across from the Bellmore train station 🚂
Transit: Party Train: Penn Station: 1:54PM to Bellmore (Babylon line) Atlantic Terminal: 1:43PM Hempstead Line to Jamaica, then transfer to Babylon Line to Bellmore.
Yankee Yanker & Crouching Fiber Hidden Poopin’
LIL Trail 95: Farming into 2020
LIL #95
Start: Prelube: Croxley Ale House, 190 Main St, Farmingdale, NY (2/10 a mile from train station) Many craft beers and great wings at the prelube. Cum on out to the first Lunatic trail of 2020. Bring $20, a flashlight, and virgins
Transit: Arrive Farmingdale @ 3:02p   From Penn: 1:12p Transfer @ Hicksville for the 2:44 towards Ronkonkoma arrive Farmingdale 3:02p From Atlantic Term: 12:43p Transfer @ Jamaica for the 1:35 Hicksville bound train, transfer at Hicksville for the 2:44 Ronkonkoma bound train arrive Farmingdale 3:02p

Penis Fly Crap has learned a few things about haring after 12 years of hashing, 3 years as Dallas hare raiser, and too many trails to count. Cum on out to his first Lunatics Trail and experience the varied terrain that Farmingdale has to offer, as we hash through the hills and dales of Long Island. There will be periods of light shiggy, and most of trail won't be just running along the road.
Penis Fly Crap


Grand Mattress
Kaptian Hooker
Religious Advisors
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
Teal Train to Pound Town
Shots for Tots
Ditch Sucker
Sir Gay
Kim Dong Dildo
Coffee Queefer
Grand Master Emeritus
I-Feel Tower
“Run With The Mad Cows!”
Dirty: reholz@hotmail.com
Tower: w.w.moore@mac.com

2013 Misman

A Little Dirty: Grand Mattress, Coffee Queefer: Religious Advisor, Meatspin: Religious Advisor, Condom Style: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology, FART: pArTy tRAIn Engineer

2012 Misman

I-Feel Tower: Grand Master, Lazer Labia: Religious Advisor, Fort Orgy: Religious Advisor, A Little Dirty: Fluffer, Spank The Plank: Trail Master, Bug Juice: Maven Of Mixology