NYC Red Dress 2021 REGO!!!

$ is the home of all NYC local kennels including New York City H3, Brooklyn H3, New Amsterdam H3, Greater Gotham Full Moon H3, and our not so distant cousin Long Island Lunatics H3. Here you can find all the info you need to come hash with us! We meet a couple times a week to run/walk/jog/travel 3+ miles around NYC.We’re a very social group. Our members come from all walks of life, all age groups (21+) and all abilities of running from slow to fast. Our one and only goal is for everyone to have a good time!

Look below for details on our upcoming events! Welcome and On-On!

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Date/Time Start / Transit Info Subway/LIRR/Metro North/Path Hare(s)
NYC #1997
Start: Otto's Shrunken Head, 14th St and Ave B (East Village)
Transit: L to 1st Ave, CitiBike, NYC Ferry

A to B. C-E split. fun DC. "Surprise" On In

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Obamanatrix & Dimestore Tom Cruise
Strawberry Moon Hash
GGFM #399
Start: Phoenix Bar, 447 E 13th Street (@ Ave A)
Transit: L to 1st Avenue, Citibike or walk it from other sorta-nearby transit stations

Happy [start of] Pride Month, beginning with a trail right out of RuPaul's Drag R*ce!  **Fabulous** clothing of all kinds is encouraged, extra points for dressing like a fellow hasher.  Trail will be A to B, with an outdoor dog-friendly on-in (you are also encouraged to bring picnic blankets - hares will have some beverages but BYOB is also welcome and encouraged to make the party last longer!).

**Show up early to the start to catch part of a RuPaul's Drag Race viewing party!**

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Just Val
NYC #1998
Start: One Star, 147 West 24th St
Transit: 1 to 23rd St, F/M/PATH to 23rd St

A to A, short trail with choir practice

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Jack in the Bus and Tumbelina
LILH3/QBKH3 - 2nd An*l Queens Birthday Hash
LIL #122
Start: See Info on the Queens post below!
I Feel Tower and Drunksophila Masturbator
LILH3/QBKH3 - 2nd An*l Queens Birthday Hash
Queens #243
Start: Barrier Brewing in Oceanside, Queens. 3001 New St Suite A2, Oceanside NY 11572
Transit: pArTy TrAiN info: from Penn: Take the 11:45am Babylon Branch, transfer at Jamaica Station to the Long Beach Branch. Get off at East Rockaway (ha) From Atlantic: Take the 11:41 West Hempstead, transfer at Jamaica to Long Beach.

Come June there’s an event most perplexing
For the new moon & full moon we’ll be mixing
Join our Queen’s Black Knights for its tenth
And the Lunatics of the great Isle of Length
For our combined astronomical fiction
(This fine poetry is an I. Feel Tower original!)

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I-Feel Tower and Drunksophila Masturbator
Knick #173/NYCH3 #1999 - Prince-Themed Underwear R*n!
Knickerbocker #173
Start: See Deets on the NYCH3 #1999 Event below!
Mandatory Fun, Prairie Dog'n, Obamanatrix
Knick #173/NYCH3 #1999 - Party Like it's #1999!
NYC #1999
Start: One and One, 1st Street at 1st Avenue in the East Village.
Transit: B/D/F/M to Broadway-Lafayette, 6 to Bleecker, J to Bowery

The infamous Knickerbocker Underwear R*n returns to collide with a Prince theme for NYCH3’s 1999th trail. As always, where you wear your underpants is optional. Consent is sexy!
Purple! Prince! Underwear as Outerwear! This is the Knickerbocker Underwear R*n like you've never seen it before (except that year that it was May the 4th and we all wore Star Wars costumes)! Wear purple, wear lingerie, wear your underwear, wear your hash clothes with underwear under there (under where?)... it's all good!
We have a special mostly-private on-in venue that will allow us to keep our skivvies amongst ourselves. So tonight we're gonna party like it's #1999!
Mandatory Fun, Prairie Dog'n & Obamanatrix
Red Dress Beer Mile Relay!
Special #226
Bring your beer and wear your fastest race-car red for a beer mile relay! Cum with your team of 4 or get matched with a team at the event. The fastest team wins the right to be heckled by all others! Each relay member chugs 1 beer (12oz., 5% or more ABV) and then sprints a 400m lap around the track. Chunder, and you earn a 1 lap penalty. Single beer-milers welcome, if you dare!

In the tradition of the Lady in Red, this is a charity event. BYOB and hash cash of $10. Hash cash buys beer for spectators and on-after, and the rest goes to New York Cares, a local organization that provides much-needed volunteers around NYC to address issues of hunger, homelessness, education inequity and enviromental improvement.
The Hudson Dusters (NYCH3-ass'ed r*nning team)
2000 Prelube #1 - Brooklyn H3 presents the Better Beer Borough Brewery Crawl
Special #228
Start: Strong Rope Brewing
Transit: R to Union or 2/3/4/5/B/D/N/Q/W to Atlantic Avenue-Barclay Center

It's a brewery crawl! Join any time all day and pay-as-you-go. Sample some of the finest beer from Brooklyn, New York, the one true epicenter of hipster culture. Some places might even have food! Find us throughout the day by calling the hotline (212-HASH-NYC) or checking the NYC #2000 WhatsApp Group. Merges with the other prelubes at 8:00p.
GrayVee Train and BH3 Friends
2000 Prelube #2 - pArTy TrAiN to Lawn Guyland!
Special #227
Start: Glen Cove Station, Long Island, NY
Transit: pArTy TrAiN deets are cumming!

Cum on with Moses out to Long Island for a trail of Lunatic proportions! Be like a real New Yorker and get out of the city at any opportunity to enjoy shiggy and scenic views of mansions you could only hope to afford. Brewery on-in with special deal. Hash Cash. Catch the pArTy TrAiN to Atlantic Terminal by 6:30 to merge with the other prelubes at 8:00p.
Cum on Moses
2000 Prelube #3 - The Not-in-Queens Chinatown Dumpling Crawl
Special #229
Start: TBA in Chinatown
Transit: 6/J/N/Q/R/W to Canal Street, B/D to Grand Street

Yassss Dumpqueen, eat those dumplings! ~$10 cash will be collected at the start. You MUST RSVP* to reserve your spot, as space for this crawl is limited to 21 hashers! RSVP'd but need to join late? Nerves will help you find your way. Merges with the other prelubes at 8:00pm.
*Preference for this option will be given to out-of-towners; dietary restrictions CANNOT be accommodated.
Nerves of Squeal
NYCH3 2000: A Three Hour Pour
NYC #2000
Start: Trail is being finalized as we speak! Stay tuned for a start update!
It's our 2000th trail, y'all! And we're hashing on a boat! Don your finest Nauti regalia for a yacht party in the harbor. You can be a teensy bit late to trail, but DON'T MISS THE BOAT! Who's Cumming?

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Prairie Dog'n, What A C*nt!, Cum on Moses, Drop a Pin
Join us on a nautical adventure as we ship out on a private yacht! Register here:
The Next An*l 5 Borough Pub Crawl
Special #230
Start: TBD
Splat! and What A Cunt!
NYC Red Dress 2023
Special #231
The Red Dress Committee
Friendsgiving 2023
NASS #270
Start: TBA
Nerves of Squeal + Ba-Dum-Smurf Meow
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